post ideas for Seinfeld episodes set in the present day
jery get ipad
>>69225304
kramer says nigger
>>69225304
George is interested in a woman, friends her on Facebook, starts a rather good rapport with her, then learns his FB friend is actually a different woman with the same name.
>>69225304
did elaine's actress die?
>>69225304
>its a kramer mows down a pack of wild filthy niggers at a blm protest
jery get microsoft phone
J G I
four old Jews complain for half an hour
A episode where Kramer jihads a BLM rally.
>>69225398
she was too JUST to be allowed in the photo it's a shame really too much drugs baka
>>69225398
>>69225569
???
>>69225304
>post ideas for Seinfeld episodes set in [CURRENT YEAR]
ftfy
>>69225304
>I can't believe it Jerry, First the niggers think their lives matter, now we got these ragheads coming in town building mosques, and don't even get me STARTED on the trans bathroom issue
>>69225304
george accidentally downloads CP , becomes paranoid the FBI is after him. Conspires with kramer to bury computer in the woods in NJ , while doing so they get attacked by a bear.
>>69225539
Julia louise-dreyfus and Kramer aren't Jews. JLDs father was half Jewish but she doesn't identify as a jew.
>>69225613
>>69225398
This is her now
Jerry deals with media backlash after a Twitter battle with a trans heckler.
George dates a woman who's into bedazzling.
Elaine uses the gender card to win a client's account over an older more well-liked Jewish colleague.
Kramer and Newman become competing Uber drivers.
>55
>>69225766
perfect.
off yourself pedo
Elaine tries to run for public office
Jerry becomes obsessed with bees and pitches a movie idea for NBC
George and Kramer attend a BLM rally
>>69225787
mommyfu
kramer says nigger
Jerry sees Babu Bhatt in an ISIS video and reminisces on whether or not his failed visa renewal led to him becoming a terrorist
Jerry, George and Kramer mourn Elaine on the 15th anniversary of her death on 9/11
Bob Sacamano Jr shoots a Dominican kid in "self defense" and the gang is torn whether or not Sacamano was in fear for his life
Jerry Seinfeld and George give Kramer the cold shoulder after Kramer accidentally snapchats a pic of his errect penis to all of his friends
>>69225873
>you're such a nasty boy! you want mommy to drink your youth nectar again?
Elaine pitches the 'Bedouin full-face bandana' for J. Peterman's next travel-wear catalogue - offending Jerry's new Persian girlfriend. Kramer discovers Persians are Iranians and attempts to subtly get an explanation for the naming difference. George yet again finds himself mistaken for a notable white supremacist when he tries to woo a Trump campaign aid.
>>69225919
>the gang
back to r/4chan with you
Everyone comes out of Jail. Only to their suprise, all their parents are dead. Kramer tries to summon Georges father' ghost
>>69225945
mommy just give me a few million dollars, grampa doesn't have to know
>>69226035
sure thing hun
>"What the hell is that?"
>"What's what, Jerry."
>"That thing on your head, George!"
>"Oh this? It's my fedora."
>"Well take it off."
>"No way! It makes me look sophisticated."
>"You look like you're going to jump in a Caddilac and smuggle liquor into the country."
>Kramer enters
>"Oh hey, cool hat, George."
>"See?"
bow chicka bum du wah waaaah
>Kramer and George walking around NYC in fedoras, tipping their hats to everyone
>a group of college students wearing fedoras walk past
>they tip their hats to each other
>they decide to follow the cool college kids
>they follow the fedora kids into a library where Richard Dawkins is promoting his new book
>George looks around the auditorium and sees everyone is wearing fedoras
>>69225304
I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this
Someone post the bane one
https://mobile.twitter.com/seinfeldtoday?lang=en
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>>69225757
JLD is jewish, you moron
>>69225787
>3 billion dollars net worth
fucking how
>>69225304
"SHES WAS A MAN JERRY! A MAN!"
"SO WHAAAAT ITS TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN GEORGE, SOMETIMES WOMEN HAVE PENISES"
"that is NOT ACCEPTABLE JERRY"
>>69225787
She's hot as fuck on Veep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dXBC6R_rxk
Kramer buys a virtual reality headset
>J: So how'd things go with Stacey last night?
>G: Great, just great! *snort*
>J: What happened!?
>G: Well, we were in the bedroom...and before we start to get into things, she says in my ear that she wants me to...
>J: She wants you to what?
>G: I believe it's called...."cuckolding"
>J: Cuckolding? What's that?
>G: You know...when another man is in your bed...while you watch.
>J: She wants you to watch? Why would she want that?
>G: I don't know, Jerry!
>J: So what'd you say?
>G: Well I said yes! How could I say no?
Kramer enters
>J: Hey Kramer, get this. George's girlfriend wants him to watch!
>K: Watch what?
>J: You know, watching another man go at it with your girl.
>K: Oh, cuckolding! Well why'd you agree to that George?
>G: I don't know, Kramer...
>K: Tell you what, I'll help you out.
>G: You will? You'll talk to Stacey for me?
>K: Oh, not quite.
>G: Then what?
>K: I'll be her bull.
>>69225787
mor liek sixdy nine lmao
sex
>>69225349
First post best post
>>69225551
... by accident. That would be the fucking shit
>>69225703
You should be a writter.
