How shit will it be?
just as shit as it was before.
> HUUR DUUR LETS DRIVE SUM CARZ
Who cares?
>>69135041
Very.
When's Toppest Gear on?
>>69135041
even just from this picture you can tell the black guy was put there to be black
Currently UNnamed Tv Show will destroy this shallow attempt at creating artificial banter.
How long before Mat LeBantz quits Top Gear and joins Amazon Prime Gear
>>69135041
You need six people to do the job of 3 old white dudes. I guess they need to compensate for the ginger and nigger
>>69135041
>it takes seven people to do what three used to do.
Weak, man.
Reading about what a trainwreck the production is is more entertaining than the show will ever be
>>69135041
Yes very
>>69135116
>hurr durr look at this silly situation and goofy things we say that totally weren't scripted xD
Every single episode.
>>69135273
>artificial banter.
Ever see American Idol where Simon Cowell's a dick to everyone? It'll be like that with the ginger. He's just an unlikeable prick.
>>69135041
Is this a Friends reboot???
>>69135041
The Stig is whitest man among them literally and figuratively
>>69135041
The top that that "woman's" wearing made me vomit in my mouth.
>A black
>A woman
>A yank
>A ginger
>A paki
>A jew
>>69135041
i didnt know steven speilberg was gonna be on this wtf?
>>69135341
No chance.
>>69135041
I feel sorry for Matt, every project he tries keeps on bombing and this will be no exception.
i cant wait for this to flop
>>69135429
It would probably be better with Cowell, and he's a cunt.
>A Muslim, a black guy, and a woman
Figures. The BBC's bullshit social agendas strike again. They're not gonna have the kind of atmosphere the real TG had because no one will want to have the British hurt-feelings police called on them.
>>69135446
It was so blatantly done to push an agenda.
>>69135443
The Stig might be a nig, you fucking racist Paki!
>>69135601
His robotic demeanor is horrific.
>People like TG because it's the one thing the BBC has which isn't a far left multi-culti shitfest
>Trust us goy, we won't replace it with a diversity tick box agenda piece
>Replaces it with a diversity tick box agenda piece
>>69135649
>They're not gonna have the kind of atmosphere the real TG had
no tears now anon only dreams
sexy sex dreams
>>69135725
>People like TG because it's the one thing the BBC has which isn't a far left multi-culti shitfest
don't go projecting your own neediness onto "people", anon. it doesn't get much more out of touch with "people" than your sort of screechy neckbeard autism
>>69135376
>>69135378
I have a very bad feeling that with so many people it'll be just 'this guy test cars on track' 'this person does x type of films' etc. and they won't interact at all.
>>69135273
>Currently UNnamed Tv Show will destroy this shallow attempt at creating (sic) artificial banter with its own shallow attempt at creating (sic) aritfical banter.
It could happen.
>>69135823
Rasheed.
>>69135823
Forgot your pic >>69135452
>>69135823
This is bait.
>>69135041
how the fuck does this even work? instead of listening to 3 guys talk in the centre of a room its going to be 6.
that is far to many to have any real discussion.
I doubt they have the time to send 6 different cars to where ever and i doubt anyone cars.
One of the main reasons i watched TG was the banter. what banter do you have when you literally go PC? I bet every joke will be about white men.
>>69135940
It's going to be tumblr pandering and it's going to be great watching it burn.
Once Attenborough dies they have nothing of worth left.
>>69135933
or will be by the time those poor dumb bastards are scrabbling to feel better about it
@69135823
No (you) for you.
>>69135965
>It's going to be tumblr pandering
An adult believes this.
@69136013
You're not baiting any of us skip.
>>69135940
>One of the main reasons i watched TG
>i watched TG
Did you seriously? It's more than most of these sad twats did; personally I don't believe more than a few people on /tv/ followed it at all but fuck knows being a total hypocrite's rarely an obstacle to having a good self-indulgent whinge on this board.
>>69135823
Fuck off kike.
>>69135041
[women can't park jokes intensify]
[strong womyn parking better than a man intensifies]
>>69136056
There's no surer proof of weakness than saying "we" when you mean "I", anon.
