What is it you love most about him? What makes him the best?
>>69201680
am I supposed to be able to read that shit?
>>69201680
>not having the credit card killing advice in the OP
You're a fucking shit seagal
Seagal posters once again confirming that they are unabashedly redditors.
>>69201680
fuck off to reddit
>>69201704
Just open the image in a new tab you retard.
dey took her
>>69202141
....................................well i'm sorry to hear that
Why are people being so mean to him?
>>69202303
Because he's a major scumbag.
>>69202303
Apparently he raped a bunch of women and drove a tank through a house and killed someone's dog
But mostly because he snatches birthdays
>>69202303
its fun to pick on a confused 70 year old man.
>>69202303
>feeling bad for a literal bully
lol
Even Steven Seagal is a meme now? What's this world coming to
>>69202471
have you seen machete?
>>69202366
He bullies only people who deserve bullying.
>Hey there Sensei Seagal!
>>69202510
He bullied based Leguizamo for laughing at him for acting like a tool
>>69201680
>all those snide beta male redditor quips
>>69202471
He was a meme 10-15 years ago. It's all gotten a bit old now.
>>69202605
>Leguizamo
He's an insecure manlet, probably provoked Steven with his bitchy passive-agressive attitude.
>>69202303
He snatched a dog's birthday
>>69202674
Steven came on set and said "I am the law"
Leguizamo burst out laughing
Steven punched him and had a fat cry in his dressing room afterwards.
Remember the time Steven Seagal acted like a black man while the cameraman and editor were on shrooms? Good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPZ936W4Cw
>>69202674
Seagal cant handle the bantz, also J leg is tiny so senpai could safely pick a fight with him.
>>69202471
Are you underage? Seagal's career was a meme before 4chan existed.
Putin likes him. I'm inclined to agree with him. Who do you agree with, the redditors?
>>69201680
>I will not being doing Expendables 4
>Well I'm sorry to hear that
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ORZPExIKLY
>>69202719
Steven just used a buddhist metaphore. "I am the law" means he wanted to share his wisdom and experience with the people on set, because he thought they were his friends. Angry manlet spic could not handle the fact that someone could be so humble and honest that he had to sperg out and poison everyone with his bitter bitch-like behaviour until Seagal gave him a quick lesson about karma.
The fact that Steven cried afterwards just shows his compassion and deep saddnes about the state of the world we live in.
>>69202903
what a beautiful human being
a demigod really, at this point
someone like the pope or dalai lama should already bestow this title upon him
>>69202900
Look at this grand specimen. He puts every ant into the most painful lock possible before they even get in spitting distance. They throw themselves to the floor to avoid having this titan literally rend them asunder. I pity their bones and praise this man.
That's it? He replied to 10 fucking questions?
>>69202900
It's easy to throw people around when they don't move or resist.
>>69202903
Literally this. All the manlet was doing was producing negative energy, and hurting everyone's qi.
>>69203024
You think he has time for you?
>>69203024
he's a busy fucking guy
>>69203042
>implying
Steven Seagal may not have been the most critically aclaimed actor but he is a 7th-dan black belt. He also was the first foreigner to operate a Dojo in Japan. Steven Seagal mastered Karate to such a level that he is considered to have one of the best forms.
>>69203024
A few words of wisdom are better than a book full of stupidity.
>>69203078
LOL. That's a performance dude. You don't throw around people like that in real life. The attackers literally throw them selves around like rag doll. That's not how real fighting works. None of those moves would work in a real situation.
>>69202976
He actually recognized as the reincarnation of a Buddhist master by some monastery.
But he did give them a buttload of cash.
>>69203024
he was too busy snatching underage punani in Thailand
>>69202762
It's hilarious how he's pretending to be both italian, japanese, native american AND fucking black at the same time.
>>69202903
>I am the Law
>mfw Seagal drove Javert to suicide
>>69202762
Oh god, the cuts here are so fucking horrible.
>mfw he actually claims to have helped the CIA on special assignments in the 80's
Steven Seagal is what Mac from it's always sunny would be like if he was real, and somehow famous.
>>69202762
What the FUUUUUUCKKK
Is this the actual theatrical release or has google's auto steadicam tried to fix the motion? He fucking TELEPORTS like the ghost from deliver us from evil
>>69201680
>r*ddit "humor"
>>69202789
I'm far from underage (i'm 30), i guess i must have been living under a rock
>>69203227
Prove that he didn't, bitch.
