ITT: movies that could not be released today.
>Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)
>still no Crank 3
;_;
>>69428197
>female character in distress asks for a male's help
Different times, I guess.
>>69428617
Wolverine also overpowers and defeats a woman, on-screen.
Very shocking re-visiting X2 today.
>>69428276
I'm afraid it'd be a disappointment.
Could they even get any more over the top?
Crank 1 and 2 were fantastic. Textbook example of a movie not taking itself too seriously and just having insane fun with a concept and just seeing what they could get away with.
A #3 would be amazing.
>>69429818
>>69428276
I think Crank 2 exhausted all the remaining potential. Chelios won, he cheated death and killed all the people who might've come after him.
>>69429818
Space
>>69429818
I've no doubt in my mind.
Till then I kind of use Hardcore Henry as a substitute for Crank 3. Damn that movie was fun.
does it look like i have cunt written on my forehead?
>>69429989
Fuck you, Chelios.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpJvmJWEDEo
>>69428687
I thought it was a pretty shocking scene for capeshit when I saw it in theaters. Wolverine doesn't give a shit, he always goes for the throat.
>>69428197
Don't worry anon. After 8 years of Trump we won't be a country of pussified pc libcucks anymore.
>>69429935
I wish I could watch that flick without getting dizzy. Maybe I could tolerate it on the small screen.
What's that? Fucking Cunt-a-nese?
>>69430246
Because we won't be a country. I'm getting ready for captain America civil war 2 if you know what I mean
>>69430375
>Catch Ebola
>No I'm clean like a baby!
>>69430420
>libtard speaks in capeshit
how surprising
Are the Crank films a good watch? I've seen a couple gifs/clips of Jason fucking a girl in public, and it's making me really hard thinking about it because it seems like him having sex with a girl in public is like the ultimate form of consent for a girl. I have never been friends with a girl and I currently have no friends, so this is really appealing to me. What do you think?
>>69430420
>>69430482
Not sure who's trolling who
>>69430246
>After 8 years of Trump we won't be a country of pussified pc libcucks anymore.
No, we'll be a smoking hole in the ground between Canada and that fucking wall.
>>69428197
This movie needs a sequel so badly, the most videogame movies ever.
Wonder what Crank3 obligatory sex scene would entail?
Does this scene deserve to be on horse porn.com?
>>69430512
they're really fun
>>69428687
Kelly Hu
Hnnnnngh
>>69429818
>>69428276
I think you missed the part where he fell from a helicopter, broke his fall with a car, hit pavement and then still lived by getting an artificial heart.
They could literally do anything in Crank 3. They could even give him a completely artificial robot body after the sci fi elements of 2. It practically writes itself. He'd have like a robot dick that makes Million Dollar Man sound effects and a rocket fist.
She's still a cutie.
>>69430548
>Wonder what Crank3 obligatory sex scene would entail?
Sex at a major sporting event, like the super bowl or stanley cup, where she asks him to do anal and there's an awkward 30 seconds or so where he can't get it in because she's too tight, then an old women throws them some lube from her purse
>>69430543
>this is what libtards actually believe
Keep fantasizing about that zombie apocalypse, kiddo. Maybe you can put all those katanas you have to use
>>69430765
Make it so
true lies
>>69430512
Kek. Too much information. Yes they're worth watching they're completely over the top action movies made fast and loose bordering on avant-garde. 1 is better than 2 but they're both worth seeing.
>>69430548
>>69430765
>>69430826
>thinking Chev would remain a straight man in a sequel made this day an age
>>69430512
They're amazing. 2 is literally kino.
>>69430512
About public sex or about movie ?
>>69430806
Even dumber that conservacucks think he'll do anything to actually benefit the country.
>>69430765
What would the gimmick be to get him to do batshit crazy stuff though?
That scene with Dennis at his therapy and milf therapist starts trying to seduce him makes me diamonds.
>>69430420
> I'm getting ready for captain America civil war 2 if you know what I mean
LOL! Commie-pinko hippies and SJWs rising up in some kinda civil war is a Rightwinger’s wet dream!