>>69136075
Calm down Chris, there is no need to get triggered over 4chan.
>>69135940
It's interesting because Clarkson and the boys brought it from the ground up. The show as it is was tailor made around their style. Now you have them ripped out and we're left with this sorry attempt at cramming all these different cunts into something they clearly can't pull off.
It was doomed from the start.
>>69136013
Hi Danny.
>Chris Evans is actually in this thread defending this tumblr shit
>>69136137
wow.. as a non UK person i always figured it was a joke about the UK being cuck town, but fuck when you see this its really eye opening.
>>69136079
don't be like that anon, I'm BEGGING for your FORGIVENESS like based jezza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qeexPaK18M
be sure to lick it all up now
>>69136137
The goyim are on to us.
>>69136164
>>69136204
>Thinking this supports your side
>Not realising that this proves how petty and tumblr your abusive side are
>>69136235
Wrong Evans, it's the ginger twat in nu-Gear who is called Chris Evans that is in this thread getting all triggered.
>>69136137
Stormfag shills are hilarious. It's the owner of the company who matters unless they can find a Jewish person in another position, in which case they have the authority. I've never seen less intelligent people anywhere.
>>69135041
expect retard opinions from the nigger the woman and the ginger
stig staying on because he can just hide his face and drive cars fast without having to take part in the cultural mixing bowl shitfest
What did you bongs expect? Now shut up and accept your brainwashing.
I'm giving it a few episodes to see how it's like, mostly because Joey is involved and he's a really great guy.
Can't fucking stand that ginger little prick though.
>>69136302
Do you reckon they will make the black guy all "woow yeah, I gots ta get me wun a dese"?
>>69136329
Yeah I'm giving it one or two episodes because of Joey. The rest are either twats or literally who diversity pandering.
>>69136236
BEGGING, anon. BEGGING. top bantz amirite
>>69136325
>>69135041
>Matt Leblanc
>Eddie Jordan
>Stig
Cool
>the rest
LITERALLY WHO?
The show worked because of how different the three were and how everyone could identify more with one of them and how they contrasted each other.
May is the often boring but well educated car enthusiast who like all things mechanical
Hammond is the young hip guy who's up on current trends and appreciates style
Clarkson is the mid-life crisis who just loves the glory days of automobiling
I guarantee you that with the exception of Leblanc all of these hosts are going to have the same flat unoffensive personality telling the same type of "safe" jokes that won't offend anyone.
>>69135041
That's the most god awful cast they could have chosen.
I'm convinced they are trying to sabotage it because of cost.
>>69136415
>Eddie Jordan
Who is he? Google brings up he is a yank basketball player.
>>69136236
>how petty and tumblr your abusive side are
I think it's pretty safe to assume you're the type to advertise associations with the "school of hard knocks" or "university of life". Or both.
>>69136475
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Jordan#Formula_One
>The bbc actually supports WE WUZ KWEENZ
I've seen the Muslim in a car show NBC Sports ran for about a year. He's arrogant, acts like everyone should both apologize and thank him for generously blessing them with his presence, and acted like everyone around him was required to shut up every time he felt like blessing the people with him speaking.
And not-Clarkson is just a hack. he crashed a car on day 1 of shooting, can't drive and talk at the same time, yet he too is incredibly arrogant.
>>69136509
It's nice that they have people who know a lot about cars, but again they are missing the reason the show was popular at all.
>>69136492
Didn't read any of this.
>>69136287
What the fuck are you trying to convey in this post? You're being derogatory to 4chan users obviously but what else are you trying to express?
>>69136531
Him and Matt Leblanc love cars, I predict they'll be the only ones worth watching on the new Top Gear.
>>69135041
Nig nog, lesbian, american, ginger, arab, jew, ?. They really have all their bases covered this time.
I'm really proud of everyone here not falling for the tumblr shitposter.
Keep ignoring it, good job everyone.
>>69135041
It would be better if they just cut it down to Matt LeBlanc, Chris Harris and Eddie Jordan
Those guys actually know about cars, and aren't obnoxious wankers like Evans
>>69136557
Well Leblanc has always proven himself to be funny and super bro-tier. Just with this many cast members I have to wonder how much of him we're going to get.
