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Am I honestly supposed to believe this four foot tall Karate Chop is some sort of tough guy?
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>implying you could take him in a fight

Just cause you're a fat guy doesn't mean you'll win against someone small
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>>69313366
I could stand on this pussy
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>>69313414
You could try and you would fail
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>>69313414
indonesians are hard as fuck and you're a fucking faggot for thinking you could take this guy in anything other than a posturing competition
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Is that the Metallica guitarist?
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>>69313468
Hello Chopsticks
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In a fight to the death (no rules) between the world champion fly lightweight against an average unranked heavyweight, my money would be on the fatty every day.
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>>69313503
>four foot
>tough
ALL OF THE KEKS
I'd throw this bitch throw a window if he started any of his flip shit
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>>69313569
You'd throw a window at him damn
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>>69313527
And you'd be right. Weight is THE single biggest factor in deciding who wins a fight. It's the reason classes exist in the first place
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>>69313627
>>69313527
>says the people who have never been in a fight before
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>>69313618
I'm cold as ice m8
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>>69313666
>weight doesn't matter in a fight
Nice try Satan. Why don't you take your pasty ass down the gym and ask to fight a weight class above you
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>>69313666
booty-bothered manlet detected
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>>69313730
>>69313744
Thanks for proving what I said
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>>69313769
>says something retarded
>gets called out
>i-i'm right
Top kek faggot I bet you never threw a punch in your life. Keep living the dream as an internet warrior defending manlet chinks :^)
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>>69313503
Fun fact, this guy was the equivalent of a swat team leader in Indonesia before he became an actor. He's hard as fuck for Indonesians who in general like you said are hard as fuck anyways
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>>69313730
>>69313744
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>>69313871
>hard
>manlet
pick one and only one
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yeah this guy looks like a bitch I bet I could kick his ass. I'm on the chunky side but on the other hand back in '08 I kicked the ass of the town bully because he though charizard was better than squirtal. fuck you Randy
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>>69313666
>muh acrobatics and choregraphies
life isn't a shaw brothers film mate. just because you did a few years at a mc dojo doesn't mean you can beat a guy 200 lbs heavier than you.
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>>69314040
>being 200lbs heavier than someone in the first place

Kek you'd have a heart attack after your first swing
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>>69314317
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>>69314317
Lesnar is around 280 lbs, so by your logic he'd be fighting someone only 80 lbs
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>>69314414
Chopsticks up there probably weighs that
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>>69313527
I've seen big guys get fucked up by guys half their weight.

If you're really good at fighting, you can make up for your lack of mass.

You gotta atleast be tall tho, no manlets.
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>>69314389
And your point?
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>>69314506
That was the UFC without weight classes, pleb.
Specifically UFC 8, David vs Goliath.
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>>69314597
Ya you're still not making any point. A big guy can lose a fight if he curls up in the foetal position and refuses to fight back? Fuck me mate what a shocker.
>UFC8
There's men in my local fucking pub more experienced at fighting then those cucks and I drink in a pub full of pussies
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>>69314685
That was after 13 minutes of Varelans chasing Ruas around the ring while not checking leg kicks.

Stay pleb, pleb.
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>>69314685
>goes on and on about how big guys dominate every small guy no matter what in a fight
>gets shown a fight where a big guy is beaten by a small dude
>UH UH UH EXCUSES!1111!!
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>>69313278
Most people in this thread would get tired just watching this guy flip around the place.
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>>69314750
>I'll call him a pleb, that will show him!
>2014
>Doesn't refute a single thing
Get new insults.
>>69314781
Right the hundreds of fights where the smaller guy gets fucked up beyond recognition are erased by this one fight. Great logic there.

