>>69343281
Unchain my fart edition
UNO
>>69345573
CHAINO
Of the swordsmen still living in the world, who is best?
Jorah > Daario > Jon > Bronn > 1 hand Jaimie
Is that about right for top 5?
>>69345427
*farts*
(poot)
>two /got/ threads
>post in the less popular one so that there are always two on the front page
who /chaosh/ here?
*PBRAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>69345796
Don't forget about the none-/got/ GOT threads.
>>69345796
Some men just want to climb the ladder
>>69345693
>1 hand jamie
>top 5
i bet even some random bolton guard could beat his ass
>>69345693
Whoever is the current first sword of the Sealord of Braavos.
>>69345427
Nice chain Pycelle, do you choke your mother with it before you put your penis in her butthole?
Preston
>implying that direwolf head isn't one of the crossbreeds that Nymeria birthed
>>69345845
Have we started the fire?
I honestly didn't mind the ToJ scene, hardly the worst thing about this season
>>69347348
It's pecker, not dick
they think you're some kind of god, i know you're no god, because you have no cock
>>69345693
>jorah > jon
>no zombie mountain
Top fucking kek
>>69345427
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc
>>69345693
Jon isn't even that good
>>69345693
clegane>clegane>dicksuckingfaggot>someotherfuckers
>Promise me Nedto keep my feet warm
25th for the Hero We Need
Did this turn to nightcall all of a suddeeeeeeeeeennaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>69349290
>Promise me Ned
>>69349363
>we wanna put the boltons on a ruse cruise
>hey let's bring this random wildling along she'll be useful
Cast Anzu. Recast/dead allowed.
>>69347484
>HEY DABID
>>69347562
Jon is supposed to be exceptionally good. Mance was the only person who was even able to hold his own against Jon.
![MDJ_big_brain_alien_thumb[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/shkq0Ma.jpg "MDJ_big_brain_alien_thumb[2].jpg")
>Promise me Ned
>>69349398
Should recast Brann with Anzu IMO.
>>69349469
now that's something I could get behind
>>69349433
stop forcing this shit meme
>>69349464
Nothing in the book suggests Jon is a good fighter.
>>69349290
turkfeet.blogspot.com
>>69349398
The hooker with cum on her face in s1/2?
>>69349363
>>69349506
Except when he was able to carve up the other Night Watch Trainees like cake and then became the Cake Cutting instructor for the night watch trainee rejects.
>>69347562
Jon is sooo good he train every day in the book and he killed a white walker in the show (in a fight no like sam)
>>69345427
Fucking D&D always find a way to ruin a decent episode don't they?
>>69349314????
>>69349506
He's stated to be better with the sword and with the bow than Robb. He proceeds to kick the shit out of everyone he fights. Mance is the only exception.
>>69349506
He trains ever day! Shut your whore mouth
>>69349540
The other Night Watch trainees had never held a sword before.
>>69349494
fuck off david
who is anzu?
>>69349540
Because they're peasants and he was trained by a Knights/Men-at-arms in Winterfell.
He's good against scrubs who've never used a sword, Mance rekts him.
I SWEAR I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS "RUSE CRUISE"
>>69349664
Need I remind you that Jon managed to kill the Halfhand in one on one combat?
>>69349641
nice reply fag
>>69349654
Just some boy with a tumblr that likes to cosplay.
>>69349464
The Halfhand would have rek'd Jon if he'd tried and Ghost didn't interfere
Mance only toyed with Jon
He's definitely competent, but he has a long way to go
>>69349689
and he killed the shit out of Bloody Fookin' Legend
>>69349689
What are you dense, pretending to be retarded, what? Halfhand want Jon to kill him so Jon could get in good with the Wildlings. All Jon had to do was make it look good.
>>69349704
fuck off david
>>69349772
And faking a good and realistic sword fight is harder than actually having a good sword fight when you don't have days to rehearse like actors do.
>>69346698
wtf
>>69349761
Jon got rekt.. Craster's wife bamboolzed the fookin legend of gin alley..