>>69136528
>He's arrogant, acts like everyone should both apologize and thank him for generously blessing them with his presence, and acted like everyone around him was required to shut up every time he felt like blessing the people with him speaking.
why should it be so difficult for you to like someone who has so much in common with clarkson then? you're a fussy little madam, anon
>>69135649
>go to read article on BBC website
>the people in article image are all Muslim
>advert on TV
>it's a young Muslim dropping off shopping for an old white man out of the goodness ofbhis heart
It's pure propaganda kek.
>>69136440
20 grand an episode MORE than before.
More on wages and throwing money into it in desperation.
>>69136528
I'm not really surprised a mudshit acting like that.
>shit all 3 of our fucking presenters just fucked off
>uhh
>ok i have a plan guys
>we hire retards and nobodies no wait
>wait hear me out
>we hire idiots
>AND
>we hire a woman
>AND
>a nigger
>so when the show goes down the toilet
>and i mean when not if
>we can just call everyone racist and misogynistic
>>69136634
And all because they cheaped out wouldn't bring Clarkson a steak.
>>69136569
>Keep ignoring it
For that to happen you'd need to start.
>>69136556
He's just baiting, ignore him.
>>69136576
I wouldn't mind this.
>>69136576
This would have been great casting.
But then the BBC decided to add a bunch of random tossers into the mix.
>>69136649
>>69136576
I don't know, some guy in the thread claimed the paki already hosted a motoring programme and he was a proper twat in it.
>>69136556
>/pol/ subhuman with an IQ of 33 can't read
I'm referring to the fact that the person in that screenshot has no authority over the non-Jewish white people who own and run BBC, you frothing inbred failure.
>>69136582
Why post when you have no clue what you're talking about?
Chris Evans and Matt are the main presenters
The others are only feature presenters
>>69136657
For his sake, I hope so.
>>69136598
The bbc needs to be completely abolished for their years of vile propaganda.
>>69136325
>who're encouraging
>>69136739
Sorry if I don't spend all day obsessing over and looking up all the information on a show that is going to be shit and I'm likely not going to like.
>>69136634
So this is going to cost more and be infinitely worse?
Bravo Nolan.
>>69136649
>bring Clarkson a steak
I wouldn't mind this, although I'd have one hell of a girly scratchfight on my hands trying to get by all these other subs.
>>69136576
>thinking anyone care about cars there
>thinking people watch this show to discover something new about cars rather than one random situational, iinterchangeable joke after another.
Go away normie pls
>>69136582
>Well Leblanc has always proven himself to be funny and super bro-tier.
Yup, exactly.
>>69136638
Oh fucking hell, that's what they are going to do aren't they?
Oh I can just see the BBC news article now saying the ratings are bad because of muh soggy knee and raycism.
Oh just let it all burn, Christ.
>>69136287
No shit he's the owner of the company, that's not the point of the photo.
>>69136649
All because two guys had an argument. Everybody has shit days and gets angry.
The BBC just grabbed this as an opportunity to avoid giving JC a new contract.
You'd honestly think he'd stabbed the Irish cunt the way the fracas has been exaggerated.
>>69135710
desu I like his stoicness. But I can see how a fan of Friends would dislike it cause it's at odds with his character.
>>69136649
The Butterfly effect in action.
>>69136766
>I don't spend all day obsessing over and looking up all the information on a show that is going to be shit and I'm likely not going to like.
If this were /b/ they'd be trying to reassure each other about the "ocean of piss" by now.
>>69136850
>knowing what happens on /b/
>>69136829
You'd think he wasn't an overreactive, entitled male diva from the way you dickheads piss and whine about it.
>>69136758
The bbc will promote mental illness if it suits their agenda.
>>69135041
- Eddie Jordan
+ Sabine Schmitz
+ Matt LeBlanc
- - Chris Evans
++ Chris Harris
- Rory Reid
my opinion
>>69136817
Stop feeding the kike trolls.
Was top gear scripted? THe special episodes?
>>69135649
Knowing quite a few coppas...
