List your 5 favorite filmmakers, others guess personality
>Coen Brothers
>Wes Anderson
>Quentin Tarantino
>Alfred Hitchcock
>Ingmar Bergman
>>69277857
Pleb
>putting "lol so quirky xD" anderson and "uno farto" tarantula on the same list as hitchcock and bergman
WEW
>>69277857
you try hard to get the approval of those around you
Guillermo del Toro
Sam Rami
David Lynch
John Cassavetes
Howard Hawks
jia zhangke
tsai ming-liang
jean-luc godard
apichatpong weerasethakul
chris marker
Well, it's gonna be hard to do that when you just list the most popular, acclaimed filmmakers.
>>69277961
They're not innovators like the two Europeans on my list, but directors are legitimate auteurs with a pretty impressive mastery of style.
>Luis Buñuel
>Alejandro G. Iñarritu
>Guillermo del Toro
>Zack Snyder
>Clint Eastwood
>John Cassavetes
>Shane Carruth
>Stanley Kubrick
>John Carpenter
>Martin Scorsese
>>69278129
>Zach Snyder
>>69278129
I can at least tell you're an attention whore.
>>69277857
fag
>George Romero
>Brian De Palma
>Derek Jarman
>Paul Verhoeven
>John Carpenter
Jean Bartholomew Jinx
Rodrigo Peña Alatriste
Xi Liu
Ivan P. Gradivostov
Miyazaki Takahara
If you don't know them, you're probably helpless plebs.
>>69278191
>>69277857
I bet you enjoy the flicks of Wes Anderson
Bergman
Fellini
Rossellini
Antonioni
Kurosawa
>>69278014
I can't tell if you're just memeing, but Chris Maker is bretty good. La Jetee has been my favorite "film" for so long I don't even remember how I came across it.
>>69277857
>Alfred Hitchcock
>Buster Keaton
>Billy Wilder
>Woody Allen
>David Lean
>>69278346
>I can't tell if you're just memeing,
?
>>69278335
Wow, now there's something I thought I'd never hear again. That has to be the worst thing to come out of Bane posting: everyone think they could start a meme and as a result we got forced shit like that
>Alejandro G. Iñarritu
>Derek Cianfrance
>Guillermo del Toro
>Spike Jonze
>Zack Snyder
>>69277857
you listed 6
Refn
del Taco
Hitchcock
Scott
Tark, honestly
>>69277971
Standoffish
>>69278191
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor?
>>69278459
Did you miss the /tv/ themed porno?
>>69277857
>Terrence Malick
>Ingmar Bergman
>Paul Thomas Anderson
>Harmony Korine
>Andrei Tarkovsky
>>69277857
Kubrick
Inniritu
Refn
>>69277857
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson
>Russo Brothers (Anthony and Joe)
>Coen Brothers (Joel and Ethan)
>Wachowski Brothers (Larry and Andy)
>Anderson Brothers (Paul Thomas and Paul WS)
>Farrelly Brothers (Peter and Bobby)
>>69278518
>Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour?
The wickedest.
https://youtu.be/UYFTbzREY7M?list=PL0C2F5FCFB014E5BD
>>69278804
You're an only child and abused by daddy.
Pedro Almodovar
Alejandro G. Inarritu
The Coen Brothers
Edward Yang
David Fincher
>>69278398
That's a pretty eclectic set of people you put together.
If you just googled obscure or lesser known directors to ironically appear tryhard, that'd be pretty typical behavior for /tv/. Some of the shitposters here go through impressive amounts of meta research in the name of "memes". I can never really take a post at it's face value anymore.
>>69278804
>Wachowski
>Brothers
>>Brothers
>>>Brothers
Top fucking laff.
>>69277857
>Hitchcock
>Tarkovsky
>Early Ridley Scott
>Bergman
>Steve Mcqueen
>nobody says shit about your list
patrician confirmed
>>69277857
Pleb
Peter Bogdanovich
Fritz Lang
Jean Luc Goddard
Roland Emmerich
Stanley Kubrick
>>69279058
maybe it was so shit nobody cared to give a (You)
>>69277857
>Orson Welles
>Francois Truffaut
>Rainer Fassbender
>Uwe Boll
>Ingmar Bergman
>>69279220
One of these things is not like the others...
