>Wouldst thou like the taste of butter and pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
>>69383071
I'm lactose intolerant and I'm not a tranny. Do you have like some cash instead?
I wanted to blow a nut in Thomasin's asshole
>tfw could not understand a thing they said
Do native english speakers understand old english ?
>>69383313
>not pussy
I never understood analfag logic. You have wet and ready pussy inches away and you'd rather have sex with an anus. How is that not gay?
>>69383546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fxy6ZaMOq8
No, I'm Icelandic and understand some of it though
>>69383071
Did the goat turned human during that scene?
It was pretty dark and can't see shit.
>>69383348
I couldn't either. The subtitles helped but just barely. They spoke that way to make this shallow movie seem deep. The story could have been made into a short film and it would have been a great short film. But two hours of this pretentious dialogue and loud bullshit? Fuck that.
>>69383694
yeah it turned into a cowboy
>>69383723
>Talk with an accent
>Pretentious dialogue
It was really pretty simple to follow.
>>69383723
>image.jpg
>>69383546
Yes
>>69383613
You're an Icelandic faggot
>>69383816
That's not very nice
>>69383723
ur retarded
>>69383604
This.
Its just gay people hidden in the closet who fucks a woman in the butt since they imagine its a man. Its their way to stay hidden and yet enjoy the gay act of sex
>>69383071
>sold soul for butter
Fucking women.
>>69383895
How do you thinkthe ass was fat?
>>69383071
Why father didn't kill the goat?
>>69383914
because it was a body double
>>69384032
delete this
>>69384026
This was something I also thought during the film. Both Thomasin and the twins tell the father that the goat had been speaking to them and yet he doesn't immediately kill it.
>>69384136
Even in last scene he just surrender.
Like, fuck this crazy bitches.
>>69383071
anyone else disappointed with the voice they used for the goat?
>>69383759
every negative review (and some positive) of this movie mentions the dialogue and the thick accent. but you have super hearing and understood it all, right.
>>69383604
>>69383841
Butt is more of a taboo thing which makes it hot
>>69384136
Because it's a dumb movie. When you can play the "why didn't -----" game with a movie you know it's shit.
>>69384358
He didn't kill the goat because it's literally the devil. He was influencing every and all the members of the family and the father was both afraid of it and the fact that he was maybe losing his mind.
>>69384227
no, it was GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OQr1k_71uw
>>69383723
What are you talking about?
The movie is only 90 minutes long, and it protrays pretty well the life style and stories from the era.
>>69384301
I mean like it literally wasn't that hard to follow. I don't know what to tell you. The movie isn't a masterpiece or anything. It's neat, but the style of dialogue doesn't really make it somehow deeper or pretentious. Most of the lines were pretty straightforward. I'm just confused why you're acting like it was hard to understand. Maybe you haven't seen many movies with ye olde timey dialogue?
>>69384401
Why he didn't kill him in the end scene.
He picked up axe and when throw it out to die.
Art thou /LivingDeliciouslyIn2016/ here?
>>69384455
Because, at that point, he'd rather be dead than continue living.
>>69384455
Would you care to rephrase that, please?
>>69384401
Nice assumption. But no.
>>69384455
Did you miss the goat impaling his stomach?
>>69384505
Ok cool. Nice speaking to you.
>>69384499
>>69384536
Goat him him.
He is like - damn and picked up axe.
Second later - well fuck this and throw axe out.
Goat him him second time and killed him.
Why he throw out axe?
During the scene when Caleb dies and the twins blame Thomasin, do you think they were actually under the influence of the witch/devil or were they just acting like little shits who wanted to get their sister in trouble?
>>69383604
Its just a meme
>>69384588
> they just acting like little shits who wanted to get their sister in trouble?
This. Shitty kids.
>>69384582
Hmm. What? >>69384499
>>69384588
I interpreted that scene as them being little shits.
I hope they made some good flying ointment for that witch in the stable.
>>69383604
It's the act of defiling. It pleases Satan.
>>69384588
Man that scene was terrifyng, the fact that besides his faith and prays of his family he still embraces satan and dies, gave me a sense of despair that I really feel depressed after the movie ended.
>>69384828
>he still embraces satan and dies
What, he saw the jesus, isn't he?
I'd like to think that Thomasin and her became bros later on.
>>69383313
We all do.