Fury Road wouldn't be allowed to be made now
>>69430806
as opposed to hording guns for the impending race war/2nd amendment repossession battles that conservatives are so fond of. I'm not even that liberal really but conservatives shouldn't be judgmental when it comes to weird weapons fetishes.
>>69430888
We could get a Kalo spinoff where he has Tourettes and wacky gay shit ensues.
I'd watch anything in Crank universe...
>>69428197
>movies that could not be released today.
This is my favorite meme.
>>69428197
>it's a "pretend we're being victimized by the SJW"s topic
>>69430888
Well memed.
>>69430420
>I'm getting ready for captain America civil war 2 if you know what I mean
>Left wing vs Right wing in the current year US
How can you have a war when one side doesn't believe in gun ownership?
That would be more of a genocide than a "war"
>>69430938
The milf therapist in that scene is Jim Carrey's ex wife and Mary Swanson from Dumb and Dumber
>>69428197
thank god
Crank is for 16 year olds
>>69431078
>It's a redditor greentexting episode
>>69431114
Nice. Didn't know that, thanks anon.
>commie investigator with symhaty for criminals
>all around leftists undertone against the state
>>69431137
Yeah, we call him OP.
>>69431078
I’ve never understood what was so bad about terms like “Social Justice Warrior”, “White Knight”, being “Sensitive”, etc. Beats being a dick ::shrug:: And, as a survivor of a narcissistic abuse family, I wish I’d been more “overprotected” as a kid like Millennials allegedly are. Then maybe I wouldn’t be such a messed up “grown-up”.
People are different, with their own personalities, we’re all shaped by the experiences we’ve been through, both good and bad, we're all wired differently, nature vs nurture, and we all deal with stuff in different ways. Some are more hardassed, some more sensitive, some have developmental disorders and can't be "normal", etc. Who cares? We’re all just flawed people doing our best to make sense of and survive this messed up world. If you don't believe me take a Human Psychology class (or just study up on the net).
The ones to watch out for are the ones who go out of their way to say how “normal” or sane they are IMO. Creepy. Makes me wonder what they’re hiding and why. And anyone who says stuff like “man up”, “grow a pair”, etc needs to be punched in the face for being an insensitive prick. Its not that easy for all of us. Makes me want to strangle them until they learn some empathy.
>>69431095
Elon Musk would release his Sentinels
>>69428197
Patriot Games
>Excuse me. I ughh... think one of us is in the wrong room
>>69431129
true
but crank2 is for patricians
>A movie where two ADULT MEN attempt to orchestrate the RAPE of two innocent little girls.
>>69431193
Elon Musk is fairly conservative
He would sell tech to both sides assuming the left wasn't immediately wiped out
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>>69431218
Never watched it always saw it on tv but never gave it a chance.
Is it the one with brad pitt?
>>69431185
seriously hope you didn't just type that
>>69431304
No, that's The Devil's Own, another Harrison Ford vs. IRA movie
>>69431245
Fuck when you point it out like that it kinda is.
Becca wanted it though.
>>69431346
Which is patriot games again? Last Ford movie I watched was Tfa.
>>69431259
>>69431329
Wish more people had a heart, empathy, and compassion these days, or at least appreciated those of us who do. Hate how kindness is seen as weakness. Hate how almost everyone here on /tv/ seems to have the same creepy personality (or is too scared to stand out). Most of you probably aren't even real and this is just The Matrix or something. Probably you all are just a bunch of Agent Smiths ;-) Most of you have all the personality of Agent Smith. Though he's probably your hero, so you take that as a compliment.
But I'll be myself, stand up for guys (and girls) like me who are a bit "weird" or awkward or whatever, and screw what anyone else thinks about it. "Normal" people suck. But I'm sure my message will be lost on most people here, as its not manly, cool, or "badass" enough, and that's all people care about these days, because we've been societally brainwashed to put that stuff on pedestals at the expense of humanity and kindness. The more I think about it, the more I think the hippies were right.
>>69431407
Patriot Games is based on the Tom Clancy book where Harrison Ford saves a member of the royal family from an IRA cell and kills Sean Bean's brother in the process. Then Sean Bean tries to get revenge while Ford goes after the IRA cell
>>69430806
>thinking trump won't use his presidency to promote his own business intrests at the expense of the taxpayer
You still live with your parents don't you?
