Cheels
AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
GET AWAY FAE TH' MOTOR
>Cheels
Kilogramme of steel, or a kilogramme of feaythers?
go back to cookdandbomd
what a yoker
Best sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOfkGYBxGI
KILL JESTER
>>69606054
yir wife es ah floozy
>>69603735
>cheels
holy shit sounds just like it ahaha
BUWLS'O WAH
WA-AH
Declare everything when you enter Australia
mmm, danone
mcfee's sisters a cow
pinta milk
Here I was
In Yoker
fuckin
GIES YE LAPTAH
Lloydsfermassy
>>69606615
go back whence ya came
>>69607038
mmmmmm danen
an i wae like
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>>69603735
can I have a half pound of bacon please?
>>69603735
JAMP DA CHASM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHPTIfeB0qw
ITT: SNP voters
OOR MUM'S BEEN BATTERED
OOR MUM!
He got a reaction outta ya
You gotta give him that
SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US
>>69609453
SHES HUD HER HEAD KICKED IN
AH'M A BOGUS GASMAN, AND AH'M HERE TAE RANSACK
YUR HOOSE
I'm an Englishman working in Glasgow, and the lads in the office quote this shit CONSTANTLY.
Swear to god, if I hear "SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST IS" or "WHITS THE PLOBLUM?" many more times I'm going to chuck myself out the window.
Almost as bad as when anyone mentions rolls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-CmKPYzUIw
is there a more hit & miss show?
>>69609809
>I'm an Englishman working in Glasgow
What did you expect from Glaswegians? They're the biggest arseholes in Scotland
see that Davina Mcall she wiz only on the eccys no the heroine so if she gies me any of that patter "i wiz a junky too" I'll kick her cunt in,just keep her away fae me right
>>69609809
Why is Burnistoun so shite lads
>>69609809
any rolls?
nae rolls
aye but is there any rolls
no mate nae rolls
>>69609783
kin ye see me noo?
>>69609883
like any good comedy it has it's hit and miss moments.
Some sketches are not that funny but some of it is pure knockout funny as fuck man
>>69609883
Because Rab lost it after Consolevania.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOuZHHIb9EY
RIP TEAM
>>69609826
IT Crowd is literally 50% great episodes and 50% mediocre.
Limmy's Show has a couple of lacklustre sketches but no poor episodes that I've seen. The good stuff always outweighs the not so good.
>>69609883
because rab florence is a cunt
et was werth it, she's shite.
CHOCOLAH CHOWX
>>69609953
They're just bad actors. The "lift doesn't understand a Scottish accent" sketch has the potential to be funny, but the people delivering the material are just so disgustingly unlikeable and cannot act to save themselves that there's no point
GENUINELY HAVING A WANK
the bus ride sketch is fucking hilarious, even though i can probably only understand about 50%
>>69610061
I'll never be able to properly hate him, because he gave this world this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqB5LUKh8A
I'd never have played it if not for this video. Infinite goodwill because of it.
>>69610227
consolevania and videogaiden were amazing but hes still a cunt unfortunately
>>69609924
Gie's a chance Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I50LcbUDvVM
NAW MATE THATS PETTY
>>69610263
I saw him in Glasgow city centre not too long back, wearing big sunglasses to disguise himself. Fair play though since he was with his daughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>>69610683
he thinks hes some sort of "north glesga" royalty seriously FUCK weegies man scum of the earth
most feels sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>>69606909
PYEEL
WA-AH
>>69603735
Go to bed, Limmy.
>>69609343
kalogrammme of steew
>>69609852
Are you the same who kept posting about his hatred of Glasweigans in that other Limmy thread a week or two ago? Because if so I think you have some issues you need to resolve.
>>69610106
>>69611004
>>69610932
glaswegians are fucking insufferable
>>69610932
No. I'll say it now though, Glaswegians are fucking annoying. Sorry if it offends you buddy.
>>69610932
Im from the UK and fuck these haters I'm glad Glasgow exists. Its a large city and adds some balance to the inbalances and size difference between London / rest of UK, other cities and england.
>tfw i got blackout drunk and acted like a massive twat in his dark souls livestream chat and now i'm banned from his youtube livestreams
I don't even remember what I was saying.
>>69611456
>watching a livestream, he complains about facebook commenters writing snarky comments under his status
>he then puts a status advertising the livestream
>i get first post on facebook and insult him
>everyone in livestream curses my real name
>get banned from his facebook
>>69611456
his vidya youtube livestreams are total pish anyway tbqh family
>And I went into the great unknown with a fuckin ding
Dee Dee is top tier
>>69607778
AM NO EVEN FAE YOKER
>>69611738
I found them extremely relaxing to have on in the background. Some have described them as being quality "ASMR," whatever that is.