>>69383604
>not wanting to penetrate every orifice, and perhaps make new ones
Shut up, faggot.
>>69384768
I think fucking her tight virgin pussy would also be pretty defiling senpai
>>69384864
According to the films logic where puritan beliefs are real and literal every family member would have ended up in hell.
>>69383071
I-I'm lectuse i-intolerant..
>>69383723
>image.jpg
>retarded
>shit taste
Every fucking time.
>>69383348
>>69383723
I'm literally a 3rd worlder and i understood 99% of it, you fucking plebs
So why they were banished from the town?
I missed the first 5 minutes of this.
>>69384960
Americans are borderline retarded m8, no wonder they have problem with their own language
>>69384971
Stop posting.
>>69384971
They are hipsters.
You are all not true Christians, i'm the only one who lives like god wanted.
>>69384971
I think the father caused trouble in the colony with his strict beliefs. He was called up before the council to quit his shit, but refused.
>>69384971
The village was not puritanical enough for dad and he would not shut up about it.
>>69384960
same here
>>69384971
They weren't necessarily banished so much as they chose to leave since they believed the plantation where they lived was lax in their beliefs and weren't as pious as them. It was the father's pride that set in work their downfall.
>>69385059
Ironically, the village was full of puritans.
That's how hardcore the dad was.
>>69383723
The stream I watched had subs, but they were in Chinese
Fortunately I'm from the north of England and we read stuff like Shakespeare and Miller's The Crucible in English classes, so everything they said was clear as a bell to me.
>>69385095
I thought they were people who arrived to America because Britain was not puritan enough?
>>69385334
First they leave Britain.
Next they leave commune.
>>69384026
The father was completely inept around the farm, remember. He was only good at cutting wood.
>>69385334
They were. The mother even mentions wanting to go back to Britain.
>>69384898
christians do that too though
What was the book?
>>69385185
If you can't understand this movie, you're a fucking idiot and know only Ebonics.
>>69385185
Me too. I think being from northern England actually makes it very easy to understand even the thickest of accents. We truly are master race. Suck us pleb faggots, suck the mushy peas and gravy from our huge dicks/tits.
>>69385684
yeah, what was the book?
>>69385910a book
>>69385334
The puritans left England because the king refused their reformations.
The father left the Commonwealth because the puritan council refused his reformations.
>>69384868
>tfw she gave the young lad a full on kiss
lucky little shit
>>69384358
you can do this with literally every movie you fucking retard
How do I maker her my gf?
>>69384868
HHHHNNNGGG
>>69383604
This. A butthole is a biological feature present in both men and women. If you find a woman's butthole attractive enough to stick your dick into, then you also find a man's butthole attractive enough to stick your dick into, because they're literally the same for both men and women.
>>69385910
>>69386041
Well I get it was a tool for them to sell their souls, but I was wondering if it was a reference to something specific.
Why has no posted dat ass yet?
>>69383071
>meme movie
>>69386542
Everyone knows that you have to sign chill goat's book of chill if you want to live deliciously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>69383546
Yup, it's not too hard to follow along.
>>69384301
it was easy for me. but i am from yorkshire so the accent wasn't an issue
>>69383723
>needs to hear dialogue to follow a kino
>>69386482
You irredeemable virgin. Men and woman share a lot of features that heterosexual men only find attractive in a woman. Hair, nipples, lips, ass, etc.
You're hopeless.
>>69386919
>>69386482
>>69383604
>a quality thread about kino turned into a bullshit argument about nothing
>>69387055
Get over yourself. The movie was good. Reply to the comments you're interested in.
>>69385816
>>69385185
northerners confirmed for greatest peopele to have ever lived
>>69384032
>>69386559cpbut seriously anyone knows who the body double is? I need to fap
>>69383071
I get butter, a pretty dress, a delicious life and the power of flight? Sign me the fuck up, Black Philip
>>69388385
Flight ≠ Levitation
>>69388385
The only downside is being the devil's bride. But he's the devil and probably pretty good in the sack.
>>69388538
Every movie that has showed devil fucking the bitches are nothing short of thrilled so there's no downside.
>Thee shall nev'r liveth deliciously
Wherefore shouldst i liveth
was Phillip talking to them in this scene?
>>69383546
>Wouldst = Would
>Thou= you
>Thy= your
>Hast= have
>Thou'st = you've
That's the gist of what you'll ever hear, also there used to be another letter that looked like an 'F' without the middle line that was used instead of an 'S' under certain circumstances.
