What does /tv/ think of this?
A film directed by Robert Rodriguez starring John Malkovich that's set 100 years in the future, and won't be released until 2115.
>>69145943
>Robert Rodriguez
I'm not missing out.
Couldnt give a shit if I will never see it
Also Rodriguez is a hack
It's like that Wu Tang album, except this time absolutely no one gives a shit.
>>69145943
>there will never be a movie about a bunch of thieves that steal it and upload it to the internet
>>69146029
>inb4 Shkreli buys this too
it's the most John Malkovich thing I've ever heard of
>>69146029
>Wu Tang makes an album that none of their fans can buy
>Everybody is pissed off at the person who buys it
>Nobody is pissed off at Wu Tang themselves for being greedy cocksuckers.
>>69146399
Plenty of people, including myself, were pissed at the clan.
I'm actually seeing Ghost on Monday and I'm tempted to wait around to try and ask him if he even agreed with that shit.
>>69145943
>Robert Rodriguez
and nothing of value is lost
>inb4 they change their minds and screen it next year
spy kids 3D over here making a film for the ages
>>69145943
this is an amazing idea desu... wish I could see something someone made 100 years ago about what they thought the present would be like. I find it so fascinating
>>69146512
He undoubtedly did not.
Apparently it's just an advertisement for a liquor company, Remy Martin Liquor. All the copyrights and etc. of the film are owned by that company.
>>69145943
Wow it's gonna be 2 years later than that stupid Trials Evolution wow it's nothing
At least Peter Molyneux tends to work on shorter time spans
I'm still hype for The Day the Clown Cried tho
In 100 years, it's highly unlikely that the technology to play the film will even exist outside of the hands of a few collectors.
>>69146630
wew
>A movie no one will ever see is set to have a display at this year’s Cannes Film Festival.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/05/cannes-film-festival-100-years-movie
Nice little PR thing though.
>>69146723
>apparently
It's splashed all over that poster.
>SPONSORED BY REMY MARTIN
>PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjdA_rocHms
>Comments are disabled for this video.
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>From the director that made Spy Kids 4D and Sharkboy And Lavagirl comes a movie that will make assumptions about the future that probably won't happen and even if released this year the tagline "a movie you will never see" could probably still work.
>even if released this year the tagline "a movie you will never see" could probably still work.
Which one of you wrote this?
>>69146809
they did a south park episode about this kind of marketing strategy
Malkovich looks like Ragnar desu senpai.
Should play his dad in Vikcucks.
>>69146809
oh fuck, i'm stupid. they mean the physical film reel. they're going to show it to the press and stuff. not actually screen it.
http://www.indiewire.com/article/john-malkovich-film-no-one-will-see-100-years-cannes-2016-robert-rodriguez-20160504
>>69146813
yes, that's what apparently means. that it is apparent.
>>69146839
>George Lucas-Tier CGI
>Remy Martin
I can hear the mocking laughs of thousands of unborn humans.
So is this like a 10 minutes short or an entire feature film?
There is no film, it's an advertising stunt.
>>69146681
Only another 250 years until people can watch Star Trek TOS and see what humans thought they'd be like in 300 years
>>69147053
>our great grandchildren will be shitposting about this film
>Sponsored by cognac for niggers.
>you will never a part of a huge heist to steal that Wu Tang album or this movie
Malkovich would be a good Lenin
>>69146840
Absolute mad man, brava.
>>69149030
I know it's a meme but I think DiCaprio would do a pretty good job too.
>>69145943
It's all done on green screen and looks like shit though
>>69145943
it will be the great dissapointment of that century
>>69149189
that is not a meme, and for good reason
inb4 someone leaks it.
Somone will leak it.
It won't matter because by then we'll achieve the singularity and we won't give a shit about some hack's movie.
>>69145943
>Robert
why not roberto? is he really a mexican?
