What was his fucking problem?
>>69610251
corruption
>tfw u livin deliciously
He was the antagonist of the story. The devil likes to party.
>>69610251
>tfw filename
>>69610251
he was a nigger
>>69610251
he was fucking satan you retard
>>69610986
OR WAS HE.....
She's the superior ayylmaofu of them all.
He lived deliciously for too long
>>69610251
WO-AH BLACK PHILLIP, A-BAM-A-LAMB
>>69610251
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
>>69611439
BLACK PHILLIP HAD A CHILD BAMALAM
DAMN THING GOT CUT AND TURNED INTO WITCH LOTION BAMALAM
>>69611337
dat ass tho
He's kinda sexy desu
That is one smug goat
Charlie, the goat who played Black Phillip, was a real ass on the set.
>Even director Robert Eggers wasn't safe from Charlie's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'cut' and Charlie turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of a farm and yelled cut? Maybe the monkeys in suits would forget their trained routine of cutting wood' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play Black Phillip, or is Black Phillip something that's been in him all along?"
>"Sometimes I would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Charlie had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if you lived deliciously? Would you buy a nice dress?' and 'Lights. Camera. Butter.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct."
>>69611631
kek
>>69611631
absolute
mad
man
>>69611480
get the fuck out with your pussy ass radiohead shit
superior thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7c187E5BxY
>>69611631
is he the goat goat?
>>69611786
>queens of the stone age
how does it feel to be 12 and or stuck in the past?
>tfw the goat is more famous than the actors in your movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_XTFjvvcnQ
Why didn't she have hairy pits?
>>69611631
This is just run of the mill goat behavior.
They exist to eat, shit, sleep and fight. That's it.
>>69611867
That's not true, there was.. uh... that crazy chick from Game of Thrones that the dude from Scorched Trials drop kicked off a mountain.
>>69611786
>pussy ass radiohead shit
>posts dumb dadrock
trve thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm_yZeQ5U_c
>>69611818
>hobby: tormenting humans, corrupting young minds, enabling death
>>69611858
>not liking Queens of the Stone Age
havin a giggle there m8?
>>69611631
jej
>>69611631
THOMASINS GONNA FREAK
Why is she so literally perfect bros?
True thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvNLFpwAdBc
>all this pleb music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnu_O5P8P5I
>>69612167
>death memes
man this board is honestly the worst on 4chin
>>69611918
Fuck you. Goats are awesome and play around, too.
Don't fuck with the bigger ones in rutting seasons though.
Postin again. Just trying to get about 20 more responses.
>>69612327
Forgot link
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Qvl8sZ12QzfE1daDjbtvcnl0jtclNRbkTI1qfAa4d1I
Real thread theme coming through.
https://youtu.be/veuiqrwR-F0
>>69612167
I love DG but come on, that has no place in a VVitch thread.
>>69611786
Hahaha
>>69612075
Post playnnobile
>>69612476
post more phillip
>>69612543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OXikot7Ow
Did those kids really watch the fucking movie? kek
post her ass
>>69612835
It's a goat, not an ass.
>>69611786
>>69612031
Then Crooked Vultures > QotSA
>>69611786
Black Phillip, Black Phillip,
α crown grows out his head.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip,
Ï„o nanny queen is wed.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip,
King of all.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip,
King of sky and land.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip,
King of sea and sand
We are ye servants,
we are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
from the lions 'den.
Black Phillip is a merry merry king,
he rules the land with mirth.
Black Philip has a mighty mighty
sting, he’ll knock thee to the earth.
Sing bah bah King Phillip the
black sing bah bah bah bah bah."
Sing bah bah King Phillip the black
he’ll knock thee on thy back!
Ralph Ineson is the actor who played Father William. He had many problems with the goat on set.
>On the fourth day of filming, Charlie (the goat who plays Black Phillip) rammed his serrated horns into Ineson's ribs, dislodging a tendon. "Everything hurt," Ineson recalls. "I spent the rest of the five-week shoot on painkillers."
Good thing he's good sports about it, he even follows the Black Phillip joke twitter account.
>>69611631
a daring synthesis
>>69611631
neat
>>69611631
Beautiful meme-mash-up friend.
>>69611631
>tfw copypasta you made is immediately being used
Feels good man
...would you?
>>69611631
>Lights. Camera. Butter.
Lost
>tfw no thomasin gf
>>69610251
He's a fucking prisoner goat locked in a pen all day, you tell me. I'd be fucking pissed too.
He was fucking GOAT.
You have some shit taste OP.
>>69615983
Goat incarceration can only lead to one thing........sexy witches
>>69615556
Yes! She needs to put on her farm dress first though.
>>69611786
yo I cant agree with you shit talking radiohead but anyone who listens to qotsa is my dog
>>69612910
you are high as fuck if you believe that
>>69615739
jdimsa
>>69613271
Ineson is fucking based, what a great actor.
Daily reminder that Anya Taylor-Joy is a 5/10 Twitter feminist and they used a body double for her ass scene.
>>69615556ayy
>>69612243
>making mediocre psychedelic rock
>2010s
this is bad, you should feel bad, and everyone who contributed to the creation of or enjoys this music should feel bad as well
Who /buyingtheblu-raytomorrow/ here?
>>69617114
she's pretty tho
is this movie the new Cabin in the woods? but boring as fuck!