Why did the UFC introduce weight classes?
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>>69314781
>heavyweight vs super heavyweight
>the same as fly lightweight against heavyweight
k den
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>>69314685
M8, technical knockouts by crippling the legs is a thing. You kick their legs and despite what you might think, this fucking hurts, alot, its easier to land these hits against much larger opponents because they cant block that low reliably, keep doing this and it causes serious harm to the point where you cant even stand. He didnt just fall over there, he was disabled, notice how hes putting his hands up like something is wrong, hes been disabled by being kicked in the legs for 13 minutes and is in extreme pain to the point where he cant fight.
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>>69314952
>only manlets can kick legs
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>>69314685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0iZcLIrTQ
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>>69314923
And all you've proven is your delusional.
You don't automagically win fights by being a big guy, especially if you're this pleb.
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>>69314991
We can? Thanks mom!
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>>69315113
>manlet on suicide watch
It's ok mini-me I'm sure you're a real tough guy
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>>69315221
>>69315176
I have literally nothing to lose if you want to keep thinking you're tough guys cuz muh height.
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>>69315113
What height are you m8?
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>>69315261
No keep arguing. Why do you have large collections of victorious moments in manlet history?
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>>69315351
Nah not really, those are just the ones I remember because I'm not a fightpleb.
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>>69313414

tj pls

go back to stuffing bananas up your ass
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>>69315412
>not a fightpleb
Bear in mind here you're making a passionate case against weight being critical in fighting
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>>69315473
Show me the fights where the big guys win then, pleb.

Preferable the ones where they don't stick their fingers in eachother's assholes and call it a "technique"
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>>69315439
>HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>my ninja skills will defeat this far bigger and stronger man
>why are both my legs broken
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>>69315530
Mate come on. Why are fighters seperated into weight classes
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>I wouldn't be afraid of Danny Trejo cuz I'm taller
>I look better than Humphrey Bogart cuz I'm taller, I even look better with a fedora
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>>69313627
I'd say more muscle weight, as in a 90kg. muscle monster will win against a 150kg. fattie.
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>>69315530
>talking about fighting
>out of the blue manlet starts talking about getting fingered up the ass
I'm starting to see what you have against bigger guys. Was it your dad? Your brother?
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Has 4chan ever had an official/unofficial fight club?
A place where anons from all the boards can beat each other out after signing a waiver?
I think it would be a great idea if we managed to keep it anonymous.
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>>69315580
You shouldn't be afraid of Danny Trejo because he's sixty years old. You look a lot better then Bogart because he's a skeleton
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>>69315578
Because McCain threw a hissyfit about the UFC.

I have literally showed you two pro fights that did not have weight classes.

>>69315629
>he doesn't know what an oil check is
So pleb.
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>>69315762
>I wouldn't be afraid of prime Danny Trejo cuz I'm taller
>I look better than prime Humphrey Bogart cuz I'm taller, I even look better with a fedora
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>it's a manlets respond to bait thread
>300 replies incoming
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>>69315818
Ya two out of hundreds. Come on little man we both know how the vast VAST majority of those fights ended. Tank fucking Abbott was wrecking shit in UFC for years with fuck all fucking ability because of his weight
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>>69315867
That's because Tank Abbott is a bad motherfucker who probably got his skills fighting people in biker bars.

I'm mainly arguing that these guys are plebs and have no idea what they're talking about.
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>>69314030

>Charizard was better than squirtal

Fuck you Charizard is better than Squirtle. come and fight me
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>>69315818
>daddy only did it when we were wrestling
>i-i'm not gay
>just because i came doesn't mean i liked it

L M A O
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>>69314389

gawddamn ruas is monster. first ever UFC fighter to really bring Vale Tudo into the ring
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>>69313527
>>69313627
no it's not. we have weight classes because it matters when they're equally skilled. keep thinking those big macs are keeping you in fighting shape though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEp01vrt8bE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voCYLn19mHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJuQP0hO6s4
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>>69315947
Someone arguing weight is massive in a fight is correct. If the Irish meme fought GSP liked they had planned he'd be thrown around the fucking ring. In fact look at what moving up did to his punching power. He's hitting real men now
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>>69315994
>child molestation
Normie bantz are fucking cringeworthy.

Greco-roman wrestling is for gays and failed pro athletes.
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>>69316011
A one hundred twenty pound Judo expert fights a three hundred pound bar room brawler. You have to bet your life on the outcome. Who do you back and why
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>>69316097
To a certain extent, sure.

