Commander on deck, give me your report /tv/.
>>69164229
eat a bag of dicks, sir.
>>69164229
can't report, stuck in sickbay
malfunction in the holodeck running a routine that involves emily blunt stepping on my balls
this is Pegasus actual
>>69164229
IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE, SIR.
>>69164229
>Hey Starbuck did i ever tell you about my mob lawyer dad and my gay assassin uncle? they were friend with the guy who invented the Cylons, his daughter became a cylon too, no joke!
>>69164229
"Sir, Starbuck has decided to fuck the whole crew again"
>>69164381
its even worse, cylons were actually invented by a 12 year old girl
jesus caprica was fucking shit
YOU CAN'T RAPE A MACHINE
>>69164386
*Ellen
>>69164395
>jesus caprica was fucking shit
not liking gay space mafia and robot morman cult people
>>69164229
The plan is that they have no plan and god did it, sir!
Dr Baltar, I'm CAP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7mHXt5Mopo
>>69164229
"Commander I've realized all the toasters are outdated CGI and therefore not real. If we just ignore them we'll be fine"
IT'S IN THE FRAKKEN WALLS!!!!
threadly reminder gaius baltar did nothing wrong
>>69164922
>cause the genocide of the human race
>give a nuclear weapon to a cylon, who then used it to kill thousands of people
yeah alright
>>69164946
did you not hear Apollos dope ass speech in season 3 trial?
he swayed me
>>69164922
if being the most selfish character in the history of television isn't wrong, then sure
hot dog was a really bad character
>>69164300
So beautiful.
>>69164342
BUT THEN AGAIN WHO DOES?