>>69431476
Agent Smith was the good guy though
>>69431490
I'll give it a watch then, thanks anon.
Protagonist
>white
>cis
>male
>straight
>christian
>conservative
>anti-semitic
>racist
>ableist
Antagonist
>black
>female
>buddhist
>swiss (which implies jewish)
>queer
>>69431078
Thank you,
like SJW have won, and we're all in the aftermath because a black guy and white girl are given a role in Disney's Star War movie, not because of Toy production but because SJW literally own the new Jewish Empire forcing us into Interracial breeding AGAINST OUR WILL.
>>69431476
please be bait
>>69431505
Gee, it's not like EVERY president has done it, you know Bush had cousins and family who owns guns and ammo factories?
Clinton family had similar interests
>>69431563
Love me some mad max boi
>>69430806
>this is what libtards actually believe
You realise that there are plenty of conservatives that hate him too?
>>69431615
More and more everyday...
Goddamn it every thing is political now.
Anybody know bout some Heavy Metal though?
No way that movie could be made and have the same awesome soundtrack.
There is a Stevie Nicks song exclusive to the movie but not on official releases of soundtrack for some reason.
Blue Lamp-Stevie Nicks on YouTube now.
>>69431245
This movie is so fucking funny. Its like American Pie, but good.
>>69431737
Pretty sure it's because of dialogue is spliced over the song in movie hence why it isn't on the soundtrack.
>>69431749
>Baby toes
conan the barbarian
proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3L7tRQzDEQ
>>69431587
Whataboutism is a terrible argument (I mean, it's a shit one to begin with, but still) when the whole appeal of your guy is supposed to be 'he's not like those other crooks!'
>>69431849
Is this any good or is it just boobs, violence and CGI?
>>69431476
babby need his bawbaw?
>>69431849
I've only watched arny and still love it for how cheesy,the costumes are awesome,and the soundtrack is pretty damn good.
>>69431951
>>69430806
You all are just brainwashed by society into thinking either you're all "alpha males" or "alpha" type people or those type of people are the only ones who can be "likeable". And you think how the "alpha" type people respond in a crisis is how you'd respond. You know, because you watch shows like The Walking Dead and stuff and you all think you're so tough. And you think you have free reign to rip on people who maybe aren't as tough and you think that makes yourself a good person or something.
>>69431910
it's VERY boring, there's not nearly enough boobs and jason momoa's not even good at being in the fucking scene, he looks always out of place
>>69431990
100% agree with you my man
AL QAEDA
AL QAEDA
>>69432071
Thulsa doom was straight up jabba if you can remember what I mean.
>>69428197
>le sjw bogeyman
fuck off! Of course it could be, why wouldn't it?
damn /tv/ has a lot of reddit/tumblr runover
sorry guys
all the cucks in this thread familia
>>69431737
>>69431801
I was 13 at the time and conned my clueless immigrant mother into taking me and two buddies to see Heavy Metal.
MOM: “But is cartoon, why must I go?”
ME: “Umm… it’s new theater policy, mom.”
Needless to say, she was NOT amused once the movie started but to her credit, she didn’t drag us out of there and we got to see the whole flick.
She did bitch slap me up-side the head in the parking lot afterward but it was worth it.
>>69432214
I was on a thread on /v/ yesterday with better discussions than /tv/.
Johnny5 will need be alive on /tv/.
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>>69431576
LOL Nice trolling attempt. You creepy, cynical bastards and your posts about "cuckolding" and hidden interracial agendas.
Anyway, I always thought "cuckold" was a funny as hell word. And I swear I've never heard it in actual real life conversation. I'm 39 years old and never even heard the word, period, until a few years ago when I was reading some erotic fiction on the net or something like that.
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>>69431259
>>69431182
>>69431078
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>>69432258
Worth it imo.
Can't get decent threads going on here about nostalgic stuff at all. As I said in previous post /v/ has better discussions about movies and tv shows.
