Is Jesus worthy to lift Mjolnir?
>>69308840
To rule Ass Gaurd and the 9 kingdoms?
I doubt it.
>implying any Jew is worthy
>>69308840
The better question is if Thor worthy to lift Jesus
>>69308840
The real question is: Is Mjolnir worthy to be lifted by Jesus?
>>69308888
You might be
Nope. You've got to be a killer as all Norse vikings were.
Mud people charlatans get others to do the heavy lifting.
>>69308971
jokes on you. Jesus is LITERALLY God and therefore co-responsible for every single genocide Jeehawh has committed.
>>69309042
Doesn't the New Testament invalidate the Old? I've never read a lick of the shit.
>>69309151
hop to it then
>>69309151
no, Jesus flat-out says he's not going to change a single jot or letter of the Old Testament
he then goes on to spout pages of shit that's completely in opposition to the OT, so make up your own mind as to what that means
>>69309151
No the NT fulfills the Old Testimates prophesy. The only thing it invalidates is old Jewish laws like animal sacrifice because they were no longer necessary because Jesus sacrificed himself.
>>69309151
>Doesn't the New Testament invalidate the Old
Pft, no. That's something only apologetics and cherrypickers say.
Taking out ANY of the Old Testament makes the New Terstament purely pointless: no original sin, no prophecies, no generations of war and genocides establishing holy lands, and no lineage of prophets.
It would be like taking Krypton out of Superman or the radioactive spider bite out of Spider-Man.
>>69308840
Nah Mjolnir seems to deem worthy people who have "clarity of purpose" and Jesus expressed doubts all through the NT, oh father why hast thou forsaken me, etc.
>>69309292
>he then goes on to spout pages of shit that's completely in opposition to the OT, so make up your own mind as to what that means
OT is about punishment, fear and vengeance used by a wrathful god on beings he didn't full empathize with/understand.
Jesus and the NT is about forgiveness, atonement, end to sacrifice, love, salvation, because Jesus is the link of understanding between God and humanity.
Jesus coming is special in that it changed entirely the bond between God and mankind from one of wrathful punishment to loving salvation.
That's a reason why Jesus is so special to human beings.
>>69309200
Why?
Jesus is Thor, its gonna be revealed in THOR 4: RETURN TO NAZARETH
>>69309042
Thor was a god long before Jesus was even born
>>69308840
He's a god-carpenter. He knows how to wield axes, nails, beams and hammers.
>>69311137
>carpenter
>gets nailed to some wood
Did Lucas write the Bible?
>>69311267
the star wars script is my bible
>>69309578
In other words a dude who clearly wasn't the avatar of the same god tries to hijack that god's religion while doing his best to follow its prophecies to claim legitimacy, in other words when he insisted on only having one sword by him towards the end because that's what the OT said.
>>69309295
Animal sacrifices are banned because they can only be performed in the temple on the temple mount and there ain't a temple there anymore.