Fuck I really want to see this, but the date to the premiere it's still pretty far, so I need to know if it's worth the wait to see in the cinema.
>>69386482
So you want to get sucked off by a man. It isn't a question, it's just obviously true by your reasoning.
>>69383723
>Im too pleb to understand English
Shakespeare must sound like Chinese to you
>>69388745
Yes, I think that was heavily implied.
>>69388917
It's been out for months, anon
>>69388745
>Thee bawbling shits shall becometh baby stew
>>69384588
I think they were tricked by the devil into believing Thomasin was a witch.
>>69388745
>when I count to three, look at Thomassin
>>69384301
what kind of idiot can't follow vvitch?
>>69384864
I thought he was possessed by the witch/Black Philip. Possessed people mocking prayers is common in movies.
>>69383613
Words you won't understand
>Abbess
>Bleater
>Brabble
Hardly understand anything
quite clearly says
>when that April, with his showers sweet. The drought of March had pierced to the root and bathed every vine in such liquor, of which virtue is the flower.
... Americans.
>>69383546
Depends how old it is, the older the harder it is.
The ending was pretty shit
What a terrible movie
>>69384357
When you put it that way it just makes me imagine you fucking a woman in the butt, and then a minion walks up next to you and says "butt" and starts laughing, then you start laughing and give it a high five
>posting reddit memes
why would yo-
>/tv/
oh yeah
>>69390071
That's what she said
>>69390928
what?
>>69390071
Yeah, I just thought "hell so that's how femen are made"
so there was no old witch? and wtf with the goat?
>>69392092
>so there was no old witch?
There was.
>and wtf with the goat?
Seriously?
>>69392092
Do people seriously not know the whole goat=devil thing? I thought that was just one of those things people knew.
>>69392323
People are dumb. This movies straddles the line between "art" cinema (whatever that could mean) and commercial cinema. As a result, on the one hand, simple-minded folk watch it and do not understand all they see, on the other hand, slightly more clever/educated/whatever people go to see the film and are surprised when they see how it confused the average capeshit fan.
>>69392323
>>69392696
yeah I know the goat represents the devil. The thing is, it made no sense adding it up to the witch tale.
>>69392798
You're right. The go-to excuse, though, is that it was inspired by real life folk tales.
>hurr durr it's not retarded if it was only pretending to be retarded
>>69392839
honestly SALEM is better than this movie. Even that movie with Nicolas cage in a wig. fuck the symbolism.
>>69392798
>yeah I know the goat represents the devil
THE GOAT. IS. THE DEVIL.
fuck
>>69383604
No because id rater fuck a female butt which is just prettier
Was I the only one who saw the ending as the chick going insane? Or am I just trying to save the movie
>>69392798
I don't understand what doesn't make sense to you. You should take the film as it comes. The only legitimate case for claiming some kind of contradiction is if the film seems to defy it's own logic. I don't see where that happened in the witch.
How can you substantiate your argument?
>it made no sense adding it up to the witch tale
What frame of reference are you using to decide that the devil being part of a tale about witches makes no sense?
Seriously, can this goat get an award for best supporting actor or something? He fucking carried the whole movie.
>>69392899
The devil takes many forms nigger. Perhaps the devil possessed the goat.
>>69393037
the contradiction is people painting it as a fucking masterpiece
Fuck this stupid racist movie. The only black actor was the devil.
>>69392992
How would that save the movie for you?
>>69393119
Yeah, well, I don't think it's a masterpiece, but there's a lot of lazy criticism being leveled at it.
>>69392992
The Director of the movie said:
>So you won’t tell us whether Thomasin was evil all along, or only becomes desperate at the end?
>No offense, if that was anyone’s reading, but for people who think Thomasin was evil all along: “Once upon a time there was a story of a witch”—that’s the movie, and that’s not a very interesting story. So I will say that much.
>But there are clues about different interpretations. So, for example, the rot on the corn is ergot, which is a hallucinogenic fungus, so if you wanted to take that route, you could. It’s not necessarily my route, but there are multiple ways in.
>>69393222
>trips of truth
Agreed. The worst is how the witch wasn't real until the end. YOU FUCKING SEE HER MASHING UP THE BABY.
The stupidest interpretation since the Marla Singer was imagined.