Luc Besson
Joss whedon
Sergio Leone
Akira Kurosawa
Ridley Scott
>Terrence Malick - Knight of Cups
>Paul Thomas Anderson - The Master
>Shane Carruth - Upstream Color
>Coen Brothers - A Serious Man
>David Lynch - Mulholland Drive
>>69279509
Yeah, Fritz Lang only made flicks, while the rest are at least film-tier.
>>69279521
No words for how angry this post makes me. It's like pure, distilled and refined evil.
>>69277857
>John Carpenter
>Akira Kurosawa
>Stanley Kubrick
>Alfred Hitchcock
Cant think of a 5th
>>69279642
*Oh wait
>Sergio Leone
Werner Herzog
Sergio Corbucci
Billy Wilder
Dario Argento
Stanley Kubrick
>>69279521
>>69279610
Don't you like fun?
>>69277857
Avid imdb user.
>>69278014
Flaming homosexual.
David Lean
Michael Mann
Terrence Malick
James Cameron
Paul Thomas Anderson
>>69278335
Has he ever made a flick?
His works tend to be films with the appeal of movies.
>>69278346
What's so good about La Jetee? Just the "dude stills LMAO" shit?
John Carpenter
Werner Herzog
David Lynch
Shinya Tsukamoto
The Coens
>>69277857
>2016
> Not saying
Paul Verhoeven
Zac Snyder
Sergio Leone
Hitch
Kubrick
>Ti West
>Coen Brothers
>Paul Thomas Anderson
>David Fincher
>Edgar Wright
>>69280375
>Shinya Tsukamoto
Closet Poseur.
>>69280375
>Shinya Tsukamoto
964 Pinocchio > Tetsuo the Iron Man
>>69280564
Does anybody sincerely like Zac Snyder? He's so damn boring and everything he creates looks like it was pulled straight out of a 14 year old's head.
>>69280615
>Does anybody sincerely like Zac Snyder? everything he creates looks like it was pulled straight out of a 14 year old's head.
Which is at the heart of his mastery of the medium. He is intelligent and he gets the irony. Meanwhile, his visual storytelling is always the foreground of the whole film. He throws very few shots away. And, he's very good with actors. I unironically think he's a genius.
>>69278153
lol
>>69280615
>964 Pinocchio > Tetsuo the Iron Man
Consider me chastened. Have not seen.
>>69277971
you don't care what people think about you but not in the good alpha way more like in the hobo who doesn't shower or works way
>>69280843
964 Pinocchio is definitely more of an acquired taste. It's not as inaccessible as Death Powder but it cam be pretty damn hard to get through if you aren't really into this kind of thing.
I usually get told to fuck off whenever I recommend the movie by somebody who quit halfway through. If you watch it you'll probably be able to guess where they stopped.
>>69278924
2 french 'new wave' directors and 2 Chinese directors no not really 'eclectic'
>>69280925
What is this genre and why is it so based? I remember when I first found Tsukamoto's stuff, it was like finding a hidden world. It's the most stylized shit I've ever seen.
>>69279964
>Michael Mann
Delusions of proletarianism.
Thief is good, I don't get Michael Mann, though. I saw The Keep, Tom Cruise hitman thing, twenty minutes of Miami Vice, Mohicans, Heat, Red Dragon, maybe some other stuff.
Thief and Mohawks is the only true bit of kino he's done...
>ANDY WARHOL
>HARMONY KORINE
>JOHN CASSAVETES
>DAVID LYNCH
>WERNER HERZOG
>Thief and Mohawks is the only true bit of kino he's done...
Actually, just Thief.
>>69281118
>harmony korine in the same breath as those great directors
gross
Lars Von Trier
Spike Jonze
Kubrick
Ridley Scott
Darren Aronofsky
>>69281118
>>ANDY WARHOL
>>HARMONY KORINE
>>JOHN CASSAVETES
>>DAVID LYNCH
>>WERNER HERZOG
You own a beanie. You elbow toddlers on busy streets from your pavement scooter. You are a coffee connoisseur.
>>69280983
I suppose you'd just call it Japanese Cyberpunk. They really emphasize the 'punk' part of that. Like punk music it's about making a statement by being as subversive and unconventional as possible. It's all like a giant middle-finger to everything a movie should be.
>>69281054
If you meant to write 'Red Dragon' there and not 'Manhunter' you've made a mistake. Red Dragon is the lame remake of Manhunter. Mann directed Manhunter. Agree with you on Thief, easily his best movie.