>>69345693
My list is :
Zombie mountain > Brienne > Daario/Jorah/Grey worm>Jon>Bronn
That of course considering that memegene isn't true , otherwise the hound would be right after the zombie mountain
>>69349795
are u ok
wowie i sure do love discussing le GoT with my fellow le reddit le tors xDD
*animes*
>>69345427
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>>69347484
I still don't get it. What is that sound? It doesn't sound like a fart or anything. What the fuck was the point of that sound?
>>69349526
I don't think that's appropriate.
anzu = qt
you don't do that to qt
>>69349750
>anzu
>boy
where are the proofs
>>69349964
just make it a youtube video
>>69350049
In his pants.
>>69345427
>>69350124
Why the fuck do you have a pic of me ???
And how the fuck do you have a pic of me ???
>>69350016
What annoys me the most is that I didn't hear that fucking fart on my home theater.
Promise me, Ned.
>>69350173
Post proof that this is you
>>69350194
I didn't hear it the first time either. I had to go rewatch that scene when I saw everyone spamming (fart) jokes in the thread and then I got confused when it was just a weird cartoon sound and not a fart.
Post the last GoT scene you actually enjoyed
>You are a bastard.
>A daughter fooking wilding bastard
New meme coming through
>>69350408
dany getting raped
>>69347362Me neither, I really liked it.
fuck plebbit
>>69350408
the books getting raped
>>69350408
When Olly died.
I thought it would be one of those scenes where Jon couldn't get himself to do it because sentimental shit and how good of a person he is.
>>69350524
so you're loving it more than ever
>>69350518
fuck off reddit
>>69350626
mfw not a single neck breaks and they all strangle to death
>>69350408
Bantz with Ramsay and Smalljon.
>>69350518
>4chancon.jpg
>>69350693
is that why they looked so extra fucked up?
>>69345427
He didn't even fart it was the sound of his chair moving as he got up. Reeeeeee
JUST
>>69350748
faces of dudes fighting for air vs. faces of instant death
so, yes anon
Imagine how cool would it be if we already had the spoilers for the next episode.
>>69349464
>Mance was the only person who was even able to hold his own against Jon.
>hold his own
"Rattleshirt took a step backwards and met the charge with a two-handed slash. If Jon had not interposed his shield, it might have staved his breast-plate in and broken
half his ribs. The force of the blow staggered him for a
moment and sent a solid jolt up his arm. He hits harder
than I would have thought. His quickness was another
unpleasant surprise. They circled round each other, trading
blow for blow. The Lord of Bones gave as good as he was
getting. By rights the two-handed greatsword should have
been a deal more cumbersome than Jon’s longsword, but
the wildling wielded it with blinding speed.
Iron Emmett’s fledglings cheered their lord commander at
the start, but the relentless speed of Rattleshirt’s attack
soon beat them down to silence. He cannot keep this up
for long, Jon told himself as he stopped another blow. The
impact made him grunt. Even dulled, the greatsword
cracked his pinewood shield and bent the iron rim. He will
tire soon. He must. Jon slashed at the wildling’s face, and
Rattleshirt pulled back his head. He hacked down at
Rattleshirt’s calf, only to have him deftly leap the blade. The
greatsword crashed down onto Jon’s shoulder, hard
enough to ding his pouldron and numb the arm beneath.
Jon backed away. The Lord of Bones came after, chortling.
He has no shield, Jon reminded himself, and that monster
sword’s too cumbersome for parries. I should be landing
two blows for every one of his.
Somehow he wasn’t, though, and the blows he did land
were having no effect. The wildling always seemed to be
moving away or sliding sideways, so Jon’s longsword
glanced off a shoulder or an arm. Before long he found
himself giving more ground, trying to avoid the other’s
crashing cuts and failing half the time. "
Mance fucking rekt Jon
>>69350820
i fucking hate leakers
>>69350784
FUCK MY KINGDOM UP
Is it only me or is the Bloodraven actor extremely out of place? He doesn't sound like Bloodraven, he doesn't look like Bloodraven, and he clearly doesn't even care about giving a good performance.
