I smoke cigars because of Columbo.
I gouged out my right eye because of Columbo.
>>69274555
Loved him in Taking America
>tfw I will never be half as smooth as Columbo
Someone please kill me
Peter Falk was my childhood. Grew up watching him in Murder by Death.
I drive a shitbox because of Columbo.j/k, it's because I'm broke.
>>69274720
Well that's the same reason Columbo drove a shitbox.
Which episode of Columbo is this?
>>69274720
>>69274834
How was he broke if he was a sergeant? Or is it the "cops are underpaid" meme showing itself again?
>>69274555
wait... just one other thing sir......
>>69274893
he was a loo tenant
>>69274893
The "cops are underpaid" meme is referenced many times in the show. He always says he has no money.
Also he's a lieutenant.
>>69274991
>>69275114
Fug
I knew I got the rank wrong
>>69274893
Wife
>>69275358
Oh so it's also the "cop paying alimony from a shitty divorce" meme
>>69275454
Columbo wasn't divorced.
CompaƱero!