>>69393276
Black Phillip seems like the kind of guy you could have an interesting conversation with over a beer.
>>69393352
that scene was pretty shocking for me desu
I was like
>oh, she took the baby, what is she gonna do with it?
>shit, she's gonna kill it, that's pretty... WHAT THE FUCK
>>69393376
>No one in the cast had a rougher time with Charlie than Ralph Ineson. A veteran British actor with a bassy voice and large, aristocratic features, Ineson, 46, had to drop 30 pounds to play the family patriarch, a starving farmer. That left him at a distinct disadvantage when he was called upon to wrestle Black Phillip, as dictated by several scenes in the script.
>"I didn't have a lot of gas in the tank, really," Ineson says of sparring with the beast, who weighed about 50 pounds more than him. "He was horrible. Really, really horrible. From the moment we set eyes on each other it was just kind of hate at first sight. He had two modes: chilling out and doing nothing, or attacking me."
>On the fourth day of filming, Charlie rammed his serrated horns into Ineson's ribs, dislodging a tendon. "Everything hurt," Inerson recalls. "I spent the rest of the five-week shoot on painkillers."
>>69385334
They were vicious fanatics who murdered Charles I they had to flee Britain for supporting regicide they were the ISIS of their day
>>69393465
The only shocking scene in the whole movie was them showing off Thomasin's ass. I thought the actress looked about 14, so I didn't think they would go that far. I had no idea she was 20 IRL.
>>69393190
Because up until that point I just more or less saw it as an fanatical father going mad and his family becoming desperate due to not really being able to make it on their own.
>>69393276
thanks senpai
>>69393529
Charlie confirmed for method actor
The guy who played William has a god-tier voice.
>>69393681
yeah I thought it was some high profile jeff bridges-like type of actor. No idea who that fella is.
>>69393529
>He had two modes: chilling out and doing nothing, or attacking me.
>>69393639
The fanatical father does indeed go mad whether the witch is real or not.
>>69383723
I'm not a native English speaker and I understood everything perfectly well. Are you retarded?
>>69393637
Sorry m8, but when there's suddenly baby mashing scene, I'm shocked, no need to play tough guy.
Also, when was that scene? I don't remember showing her ass. Do you mean the last scene at the bonfire? Wasn't that just from a distance?
>>69393776
I'm from Cuba and I understood everything
>>69383694
It turned into a dank meme.
>>69393529
I've never wanted to see a behind-the-scenes documentary more in my life.
>>69383546
No. They were not speaking old English in The Witch. It was Modern English, which started around in the mid-16th century. The movie is supposed to take place in the mid-17th century.
A native English speaker would get basically nothing out of old english, could get some meaning from middle english, and can understand early modern english well if he's not an autist.
>>69393637
she was alot younger when this was filmed like 3 or 4 years ago
>>69393804
Jesus Christ, fuck off. I'm not "playing tough guy" because I didn't find the same things as you shocking.
Yes, it was from a distance. What does that matter?
>>69384026
I think he wanted to sell the goat along the way to pay for the bills and other shit to get to a settlement.
>>69393737
He's in loads of stuff here in the UK, but it's literally like his whole career has been as a bit-part actor and doing voice-overs for adverts.
The Witch is the first thing I've seen where he has any kind of leading role, and I was left impressed by how good an actor he can be.
>>69393868
Interesting. Surprised they got away with that.
why you always telling me to fuck a goat?
>>69393924
>A baby being mashed into a mushy jelly is nothing
>>69393838
Based Goya
What was the significance of the father chopping wood all the time?
There has to be some meaning behind how he died, with the woodpile collapsing on him.
A man trying to conquer nature was conquered by it maybe?
>>69393637
Was it even her ass? You don't see her face. Conditioning has left me assuming body double unless there's a a cut-less transition.
>>69394008
It's not shocking if you don't see it. The way it was shot made it a lot less graphic than it sounds. You know what? I take it back. You're a massive pussy for scaring so easily, and no amount of fedora pics will change that.
>>69394077
Good point. Probably wasn't her.
>>69383723
pleb kek
>>69393965
HOLLYWOOD had gotten away with more shit. The kikes love pedophilia
>>69394132
>you're a pussy. I brush my teeth with ground up baby
>>69394132
Not even that anon. He didn't say it scared him, but he was surprised they went there. Revulsion =/= scared.