Promiseus, Ned.
>>69350837
"His shield had been
reduced to kindling. He shook it off his arm. Sweat was
running down his face and stinging his eyes beneath his
helm. He is too strong and too quick, he realized, and with
that greatsword he has weight and reach on me. It would
have been a different fight if Jon had been armed with
Longclaw, but …
His chance came on Rattleshirt’s next backswing. Jon
threw himself forward, bulling into the other man, and they
went down together, legs entangled. Steel slammed on
steel. Both men lost their swords as they rolled on the hard
ground. The wildling drove a knee between Jon’s legs. Jon
lashed out with a mailed fist. Somehow Rattleshirt ended
up on top, with Jon’s head in his hands. He smashed it
against the ground, then wrenched his visor open. “If I had
me a dagger, you’d be less an eye by now,” he snarled,
before Horse and Iron Emmett dragged him off the lord
commander’s chest."
>>69350897
Hes one of the best actors on the show atm.
>>69350897
You mean Max von Sydow?
Are you a fucking moron?
>>69350899
sauce for ass on the right
>>69345693
Zombie Mountain > Grey Worm = Hound > Brienne = Daario = Bronn > Jorah
1 Hand Jamie is a fucking joke and Jon is prob little better than your average noble's son
A Bronn vs Daario would be cool to see, though it would never happen. Daario is the DEX fag with a poisoned blade and backflip attacks while Bronn is the kind of guy to bring pocket sand and kick you in the nuts if it'll get him the upper hand
I thought the scene with Jon seeing Tormund and Edd for the first time after dying was really touching. In general I thought Kit did a good job this episode in portraying the pain of being betrayed by his sworn brothers desu
>>69350986
>Hound > Brienne
>Grey Worm better than anybody
http://www.vinereport.com/article/the-winds-of-winter-updates-book-wrap-up-delayed-again-neil-gaiman-rumored-to-co-pen-sixth-installment-of-asoiaf-series/10620.htm
>DELAYED TO 2017
>DELAYED TO FUCKING 2017
>>69350986
apparently Jon at snowball is going to be savage.
>>69345693
In the show?
The Hound if he's still alive, or Ramsay apparently.
In the books, The Hound ( if he's still alive ) or Selmy.
I'm literally only watching this show to see the memes on /got/ after each episode
>>69351246
I'm literally only taking in the memes without context
>>69351096
>>69351295
>
I'm literally only fapping to the memes
>>69351341
I'm literally only taking the memes to destroy the fun of the show for my friends
>>69350986
>>69350986
Zombie mountain is high up, Grey Worm is an unsullied which are trained in group combat, thus the shields and spears. One on one he isnt top tier. Selmy should still be up there even if he is old af. Hound also up there. Brienne won that big tournie near the beginning and maybe one of the best in westeros not sure about the world. Jorah, bronn, and daario arent fantastic.
So the only ones that are really top tier that we know of right now are the Clegane boys and selmy maybe Brienne is kicking around there somewhere.
>>69351096
I bet he's just a turbo autist that can't find the perfect endings for his characters that he probably spent 6 hours each making names for
>>69351421
you should spoil them anon
>tfw no normie friends to spoil
>>69351096
>he actually thought it would be released this year
top kek m8
>>69350972
>rating an actor on their past performances
are you?
>>69351096
AHAHAHAHAHA HE HAS TO BRING IN SOMEONE TO HELP HIM FINISH
THIS SHIT IS GETTING PRICELESS
>>69350897
It's Max von Sydow you fucking pleb
when was the fart? i didnt notice.
>>69351780
there was no fart
it's just retards memeing
>>69351733
>"help"
>implying it's not just the first step to giving him the whole story to do with as he pleases
GRRM is just fucking done, he doesn't even write at all anymore unless it's about the sad puppies or hugo or whatever the fuck.
>>69351794
every subtitles I downloaded for that episode had a "(farts)" at that exact moment
>>69350518
Yes lads, pop and crisp night yeah
Bloodraven said he's been waiting for Bran for 1000 years, but Brynden Rivers only disappeared while ranging like 50 years before the show started.