>>69203540
http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/profiles/steven_seagal1.htm
>Late in 1988, a former soldier of fortune and treasure hunter named Randy Widner invited Seagal, Goldman and another man to hunt for treasure off the coast of Barbados. At that time, Seagal had been telling Goldman that he'd been a U.S. Navy SEAL. Evidently this was one frogman who did not take well to water. As Goldman recalls, "Randy was driving [a Zodiac raft] in circles while Steven and I carried the gear out to him. The surf was unbelievable, really tough... He started screaming and panicking and was sure he was going to die and all that crap." Goldman says Seagal had to be helped onto the vessel. "Wildner had to pull Seagal by his hair; I pushed his ass onto the boat with my shoulder." Later that evening, Goldman says, he realized that Seagal could not read a compass or a map. (Seagal describes himself as "autistic with numbers.") With that, Goldman says, he totally dismissed the notion that Seagal had ever been involved in any covert operations.
>In his letter to the Times reporter, Goldman wrote that Seagal "would surely die of starvation if he was given a compass and a map that led to a restaurant five miles away."
>>69203296
>He fucking TELEPORTS like the ghost from deliver us from evil
Its the power that comes from snatching all that punani, son.
That and creating a time paradox that keeps repeating the same occurence of instability in time over and over again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd5aWcg0Hc
>>69203585
It was just a prank, bro. He was goofing around.
>>69202762
EASY!
>>69203585
Oh man, this article.
I'd love to see Stolen Valor get on his case about his supposed service.
>>69201720
ONE
>>69204040
MILLION
>>69202620
Hurr, implying those faggots arn't just /tv/ users.
get this reddit trash out of here
>>69202303
>he snatched their birthdays
>>69201680
>What makes him the best?
His service to his god and country in CIA and his loyal service to the good folks of Arizona as Chief Sheriff.
>>69203844
Unless he's claiming benefits or accepting charity I think they have bigger fish to fry
>>69201680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=338D3HTto6M
This did for me.
also check
>>69203110
>real fighting
he's not a multiple black belt in real fighting though, is he? he does martial arts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyxe1PMXGBM
Are Seagal posters the new Fraser posters?
>>69205148
Our time has finally come!
>>69204304
No
Back to rēddit
>>69205148
Please dont forget the Brendan. Remember the Alamoni.
>>69205250
>>69205279
Seagal should be the next James Bond.
>>69202510
So that dog deserved to be bullied by being killed by a tank?
So was Seagull really abducted by a Crime family?
>ex CIA
>fluent in 8 languages
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Honorary Russian
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana collection
>Native American heritage
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
>Russian heritage
>Vegetarian
>Animal Lover
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Spetznazies
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>Better shooter than Jeff Cooper & Jerry Miculek
>Grew his hair back
Is Seagal most badass Celebrity in the world?
>>69201680
>/tv/tards completely at home in reddit
and nobody was surprised
>>69205601
You can add another fact to that list.
He claims that on the day of Brandon Lee's death, he was called minutes after the fact and they were telling him "he was shot with a blank" and he said "no, there's a bullet in his body, if you look inside you will find the bullet that killed him" and then they checked and told him he was amazing.
>solved the mystery of Brandon Lee's death
>>69201680
>always thought Seagal deserved to become a mene
>when it does it's a forced reddit-tier meme
fuck you cunts, for this and for ruining 4chan
go kill urselves
>le punani le snatched birthdays
he deserves better than that, he is a toptier lolcow
Didn't he also train the Taliban?
>>69205900
>he deserves better than that
What? He's a piece of shit and deserves to be completely forgotten.
>>69205692
>he actually said this
>>69205148
He's one of the living memes.
>>69205934
>He's a piece of shit and deserves to be completely forgotten.
No, he deserves to laughed at until there's no one left to laugh at his shit.
>>69205692
Holy shit!
Did he order the hit on Brandon Lee as a fuck you to Bruce? Is that how he knew?
>>69206416
>Seagal
>ordering a hit
why would martial arts trained ex CIA operative order a hit on someone?