Me watching Lizzie McGuire
>>69432352
>he thinks this big strawman counts as an argument
>>69432065
are you eating lots of soy products? I think you might be turning into a woman.
>>69432065
>muh toxic masculinity, muh social construct!
>>69432448
>[current year]
>unironically using the word "strawman"
It's sad when someone's political interest remains at the level of comparing yesterday to today.
>>69432448
>thinking I give a shit about your opinion
>>69432535
>>69432501
See – I’m not perfect either :-) We all have our faults. The most important thing is just to try to be good hearted, stay true to yourself, and live your life without trying to hurt others. Let others be themselves. Try not to be a dick. And try not to stereotype and generalize so much. There's always been people who were free thinkers, empathic/sensitive, a bit "different" from the herd,... Its not a woman thing, it’s a human thing. Seems simple enough, right? But this is /tv/ AKA Bizarro Land, so I’d be surprised if anyone understands. I’ll probably just get called “pretentious” lol Yet still I try for some reason...
You can still have a sense of humor without being a dick. Its like that quote from The Fault in Our Stars: "funny without being mean." Try it. I enjoy plenty of comedians/comic shows/movie comedies that aren't mean spirited. So who came up with the bright idea that people could either only have one sense of humor (insult/mean humor) or no sense of humor at all?
Kind Lives Matter :-) Be Yourself. Have an original thought. Do something different with your life.
Now all you Space Monkeys go re-read/re-watch Fight Club and pretend your life is actually your own ;-)
>>69432568
why not?
>>69432656
you mad as hell
>>69432370
M-Dogg wants a sandwich my nigga lizzie! Don't make me pop yo cracka ass while drinking a foty ounce.
>>69430940
Does one out of every two motorcyclists vanish into thin air when entering Texas?
>>69432740
>posted from my cuckshed
>>69429917
crank vs machete
>>69430543
but i thought he wanted to keep muslims out
POST CRANK 3 IDEAS
>CRANK 3: FULL STEAM AHEAD
>Chev now has an artificial brain
>can only be powered by DVD copies of Crank 2 and a DVD slot in the back of his head
>El Huron survived Chev's insane beating and is now running most of the city's gang
>Chev has to bring in his ex-cop brother for help (played by Nicolas Cage), Kev
>Chev and Kev team up to search for El Huro's location
>final battle takes place in an abandoned Blockbuster
>Chev continues fighting by using several copies of Crank 2
>El Huro is now a giant mecha
>Chev defeats him barehanded with his overpowered brain
>Doc Miles comes back and gives Chev a final surgery to get him back to normal
>The President of the US (played by Bruce Campbell) thanks Chev for saving the city
>makes Chev the Secretary of Defense
>>69432831
Thinking more about it...I will admit, as a straight white male, to having interracial/cuckold fantasies involving white females. Hope that doesn't make me a racist or sexist or whatever. I don't think I am. Hell, I voted for Obama (and would again - not perfect, but still better than the Republican/conservative agenda). Also consider myself a feminist and would have voted for Hilary over any Republican, too. People who act like feminism or racial equality (or any kind of equality) are somehow a bad thing creep me out. I'm so liberal I'm basically a Socialist. Or at least a (wannabe) hippie :-) However, I know how eager everyone is these days in this PC culture to jump down your throat if you say the wrong thing. But everyone has crazy fantasies, right? Well, if they're honest. Never said I was perfect. But "normal" people who expect others to be perfect certainly are creepy.
>mfw a pleb prefers Crank 1 over Crank 2 near me
>>69432740
I respect everyone on here myself but I'm here for a good time.
I legitimately don't care what people enjoy and don't now so everyone has their niche.
For a good time call 8675309
>>69431246
>conservative
>self driving "green" cars
Pick one
>>69428197
what's today?
>>69433029
>conservatives dont care about the environment meme
cool
>>69432949
I love that cast. Cage would definitely fit in if you've ever seen bad lieutenant.
Bruce would fit but he'd want too much but then again I don't know his paygrade compared to others.
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>>69432978
get off my board
>>69433090
When it come with total surrender of freedom in terms of where you're going, yeah. Only a libcuck would choose a self driving car
>>69433090
Musk describes himself as socially liberal and fiscally conservative.