>>69394040
There was that bit of dialogue from Thomasin about how he failed at growing crops and hunting, and how he was only good at chopping wood. Later on, when he's still chopping wood at night, and he breaks down and eats dirt, I actually felt really sorry for the character.
>>69386542
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deal_with_the_Devil
page search "satan's red book"
It's just a stylistic part of the deal with the devil motif.
>>69393222
Not a masterpiece, but definitely a good movie. Pulled out some pretty damn good performances from child actors.
>>69394376
So he was compensating for his lack of skills. Maybe he shoyld have sang bass in the church choir thatbwoulda cheeered him up.
>>69394266
>filename
No wonder. Redditor's first horror movie? Want Anon to hold your hand?
>>69394376
To be fair to the guy, he did build that house in an absurd amount of time by himself.
Cutting down, hauling and planking the trees is an accomplishment itself, not to mention the stone quarrying and building. I've done some of that shit. It's fucking backbreaking work.
>>69383546
"old" English, yes, Old English, no.
Old Eng·lish
noun
the language of the Anglo-Saxons (up to about 1150), a highly inflected language with a largely Germanic vocabulary, very different from modern English.
>>69394443
I think he saw himself not being able to feed his family as having been damned by God.
>>69394206
Hello Mr. Feldman
>>69394443
Basically. And for Based Phillip to impale him against his own chopped wood is adding insult to injury. It's like spitting on his efforts to keep his family alive.
>>69394498
Yeah. He wasn't a bad person. They were in a futile situation.
>>69394397
>Pulled out some pretty damn good performances from child actors
Oh Yeah! I agree.
>>69394598
Also pulled out some good performances from a goat.
Is this the dawn of horrorkino?
>>69385059
>>69385095
This pretty much, but they were excommunicated. That's why the baby was never baptized. Puritans believed when you were excommunicated from the Church, you were given over to Satan.
>>69394694
Green Room isn't horror.
>>69394694
You know exactly what you're doing, fuck off.
>>69394694
>It follows
>Green Room
Name one scene that is scary or even creepy. The kid in Babadook really made me furious
>>69394637
A good editor and a good DP probably probably had a lot to do with that.
>>69394746
>>69394767
Keep it civil, please, guys.
>>69383613
Very interesting stuff
>>69394746
>genre wars
>>69394797
>if it didn't go boo it's bad
horror movie fans don't deserve the rare film in the genre that's actually a proper film with ideas and not just a rollercoaster ride for fat neckbeards who can't fit in a real one
>>69383604
Ass is
>20% warmer
>25% tighter
>100% more-degrading to the woman
>>69383723
>image.jpg
>Apple mobile device shitposter
>not understanding a magnificent film
Wew lad, the pieces all fit perfectly
>>69383604
This fucking virgin has never known the beautiful warmth inside of a girls ass or felt the bliss of her sphincter tighten around your dick when she cums.
>>69394895
>>69394927
Look at these try-hards
>>69386919
Yeah. Because I'm deffo sexually attracted to hair and nipples, you fucking retard.
Also, it's easy to spot the difference between male and female lips and ass.
I'm hopeless? You're homo.
>>69389000
Wrong. It is easy to distinguish between a female and male mouth. Nice try, though.
>>69383071
I would like the tase of my little sister's peach.
I want to live deliciously with her.
>>69384588
It was just a prank bro
It's at least a great directorial debut. I think I've read that his next project has something to do with medieval knights.
>>69395129
No no no, Green Room is totally scary, please stop replying with images of men tipping fedoras! You're the best at everything.
>>69394694
fuck off, you idiot
>>69394008
>>69394266
>>69394895
>>69395129
And there it is. The "fedora". Right on schedule.
You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.
You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.
I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.
That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.
>>69392092
google baphomet
>>69394694
Neon Demon soon too! What a time to be alive.
>>69388864
thanks
>>69393965
there's a 99% chance that it's a body double / her face CGI on another body though
>>69383071
Since when do witches get butter and pretty dresses? They were all naked and rubbing baby guts on their cooches
>>69395993
PedoWitch had a nice dress on.
>>69394694
Add Resolution to that
>>69394008
It wasn't shocking at all you idiot. Normally that kind of thing would be shocking, but the scene was not.
>>69396173
We get it, anon. You're hardcore.
>>69383297
undrratd roats.
