Fuck your couch, Jerry. FUCK YOUR COUCH!
Buy a new one you rich motherfucker
What did he mean by this?
was george rick james' protege?
jeri get ipad
George really needs some help
JEWNOSES
JEWNOSES
>Hook nose having motherfuckers. They shoulda never gave you kikes money!! you don't know how to appreciate shit. WHAT AM I GONNA DO BOUT MY LEEEGS JERRY SEINFELD
>>69166906
What's the deal... With USB ports? Why is it always the wrong way round? I mean, I get it... But it's always the wrnog way round! What's up with that?
>>69167506
Joke already dated, we have usb3 now
>>69167625
Why
>Americans wear shoes in the house
>>69167868
>Having carpet
>>69167868
it's retarded right? but i do have one question for you foreigners
when you have parties is it a bunch of people chillin in just their socks or????
>>69167868
what happens is someone has foot odor? do yo pretend it doesn't exist?
>>69167868
so you guys just walk around barefoot stepping in broken glass and sawdust?
>>69168080
>American homes have their floors covered with broken glass and sawdust.
>>69168080
In Europe and other parts of the world, particularly the developed world, many homes actually have their floors covered with a soft, woven fabric called a carpet. This means that, even without shoes, the floor can be walked on safely and comfortably.
>>69167894
yes
>>69167625
This wasn't even moderately amusing, and I get the subject matter.
>>69168893
>carpet
wouldn't it just get all burnt up from spent ammunition when someone starts shooting?
>>69168109
yeah we're hoping to finish the renovations soon sorry about that
>>69167625
>>69167894
Set up the garage with furniture, pool table, whatever for parties.
>>69167625
>>69170761
kill yourselves
>>69170651
This
Americans aren't as dumb as they seem
Also
>walking without shoes on non-carpeted floors is dangerous and/or uncomfortable
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
>>69170761
lmao
>>69170685
its ok man but its abit irresponsible to invite me and the kids over
you know they fall over sometimes right?
seeya later asshole, get your shit together, youre a mess.