>>69433188
>total surrender of freedom in terms of where you're going
yes, thats the point of self driving cars. nice paranoia. are you sure, you are not a libtard yourself?
>Mfw /pol/ is almost on every board
>>69432978
>literal cucks on /tv/
not surprised at all
>>69432065
>regurgitated bile from lesson 5 of Professor Goldsteins gender theory class
>tells others they are brainwashed by society
You are one stupid libshit faggot you know that?
>>69433330
I guess society hasn't progressed that far yet :-/ We're still too hung-up on stupid, BS gender roles that are really just a creation of society to try to keep people from connecting, designed to prop up all the "alpha" people, all the "winners", at the expense of the rest of us. People are still programmed and brainwashed to only care about "alpha" people or to strive to be like them. Until we open our eyes and start living our own lives and thinking for ourselves nothing will change. Oh well. But at least guys like me can dream.
But yeah, we were too shy to talk to them "back in the day". They just seemed too perfect and unapproachable. Like we weren't worthy...like just looking at their immaculate beauty and perfection only made us feel like crap and realize how flawed we are in comparison. How unworthy. "Putting the pussy on a pedestal" is I guess the phrase. Easier said than done not to be that way though, especially if you've been through trauma in the past that's wrecked your confidence and self esteem. And beautiful women regardless of age, still make me feel that way to this day.
>>69433281
yeah, it's almost like this isnt your safe space and people that disagree with you arent censored.
>>69430246
dog bless this nation
>>69433566
>>69431185
>>69431476
>>69432065
>>69432301
>>69432740
>>69432978
is this some kind of tumblr "raid"???
>>69431185
You're right but this is not the place to say something like that. You're in contrarianv-ville. If a gay black man told these people not to jump off a bridge they'd do it just to spite him
>>69433628
>damn there sure are a lot of annoying faggots around here
>HAHA YEAH THIS ISN'T YOUR HUGBOX LIBKEK OHHH NOOO WHOOO WILL CENSOR THESE WILD UNSTOPPABLE /POL/ PEOPLE UGGA UGGA [fart noises]
Damn. There sure are a lot of annoying faggots around here.
>>69433566
>Until we open our eyes and start living our own lives and thinking for ourselves nothing will change
you have to explain what this means
>your opinion is only your own if you agree with me
>>69433904
TRIGGERED
they are only annoying, because they dont blindly agree with you, my man
>>69428197
FUCK YOUR FUCKING BALLS CHELIOS
>>69434078
>i-it's because your tiny mind is BLOWN by my radical edginess!
No, it's because you're an annoying faggot.
>>69434314
>i-it's because your tiny mind is BLOWN by my radical edginess!
this is not what I said
>>69434352
And nobody said anything about censoring you or being unable to handle disagreement. They said you were an annoying faggot, because you're an annoying faggot.
>>69434429
Come over here and make me.
>>69434460
>And nobody said anything about censoring you or being unable to handle disagreement
since you are bitching so much about "muh /pol/ is almost on every board", I thought you wanted them to be gone
>>69434460
t. annoying sjw faggot
>>69432352
>>69429905
>Chinatown scene in 2016
I love how a Crank thread suddenly became a tumblr bitching thread just because one guy brought up the Orange Menace.
That's his power, gentlemen. Derails any conversation.
>>69428197
>>69434937
>xkcd
>>69435046
My niggaaa
>>69435046
no, violent movies do not get wide releases
this is 2016 and the SJWs have won
please validate my vitctim complex
>>69435061
That's cyanide and happiness.
XKCD is math and sex. C&H is Rape, Murder, and Wordplay.
>>69435164
I don't normally accuse posts of being reddit, but jesus christ
>>69435164
>>69435224
yeah seriously thats awful. you know where to go back to
>>69435224
reddit is for serious discussion, /tv/ is for funposting
>>69428197
You couldn't release this today. Younger ones wouldn't know what AOL is.
>>69435164
xkcd is bitterness and insecurity
C&H is plagiarism and laziness
what was inside the box?