The "unacceptable behaviour team" will love their name and their job. That job will be kicking the living shit out of people who fulfil a certain set of KPI's at a "civil disturbance".
>>69136887
I can see how better people in a better thread would be justified in treating it as shameful but...well, you've got a brain, right?
>>69136898
The only whiny, nasally faggot voice in this thread is you, whining and whinging like a fucking little queer.
>>69136829
Good lord no, anyone who thinks it's actually about the fight and not just an excuse to drop Clarkson is just deluding themselves.
>>69136938
To an extent. They obviously had some jokes and bits they had planned out but some of it is spur of the moment.
>>69136766
>I don't know shit about something and I'm shitposting about it because I'm a fucking moron
>>69136831
It's not stoicism. He's a droning bore lacking in personality or charisma unless it's scripted for him.
>>69136963
That's the spirit, anon. You poor sad bastard.
>>69136909
Why the fuck is Eddie Jordan a minus? I always loved him on F1 coverage
I agree with the rest though, and glad to see someone in this thread who actually knows who Chris Harris is and realises how good he is
>Its a James cocks everything up episode
>>69136938
The whole fucking thing was scripted you numpty
So shit.
Looking forward to the Amazon series which will
be TG in all but name.
>>69137034
Wow. I'm so burned... Oh no.
He posted some incomprehensible shit and a cartoon. Oh dear.
>>69137066
You don't understand what scripted means.
>>69137092
>some incomprehensible shit
How dumb are you really?
>>69137036
tbqh he might be, i haven't seen his f1 coverage because i'm not an anglo, so my apologies
and about harris as you said, the man knows his cars and can be pretty amusing in his youtube vids, we'll see if it carries over to the show
>>69137081
It's going to be really fun comparing the viewing figures for the two.
i liekd the 1 where jezza and james went in the green house and rammed davis in the ass but hammond didn't get any
>Its a Clarkson puts Hammond last on the wall of cool episode
>>69137092
Stop feeding the fucking tumblr troll.
>>69137159
I think most people will torrent the amazon one
>>69137206
>the fucking tumblr troll
see
>>69136013
You're in sad shape, anon.
>>69137223
Yes most people will, but just comparing the legitimate figures I get the feeling the real gear will trump fake gear.
>>69137223
I only worry about american road laws really, hopefully they'll go all over the world so every ep is basically a special.
that'd be fun.
So many questions, how will the new format be, will they get a new track? maybe they'll use infineon raceway here in napa, one of the few 2 1/2 mile road courses on the coast.
i cant wait.
Damn this tumblr nigger is getting triggered.
>>69137317
We don't know anything, it doesn't even have a name yet.
But it's safe to say the Clarkson one will be aboutfunwhile the bbc one will be about the sociological impact on the oppressed brown people and how we should all check out driving privileges.
>>69137317
Also, ill just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p-K34m6vuY
>>69137317
itll be literally exactly the same
if it aint broke dont fix it
>>69137147
I can speak perfectly fine.
Oh, do you mean "stupid"?
It's hard to tell what you mean with your limited vocabulary and high pitched, adenoidal American fag voice.
>>69135428
>implying that isn't exactly what you want
how can you mend a broken heart?
how can you stop the rain falling down?
tell me how can you stop the sun from shining?
what makes the world go 'round?
how can you mend this broken man?
how can a loser ever win?
somebody please help me mend my broken heart
and let me live again
>>69137412
>I can speak perfectly fine.
Not on this evidence. I guess the answer's "*that* dumb".
all i can say is,
amazon got the Ferrari la Ferrari , mcclarren p1, and the Porsche 918.
its. happening.
>>69135041
Why the fuck is Matt Fuck Le Blanc in there? There is litteraly no good reason.
>>69135041
If you got rid of the insufferable cunt that is Chris Evans, it'd probably be fine.
I'm really proud of everyone here not falling for the tumblr shitposter.
Keep ignoring it, good job everyone.
>>69137387
Holy shit I didn't recognise Hammond.
>>69137544
He is probably going to be the best part of the new bunch.
>>69137641
Me on the right.
