Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ice
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afganikush
Harry Potter and the Cherry of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Session
Harry Potter and the Half-Blunt Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hits Part. 1
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hits Part. 2
Which one hit the hardest?
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>>69264703
remember that time they hired literally whos to direct a multi-billion dollar film franchise where you can constantly see chroma key lines around hagrid
>>69264703
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ice
I don't get it
>>69265450
She has a gob on 'er doesn't she.
>>69265610
you put ice in the top of a bong so when you smoke it passes over the ice right before your mouth
>>69265450
Disgusting.
>>69265583
Prove it you whoore.
Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>69265583
Cuaron and yates were fantastic. The series was acclaimed and grossed 7.7 billion. Yates alone in directing 4 films is the sixth highest director of all time less than a hundred million behind Nolan who has double the films. I know that doesnt speak of the quality but they were top notch its why they grossed so much they were well done. Columbus is actually the weak link even tho chamber is good
>>69265751
> lit
> brave new world low tier
Oldest most stale pasta
