Seriously, is there anything this based man can't do?
Be taller than 5'8
Be tall?
Be handsome?
Be not in his fathers shadow?
Be not a degenerate drug addict?
>>69226759
Be good in anything that isn't a superhero movie or indie film.
When will they learn?
>>69226759
Reach the top shelf in the grocery store
Reach the cereal on the top shelf?
Be a Democrat
Drive without a booster seat
His performance in Tropic Thunder is GOAT.
>>69226795
are you fucking kidding me? This guys is way more well known than his father.
Dress like an adult
>>69226897
He means literally.
>>69226759
Learn.
>>69226897
Morton Downey Jr is a fucking legend, you fag
>>69226982
kek
>>69226982
Holy fuck kek
>>69226897
Putney Swope > anything JR has been in
>>69226796
he was the best part about tropic thunder by far
>yfw your son stars in pleb tier popcorn flicks
>>69226982
>tfw shorter than your dad
Is there a worse feeling?
>>69227167
Their faces in the pic say it all.
I wouldn't know as I managed to be 6'3" while my dad was 6'2". It was a close one but I surpassed him.
>>69226759
before the hate posts carry on do remember that he is helping based Mel
>>69227160
YOUR SON DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU
>>69227167
cuck prob
>>69227021
>>69227089
LMAO Take your head out of your ass and get to know your surroundings
>>69227267
YOU CAN SUCK MY ARMPIT
>>69227267
i want to run you over with my car
>>69226982
Holy fuck this is underrated.
>>69226759
play more than one character
>>69226795
>things that this anon can't do
>not be a salty bitch
>>69226759
Fuck another man
>>69226759
Wear flat shoes
>>69226759
be in a successful non-superhero movie
>>69229691
Not sure how it faired at the Box Office, but Zodiac was really good even though he wasnt in the leading role.
Make a good movie.
>>69226759
>based
>man
he's a cream puff
Memorize his fucking lines in A Scanner Darkly.
Seriously, He had to have sticky notes over everything
Act
>>69231653
He did well in it, regardless.
His character was the best in the movie.
>>69226759
he could fuck your mother but he couldn't get the herp meds off the top shelf afterward
>>69231723
I agree he was, just saying that they had to do that
>>69226759
go back in time and prevent his younger self from ruining ally mcbeal?