>>69137544
Man likes cars and is broke now so has to do British tv shows. It was him or Olly Murs.
And this show is already dead. Clarkson was the only reason companies loaned out their space/needlessly expensive cars. And the negative publicity is going to kill it no matter how it turns out.
>>69137553
this. fucking loathe that obnoxious ginger cunt
>>69135273
How? It's not eve competing against it, you tit.
>>69137317
>maybe they'll use infineon raceway here in napa
You think a British institution, presented by people who are all (perhaps apart from Hammond) famously sceptical of Americans, is going to suddenly move its base to America?
Is this how deluded Americans really are?
Also I reckon they'll have some sort of base for W Chump and Sons which will be their main studio. But who knows
When is the premier? Also when is Amazon's show going to be on?
>>69136723
any less of a twat than captain slow and the hamster?
>>69138609
Top Gear: Soon (this month I think?)
Amazon: Autumn
>>69138609
end of the year for the amazon one
idgaf bout the big black cock one
>>69138609
autumn
The show has been stale for ages. They will only make it worse.
>>69135041
People will try to tell you it wont be shit bcuz of le ebin guy from friends but its got evans so its gonna be shit
>mfw people thought they are getting captain america
>got this fuck instead
kek
JUST FUCK MY TV SHOW UP FAMPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_6P_AQj6U
>this will be a regular segment on the show
No one is going to watch Cuck Gear.
>>69135041
I don't see how this will work outside of a rotating cast, it's not the kind of show that benefits from half a dozen people all participating at once, it'll be too busy.
>>69135682
No, he's a white guy; I've seen him with his mask off, he's fairly plain and a bit younger than I expected him to be.
>>69138299
So, he's broke and the show is not gonna work?
Damn...wait did Matt show got cancelled? lol i mean, i never cared to watch.
>>69136576
>implying the professional racecar driver in the new lineup doesn't know/care about cars
k
>>69139078
would be alright if he didn't do some poetry slam shit, also if it was a segment of at least 4 seconds long
>>69139329
all a driver have to know is how to not crash
>>69136638
>we hire a woman
She's both a professional driver AND a successful television presenter. She's completely criticism-proof and clearly qualified even if she won't be very interesting.
>>69139359
Is there were true then Frankie Muniz would have made it as one.
it cant be more shit than the seasons after 2009, show was getting old, rehashed, and stale for a good 6 years. terrible show really. i hope this one fairs better but im not counting on it
>>69139422
>5'4''
>>69136325
I hope they enjoy lack of organ donors and blood transplants, new and untreatable diseases, identity disorder and lack of belonging.
But muh vigor!
>>69139477
Racing drivers tend to be small and lightweight, what's your point?
>>69139430
>old, rehashed, and stale
>he means he was getting bored with it
>>69139511
5'4''
>>69139359
>i've only ever driven Mommy's automatic on city streets
You have no idea how complicated and difficult real racing is do you?
>>69139530
>can watch the literal same shit jokes over and over again for 6 years
i get it, the stig is fast and gay, richard is short and gay, may is autistic and gay, and jeremy is retarded and gay. holy shit its not entertaining anymore.
it ended up becoming a show for retarded autists.
>>69135041
NICE!!!!!
DUDE I'M A WOMAN LMAO
DUDE I'M A MINORITY LMAO
DUDE EAST LONDON INNIT BRUV LMAO
>>69136749
God damn the beeb is a joke.
I know it's the bbc but did they have to pull this lefty presenter of every colour shit?
Top Gear even made fun of them for it.
>>69139783
The nig looks like a baby ayylmao.
>>69136749
>what's it like to be black in japan
This one is actually interesting. Black people are so rarely seen in East Asia I've heard that people ask to have pictures taken with you. I'd love to hear what it's actually like to be such a rare anomaly.
>>69139603
Weak bait and ironic, as it's Aspie mongs like yourself who simply repeat words and phrases ad nauseum and find it amusing.
>>69139387
She's literally the best pick the BBC has made, she beat Carlson's ring time with a jag with a /van/ and was a good sport in the brit vs. german episode.