What's the deal?
Somebody want to explain to me what the Preston obsession is about? I know his most recent Season 6 got taken down and thats about it.
>>69351780
>>69351794
see >>69347484
as much as I'd like it to be a meme, that's the actual episode, that actually happened
>>69351794
>showplebs doing damage control
>>69345693
In the show? Brienne>Bronn>Sandor?>Ramsay>Snek>Snek>Snek>Tormund.
In the books: Sandor?>Mance>Victarion>Barristan>Brienne>Bronn>Tormund.
>tfw Bran is terrible
>tfw Sansa is terrible
>tfw Arya is good
EASILY the best young actor on the show
>>69351862
They're shills.
>>69351855
It's not Bloodraven in the show.
So that 'a thousand eyes and one' thing is even more stupid in hindsight.
>>69351835
that would be even better LOL
>grand maester poocelle
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/game-of-thrones-art-parkinson_us_5730d3c3e4b016f378968aee
shaggyFAGS btfo
>>69350897
actor is good, but not fitting the story
imagine on his place Bloodraven from last season and autistic moments when you expect him to say something becoming much better
>>69351892
Arya is trash and all her scenes since leaving on the ship have been travesties.
>It's a the centuries old hermit entangled in roots starts shaving his beard and gets a haircut episode
>his apprentice and his bipedal lifter get haircuts and a shave as well.
>>69345627
FARTO
>>69351921
;_;
What did the fart smell like?
>>69345693
>1 hand jaime
he got destroyed by a random dorne soldier
podrick could 1v1 jaimie right now and win
>>69350897
My impression is they hired him because OMG IT'S THE LEGEND HIMSELF MAX VON SLIDESHOW and the guy just doesn't give a fuck, agreed to like 2 weeks' shooting for however much money he could squeeze them for. Agree his performance so far is totally phoned in and the set-dressing/art design/whatever for Bloodraven is very disappointing.
>>69351921
>there are idiots that thought it was a fake Shaggydog
>>69351921
Yeah because the actors saying something definitely 100% means it's true. Like when Kit told everyone Jon was dead and he was leaving the show for good.
Oh. Wait.
>>69351838
i don't remember it either
where in the ep is it?
>>69350784
>guis i have a cool theory
>im gonna make a couple of hours of youtube videos about it
>what if doran martell has a super secret conspir-
>WEAK MEN WILL NEVER RULE DORNE AGEIN
whats prestons face when d&d looks at his videos and shits all over his theories out of spite
>>69351998
Jon never said that though
>>69350408
>Davos is from Kingslanding
>He knows about the FOOKING word
Deepest lore.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10179132/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10179132/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10179132/r
Vote anyone who didnt in the last thread,CIA is winning for now.
>>69352010
>implying the fanfiction that is the show has anything to do with the book story
>>69349964
>Jon getting stabbed
I know it's fucking stupid and almost too long but I can't stop laughing.
>>69352010
preston is the best kind of bookfag though, one that doesn't sperg out like a moron when the show does something different
he's waiting for twow
>>69345427
Sup Django
>>69352032
>implying preston's theories do
>>69349314
Hmm, when everyone of those royal cunts is dead, could we have a standalone Gendry movie like pic related?
Wtf happened to Gendry, is that guy still rowing?
>>69352045
except that's his entire schtick
>>69352045
>doesn't sperg out
The guy is having a breakdown in his reviews because of the differences.
>>69349314
who is that?
>>69351921
>prop department fucking up wolf heads
>cheap kingsguard armor in flashbacks
>Dawn is an ordinary sword (one of two)
>Bloodraven sits behind a pile of driftwood
The show is going to shit
>>69351862
its literally a friend simulator
its the RLM of /got/
>>69352104
>a breakdown
This this what showplebs think is a "breakdown"?