>>69206481
>Seagal gets around to the point of the meeting, pullin gout of a drawer a confidential profile of Goldman assembled by private investigators. Strickland, long aware that Seagal can be hotheaded, finds this something of an overreaction to a squabble over a screenplay. But the dossieris peants compared to what happens next. "I'd like you to do me a favor," says Mr. Ovitz's fair-headed boy, reaching under the table and pulling out an attache case. "I'd like you to kill Gary Goldman."
probably because they were discrediting his lies or he felt slighted or otherwise upstaged by them.
>>69203078
Aikido, not karate. And the only reason he was able to operate a dojo was because he took it over after his father in law retired. Lots of people think he only married his Japanese wife to be able to do that. Speaking of his ex-wife, she's also gone on record as saying that the only reason he received his first black belt was that his judge fell asleep during the test.
Even among people who do Aikido, which is regarded poorly by other martial arts, he's a joke.
>>69205927
Why do you think Kelly LeBrock left him?
>>69207014
John Leguizamo, who you think you're fooling? You think you can just come on /tv/ and spread lies about legendary martial artist Steven "The Gun" Seagal? Not so fast bud. That won't cut it here.
>>69201704
do you have corn flakes in your brain or something?
>>69206416
>Did he order the hit on Brandon Lee as a fuck you to Bruce? Is that how he knew?
I got another fact for you, right after dropping that bomb he says: "I know what really went on behind the scenes, things people don't know about, but I'm gonna stop right here". (not exact quote)
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YDvGy0-p9M (about 20mins in, short story)
Did he ever have do a movie together with some well known actor? I can't think of any title. I've heard Seagal is horrible to work with.
>>69207541
>I knew Bruce Lee, he was a great guy. But he would always put other people, other martial arts down
>He never really had anything bad to say about me
>He knew I grew up in Asia, and that I had a half-Asian kid around the same age as Brandon, but Brandon looked whiter
Holy shit. I wonder if the mob stuff he's hinting at has anything to do with the coverup of how he and Bruce Lee were childhood buddies and how Bruce was in awe of how Asian Seagal is.
And who the fuck are "they" and why would they call some random action star for advice in the middle of the night for medical advice?
>>69202762
I don't know what is even going on half the time. Why is the screen pulsating?
>>69207720
>not calling Sensei Steven in the middle of the night to seek counsel when you are lost
top pleb
>>69202605
To be honest Leguizamo acted very unprofessional. Even if another actor can't act at all in a scene, I doubt any actor would laugh at other actor's face. They're both assholes.
>>69202303
millenial memery
doesn't mean anything, they just use him as a crutch for more meaningless memery
>>69207664
well there was executive decision.
I think that was the only film he ever did where he wasnt top billing.
>>69203078
its not Karate dude, its Aikido, a "martial art" that doesnt have tournaments or any defined rules.
>>69207897
It wasn't during a scene. I doubt many if any actors would laugh at another for being wooden in a schlocky action movie.
This was apparently during the first rehersal, Steven came in with his usual act and John thought it was a joke. This is all according to John of course.
>>69202510
No he bullies people because he's a retarded fat fuck with an inferiority complex, bullies aren't always that different from their targets actually
>>69201680
They should ask about Jean-Claude Van Damme challenging him.
>>69208069
Hi DMX
>>69202510
lolcows deserve to be bullied in funny ways, there is nothing funny about the memery in the OP
>>69208069
You're talking about your father ain't you? I'm sorry he wasn't what you wanted him to be but there's no need to vent it by insulting some guy you don't know.
>>69202630
Wait until he snatches every mother fucking birthday today and see how old it is
>>69202342
>drove a tank through a house and killed someone's dog
That's pretty fucking boss
>guy obviously have a problem with pathological lying
>world makes fun of him
You'll feel sorry once it happens to one of your relatives.
>>69207664
>>69207973
Machete kinda sorta counts, excluding the star Danny Trejo, it's got some real actors in it. And he dies by seppiku too because no one man is allowed to kill Seagal.
>>69205250
Steven should help Brendan grow his hair back.
>Steven Seagal wrote Above the Law
Holy shit, I didn't know that. He might be a meme now, but he definitely got talent back then.
What is considered the best Seagal movie aside from Above The Law?
>>69209574
well that gonna cost FIFTY THOUSANDS DOLLARS at least.
>>69209974
youstillsorebouthatfiftybucks?
>>69209974
Or about 59.99 if he does like Seagal and get a wig and a magic marker.