>mooks in the showing at my cinema nervously laughed when when nigger phillip gored willie into the stack of wood
I get it, it's my own fault for going to a saturday night showing, but holy fuck is my generation that out of touch with their emotions?
>>69396394
Lack of social interaction has rendered the current generation a society of sociopaths. I'm not even kidding, either.
>>69396394
Was is just dudes laughing? We had some frat boys like that during my showing.
>>69394694
m8, I've never talked to anyone about IT FOLLOWS. There's a consensus that the monster is a weapon right? can't get into water, has camuflage, turns into images of diseased people
>>69394934
>warmer
confirmed never packed a girls butt
>>69396574
nah, chads and stacys though for sure. >>69396474
yeah, bout the only thing I can think of. Crowd seemed to be probably a few years younger than me, early-mid 20's. Just seemed like such a shitty knee jerk reaction to a rapidly developing shit show for thomasin, like they just coulldn't handle feeling unnerved by the whole situation.
>>69395047
You never find a girl's hair attractive?
You don't find a girl's nipples arousing?
And yeah, you can tell the difference, but that doesn't mean if a guy had girlish lips you'd find them attractive. The point is context you insufferable retard. A girl's asshole may look like a guy's asshole, but it's on a fucking girl.
You remain hopeless.
Is the green room any good?
>that scene where the boy stares at his sisters beautiful little tits by the creek
I'm watching it just now. Just got to that part. Weird, but so far good.
>>69396889
>I'm watching it just now
Watch the damn movie and then comment. We don't need your play by play commentary.
>>69384868
>>69386371
>that fucking hand
literally the most terrifying scene in the movie
>>69396949
Nigga you don't know why I;m not watching it right this very second.
>>69383546
Yes if you have a modicum of intelligence. I understood the film fine, im from london. I saw it with someone from newcastle and they also found it fine.
>>69397060
You got your shitposting priorities straight, son.
>>69384455
Humility, he learnt to not be proud and instead to trust god's judgement.
>>69384828
Wut. The son goes 2 heaven m8.
>>69383546
German here, it's actually kind of similar to German. I didn't really have problems following it, except for the man's rumblings
Why is this movie so popular on tv right now? Its not in theaters and not on any major streaming sites. Did a bunch of autists all just decide to torrent it coincidentally?
>>69388581
It goes pretty badly for them in Salem.
>>69383604
She won't get preggers.
It may hurt her and will cost her willpower to submit and endure it for you. She's surrendering herself to your pleasure. How is that not hot for you?
Are you a new-male or a woman by any chance?
>>69384455
>>69384582
KekSeriously though, learn to English
>>69385184
>puritans
>letting wild half naked native heathens walk the streets of the settlement and trade with them
Pick one
>>69396581
If you want to take it beyond face value the demon is meant to represent mortality and sex tenporarily staves it off, but ultimately meaningful bonds allow you to live in the face of dying. Director describes it as a coming of age film.
>>69397992
Stuck him in so as not to piss of the SJWs. Though from the imdb boards it didnt work.
>>69383613
>tfw i for some reason learned latin as a child and can understand most shit old, new, from spanish to french, but not asian languages like manderin and japanese.
reading it is easy, I can't write it for shit, hearing it I can get most of it, but i couldn't speak it to save my life
>tfw my grandmother spoke nothing but some old english gaelic thing and i could barely understand the pronounciations
>>69398000
bah, it's a fucking government weapon gone rough with its programming fucked up. everything fits
Is the movie actually worth watching?
>>69398277
Yes, absolutely.
>>69398126
Ok m8
>>69383604
Tighter and also can cum inside without babbysummoning.
>>69398055
What? What are you even on about?
What the fuck happenes to the tiwns at the end?
The only clue is that they are not there, did they just leave?
Is not getting this movie some kind of meme now??
>>69398384
Probably eaten
>>69398384
Hopefully mashed into more flying ointment.
>>69398346
>tighter
Stop dating girls with loose vaginas.
A tight pussy feels 10x better than a butthole ever will.
>>69398382
The native
>>69398597
Don't say that it's to scary!!!
LE EBIN MAYMAYS GUISE
>>69398608
Buthole adapts to your dick, you have no idea what you are talking about.
I just watched the movie and I have two questions
1) Did the rabbit eat/disembowel the dog?
2) Whatever happened to the twin shits?