But Varelans vs Ruas proved that technique can overcome size. This is consistently proven by people not understanding leg kicks whenever I post that gif.
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>>69316128
>gets fingered up the ass
>n-normies are disgusting
Don't worry bro I'm sure you're so strong now no-one could ever do it again :^)
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>>69316192
This is from a time in the UFC when no-one was consistently leg kicking. Re-run that fight with todays training and you'll get the opposite result 9/10 times, if not more
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>>69316128

UFC is now dominated by wrestlers and LNPs that's why majoriity of the fights end in decision. Really wish they'd implement Yellow Cards more for inactivity and put knowledgeable judges at the table. Its a snorefest seeing a guy liedown on his opponent and tap the face for points
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>>69316261
>g-go to r-reddit
Holy shit you're a salty little thing aren't you? Guess you're still just butthurt :^)
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>>69313627
>Weight is THE single biggest factor in deciding who wins a fight. It's the reason classes exist in the first place
No, weight is the single biggest factor between comparably trained athletes.

For random nobodies, it goes
>training
>fitness
>weight
in that order, all important but none of them is going to make you win on its own especially not just being big and heavy
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>>69316266
>>69316275
No one in this thread is in the UFC.
No one in this thread could beat Yayan Ruhian in a fight.
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>>69316011
>deciding to fight on the ground with a Gracie

Great idea there Lance!
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>>69313278
Only someone who's never been in a fight would think that.
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>>69316306
You reek of 30+ years and working a shitty desk job. Next thing I know you're going to be defending Rousey. pls go.
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>>69316312
If I weigh a hundred pounds and attack a two hundred pound man I'm going to get my fucking head kicked in no matter how fit I am
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>>69313527
>>69313627

When competitive fighting sports classify their fighters in weight, their weight is made of pure explosive muscle, your weak lard asses won't stand a chance against any professional lightweight.
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>toughest guy in the world is some fat polish plumber
seriously?
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>>69316392
Unlucky pal. Wrong on all counts. Though I suppose having flashbacks of your ass being plundered is probably hurting your critical thinking
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>>69316423
t. five foot three "street fighter"
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>>69316153
did you not just watch? a little chinaman beat a 250-pound body builder. not a random fat guy, 250 pounds of muscle. a 150 pound gracie did the same. another 160-pound ish gracie beat a guy that weighs 450 pounds. bigger than any random fat guy you'll see and also much more athletic.

so i'd give a 120 pound expert a shot, though wouldn't bet on it. any average sized man though, say at least 150 pounds, i'd take the more skilled one every time.
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>>69316458
>ass being plundered
This is the first time you said anything worthwhile. Good work.

Forgive me for assuming, I usually only see bantz that lame from guys who are desperately trying to hang on to relevance.
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>>69316313
I would batter that midget into a coma
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>>69316519
The question didn't state you have to bet your life on it but you can bitch out with a shit load of weasel words. You telling me you would bet your life on a 120 pound Judo expert defeating a 300 pound bruiser?
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>>69316549
sure buddy, you'll knock him out hitting him with your beer belly
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>>69316404
wtf do you think a "fit" 100 pound man would look like? we're talking about weight classes, not midgets
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>it's a pseudo/fit/ thread
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>>69316626
>47
>Five feet tall
>Sub 180 pounds
I'd fucking dance on his head
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>>69316650
Does it matter? Keep the ratio. If I'm 180 and attack Brock Lesnar I'll get broken in half
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>>69315859
When will they learn?
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>>69316701
>agile as fuck
>fast as fuck
>professional martial artist
of course you would
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>>69316502
Do you really think that a tall obese man without any muscle mass or athletic capacity because he spends all day in front of the pc could stand a chance against any professional fighter? Are you really this stupid? Do you tell yourself this kind of lies to make you feel better about being a walking whale?
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>its a everyone pretends to be a fighting expert because theyve watched a couple of ufc fights episode
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>>69314389
They fought without gloves back then at UFC?
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>>69316846
>manlet
>old man
>thinks he's a ninja
>manlet
>MANLET
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Shorter people are far more effective fighters

they also have manlet rage
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>>69316607
That's a fucking retarded question and you're one post away from a food/car analogy.
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>>69316858
t. very triggered five foot three "warrior"
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So many tough guys in this thread. Gotta get that pent-up frustration out somehow.
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>>69316898
Of course an obese guy like you would beat a martial artist.
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>>69316917
>knows the answer
>refuses to give it because he knows it BTFOs his own argument
gg no rematch
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>>69316607
>The question didn't state you have to bet your life on it
>You have to bet your life on the outcome
fucking retard
>bitch out with a shit load of weasel words
how about you try remember something you wrote 5 mins ago, retard.
>You telling me you would bet your life on a 120 pound Judo expert defeating a 300 pound bruiser?
i answered already but obviously you're illiterate since you can't read your own question. no, i wouldn't bet on the 120 pound man because that's a joke of a man, no matter how much training. but that's just moving the goal post. Again, any man around 150 or more and my money's on him every time.