>>69210048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
Anyone else see code of honor yet? It is pure seagalcore
>>69202303
He runs like a girl and is a pathological liar
>>69210619
It's basically fat operator punisher
>>69210668
Steven hasn't ran for 15 years.
>>69210706
Is it safe to say that Seagal has transitioned from his russian phase to american operator phase?
>>69210830
They just fast forward him walking
>>69210830
No shit, even he caught on to the fact that he can't run like a man after he made Above the Law.
>>69210886
>>69210830
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
>>69203078
>>69207014
He married the daughter of a Japanese man who owned dojo(s?) in Japan. The man was elderly, and Seagal pressured him to a) open more dojos and b) give more and more responsibility for running them to Seagal. Shortly after Seagal was legally given total ownership of the dojos, he divorced his wife and distanced himself from her family.
tldr; Seagal is a total douche.
>>69210875
>>69210915
>https://m.youtube.com
GET OUT
>>69210830
>The only reason Seagal is so fat is because he's too self-conscious about his running to exercise
That's pretty tragic
Fucking redditcucks
>>69210915
Damn, looks like Marked for Death and Hard to Kill but I can't believe he still tried running on screen after Above the Law, must have been forced to by the director.
>>69207541
https://youtu.be/3YDvGy0-p9M?t=24m28s
Jesus Christ...
>>69202303
Because they are nu-male redditors, a passive-agressive creature by nature that enjoys preying on the person who is "wrong" aka beating a dead horse en masse.
We make fun of him here because he is a walking meme, but we are actually better people than your average cowardly Redditor who behaves like a hyena when he thinks is rightful.
>>69211013
>That's pretty tragic
and not
>I'm sorry to hear that
C'mon man, why even post
>>69211013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLQHJ54ZE5o
>>69210915
>that kinography at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s-7Vp6MrY4
a true,, genius
>>69211059
>sushi instead of donuts.
Based.
>>69211097
This mutha ain't white
>>69201680
what's going on here.tarantino
is reddit tolerable now?
>>69211059
>all that daily mercury intake
>with the radiation from japan
that would explain alot of shit
Seagall is a national treasure, the delusions of grandeur are second to none.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jIlljXq2Y
>>69211177
/tv/ raided reddit, why are people against
>>69203527
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkfnrUI5Z8
>>69211177
We needed answers
>>69211177
/tv/ snatched another AMA from reddit by downvote spamming legit questions and upvoting the dank ones
>>69205601
>honorary black belt in Shibari
Lol
>>69211332
fucking lol you beautiful autistic retards
>>69211332
/tv/ gets results while the angry stupid chief here >>69211177 berates them
pottery
>this thread
http://www.speechpathologyguru.com/why-children-with-autism-repeat-lines-from-movies-or-tv-shows-a152/
>>69211512
now THIS is reddit
>>69211512
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69211603
cuz now
>>69211638
I will snatch EVERY motherfucker birthday
>>69202762
>I guess you wanna talk to my fist
>>69201680
>leaving in the edgy criticism responses
Full cringe. Should have just been his responses to questions, not everyone going "ACTUALLY.."
>>69210850
I notice he does allot of sniping now, probably because he cant move much.
>>69211332
>>69202246
'cause now...
>>69211031
>Can I laugh in your face?
>Do I think Michael Jai White is a tough guy or martial artist? No.
>Do I think JCVD is a tough guy or a martial artist? No.
>>69202762
2008? I imagine this was their attempt at sort of a Crank styled action editing and just failed horribly..
>>69211783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8IoTAMQmDQ
>>69207664
He was in a movie with DMX in the 90's. I saw it in theaters, but I don't remember the name. I do remember laughing a lot. I guess DMX doesn't count as a well known actor though.
>>69211783
Makes me wonder if he's aware of what he's saying half the time.
>>69211857
That would be exit wounds
His last non fat movie
>>69211880
Isn't there a scene where he gets shot in the back and then gets back up and says something like "always wear a back vest"?
>you will NEVER live in an alternate universe where Steven Seagal actually did every single one of those things
why live
>>69211857
>>69211880
That one I remember was pretty ok as far as action movies go.
>>69208211
Dubs of truth.
>>69211783
https://youtu.be/3YDvGy0-p9M?t=37m20s
>>69202303
>>69207952
>>69211035
Have you niggers really never heard of teh lulz?
>>69212363
I doubt half this board even knows what kiwi farms is or its predecessor.