>>69435224
I wasn't saying I endorsed either, I just posted an example and explained the differences.
Whomp! is superior webcomic anyway
>>69434566
>I thought you wanted them to be gone
Oh, I do. But I want them to leave voluntarily because they realise that they're annoying faggots, not because someone has forced them to.
>>69431078
Look what they've done to Preacher. And I'm not talking about Tulip being black (even though that's dumb.)
>>69435805
Blame that on Seth and Evan.
>>69430512
You're really cute anon.
>>69431476
>But I'll be myself, stand up for guys (and girls) like me who are a bit "weird" or awkward or whatever
You think you're being bullied by the jocks on fucking 4chan?
>>69435805
>Look what they've done to Preacher.
That was never going to work on AMC. And frankly it's been 15 years since I read it, I'm a little skeptical it even holds up.
>>69435935
>>69433281
>Implying people haven't been calling each other niggers and faggots on here since the beginning
Shut up nigger faggot
>>69428197
Lol it's OK tumblr only cares about black people and white women being insulted :)
>>69434460
DUDE STOP SAYING FAGGOT
/POL/ NEEDS TO BE BANNED
>>69430993
are you retarded? that came out last year
>>69436249
that's the joke
>>69436283
>he fell for the reverse b8it
I'm voting for Trump because he's the only candidate who's legitimately able to make this possible.
World War 3 will be GLORIOUS.
>>69436345
ah but you see, I was b8ing you into thinking that I was being reverse b8d
>>69428276
Hardcore Henry can be watched as Crank 3.
>>69436401
FUCK
>>69436379
>right-wing militia are super hardcore guise!
Yeah that worked out fantastic for that Tarp Man fuckwit and all his chums. lol
>>69429818
dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1Ovh5JnOE
>>69436487
Statham makes the movie
It just wasn't as compelling with a silent protag
>>69436590
Everytime I was on YouTube that ad would play. There is such a thing as overadvertising.
>Joe's crab shack
Want to burn down a Joe's crab shack everytime I think about it.
>>69436707
I described this movie to a friend as they become addicted to making people look like they commited suicide.
>His face
>>69432919
Underrated post
>>69432065
>people taking this b8
Come on /tv/ i thought you knew better
>>69431185
Your parents didnt hit you enough, faggot.
>>69435561
I thought it was like a picture of the guys waifu or something
>>69435935
>>69437171
>>69437190
Really don't care if people judge me or not, since I've decided that I'm going to be brave and put myself out there and hopefully maybe someone else is going through something similar and reading my posts will help them feel less alone. Just a flawed, regular (or so I thought), good hearted, misunderstood guy trying to find his purpose in life while he still can. Trying to find my place in this messed up world. I figure I have to have been put on this Earth for some reason and be good at at least one thing as a "grown-up".
I don't really read replies to my posts anymore, since most people here seem like jerks and its unhealthy for me to have negative thoughts in my head like that. Been burned too many times on the net by self righteous dickheads. So if you think I'm "pretentious", creepy, a hypocrite, or something else negative, please leave me alone and kindly go f_ck yourself. There's enough hateful, petty people in the world as it is. I've already been introduced to enough of them and been through enough crap for several lifetimes and I'm all out of patience or sanity for people like that. So please...don't be that guy/girl. It only comes back as a funhouse reflection on you and your inadequacies as a human being.
>>69437506
What pissed me off the most about this guy ITT is i'm gonna have to suffer through this being pasta'd everywhere for months now. Hope you are happy you faggot
>>69437663
Seriously though, this macho crap is getting out of hand. Its like the Studio Ghibli movie Howl's Moving Castle. For the American language version, they changed the character's voice to be more manly, since they thought if they didn't, Westerners wouldn't be able to relate. Seriously? Makes me sick. Makes me wish I was a Japanese dude. Or female. Or gay lol There's nothing un-manly or "weak" or juvenile about being sensitive, vulnerable, etc. Exhibiting those traits takes great strength. Real men are not afraid to show those traits. Wish more people understood that. However, this is /tv/, so sadly I think my message will be lost on deaf ears :-/ Lead a horse to water... ;-)
>>69428276
I can't remember which one of the directors it was but they said they wanted to make Crank 10 and make out 4 through 9 were so bad that no one remembers them.
