Brie Larson hosts
with musical guest Alicia Keys
Why the fuck would anyone watch this show
I watched the show when Frank Zappa hosted (this was 1976, by the way)
SNL was absolutely miserable even back then, wow.
Host
>literally who?
Musical guest:
>Jayz's lover aka "becky with the good hair"
>>69228554
For Brie of course
Best brie
![kev2_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mqXx7IR.jpg "kev2_400x400[1].jpg")
>>69228516stream where
>>69228644
>lover
My nigga Jay Z has some GOAT taste
brie is 2qt
>>69228654
MODS
>>69228644
>thinking swizz beats woman would step down to mr. Cuckarter
![cecily[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4hhly7q.jpg "cecily[1].jpg")
Who /strong/ here?
>>69229632
Is she pregnant?
>Brie Larson
Who?
>>69229714
Most recent Best Actress winner and star of The Fappening
>>69229744
How did this slag get my sport coat? Look at those 70s pockets, I love it
>>69229632
Who /bayer/ here?
>>69229791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XfghwqlmOs
>You will never cook with Vanessa Bayer, even if you don't win her heart with it.
JDIMSA
remember when she was on community?
Brie Larson is cute. CUTE
Whats the name of the chick who voiced Unikitty in The Lego Movie?
>>69230066
Alison Shermerhorn
IT'S STARTING
>>69229632
confirmed best girl
>Church chat
Is this a rerun?
Whoa, Dana Carvey outta nowhere.
dana carvey out of NOWHERE
DANA CARVEY OUT OF NOWHERE
HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING CHURCH LADY
what the fuck?
is this a rerun from 1991?
DAAAAMN
>80% of the viewers don't recognize this bit
That Cruz impression is pretty decent.
>SATAN
>Ted Cruz
SAY ISN'T THAT SPECIAL
SAY IT
SAY IT
EL RATO
hello rato I mean satan
Nice evil laugh.
>Presumptuous
Are they gonna try to get that to stick, too?
Cannot watch this show as long as Kate McKinnon is on it. She's like Wiig turned up to 11 only with none of Kirstens marginal talent. I cant even explain it but just seeing her face fills me with disgust. Absolute hack.
>>69230237
>tangerine tornado
YES
>>69230189
C R E A M E D
>>69230248
Well, she looks pretty hot in that red dress.
>>69229276
Unless you're living abroad or decided to go back to the stone age, there is NO stream. Go be lazy somewhere else.
Goddamn, Vanessa got fat
>>69230300
Her face is a complete boner killer. As is her voice.
SATAN BTFO
Well, off to a good start. Lets see if it lasts.
why cant just one person say "live from new york it's saturday night" anymore
Theyre really going all out for this open
>>69228516
Fuck my dead mother
>>69230293
Is Vanessa prego?
starting with a huge bang!
>>69230338
>Dat Brie
MMMMM
>Muh dick
>>69230327
>>69230369
Imgur?
MILF.
omfg her body is incredible
dat hoverhand
Brie looking good as fuck tonight. Even her mom was too, goddamn.
>>69228516
Niggers
Gamergate Zoe Quinn
>>69230412
Damn, Phoenix is a big woman.
>>69230412
Holy shit... Source?
>>69230369
>>69230097
>>69229744
dang, never realized how much she has it goin' on.
>>69230379
>Implying
What a 'tard in a helmet. Why am I not suprised? Your mother is probably crying for your incompetent exsistence.
KEK
SHILLARY BTFO
>>69230458
>>69230436
fucking use reverse google search you lazy ass
man the political writing on this show is really myopic this year
>>69228516
Niggerfaggot die
>>69230458
Wow relax buddy we're just having fun here
Shillary attempting the Woman Card BTFO
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Harsh.
Prismo!
Oh my god, did you see Nasim in that commercial
I hope the giant black lady shouts tonight!!
>>69228516
>Brie Larson hosts
>with musical guest Alicia Keys
Holy shit how irrelevant and out of touch can you get?
>REHASH
>alien abduction lady
>>69228516
Dead niggers makes me feel food
Aw sweet, its that smoking Kate McKinnon character again. I loved this last time.