>>69202900
I don't see anything 'wrong' with the technique. Just that this stance is silly IRL. What are the chances you're going to be a) aware of an attacker and b) facing them. By all means this would work b/c you can catch their hands/easily break them but lol that's not how fights go down....
>>69204226
PERCENT
>>69204040
>>69204226
>>69212963
can someone explain this meme to me?
>>69212955
You forget that Seagal trained Shotokan, Muay Thai and other martial arts aside from Aikido.
>>69201680
I don't think anyone who drives a tank into your house has to apologize for anything.
>>69202303
muh birthdays
>>69202605
He looks like he plays in a Smashmouth cover band
>>69205601
>Serbian citizenship
I'm Serbian and this angers me a lot. He basically came, hung out with our politicians, and they behaved like little fangirls around him.
He got this citizenship for free, like cigarettes at the cornershop, while thousands of Serbian refugees from ex-yu countries are suffering to get it for 20 years.
The worst part is that they were bragging about this as if this was some kind of meaningful accomplishment for our country.
>>69205250
You can actually pinpoint the moment Brendan snaps back to reality and realizes how far he's fallen.
>>69213239
Someone asked him if it was possible to kill someone with a credit card and he replied it was "one million percent possible".
>>69201680
>What makes him the best?
Absolutely nothing.
>>69202762
>takes 5 mins to beat up two guys
>punches one guy for a minute straight
>never out of breath
>hair is perfect
>>69202900
>pity clapping by the audience
Seagal's legendary fight with Jean Claude Van Damme at 0:20
https://youtu.be/nkskuSXqUD0?t=20s
>>69203078
>he actually thinks Seagal is good at a real martial art
He's a master of stepping out of somebody's way, provided his target is charging at him.
He's an okay matador provided the bull is human sized.
Seagalposting is the spiciest meme of 2016 and there's nothing you can do about it
>>69213837
Well, I'm sorry to hear that....
>>69213790
Was he ever that thin?
>>69213573
Fuck, there are like at least five moments from where I'm sitting.
>>69213893
His one redeeming quality is that he's very tall. Those were his skinnyfat years.And he actually did run from Van Damme after saying he could kick his ass at a party. He ran twice.
>>69204874
Yeah, all those chickens and that puppy definitely deserved what they got.
>>69202346
He's had the mentality of a confused 70 year old man his entire life.
>>69207072
Systematic rape and mental cruelty
>>69211035
award for the cringiest post of the week goes to you
>>69213578
I don't see why it wouldn't be.
>>69214294
Well yeah, that. And because he's Taliban.
>>69201680
i love when he operates
>>69213950
Was that the party that Stallone hosted? The setup alone seems very unlikely.
>>69212508
Hi Null
>>69202303
Because he's an ISIS sympathizer.
>>69214374
>still no edit with Punani in the place of Konami
>>69214730
Was about to post that, I assume the guy just forgot or is busy.
>>69214376
You've never been to a party where some fat douchebag got drunk and said he could kick somebody's ass?
The setup is about as cliche'd as it gets. Seagal's famously overbearing and it would be well within his character to pick a fight he had no chance in, and to subsequently chicken out when the fight was actually on.
Also Stallone had no real reason to lie. Why wouldn't he just say Seagal ran away from him?
>>69214820
This is pre-historic stuff, does an actual source or citation even exist on this anymore? Anything will do.
>>69214376
Many who went to that party backed up his claim, though. It's very likely.
SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THE OPERATOR WEBMS
>>69214865
Other than the word of Stallone and a shitload of others who backed him up, all I could find was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FbRDgX9oJc
They hated each other. Van Damme, being an actual martial artist, is likely right to laugh at what a joke Seagal actually is. Aikido is awful.
>>69214296
>cringe
do you know what cringe is?
its literally your loser self projecting
>>69202605
>>69213553
He looks like MxPx's lead singer kind of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YDvGy0-p9M
This whole interview holy shit
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69213565
But he is training your special forces.
He's surpassing his deadly Aikido and CIA skills for your police forces so that they can become even more effective in counter-terrorism stuff.
>>69215170
I'm telling you guys, it's a goldmine.
>>69215196
When he gets asked about claiming he's Asian:
>I have a picture of my dad's family, they have squinty eyes and are wearing Asian-looking clothes
>I don't know what they were, maybe Russian Mongols, but they look Asian.