keep thinking your rolls of fat are good for something fatty.
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>>69316971
>manlet furious other men can defend themselves
>fatty! Obese! Whale!
>literally things 16yr old girls say to upset another girl
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what happens when lanky fedora tippers talk shit irl

Pic related
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>>69317035
>fatties actually believe they can beat someone in a fight if they are shorter than them
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>>69316937
God, you are fucking stupid.
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>>69316979
There's no clear answer you fucking retard, both fighters are one punch to the jaw away from getting KO'd and I don't have any other info other than their weights and a shady as fuck title as "bruiser" which would mean active fighter like Kimbo Slice or a hillbilly drinking too much and beating on his cousin.

It's like asking WHO WOULD WIN A MOTO GP BIKE OR A GT CAR HURR DURR?
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>>69313278
This guy is literally an ex presidential bodyguard and the choreographer for the films...so yeah.. your supposed to believe it because it's true.
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>>69316987
I see reading comprehension is hard for you. Probably that small manlet brain. Let me help.

"The question didn't state you have to bet your life on it but you can bitch out with a load of weasel words" this is one statement. But is a conjoining word used to explore the previous statement. I know your small, woman sized mind probably struggles with basic English so I'll try and be more clear in future.

Right. So your position is weight matters massively. You wouldn't bet on a 120 man but an increase of 30 pounds will swing it for you. Good to see you agree with me you're just too stupid to know it.

>f-fatty!
>arguing like a teenage girl

You manlets truly are nothing like a real man.
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>>69317121
>manlet actually believes he's a man
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>>69317157
t. bitterly enraged five foot three "thug"
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>>69317234
>>69317274
>I-im a real man! I might be a lazy, disgusting fucking fatso but atleast i'm not 5'11!
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This guy is a better guitar.
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>>69317312
The tears of a small, child like creature known as a manlet. Delicious
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>>69313278
>it's a "self hating manlet" episode
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>>69317169
>Manlet on suicide watch
>T-they're b-both just as w-weak

L M A O
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>>69317352
The tears of an obese, children-minded creature known as a fatty. Delicious
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>>69317360
That's what all these threads are.
I refuse to believe anyone this obsessed with short men is above 6 foot tall themselves.
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>>69317416
>manlet tries to offend someone
>five foot tall
>five inch dick
>balls the size of a grape
>I-I'm n-not fat though
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>>69315749
It would be 80 percent fatties
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>it's a manlet desperately changing the goalposts to win an argument thread
fucking classic
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>>69317360
>>69317436
See
>>69315859
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>>69317479
holy shit, you're so fat, I can literally smell you disgusting sweat from here.
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>>69317112
Sucker punches dont count manlets.
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>>69317531
>h-he wasn't ready!
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>>69317311

The funny thing is, I'm probably taller than you. You are fucking stupid.
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>>69317157
MANLETS BTFO
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>>69317564
He clearly wasn't.
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>>69317234
>this is one statement
that doesn't help your case. you still claimed something that was false. the second part doesn't change the claim. not sure what argument you think you're making, but it's not a good one.
>So your position is weight matters massively
there's that reading comprehension again.
The point was that after a certain point low body weight becomes crippling. the question is stupid because you're giving one side a disadvantage that is not very common. a 120 pound man is not that common. it's like asking who would win between a race between a ferrari and a civic but then saying the ferrari driver is a retard. then when they pick the civic drive you say "see, ferraris are shit can't even beat a civic". the point is weight has very little effect. you keep moving the goalpost and making up bullshit scenarios because you know you got btfo. there have been literally a dozen videos posted of the little guy beating the big guy.