>>69437506
>>69437761
IT'S HAPPENING
>>69431185
>. Beats being a dick ::shrug::
>>69437761
>Nic Cage was meant to play Chev but they couldn't afford him at the time
>>69430920
Our president is literally king of England with a "try again pen". Why do people still not know this?!
>>69430543
>he doesn't know that HIllary Clinton is the most dangerous candidate running in foreign policy
she's pro-regime change, pro syria intetvention, pro shipping muslims en masse to the west, pro oil wars, anti-domestic oil, and most dangerously, pro-war with Russia
Trump is none of those things. He's an asshat and a statist piece of shit but we wont start any wars
>>69433756
>>69437805
the ride never ends
>>69433628
""""""""movies board""""""""
>>69428197
Anything with pre-2000 Andrew Dice Clay. SJWs would self implode.
>>69436079
>I'm a little skeptical it even holds up.
I re-read it earlier this year and imo it does.
>>69438120
Don't tell me that is real.
>>69430420
>>69430543
>friendly with Putin
>implying the Chinese and the rest of world want nuclear war
Other then that, he's just saying that the rest of the world should get off the US's shoulders and dick.
>>69437506
>>69437761
>level 100 trolling skills
>>69432301
It's cause everyone in real life calls you that behind your back. Here it's okay to say it to your face.
Everyone at works thinks you're a pussy Dylan
>>69438539
>friendly with Putin
Not really. Putin said some nice stuff about him to troll Obama, basically. And Trump just says nice stuff about anyone who says nice stuff about him.
>>69432088
>the crowd kicks the shit out of him
>>69435561
Horse dick
>>69438527
It was written with Cage in mind and why they ended up doing Ghost Rider with him. Apparently he wants to play Chevs dad it was on a podcast with Nevaldine and Taylor
>>69439074
Fuckin'a
>>69439376
could work pretty well. a mix between beat'em'up and resource management could be great
>>69439376
I'd like to tell you to fuck back off to /v/ from my thread, but this sounds legit awesome tbqhwy farn
>>69428197
2012
>>69439376
would play/10reminds me Vanguard gameplay in ME3
>>69439376
I play gta games like this and it's the closest we will get.
No one would have the balls.
>>69440234
you underestimate the "arthouse" meme when it comes to shit like this
>>69431185
kek what a cuck
>>69439753
>>69440234
>>69440343
This. For one thing, Mathilde is basically in control of that aspect of the relationship. If you took the time to emphasise that Leon is basically a forty-year-old boy, I bet it would pass in the mainstream. The fringe would have a fit, but the fringe has like eleven fits a day so who cares.
>>69430763
she looked great in panties in I
and in those occasional upskirt shots
>>69428197
do I need to see crank 1 to enjoy crank 2?
>>69440844
It isn't necessary but still watch it you won't get the jokes as much and it's not that long of a movie.
>>69428197
Nah it would still get released today, I don't think the film makers give a shit what other people think.
>>69430512
both 5/10
>>69441119
>hear friends in middle school always talking about how hardcore this scene was
>finally watch it
>it cuts at the next frame after your screencap
pussified bullshit
meme movie through and through
>>69441119
>Put your mouth on the fucking curb!
Saw a curbstomp in The Sopranos and that shit was fucked up.
>>69440844
not really, but it is recommended
relatively short films desu
>>69441119
This is the best answer. Even with the pussy edit, they'd never show a black kid murder a white kid in cold blood after the audience gas seen him change his way
>>69435164
did the person writing this think it was funny
>>69431563
Max is a fucking asshole in that movie anyway. Tina Turner has a good thing going with Bartertown, she is reintroducing laws and society to the terrible world and Max destroys the whole fucking town. He's the real villain.
Also most movies these days star white cis straight men you idiot. That hasn't changed at all.
>>69431185
I haven't even read it yet but I'm anticipating a "wife's son" in there somewhere
Probably Witness
>In Witness, a privileged fucking White Male (harrison ford) murders in cold blood a Black American portrayed heroically by Daniel Glover.