>>69214374
>>69215170
He would've been the perfect Dan Hibiki in the 90s to early 00s if there ever was a Street Fighter movie then and if he could ever not take himself seriously and laugh it all off.
>>69215189
Because there is no one else here to train them. We have made up our own version of Aikido:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Aikido
Our special forces are among the best in Europe (i cant prove it, i just heard this somewhere).
I am not mad at him, he's a clown. I blame our retarded government.
>>69215428
based anon
>>69215428
Here man
>>69214730
>>69214770
there you go familia
>>69215470
Every special forces in the world pretend they're the best. That's the point of special forces
>>69215555
quads confirm, the official seagal general picture is in the buidling
>>69215555
superior version
>>69215555
Masterpiece
>>69214376
>The setup alone seems very unlikely
Why's that?
>>69202342
He was trying to stop a cockfighting ring,
Oh the ironing
>>69215973
>tfw steven could kill them all at once
do you think he has a katana in that coat?
>>69215973
OH SHIT
I was under the impression that Seagal is such a loner that he never hang out with other actors and it was the reason that he never made a movie together with another movie star. Well until I learned that he starred along side motherfucking Kurt Russell that one time.
>>69215635
My point is, our special forces dont need HIM to train them.
What do you think about my humble Seagal collection
>>69216211
He actually was in the Hollywood scene from say 1989-1996, and I have absolutely no idea how that was even possible.
>>69216243
One has to ask, why?
>>69201680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq_xnvScrHo
>perfect opportunity to ask him what does it take to change the essence of a man
>no one does it
Reddit really is shit.
>>69216285
>why?
That pictures elicits a LOT of "why's"
1)The Above the Law action figure
2)Lightning Bolt with mind controlling fungus
3)Book on the ass (kicking?) films of Steven Seagal
4)The magazines
5)The huge laserdisc for Marked for Death
6)The beta tape for Out for Justice
7)The Above the Law tape that is smaller than the regular one (what is that?)
8)What is that reel thing on the bottom right? Whatever it is, it has some weird Seagal stuff on it
9)The music CDs are par for the course for a fan, some stars do that on the side like Willis and Reeves.
10)And last but not fucking least, the Celebrity Guide to Wine with Seagal and LeBrock, jeezus christ just burn that shit man.
>>69215555
Quads of the gods
Also, thanx for the edit
>>69201680
FUCK YOU, REDDIT.
FUCK YOU, BUDDY.
>>69216284
Say what you will about him but the movies he starred in were decent given the time.
>>69205601
>International sex symbol
>>69216708
When will they learn?
>>69216494
>Bruce Willis can play a harmonica
>Keanu Reeves is a bassist
I had no idea. This thread blew my mind.
>>69216708
>>69216494
>7)The Above the Law tape that is smaller than the regular one (what is that?)
its betamax
>>69216997
Wait a sec, so what's the Out for Justice tape then, it's small as hell?
>>69216737
Never ever
have you niggers seen this?
>>69217099
putin could actually clean the floor with obama
>>69216737
>>69217099
shut your gay face you weak western homos. Putin is best.
I am Russia i am hard, my brother is Russia army he is hard, Putin was KGB hes ultra hard badass.
Putin is better than you gay presidents. Putin will invade your weak countries you western gay man.
putin is badass he drive as motorcycle with bike gang
>>69217166
>Patricia Anne Fisher, a medical technician and Samueal Seagal, a HIGH SCHOOL MATH TEACHER
So what the FUCK is Seagal talking about being in Japan as a kid because of his father on some military-related business over there?
This rabbit hole never ends, he just keeps on giving.
>>69217226
>overcompensating this hard
>>69217277
>caring about that
>not his IMDB page describing him as "striking and somewhat boyishly handsome (with a ponytail)"
>>69217342
That's classic Seagal man, or one of his paid "assistants"
>You a tough guy?
>>69217511
>Seagal goes kike hunting
Have you guys actually seen A Good Man? I started it last night and its so terrible I couldn't stop laughing.
Seagal pulling out a katana out of fucking nowhere (twice) is the main plot device in the first 45min of the movie
Steve seagal is the living fusion of The Navy Seal copypasta and katana wielding alpha males
>>69217788
it does look amazing
somebody please post the fight scene with him cutting people's hands off in an office