>>69230564
>Bane me
Was misspelling "ban" part of your master plan?
Oh hey, Megan Boone on the right
>>69230607
baneing me is parte of my masterplane.
She's already corpsing.
Not as funny without Drive desperately trying not to laugh
>>69230633
yummy
>>69230633
Did we find out who she was sending this to?
>>69230633
those perfectly chewable nips
>>69230633
delete this, that's my gf
>>69230654
me, pls stop sharing these photos
kate's gonna break
And there goes Aidy.
>>69230692
Cecily is taking a back seat tonight for Brie
Whoa, that camel toe on kate
Wouldn't she be uncomfortable letting a lesbian touch her boob?
That was great.
>my fun bun and my mud gun
No!
Fuck Drake.
KOOL KEITH SHOULD KEEP IT REAL
>>69230749
>camel toe
>jeans
yea nah
>>69230760
His album was shit, but he was a great host.
>bobby moinihan doing pizza hut commercials
getting a head start on your post-SNL career, eh, bob?
>>69230760
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
>(YOU)
>>69230785
GOT A REPUTATION FOR DANK MEMES NOW
>(You) used to, (you) used to...
>>69230752
Yeah you can see her bracing herself >>69230747
>>69230783
http://adage.com/article/media/snl-air-fewer-commercials-season/303697/
>NBC's "Saturday Night Live" is paring down its commercial load, with plans to cut about 30% of ads out of the sketch comedy show next season.
>It will do this by removing two commercial breaks per episode, giving viewers more content, said Linda Yaccarino, chairman-advertising sales and client partnerships, NBC Universal.
>And for advertisers, NBC will also be offering a limited opportunity to partner with "SNL" to create original branded content.
>>69230429
For you
Is boco Chad?
>>69230836
Lel, took long enough
>>69230841
I had that thought too
>The let me speak with the manager cut
>The my kids aren't white cut
As far as women sketches go, this one is pretty cruel and funny.
>SNL will never have male writers again
( ._. )
>you will never domesticate sasheer and turn her into a sweet chocolate 1950s housewife
This is some Stepford Wives shit.
what kinda cut you want senpai?
dat cue card reading
>>69230835
>And for advertisers, NBC will also be offering a limited opportunity to partner with "SNL" to create original branded content.
So literally 90% of the skits will be like that Preparation H commercial and they'll all be drinking Miller Light and Diet Pepsi on the show
Leslie is a bad actor
>>69230943
you're just realizing this now?
that was pretty misogynistic
>>69230943
No, really?
Why can't Leslie EVER get a single dialogue across smoothly?!
>>69230951
>>69230981
On the real, I think Brie is ready for breeding.
Brie is pretty hot now, but she's not gonna age well
>>69230981
Such sexy pits
>>69231015
nice cap capsbruh
>>69230989
It's ok because it's written by female writers.....who are all single without children and living in a city.
>>69231008
affirmative action
>>69231026
She already isnt. She looks 30 but she's only ~26
>2016
>still watching Semite Night Live
>>69231026
I actually think she's going to stay attractive and maybe even improve with age. Did you see her mom? Her mom looks great.
Is Alicia Keys the most overrated musician of the 21st century?
>>69231060
>implying there is a big difference at all between 26 and 30
>>69231060
She looked much better during the Fappening. Something must have happened to her between then and now.
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that Leslie has flubbed at least one line in literally every sketch she's ever been in.
>>69231083
How is she overrated if she's not relevant? If anything she's underrated.
>>69231090
she put on clothes
Cmon Alicia, why are you giving in to this fucking electronic beat fad? Why can't you write another song with a great piano riff?
I like this Alicia keys song because it's not predictable vocal gymnastics shit. It's smooth like Chaka Khan.
>AUTOTUNE
>>69231090
Apparently, to prepare for her role in room, she became a shit in and had a similar diet too and she did this for 8 months.
>>69231118
She fucked with her hair.
>>69231122
Seriously, she's changed A LOT. This is awful by her standards.