keep thinking all those mcdoubles are for protection though.
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Why the fuck are manlets posting in my board?
All manlets need to leave, this is a no manlet zone.
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>>69317625
if he wasn't ready for a fight then he shouldn't have tried to steal a bycicle
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ITT: triggered manlets
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>>69317524
>y-you're f-fat
>arguing like a little girl
now i know you're a tiny little manlet. if those little peas you call balls were producing test you wouldn't be crying like a little bitch and arguing like a schoolgirl. i get it. you're a small cunt. life's harsh
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>>69317656
Signaling that you're ready for a fight is putting your fists up which the manlet didn't do.
If he did and the dindu accepted his challenge than the manlet would've been the one on the ground.
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>>69317637
>all this manlet nonsense
like i said gg no rematch
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>>69317565
t. lying five foot three "amazon"
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Why do manlets get so butthurt?
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>>69317685
>y-you're a manlet
>arguing like a retard with napoleonic complex
Now I know you're an obese faggot, if those big slobs of meat you call abs served you for something more than acumulating calories you wouldn't be trying to convince everyone on a chinese image board you're tall, I get it. You're a fat fuck, life's harsh
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>he thinks he could take on a fucking professional silat fighter
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>>69317710
>btfo
>has so arguments left so just claims victory
at least you're smart enough to know if you tried to make another argument you'd just get btfo again. still, fix that reading comprehension.
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>>69313503
>>69313871
Is this some new meme?

Or are seriously saying a brown hobbit is 'hard'.

A normal sized human would just pick him up throw him in the trash.
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>>69317801
>so triggered all he can do is repeat back what's said at him
man you must be tiny
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>>69317829
>so trigered all he can do is say ''you're short!''
you must be fat
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>>69317710
Kek playingchesswithapidgeon.png
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>>69317818
You already lost. While you were busy ranting andraving about ninja manlets I got you to admit thirty pounds of weight is huge in a fight. You freely admit weight is critical. In future when you get in internet "fights" never concede ground like that
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>>69317638

F U C K Y O U
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>>69317887
He admitted weight was critical. The argument is over. Trying to reframe the discussion at this point is pathetic
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>>69317748
I'm taller than you, lardo.
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>>69317861
>so mad he can't even type coherently
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Underaged kiddies don't even try to disguise themselves anymore. This thread is pure /v/eddit.
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>>69318002
>so mad he can't read
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>>69317993
t. five foot three "internet giant"
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>>69318038
t. 300 pounds ''real man''
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>>69317893
you got me to admit crippling one side might make the fight go the other way. great.
>thirty pounds of weight is huge in a fight
sure, with equal skill. this was stated since the beginning. again, if it was so huge in a skilled vs unskilled fight why is there a dozen videos in this thread showing a guy 100 to LITERALLY 300 pounds smaller winning.
btfo
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>>69318027
At this point I'm pretty sure you're six feet minimum and not mad at all
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>>69318093
At this point I'm pretty sure you're 250 pounds minimum and not mad at all
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>>69318038
I'm like 30 cm taller than that, keep trying.
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>>69318013

nah the /v/eddit kids are at their capeshit threads this thread reeks more of /sp/eddit
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>>69318090
You're a persistant little fuck I'll give you that. Like a little whining Jack Russell. You admitted what I want. I'm done with you
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>>69317934
The pidgeon shit all over the board. The argument is over. Fucking kek
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>>69317825

i had the privelege of working with a construction gang of asian manlets.. they were strong as fuck

all these Philippino/thailand/indonesians are brutal when it comes to fighting etc

pic related would literally break your legs with a kick, or knock you senseless before you understood what was going on

you can be 6'5 300lbs, all it takes is one or two punches and your head will be bouncing of the floor

I know tallfags try to hide behind their height to feel special and "superior", but when it comes to fighting, short guys are far deadlier.

The best height for a fighter is 6'0.
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>>69318142
t. five foot three "man"
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>>69318201
>manlet crying himself to sleep
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>>69318194
>i win guys, i promise i win. guyssss i win c'mon
so sad it's funny
>i'm done with you
even masochists get tired of getting spanked i guess
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>>69318228
Let me guess. Five feet nine inches tall. Maybe ten
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pic related, another "small brown manlet"

kek

when will giraffes learn?
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>>69318267
>fatty with sleep apnea waking up from sleep 20 times a night
Kek
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>>69318277

Not him but

>>69317234

this is where he finished you. You should have left it at that
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>>69318324
Anon pointed it out earlier but it is really feminine to run to "fatty". I don't think I ever heard a man say that IRL
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>>69318277
M8 you got fucking rekt
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>>69318301
Who? me or the fighter?