Hardcore Henry was pretty good.
>>69428197
Good thing too, since the movie is fucking shit.
Rush Hour
>>69428687
>very shocking
no, it's not, dumbass tumblrina
>>69442093
Replace Daniel Glover with Donald Glover and the millennials will like it anyway
>>69439376
Holy sweet fuck my man I'd play the shit out of that
One thing in your summary particularly caught my eye.
>Game basically consists of fighting as intensely and quickly as possible, using environmental hazards and dropped guns as often as possible, and never slowing down or letting the action die until you reach the end of the level
I remember playing a demo for a game called Bulletstorm a while back that basically consisted of using the environment to fuck up as many people as possible in the most creative ways you could imagine. I imagine your idea would play something like that.
Crank3d
Chelios has survived the events of the second movie, is placed under a powerful hallucinogen. Trips balls literally the entire movie and has difficulty telling reality from his trip.
This owned allow the logical next step in absurdity.
>>69440844
Not necessarily, but it helps.
>>69442196
that post may have not been completely serious, anon.
>>69442111
trips speaks the truth
>>69442347
well anon, you just never know in these absurd times
>>69431615
There aren't. There are some that act like it, but deep down they know Trump is the embodiment of Conservative thought.
>>69432258
>she didn’t drag us out of there and we got to see the whole flick.
what was it like watching a movie next to your wet mom?
>>69438539
You do know how many Russian companies make parody commercial items and the government doesn't do anything about it?
I.E. Ice Cream company in Russia lately created a new ice cream bar named "Little Obama" because its coated in chocolate.
I'm not making this shit up.
>>69432819
Too bad everyone isn't as retarded as yourself, considering the farthest motorcyclist still remains in the background silhouette of the second gun firing merc?
Track it. The motorcycle stays behind him while he shift backwards in the shot, while firing his gun up. Had the gif been longer, he'd finally reach the vanishing point of the road in that shot.
>>69432978
this has to be a joke/ironic
>>69431010
>t. Cucklord
>>69442300
I still have my copy of Bulletstorm.
>Tfw never get a sequel
>>69428197
Boss Nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYgU-E3DYkI
>>69443720
Holy shit that is amazing kek
Why never heard of this til now?
My life is completed time to end it...
>>69443720
>>69442634
Kek that's funny
>tfw make obama dolls everytime I shit
>>69444310
Ikr I want to watch it now because of that catchy tune.
>>69436707
That movie is the shit
>>69431476
i used to think i wasn't a real man
i used to think i was a liberal minded person
honestly your faggy post just made me realize hitler was right and it's really fucking with me. i want to go chop down trees and fuck whores now and be a white conservative racist, goddamn you people are gross
>Ctrl + f 'revenge of the'
>0 of 0
Revenge of the Nerds
Even with my cynical anti-PC mindset that jumping castle scene still gave off some pretty creepy rape vibes
>>69431185
>::shrug::
Autism/10
>>69430293
Hahaha what's it like to have the most retarded character flaw on earth? You get dizzy from a screen lol. Do you also get sea sick or dizzy if your eyes aren't on the road? Hahah oh man I would rather be deaf or blind then have such a ridiculous handicap. No woman will ever take you seriously
>>69444719
>>69444802
Its hard enough for us trying to overcome our inner insecurities, to feel like we're good enough and have worth as human beings without having to read other people confirming our worst fears and negatively judging us, too. Took me years to get to a place where I could accept myself as I am, flaws and all, and that I'd rather be myself than be "normal", but its still a daily struggle, especially when I come on these boards. But if more people showed traits like empathy, compassion, and kindness to all, I think the world would be a, dare I say it, friendlier place. Funny how that works ;-)
Just my opinion, though. Just trying to stick up for people like me, since very few others seem to on /tv/ (makes me wonder why I bother sometimes, like talking to a brick wall just wasting my time) :-/ But I mean no offense to anyone, so I hope my post wasn't taken that way. I guess I have trouble sometimes finding the right words to express myself, so just chalk it up to that. And writing is supposed to be one of my talents, so go figure lol