Some of his trolling was quite entertaining as well. And his Falconhoof character build for Dark Souls was uncanny.
daft wee bump fir ye thread OP aye
>>69612340
>>69612340
>Falconhoof build
Tell me more. Stats/ weapons?
His improv stroy telling is actually 10/10. So far my favourites are Cockman and Kaye's Meltdown
WHERE'S THE SLAM TENT MATE?
>>69613503
It was more just the appearance. The rest was your basic pyro/knight build. He'd occasionally strip off for a bit of trolling but otherwise it was the usual Dark Souls stuff, ie. do whatever you can to survive and progress.
>>69613766
>He'd occasionally strip off for a bit of trolling
HEY!
MISTER WORLDWIDE
>>69613766
why did he remove his LP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5MJyEHKGo
>>69613846
YE INTAE PITBULL HEN??
She just ran away!
>>69614045
What's LP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>>69610709
>>69610738
>>69614740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
HEY GUYS MALCOLM MALCOLM HERE OF THE POLITICS BAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IVwvbPBrIk
DUDES I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HIM
IS HE EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH LOL?
I'M FAT AND IGNORANT
>>69614818
RIP Banterboy
>>69613766
I really enjoyed when he kept slagging off the crow and her voice acting.
>>69614939
can only imagine how banter man is taking it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgPZ4gUSNYw
>no tv show
>spends his free time streaming video games and making techno versions of disney songs with fuck added to them until 1 am
JUST
>>69615112
>took this video seriously
>>69615164
i trolled you
>>69615250
no...
49 posters in this thread.
Come on guys, let's get it up to 50!
>>69616261
done
Who here watched Limmy streaming Dark Souls 3 when it come out
>>69616345
YAAAAASSSS!
Anyone else cookdandbombd lads?
>>69616348
Me. I got banned for shitposting in the chat.
Now he's deleted the video and I didn't save it so I can't even go back and watch Limmy getting mad at me.
>>69616479
Iwhat did you/he said?
go whence i came
>>69616770
I don't remember much of it because I was wasted, but I remember he was waiting to summon a couple of guys to take on a boss and I told him to solo the boss like a man.
He said he was "mair a mahn theyn yool evah be!" He then went on to point out how playing video games a certain way is no way to prove you're a man because it's just pushing buttons on a controller, there will never be anything brave or manly about it.
After that I think I maybe went on a bit of a mental rant, doing impressions of his accent and spamming lines from his show until he banned me.
Limmy is reddit normie tier
t. Glaswegian
>>69617029
Thats cool
>Weegies
Nah fuck off m8.
>>69614401
his lets play of dark souls.
Still Game is the best Scottish comedy show and if you don't agree then get out of my face.
>>69617528
Oh right. Thanks.
I don't know why he's deleted all those videos. He did one playing the latest Tropico game as well and that seems to be gone.
This is all I can find on his Dark Souls stuff now. Pretty funny to watch Limmy get mad at some weird fanboy while trying to play Dark Souls with a towel on his head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03k295nqvDc
>>69617714
EH?!
>>69617807
Rab describing his experience of being bundled into a police van makes my ribs hurt, but Still Game is a lot more consistent.
>>69617807
always thought rab c was total shite
>>69614839
I am a slav and i understand like 95% of what he says. Except fucking Yoker sketch, i understand about 20% of that shit.
>>69618002
>>69618039
I am sure it's a hilarious meme but i am not in the cool kid club, sorry.
>Watch the first episode
>Understand maybe a quarter of what is said
>Get to the second series
>Realise I now understand every word
>Finish the show
>Now I sometimes think with a scottish accent
>>69617999
To be honest the only comedy shows I can name from Scotland off the top of my head are Rab C Nesbitt, Limmy's Show, Still Game (because it was mentioned ITT), Mrs Brown's Boys (never seen it) and The High Life (which only I have seen).
The High Life intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tSDb-t3cFU
MY NAME'S JACQUELINE MCAFFERTY, AND I USED TO BE A JUNKIE
>>69617769
>i'm just a man.... i'm just a man.
>used to quite funny comedian
>has now become a lets player
what the fuck happened.
>>69619057
he's (or was) depressed as fuck and just likes doing his own thing I'd assume.
Probably prefers raising his son and doing occasional live shows and such.
>>69619140
He considers his sketch show done, and since then since then the BBC denied his Falconhoof sitcom, he's written a book and is currently writing another one, and he did a sold out live tour
Not bad
>>69618532
Mrs Browns Boys is Irish not Scottish m8, its also one of the worst shows on television.
>>69618312
I was the exact same.
>>69619350
Like I said, I haven't seen it and don't intend to.
Whichever channel it was on kept spamming the shit out of their trailer though. Mainstream media wouldn't shut up about it. It looks like that shitty, sell-out, bottom of the barrel sitcom that Andy Millman does in Extras - a parody of a cliche.
>>69618312
>>69619375
yull maybe fae yoker, lads