The fighter in that pic is 5'7

I'm 6'0.
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This thread provides some great entertainment
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>>69318228

"tallfag" here (actually 6'3) I train in muay thai and from numerous sparring here's what i've observed

being small in fighting has a lot of benefits:

1) being compact means they can react faster to their defenses to their lower limbs i.e. during a fight a tallfag will have a harder time defending his legs against a shorter guy

2) all hits are coming upward. smallguy hits will hit chest+face while the tallfags punches can or maybe will hit the smaller guys head. since the head is small its harder to hit compared to the chest and abdomen

3) faster since smaller mass

that's what i've observed so fra
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>>69313278

>short guys can't beat taller guys

Mike Tyson.

these bait threads are stupid btw, same shit every time
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>>69318479
This. I'm fucking dying.
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>>69318464
The fighter. Overestimated him.

Also
>be 6"
>maintain perfect fighting height is 6"
The fucking balls on you
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>>69318321
he's 6'1" 240, how is he a manlet?
>>69318430
>being so assblasted you pretend to be someone else
is this >>69318381 you too?
all my keks
if you're going to pretend at least don't make it so obvious. two people who somehow think saying fatty is feminine?
kek
you don't have to be so mad fatty. the only thing i pointed out was that you were acting like a pidgeon. sorry if being compared to flying animals triggers you. go join a tumblr support group.
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Indos getting baited within the first replies lmao
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Here's what happens when an overrated guy who beats up smaller dudes finally goes up in weight.

Diaz took the fight on 10 days notice against a guy being touted as the next GOAT.
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>>69314389
wow someone who is still taller than average and with a lot of muscle mass is really good at fighting.

I guess that means that a 5'3, 105 lb indonesian guy would be amazing at fighting ...
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>>69318571

I overestimated him too... didn't think he was that short...

Cain Valasquez, fedor emelianenko, tank abott are all 6'0

So was jack dempsey

It's a very good height for fighting, weight lifting and aesthetics. Even strongmen can compete professionally at this height.
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>>69318635

I just read this thread. You got beat. Why would you admit what he wants you to admit?
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>>69318635
>this is what happens when manlets are forced to confront reality
In future keep an eye on the Replies number my reddit using friend
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>>69318753
To be honest I'm roughly in agreement with you. About 6" - 6"2 I'd say. Any taller lets aggressive in fighters fuck you
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>>69318645
>Here's what happens when a fighter moves to the weight class he belongs in
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>>69318635
>he's 6'1" 240, how is he a manlet?

185cm = 6.06955 feet
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>>69318645
Irish manlet walks around at 13 stone. Cuts to 10 to beat up little boys. Fights at his own weight and gets raped.

Manlets on 4chan:
>weight means nothing
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>>69318811
What are you talking about fatty? Replies number? Do you eat those too?
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>>69318944
...this is just sad :^(
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I'm a pretty tall guy (6' 6") and fairly 'big' all around. I am very peaceful though and always kept to myself. Kinda nerdy, not really athletic.

All my life, short men have postured around and attempted to goad me into fighting them. Unfortunately I have been in several 'fights' against short men, because of this.

"Fights" in quotes, because they aren't really fights. A short man trying to attack a significantly taller and larger man is very similar to a woman trying to hit a man. Its annoying, but essentially nonthreatening.

Every encounter was basically the short man yelling and cussing and threatening, followed by some ape-like swipes that had zero chance to connecting with my face, followed MAYBE by an attempt to grapple me around the waist (to take me to the ground I guess?), followed by me hitting them once or twice. They would typically back off after getting hit, once they realized that simply by virtue of my size, I could do FAR more damage to them by accident, then they could ever do to me on purpose.

It's just physics.
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>>69318228
Nah

No

Lol

What are they gonna do? Bite people in the ankles?

Everytime I've seen a manlet in a fight they've gotten rekt. They just don't have the reach and their tiny manlet muscles just don't pack that big of a punch. Asians especially are weak.
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>>69318635
>accuses someone of samefagging
>in a post where he admits to samefagging
Fucking hell you're one stupid cunt
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>>69318512

Thanks for your input.

Also tallfags are more likely to hit the top of the head which is very hard and likely to injure the puncher.
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>>69318978
fiht me irl I could take you
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>>69319013
>talking shit about Buakaw
Amazing.