>>69617236
>alien face
'No'
>>69617418
Yes.
when I saw the trailer I thought it was Elle Fanny and when I watched the film I realized it wasn't her.
>>69617879
WE COME IN PEACE
A challenger appears
>>69618151
niggers
>>69616655
yea he was good, the son was a lot better then i was expecting shame he didnt get more time to show his chops desu
What does the title card say? "A New England Folktale". It's not meant to be ambiguous or complicated. Think of it like you're being told a story at bedtime or in a classroom. The movie has a very straightforward lesson.
What's the first scene in the movie? William think he's better and more pious than the village counsel, and says he's happy to be banished. This leads directly to his baby being kidnapped. He ignores this and ignores that his wife is beside herself with misery because of his actions.
The movie is mostly a catalogue of his lies and hypocrisy and how his poor example spreads to the rest of the family. He lies constantly, about the cup, about hunting, and encourages also his son to lie, even as he tells him to memorize how his soul is riven with sin. Even his baby is filled with sin, in his mind, yet the sin we witness is his constant hypocrisy.
Things spiral out of control. The children accuse each other, but only because they've learned how to lie for their own safety when convenient, and out of a sense of real danger that their parents will harm them if they're found to be consorting with the devil. They're right to turn on each other! It's only natural in a house as mad as this.
The father dies, killed by Black Phillip. Why does he accept his death? "Corruption, thou art my father".
And so Thomasine, left with nothing, turns to the only source of authority and shelter left to her: the evil present in the house. But they had every chance to turn away from evil, to scorn hypocrisy. They didn't.
So what's the moral of the story? False piety is no substitute for moral substance. Very straightforward, very unambiguous.
>>69618246
> Very straightforward, very unambiguous.
you forgot the part where if you say fuck gay morals you get fucking super powers dude
>>69618246
Why do you post this in every thread? Nobody was even talking about ambiguity.
>>69611337
I want to eat her asshole
>>69616556
Them Crooked Vultures doesn't have a bad song to their name, suck a cock.
>>69618612
Thats where shit comes out of
>>69612910
You're fucking insane m8.
>>69618720
I dont care. I want to eat her asshole and cunt until she flies away again.
>>69618792
does black phil really let his girls sleep around like that
Wish this movie had a little more pitch black in the woods scenes.
>>69618821
He doesn't care as long as she keeps bringing sacrifices senpai
Was it ever explained how did they get the goat?
>>69618856
I think Phil put his pitch black in Thomasin ;)
>>69617216
I thought it was out already ?
if they used a body double for the ass scene did they just pick the girl with the fattest ass or what? Her ass is fucking prime in that scene god damn
>>69619068
They used my wife
>>69619068
It's actually a man, you know.
>>69611818
whats this from
am i the only one that thought black phillip was going to start fucking one of the witches at the end
>>69619148
prove this
>>69619155
Hot. I would've paid to watch it
>>69619167
On the shots from the side, do you see tits? No.
>itsamanbaby.jpg
>>69619218
post a screencap
>>69619044
Not sure, but it comes out tomorrow in Canada.
>>69619243
How can I cap tits that don't exist?
No tits visible, though.
>>69619327
im gonna have to take this to the lab and have my techs enhance the image
>>69610251
Why is the goat so chill bros?!?
>>69618586
This is copypasta, been around since at least March.
>>69618151
Another one
>>69619749
what kinda sick ass demon inside that bird
>>69619749
nigger!
>>69619854
>>69619874
You wut mate?
>>69620135
Here's some real music, queers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rPTzdI-eTQ
>>69615427
it's months old and you didn't make it. just kill yourself if recognition for that on 4chan is wall u live for. just DO IT
>>69619749
you smart
What was the devil doing in The VVitch?
>>69620392
uhh living delicious, duhh?
>>69620392
>someone actually took time to make this
Your autism never fails to impress me.
>>69610251
He was a baaastard
>>69621409
what did he even mean by it?
>>69620392
kek
>>69619854
top of the keks at this point
>>69620392
Because new england in the witch was actually hell.
>>69619152
The vvitch vviki
Just watched this for the first time a while ago.
Damn, the girl is so beautiful.
>>69620177
YIP YIP YIP
>>69618232
I EXPECTED ASS
>>69623765
>>69619327
top tier ass desu
>>69619327
>>69625170
looks like dragon lady from GoT
>>69619155
I thought he was gunna fuck Thomasen as she read from the book
Thread Theme since /tv/ apparently has the worst fucking taste in music:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtxNRgu7UVmR5WNETgkKUDnVTxVpkKPDc
>>69625982
way to post, cuck
>>69625996
That's Cuck Phillip to you, Puritan scum
do i have to atone for impure thoughts about thomasin?
>>69610251I WILL GUIDE YOUR HAND
Gives me chills evrytiem
Also does no one stop to think whyhe knows her name?
>>69627277
Why wouldn't he know her name?
>>69627277
animals have good hearing. they said thomasin a bunch of times nearby
>>69612650
>I feel like my kids are playing with something they shouldn't be playing with
Fucking kek
>>69627330
SPOOKY
>>69627330
EXACTLY
They were in cahoots the whole time
>>69627277
He's literally the devil. He knows everyone's name.
>>69626079
CLICKITY CLACKITY
CLICK-ATY CLACK-ATY