>>69352117
/got/ is a friend simulator too
so is 4chan
so is all of social media
>>69350837
>>69350908
>Somehow Rattleshirt ended
>up on top
thats not mance dumbass
>>69352088
Whatever is happening with Gendry right now is guaranteed to be more interesting than half of the plotlines the show is working through
Man /got/'s gonna be mad when Mountain vs Hound looks cheap and cringey
Hopefully they just tease it and the fight won't actually happen
>>69349624
He also possesses an immense drive to improve his skills. Not to mention Mance actually was disguised as Rattleshirt, and Jon fought with the strategy to defeat Rattleshirt.
>>69352103
>>69352104
He points out the differences and mocks some of the weaker choices, but he also makes very sensible allusions to the reasons for the deviations. I'm thinking mostly of his What You Are Missing series.
When you compare it to people here sperging all day and all night because Oswell Fookin Whent got cut from the ToJ, you can see the difference.
why didn't they recast Bran?
it makes absolutely no sense that Bran looks almost in his 20s meanwhile that incest wildling baby is only 6 months
>>69352139
no you got it wrong
we actually interact with each other here. preston friend simulators only pretend to be a part of his inner circle while gossiping about him like school girls on a playground much like RLM fags
>>69352045
Why did they take his latest video down?
>>69352104
you showfags are fucking dense.
He never once complained because there was a difference. He actually said many times he wish the show was more different from the books.
He complains when there's shit.
You guys make the same point when we argue in /got/ about shit in the show.
>HURR the only reason you don't like the sneks is because it's not just like in the books!
No, it's not the reason.
>>69352205
yeah, because this would look much better
>>69352142
t.showfag
What's this 'friend simulator' shit? Isn't that reaction videos and aftershow podcasts and whatnot? Preston does reviews and theories.
>>69352142
>implying no Melisandre glamour
Get out, showfag
>>69352248
Hi Preston.
>>69352246
he included a copyrighted song for a montage of arya fighting and a two minutes clip of unedited footage of the wildling attack on olly's village
spoiler for next Sunday when?
>>69352265
it would yes
>>69345693
Brienne you sexist pig
>>69345693
Ramsay. Especially if his shirt's off.
>>69352424
He said swordsman, not twin-daggersman
>>69352342
Friday (assuming he doesn't go to jail)
dude just got back his account from youtubes
Shirtless Ramsay vs Brienne.
Ramsay insulted Renly to her face.
Brienne called him a bastard.
Who wins?
>>69352467
Dual wielding is a special skill that only the most top notch swordsman can achieve.
>>69352482
Ramsay blows at straight up swordfighting
Brienne
Wait i havent been in these threads since the end of last season.
What is this new meme of Ramsay being the best swordsman in the world now?
>>69352501
But daggers aren't swords, bruh
>>69352482
Brienne would crush him
>>69352248
This actually.
>>69351892
>best young actor
Cleganebowl
Get hype
>>69352482
the fight would go on until the end of time, neither side able to overcome the other's plot armor
>>69352540
>>69352597
Books, sure.
I'm talking about invincible Show Ramsay tho.
>>69351921
>DABID thinks its ok to just kill off a direwolf like its no biggiewhy shaggy
>>69351193
>>69351889
>>69352424
>ramsay
>skilled swordsman
He's literally described as having no skills in sword fighting.
>>69352692
because he was fucking useless
all the direwolfs are, even in the books
that's what happens when you write a book based on music ffs
>>69345693
Considering who we know to be alive and has had actually had fight scenes:
Brienne > Bronn > Tormund > Daario > Jon > Jorah > Grey Worm
>>69352732
>summer
>useless
>>69352730
his ferocity more than makes up for it
>>69352692
>There is a 1% chance that's not the real direwolf
Preston's season 6 watch episode 3 came up on my feed, but it says he removed it. What happened?
>>69352730
Show Ramsay would kill anyone in a sword duel. He's brutal and fights like a beast.
>>69350205
Sexy fucking white girls know how to get it
>>69352768
reddit got triggered and spammed reports until jewtube auto deleted it
>>69352732
wtf did you just say about the fluffy direwolfs you little bitch?