>>69318978
Doubt any of those guys have spent their entire lives in basically Brazil training in martial arts.
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>>69318921

>stone

I love it when peasants accidentally show everybody that they are peasants by using their fucking retarded peasant measuring system.
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>>69318978
>>69319013
Reality throws another blow at the pathetic manlet
>>69318978
Sorry you had to put up with so much little man syndrome bro. They really are desperate to "prove" they're real men
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>>69318865
So .17 inches makes him a manlet?
>>69318921
>stone
Fuck off
>>69318968
Go eat the sadness away fatty
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>>69319013

>his anecdotal uni "fights" are a better source of evidence than known fighters

wew
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>>69319107
>Irish fighter
>Irish poster
>Manlet tears
You little people are the real leprechans.
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>>69318978

the fedora is strong with this one
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>>69319113
>Fuck off
Kiss my ass you retarded Yank. If you're too inbred to understand imperial that's on you Cletus
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>>69319113
>he keeps on embarrassing himself
What height are you?
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>>69319193
Imperial system is retarded in general , and who the fuck use stone to count weight?

Like, are we talking big stones or small ones? Kidney stones?
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>>69319173

what does your fedora meme have to do with the advantage that height and size is in a fight?
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>>69319113
>.17 inches makes him a manlet
Yes
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>>69319193
Suck my dick Ahmed. Don't you have some praying to do?
"Stone" is so retarded it's illegal to use it commercially.
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>>69319013
>yfw Floyd mayweather, possibly the greatest boxer in history, is sub 5'8.

Are there actually people here that believe that weight trumps skill? I could maybe see that for grappling but for a lot of martial arts it wouldn't.

A kick boxer or virtually any fighter with good foot work just wouldn't get pinned by a bigger guy, and if they managed to prolong a fight past a few minutes the average guy would be winded. The bigger they are the harder they fall. If you've never seen professional boxing you have no concept of how unbelievably fast and hard these guys punch.
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>>69319193

>UNIRONICALLY DEFENDING "STONE" AS A SYSTEM OF MEASURMENT

Do you even understand how retarded you sound to the rest of the world when you say 'stone'?
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>>69319274
Here's a shocking fact, Cletus - pounds is an imperial measurement. You and yours are just too braindead to do one simple math problem. There's 14 pounds in 1 stone. Work it out yourself
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>>69319193

>peasant rage

Watch out!
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>>69319129
>>69319334
You need yo go home, Frodo and Sam

your people miss you
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>>69319330
>>69319348
>Yanks unaware stone is the used in their own weight system
You lads never fail to shock me. There's 14 pounds in 1 stone you utter retards
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tell that to Kanjiklub
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>>69319113


giraffes are always making up new cutoffs. back in the day it was 5'12, then it was 6'0. now i've even heard 6'3

the point is he's 6'0. Hes considered a "small brown person" by the majority of tallfags ITT

Now buakaw is 5'7, a definite manlet by anyones standards, and he'd still rek tallfags, pro or not
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>>69319385

Why don't you just use pounds then, you chucklefuck?

>implying anybody but chavs with fetal alcohol syndrome and multiple addictions use 'stone'
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>>69319385
Pound is an (almost) equally retarded unit of measurement
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>>69319385
>implying I use the Imperial system
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>>69319462
No-one but you uses pounds. Because you can't divide 14 into a number. The fact you Mongolians think pounds and stone are two completely different ways of measuring weight is fucking shocking to be honest
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>>69319441

Nobody uses stone because it is blatantly fucking retarded on multiple levels.

>Sounds retarded

>Useless

>Imprecise

The only type of dumbfuck that uses and defends stone are uneducated britbong peasants. The good news is that in 2 generations nobody will have to deal with your nonsense, because the mussies will have outbred you and pushed you to the point of extinction. Honestly I'm fucking glad you and your people will disappear from the face of the planet.
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>>69319277

There is no advantage. The proof has been provided ITT. you choose to ignore it.
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>>69313512
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>>69319590
I'm not British and I hate them more then you ever will. Enjoy being a Hispanic country
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>>69319577

>No-one but you uses pounds

The USA is the most powerful and technologically advanced nation on the planet. We do what we want and get away with it because of it.

You? Not so much.