>>69135041
Very... It kills me because the BBC gets their money from TV licences which everyone in UK has. Even if it fails they won't take it off because they wont be losing anymore from it also the fact that the BBC would look like fails if they did.
>>69135224
and the one woman literally has a female gender symbol on her shirt
>>69139387
That le grill power shirt tells me all I need to know about this strong womyn.
>>69139478
You can't use facts. Facts are racist.
>>69139564
yes, you put the pedal to the medal and reduce speed in turns
>>69141140
>you put the pedal to the medal and reduce speed in turns
God you're dumb. Watch an actual racecar driver, notice how he changes gears, how he drifts, how and when he accelerates and decelerates. There's a reason why most celebrities, even those very comfortable with driving fast cars, and completely slaughtered by The Stig.
>>69136325
is that coleslaw on his shoulder?
>>69140672
and has the warmth and personality of a fucking brick
>>69135041
The bants will b dogshit and the presenters will terrible.
What's Joey even fucking doing here?
>>69141968
he can't get real work because he's limited as fuck
>>69138464
>famously sceptical of Americans
You do realize that's all for show though don't you? Same for the ''hurrr we hate americunt cars'', right?
Shit Jeremy called the first Viper better than a Diablo
>>69141968
He is going to be the target of the very leashed banter, he is a white male so it will be fine.
>>69141968
>What's Joey even fucking doing here?
Friends is over
>>69142062
Of course it's for show, but that's irrelevant.
Most of our talking shit about Americans is for show.
>>69135041
The eyes
The eyes show the fear they fave for the great rejection of this series
>>69141615
this wtf
>>69136098
That is going to happen
>professional driver drives cars better than actor & radio personality
>>69136887
>posting on /tv/ and thinking it's "above" /b/
>>69141228
because they don't put the petal to the metal and turn when they should turn
>>69142062
>better
not quite
he likes or even loves some US cars even though he knows they are of shitty build quality and perfornance
they are not better cars in most respects but that does not make them undesirable if they are to your taste
this is not just for US cars
they regularly say they love cars which are faulty and unreliable in some respects
e.g. Alpha Romeos
>>69135041
REALLY SHIT
Why do we need the nigger? Or the slut, or the paki/T*rk?
>>69142429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMp_o9-0I_g
>>69136817
>Director
>Owner
>BBC
>>69142535
>tfw i worked on a japanese car
>tfw it said 'made in hiroshima' in under the hood
>>69142641
Hey at least you weren't nuked twice
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi
BBC=big black caulk
no wonder they hired a black guy for the show
>>69135116
would be better with only Joey and le ebin driver in there
at least joey knows how to play the fool
>>69142477
According to BBC guidelines every show must tick every box in a diversity quota list. Doesn't matter whether the show will suck with so many people or whether those people are suitable/have good chemistry together as long as they just fulfill the quota.
>>69135041
>previous top gear team was so great that they had to hire 6 new people just to replace them
>>69135452
>Eddie Jordan
>jew
what are you on about?
>>69137317
you mean sonoma? i live in napa btw.
>>69139078
>Stupid nigger can't express himself without rapping in a faux-Jamaican accent
Fucking hell how embarrassing.
>>69142772
They have a lot of Polish immigrants there don't they? They should hire Paweł the factory worker squatting in an adidas tracksuit.
>today we'll be looking at the new Aston DB-9 it's right over...
>wait where is it?
camera zooms in to DB9 speeding away in the distans
>WHO ELSE BUT PAWEŁ?
*comedic jingle plays*
the guy on the left will only review bikes?
>>69144131
Poles are too white for the BBC, dont count as diversity unless he's homosexual and converted muslim communist
Top Gear will tank after a season or two. They hired a bunch of divas to try to make up for losing three very talented comedians. There are too many people to create proper chemistry and any adventures they're sent on will be forced.
There is virtually no way this can be competitive with Clarkson, May, and Hammond ' new show. They're the reason people watched, not the cars. Getting a few race car drivers and enthusiasts to be presenters is the wrong idea. It will be bland and tired and boring within a season. It'll be just like American Top Gear, where one person (probably Joey) will be genuinely funny and never have screen time because he has to share it with six other cunts.