Akira Kurosawa
Steve McQueen
Jeff Nicholes
Asghar Farhadi
Paul Thomas Anderson
>>69281118
>>69281160
I don't know about personality, but I like you guys.
>Hayao Miyazaki
>Paul Thomas Anderson
>Paul Verhoeven
>Nicolas Roeg
>David Cronenberg
>Stanley Kubrick
>Wes Anderson
>Ridley Scott
>Quentin Tarantino
>Akira Kurosawa
I'm not going to pretend they're the best filmmakers ever, but i consistently enjoy everything I've seen that they make/have made
>>69277857
nolan :^)
>>69281174
>If you meant to write 'Red Dragon' there and not 'Manhunter' you've made a mistake. Red Dragon is the lame remake of Manhunter. Mann directed Manhunter. Agree with you on Thief, easily his best movie.
Yeah I meant ManHunter. Brian Cox is really the only bright spot for me. But he is a rockstar as Hannibal.
Thief is incredible. It's such a great story about a man and his job. Serious kino.
>>69281498
Don't forgot that amazing Tangerine Dream score:
https://youtu.be/kVGf2XAXzaA
>>69280925
>964 Pinocchio is definitely more of an acquired taste. It's not as inaccessible as Death Powder but it cam be pretty damn hard to get through if you aren't really into this kind of thing.
cheers bud, I'll check his stuff out. Sounds legit.
![Blind-Guy-Thumbs-Up[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H8XGrkA.jpg "Blind-Guy-Thumbs-Up[1].jpg")
>Sion Sono
>Denis Villeneuve
>Park Chan-Wook
>David Cronenberg
>Ridley Scott
>Leone
>Kubrick
>Tarantino
>Copolla
>Kurosawa
>>69281886
>>Sion Sono
>>Denis Villeneuve
>>Park Chan-Wook
>>David Cronenberg
>>Ridley Scott
I don't know who Sion Sono is but you seem like a pretty based guy who loves movies too much!
akira kurosawa
andrei tarkovsky
pre-senile ridley scott
wong kar-wai
david lynch
Zulawski
Kubrick
Yates
Scott
Cuaron
JJ Abrams
Nicolas Winding Refn
Zack Snyder
Joss Whedon
Quentin Tarantino
>>69282901
you like to be entertained, shocked, and dazzled!
>>69277857
Timid
>>69277961
Faggot who enjoys capeshit and memes
>>69278014
Thinks he's clever
>>69278129
Thinks he's clever
>>69278191
Is a genuine person
>>69278336
Patrician
Antonioni
Wes Anderson
Godard
Jim JarmuschSofia Coppola
>>69283002
Art student female who smokes cigarettes because she wants to look deep and like the velvet underground.
>>69283042
..I'm not even gonna pretend I'm not that...
>>69282603
depressed but cool with it
Vera Chytilova
Luis Buñuel
David Lynch
Godard
Kenneth Anger
Yes I am le epic surrealist
What about me, family: >>69278153
>>69283219
>What about me, family: >>69278153
Humane and wise, friendo, humane and wise...
>>69277857
>Sam Peckinpah
>Robert Altman
>John Ford
>Yasujiro Ozu
>Douglas Sirk
>>69278014
what's your favorite godard?
do you like hsien?
>>69278336
not good
>>69278651
nice
>>69278920
fuck you
>>69280375
i can bet all my money you've only seen tetsuo
>>69281151
korine is worse than warhol?
get fucked pleb
>>69282325
get cancer
>>69282607
poser, you've only seen possession
>>69283101
no richter,jacobs or man ray, get fucked
>>69283821
meh, you get a pass
>>69283963
have not on the silver globe is dope. ive also seen the devil, la femme publique and la'amore braque
>>69284080
amour*
>>69283963
>korine is worse than warhol?
Yes, embryo
>>69283963
>tetsuo
>not even his GOAT flick, Tokyo Fist
You know the drill OP.
You're a faggot.
Todd Solondz
Charlie Kaufman
John Waters
Roman Polanski
Nicolas Winding Refn
>>69284128
tetsuo is the most popular one, also tsukamoto didn't fit in with your other pleb choices, not that tskuamoto isn't for the masses tho
>>69284080
ok, then fuck you for using dope and liking cuaron
>>69284123
letterbox is for plebs
>>69284396
nobody cares shut the fuck up
>>69277857
Orson Welles
Jean Renoir
Sergei Eisenstein
Alfred Hitchcock
Federico Fellini
>>69283963
Take your head out of your ass.