We make the rules, not you.
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>>69316887
yeah
when it started it literally was 'no groin shots or fish hooks: the sport.' everything else was allowed
i remember seeing a guy get destroyed with multiple fast and hard elbow strikes to the top of his head, it was brutal
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>>69319421

> le ebin meme picture xDD

> i sure showed him xD!!!!!

kek

do you chimp out often?
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>itt: retards confuse hard with large
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>>69319684
>he actually believes this nonsense
At least you're a nationalist. Try to defend your family when the Mexicans breed you out
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>>69319334
That post was written in response to a post about Buakaw, a 5'9 kickboxer with a 226-23 record who got famous for knocking out guys in higher weight classes. They're just memeing, friendo.
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>>69319230
Almost as tall as your belly when you lay down
>>69319441
You don't understand you monkey. It's not about the system, it's about the unit being retarded (specially in a weight class context). You could have said kilos, and I would have said nothing. You could have said slugs, and I would have called you retarded
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>>69319776
What height are you? You've been asked twice now and ducked it both times
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>>69319722

I am a happy man with no manlet rage

Perhaps one day you will be able to experience the same
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>>69319829
>what height are you?
The one question guaranteed to have manlets fleeing a thread
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>>69319829
>>69320290
>being this desperate for attention
>waahhhh take me seriously plz respond
you asked me once. i'm 6'. not that you'd believe me.
you continuously samefag and now you do it again when everyone ignores you.
damn, a fatty and autistic. you really got the shittiest share of the gene lottery.
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>>69320156

> being this defensive over his imaginary "fighting skills"

> not raging

> that picture

> not fresh outta facebook

kekkity kek.

keep em coming
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>>69320486
>6'
manlet confirmed
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>my dad could beat up your dad: the thread
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>>69320486
>y-you're s-samefagging
Look at the Replies redditor. Do you understand how this site works? Not to mention you freely admitted samefagging to fuck earlier which is why you think everyone else does it in the first place
>I'm six foot
Sure buddy. That's why you're boiling with rage. Post some proof. Take a photo
>>69320500
Holy shit is this you too? Mate you need fucking help. Manlet rage 101
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>>69320554
>I'm four foot nine: the reply
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Manlets rekt ťbh fàm
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People seriously underestimate the importance of training. I bet this 5'6" female fighter could take out the majority of non-combat trained men. If you can't land a proper hit before your opponent does, size and power don't matter.
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>>69320635
when did i admit to samefagging. or give off the appearance that i'm boiling with rage. it is honestly sad how desperate you act for attention
as for the replies i have no idea what you're talking about. the unique posters count? it was 54 before and after this post if you think it's an indication of samefagging >>69320290
it doesn't mean samefagging though, the person could have made a reply on something else before jumping into that conversation. the fact that you can't realize that just proves how retarded you are.
fatty, autistic, and retarded. someone hated you
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>>69313627
Dumb point. When you're talking about professional fighters fighting each other, then weight matters. When you're talking about a 200lb neet faggot who posts on 4chan all day fighting a 135lb kickboxer, then weight tends to matter less.
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>>69314830
This
>/fit/
>cardio
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>>69320996
>y-you're samefagging!
>you're not samefagging
We both know where you admitted it you jumped in for yourself talking about pigeons playing chess then outed yourself by misremembering who you were talking to. Why so angry bro? You're a small little man with a terrible temper. Really doing manlets no help at all.

Bear in mind you came in here to defend pic related from being a manlet. Look at that. Look at it.

You've admitted to me already weight matters and you're yapping around me like a small little dog ever since trying to get 'even'. You're a joke mate.

Now post your height. You're six foot, right?
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>>69320879
Lolno

Why would femlets stand a chance if manlets don't?
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>>69321240
what the fuck is this picture
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>>69320879
>this is a manlets brain
>women can beat up men bro!
>size doesn't matter!
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>>69320879
i bet any man who can run 5 minutes straight and throw a proper punch with basic wrestling newb tricks could clear out any women's division
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>>69321364
You would bet correctly
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>>69313666
>weight classes don't exist
>reach doesn't factor in
I assume you've never fought a person bigger than yourself, I can tell you that it's not pleasant
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>>69321056
And when you're talking about a 200lb normie fighting a 135lb normie, the 200lb guy wins 9/10. Because of the fucking weight difference
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>>69321569
>normies fighting
>ending in anything but both of them being gassed and embarrassed
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