Welcome... to John Hammond's Discount Dino Emporium and Chili Cookoff!
>>69242223
Welcome.... To Giraffe Egg park.
>>69242253
what did he mean by this?
did he think the brachiosaurs were giraffes?
Welcome... to Cretaceous Place
>>69242310
Gillian C. Bass laid the eggs off the Costa Costa Rica.
>Wehavatee Rex
>I own the island of the Costa Costa Rica
>I've got a Jet standing by, a Chopper.
>Ice paired no eggs pants
>In twenty, for hours, I'll be accepting Europe. All ages.
>It's a write-up. You're Ally.
>I bring the rock store, I bring the science.
>It's all thanks to the miracle of clowning
>>69242441
what the fuck did he mean by any of this
>>69242223
Wait, when did he escape from Stalag III?!
I thought he was killed by the Gestapo, as well.
>>69242494
Watch closely. The movie is really about hammond going insane.
>>69242645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMMrRmCLXo
>>69242806
What did he mean by this?
who's hungry?
I love hammondposting
>>69242223
why are grant and sattler headbanging? I mean I love metal as much as the next guy, but he's showing them fucking dinosaurs
>>69243122
Lol
Film Theory:
The dinosaurs never existed, that's why you never see them interacting with the guests
>>69242223
Welcome to Geriatric Park
Welcome... to Paedogeddon
welcome... to Autism World!
>>69243717
That metal bar fucking bends. this hippo is so fat, that her weight alone was enough to bend steele, fucking fat people...
>>69243873
>bend steele
>mfw
>>69243537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll7YzrGbM4
Someone already made that joke.
>>69242223
why is dr. grant taking a shit behind hammond?
>>69244004
it's a metaphor of his disapproval of hammond's project that he will voice later on
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>>69244004
Spielberg is a genius
>>69244004
And with his pants on, just like Gennaro did
>>69244004
>>69244924
POTTERY
Why didnt they just clone sexy blonde whores and make an island of sexy blonde whores for me and the other tourists to fuck? We could cum on and inside of them
>>69246919
good question, anyone care to answer?