>>69282901
you meme IRL
>Denis Villeneuve
>Akira Kurosawa
>Alfred Hitchcock
>Fritz Lang
>Jean-Pierre Melville
Robert Rodriguez
Shane Carruth
Matt Johnson
Duplass Brothers
James Ward Byrkit
Edward Yang
Jean Luc Godard
Brian DePalma
Michael Mann
Howard Hawks
>>69284128
>Tokyo Fist
My man. One of the great jap films of the 90s.
Scott
Friedkin
Spielberg
Hitchcock
Tarkovsky
>>69279964
>Terrence Malick
You're that one kid in class who wore suit vests with sneakers and was always quoting dumb shit nobody (including yourself) understands to make you look smart
>not a single female itt
>2016
Tarkovsky
Kurosawa
Ozu
Kubrick
Jodorowsky
Antonioni
Malick
Bergman
Soderbergh
Mann
>>69285384
Chantal Akerman is pretty much the only female director worth attention
>>69285530
t. pleb in chief
>>69285530
How about Claire Denis?
>>69277857
Retard
>>69277971
Super retard
>>69278014
Embryo but trying
>>69278129
Retard parading around like he's not
>>69278153
Retard
>>69278191
Try hard retard
>>69278222
Cute
>>69278336
Criterionretard
>>69278388
Nice. Either youre a patrician parent or have patrician parents.
>>69278472
Jump off a cliff
>>69278518
Retard that somehow magically thinks he's not
>>69278651
Same as above
>>69278736
Doesn't know how to count or spell so, by definition, retarded
>>69278804
Funny
>>69278920
Retard
>>69279011
How's middle school?
>>69279220
Nah
>>69279483
Good guy
>>69279521
Embodiment of r/movies
>>69279604
No
>>69279642
Because you're retarded
>>69279803
At least you're trying
>>69279964
Vulgar autist
>>69280375
Unoriginal
>>69280564
Go back to /v/ with your tired memes
>>69280589
Television fag
>>69281118
What the fuck
>>69281160
13 year old atheist
>>69281257
Props on Farhadi, fuck the others.
>>69281333
>>>/a/nti-art
>>69281346
Discovered movies just 2 hours
>>69281886
12 year old that acts superior to everyone
>>69281949
Old greasy fat Italian
>>69282603
t. embryo
>>69282607
There was an attempt but you fell apart after Zulawski
>>69282901
The state of /tv/ '15-'16
>>69283101
Fedoralist*
>>69283821
Old faggot
>>69284123
Nice
>>69284377
No
>>69284514
Meh
>>69284853
No
>>69285013
No
>>69285203
Hell no
>>69285259
Lol
>>69285461
Literally kill yourself please and thank you
>>69285520
Eh
>>69284396
>getting laughed out of threads
>on /tv/ of all places
>>69285706
Where's yours
>>69285728
Bresson
Keaton
Gallo
Ford
Ozu
>>69277857
Film school hipster normie
>Sidney Lumet
>Coen Brothers
>Bong Joon Ho
>David Lynch
>David Fincher
>>69285821
Lol
>>69285821
Pseud obsessed with crafting an identity through the movies he likes and probably sees himself as the neighborhood film buff and next great director or some other delusional autist shit. Probably in film school but not a senior because they still think this shit matters.
>>69285821
>Gallo
Sophomoric contrarian with an axe to grind.
Your other choices are genuinely good - though you still seem on the tail end of some adolescent posturing - which would probably explain why you just went and linked half the fucking thread.
If I had to wager I'd say you're the kind of guy who compiles a list of carefully chosen lauded directors that are hard to dispute - I would bet cash that you appreciate Keaton more than love him, though of course there is no way of proving this - as opposed to putting forward a genuine and honest list. Throw one wildcard name in like Gallo to throw people off the scent and have you seem quirky and precocious to seem plausible and there you have it: instant-made "patrician".
>>69286117
BTFO
>>69286117
Spot on but it actually takes done effort to quote every list itt
>>69286142
Not rly
>>69286117
literally this
i guarantee the kid amounts to nothing artistically and switches to stem like a good little faggot or kills himself
>>69286221
Im not that anon but you're getting way out of hand m8