>>69231122
Record label told her to get wih the program or gtfo
>>69231164
that looks pretty loose
>>69231135
where?
>>69231150
Yep. Told her she needed be more like Beyonce
I mean, she was sitting at the piano between commercials. Then she gets up and forgets about it? Why roll the piano out at all?!
>>69231150
Nah, that was more artistic than something made for the radio and plebes. I loved it.
>yfw weekend update has become the best part of the show
Is this techno fusion?
screenshots of Brie's intro to Alicia?
>>69231190
This has been the case for at least 10 years.
So Justin Timberlake released a new single. When is he gonna show up on SNL?
>>69231233
season finale
count on it
>>69231233
Season finale, hopefully.
did you guys just see an ad for cyberbullying safety?
>>69231214
I love that effect. It looks like a model of a city. very comfy
Alicia Keys looks like she is overdosing on testosterone
>>69231214
Tilt shift lens technique, mastered by Vincent LaForet
>It's a le drumpf episode
>These shitty trump """"'''''jokes""""'''''
>Suggesting to cheat on elections
>butt naked leapfrog at a sacred temple
BOHEMIAN
GROVE
>>69230633
Literally perfect tits.
>cute smile
>cuter laugh
>is what Jennifer Lawrence actually tryhards to be
>can act
Why is she so perfect bros?
>here comes weekend social commentary
>little kid reading news
THIS HSAN'T BEEN FUNNY THE LAST SIX TIMES THEY DID IT, FUCK
>it's a Vanessa being cute sketch
Nice
Vanessa is here to save the day
>>69231344
but it's Vanessa so it gives me a boner
>>69231344
It was never funny. Neither is the Jewish kid bit.
Is this funny? I can't tell.
>>69231285
>every episode isn't free campaign ads for Trump
I wish they would mention actual new Disney/Nick original movies.
It would make it a lot funnier than this outdated caricature.
Vanessa has some good update characters
>>69231358
Here's your (you)
this character is jacob, post-sex change
>>69230866
Nina Samone has come from the dead? Christ Almighty, ain't this a bitch?
>>69231386
will I get a job?
I wanted to hear about those smelly fingers, though.
>>69231337
I wish she had more areola looks like she has boy nips
>>69231358
Got any Chaka Khan albums you'd recommend and download links?
>>69231386
will I ever have sex?
>nude Bruce Jenner with a butchered crotch
I feel ill...
How mad is ESPN that sports illustrated beat them at getting Bruce naked?
Holy shit, the asspain in this episode about Trump is amazing
>Grandparents are insane as they don't like sexual deviants
>No more animals on circus
Wow, progress.
>brazil smashed
>>69231462
>No 7-1 joke
>Implying Brazil can do things
Sometimes I forget that Sasheer Zamata even exists
>>69231492
do people under 30 even know who ron jeremy is?
>>69231430
lol you dummy
>Dur hurr white poiple are eveeel
>sasheer is bombing
justice is so sweet
>>69231505
Naw. They only hear about Hugh Heffner.
I heard this on NPR
>>69231505
they have definitely seen him fuck
people under 30 have watched insane amounts of porn because of smart phones
>>69231524
:(
Fuck the donald
>>69231504
yeah she sucks
and Leslie started out alright but sucks now too
abu zubaydah should be fired for being unfunny
When will this "calling a thug a thug is racist" meme end?
>>69231505
Of course they do
He's just a living meme at this point
But I don't use 'thug' to describe black people. I use it to describe criminals.
This show is unfunny
Poor Sasheer
oh damn
>>69231558
Yeah but they don't watch vintage porn from the fucking 80s/90s
HOLY SHIITE
SHE SAID IT
>saying nigga
Jesus Christ sasheer, if you're gonna go on as yourself, wrote yourself some good jokes. Even YOU got some jeers after saying nigger.
OH SHIT!
That was awful
Why do they even let chinks breed?
dat math joke
top kek
Ursala was a tranny
>trying to score edgy points
Cmon son that was lame
I mean, it's almost 12:30 at night, can't you say whatever you want now?