>>69352768
His account got attacked or something.
Don't know the details.
>>69352770
Being brutal and fighting like a beast make you die within seconds in sword fighting
>>69352283
>MUH PRESTON
>I MUST DEFEND HIS HONOR
kill yourself you fucking slime
>>69352733
Even when playing dead these three actors blow Kit out of the water.
>>69352768
First vid taken down for laying the Karate Kid song over Arya's training montage. Second vid taken down for reasons unclear, some say it was the title making people think it was a stream of the episode, some say it was for an extended, uninterrupted scene of the wildlings' raid on Olly's village.
>spend months posting *fart*
>pycelle does it
>now it's a thing
I'm having a gas.
>>69352806
useless cunts
the lot of them
dragons > wolves
>>69351970
Cranberries, menthalated petrolium jelly, figs, and cayenne pepper
Reminder that Rickon has become a beastmaster and will be able to turn Ramsay's hounds against him cause Rickon has experience with crazy dogs cause of Shaggydog
>>69352732
I think theyre useful in the book, but in the show theyre made out to be pets
>>69352818
RL swordfighting.
GoT has meme swordfighting though.
>>69352770
>>69352818
2nd dude is bang on. It would get your ass handed to you against anyone who was well trained. Only works against shitbox commoners who threw on armour.
>>69352767
but there's a 100% chance DnD are DnD
>>69352824
Not really, I just don't understand the 'friend simulator' criticism. It's just one guy talking about various theories. The 'friend simulator' comes in with aftershow podcasts and 'Join the gang for some more whacky musings and kerrazy reactions' etc.
>>69352848
Are you the faggot that has photos of people with a drawn fart in it? It must be you
>>69352827
bullshit
go ahead, call me a "jon autist". truth is, there's no such thing kiddo
>>69352906
No, that's gay. I just *fart*
>>69352880
Nah, they're glorified cameras
>>69352827
i always wondered. arent those just puppets with masks on? or do the actors actually have to stand still for the duration of the scene while wearing a ton of make up?
>>69345693
Thoros>Bronn>Brienne>Mountain>Jorah>Daario>Jon
>>69352884
Do you idiots not realize this is a stupid show with meme swordfighting yet?
Show Ramsay would defeat almost anyone aside from the two Cleganes. The fights aren't realistic in this, see the entire last fucking episode.
>>69352853
Dragons are just wild weapons
Wolves are cute! CUTE!
>>69350897
Max Von Sydow a bad actor? I think you should gtfo back to wherever you came from, he is Christopher Lee tier actor
>inb4 who is that
Fuck Shaggy Dog.
>>69352968
Nobody's saying he's a bad actor. I'm saying his performance here is not good. Good actors deliver bad performances all the time, I'm sure you can think of a few examples if you set your mind to it.
>>69352938
they actually killed all 3 of them, it was in their contracts
who /maisie/ here?
>>69352985
FUCK YOU
>>69352968
>he is Christopher Lee tier actor
you're precisely right. Lee was just as wooden and stiff as this literally who is
>>69353035
HE'S DEAD.
>>69352985
Finally, someone had the balls to say what we're all thinking.
>>69353030
>>69352482
Their intense fighting increases their plot armor, their plot armor mingles and warps together, and suddenly explodes. From the center of the explosion comes a new being... and that being is... pic related
>>69353076
Rickon took one of the proudest animals in their world, one of the last of its fucking kind, and made if a four-legged chimp out just because he's retarded.
>>69351921
>telling spoiler to a kid actor
>>69353050
NOPE.
Guys I got question.
What are the chances that Jon will embrace the Lord of Light? Considering that he brought him back and all.
>>69353014
He is acting good, this is quite far from a bad performance by a good actor. I do understand your point though
>>69352968
He doesn't fit the role and just looks awkward the majority of the time. Everything about the original actor was perfect. He actually looked integrated with the roots and that voice was so good.
Something I just remembered, isn't it supposed to be winter now? Is that ever gonna be relevant in the show?
>>69353112
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>>69350784
SNEK
