Are you looking forward to season 2?
Who is was your favorite Chanel?
>ywn be their sissy slave
;_;
Of course. Scream Queens is one of my favorite shows in a long time.
Chanel No. 3
I'd let Chanel No. 1 dominate me.
>>69113353
Most definitely
>>69113546
same
Thickfu
>>69113353
>tfw she'll never show you her ears
>>69113697
>>69113353
>one literal oscar nominated actress
>isn't even the lead
;_;
>have zero redeeming qualities whatsoever
>be an incredibly loveable protagonist
How does she do it
I'm looking forward to seeing more of best Emma's hairy arms, belly, thighs, nipples, that sort of thing.
Chad is best girl.
>>69113384
just end my life
>>69113353
Chanel no.1, hear screaming I said lets hit it at miss bean had me in stitches.
I'd slam Chanel no.3 with the fury of Thor's hammer though.
>>69113353
Can't wait.
>>69113353
I love love love this show so much..
>>69115256
>>69114956
I'm glad I never had any friends growing up now because just watching the show I could feel the other Chanel's desperation for her approval vicariously.
>when Chanel #6 asks if she can call her "Mom"
>>69115256
why don't girls know how to punch
>>69114956
>>69115538
Emma Roberts put her boyfriend in the emergency room m8
Better shut your hole before she puts you in the morgue
>>69115571
>Better shut your hole before she puts you in the morgue
>>69113353
the roberts one
>>69115538
Ask her boyfriend, she certainly knows how to.
>>69113353
They all look like they're in their early 30's. Aren't they supposed to be college kids?
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>>69115612
she even holds her breath when punching. its incredible how every girl is so bad at it.
#3 and #5
>>69115538
>>69115631
That's amazing considering the actresses in the pic are 23, 25, and 20.
>>69115636
>ywn be per human punching bag as you train her how to properly throw a punch
;_;
>>69115689
They look early twenties at most, as are their actual ages
>>69115660
I am 100% convinced the people that made this show KNEW people would be jerking off to it. They knew exactly what they were doing.
>>69115713
JDIMSAjust look at how her body is facing she doesnt even fucking move her feet that punch didn't do shit
>>69115631
Nope, they look like they are in their mid 20's, which they are.
>>69115762
>Ryan Murphy show
What were you expecting, if anything it's surprising it does not have far more gay content besides Boone
>>69113353
The lesbo one. The right one is fat, the middle is a bitch.
Did anyone else think Emma Roberts was kinda meh before but got really attracted to her after her arrest?
Or is that super weird.
>>69115946
>every surviving character will return in S2
>except for Gracie
lol at how much she sucks
>>69116127
She was a boring cunt
literally >muh mother
>>69116070
>Or is that super weird.
I hope not. I just want her to be physically and emotionally violent with me, not be a weirdo.
>>69116204
It's just funny since she was the "main character"
>>69114893
This. I have no words for how delightful it is to see her be stuck up and ugly.
So who was the murderer? I gave up on the show like halfway through
I just want more Chad Radwell
>>69117877
The annoying bitch with the neckbrace and Nick Jonas. Pete helped out once or twice too.
>she will never beat you to within an inch of your life, squat over your broken body, and fart in your mouth
>>69118522
Fuck, is she waxing her arms again?
>>69118522
Attention all useless Kappa sluts.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, it means you've overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an e-mail. Now, if you're asking yourself, "'Derr, wait, I'm confused. Is Chanel talking to me? Am I a useless Kappa slut?" simply ask yourself the following question aloud.
"Is my name Chanel #3, Chanel #5, Chanel #6 or Zayday Williams?" Because if the answer to that is yes, then felicitations, this missive is for you. So, do you all remember when we agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the dean, and I got you all awesome new phones, so that when it came time to meet, the phone would light up a certain color, and when it did, you didn't even have to answer it, you just had to come meet at the aforementioned pool?
And then do you remember not coming to the pool, despite me making it super easy for you by concocting a plan so simple that an orangutan could have figured it out? Like, literally, a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at the phone sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical lederhosen and seen it light up and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny, motorized Shriner's car and driven to the pool like I asked.
>>69118788
Do you remember any aspect of this super simple plan? That's not a rhetorical question. I'm literally asking if your tiny slut brains have the power to process any of my super simple orangutan-level instructions. Because what I remember is that none of you showed up, which meant I had to sit at that stupid pool by myself, like a grade-A ass-hat, with a bag full of enormous chains to drown Dean Munsch with and then have a super awkward convo with her where I was like, "Oh, derr, I just like bringing enormous chains to pools," and I looked like a total div.
I don't entirely know what you whores could have been doing that was more important than helping your chapter president drown a serial killer, but unless that thing you were doing was getting enemas of pure liquid gold at a new local establishment called Liquid Gold Colonics for Young Sluts, like if you were doing literally anything else, you all should seriously consider doing the human race a favor and getting sterilized. I'm not being facetious.
I literally think you should consider undergoing a surgical procedure to remove your ovaries, thereby sparing human race exposure to your DNA. You four trollops are the worst specimens of human beings ever born, and you all should really watch your backs, because if this serial killer targeting Kappa House doesn't chop off your heads, I'm going to do it! So I can sell your tiny whore brainpans to science.
Sincerely, Chanel Oberlin.
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>>69118820
shes such a bitch :3
>>69113353
Yes of course!
And I love Billie
>>69113384
feelsbadman.webm
is this similar to ahs?
I want to play with her ears
>>69119235
I want to give her oo-mox
>>69119215
No, Its actually good for a start.
Kind of a mixture of Mean Girls meets 80s slashers, lots of black humour too.
>>69119215
It's straight up comedy with virtually zero melodrama.
Someone described it as "halfway between Scream and Scary Movie" in tone, and that seems entirely accurate.
Ariana Grande's character live-tweeted her own murder for fuck's sake. And then she came back as a ghost and gave a very vivid description of hell where Carl Sagan is working the front desk and there are in fact water slides but they're covered in razor blades and lead into pools of boiling pee.
>>69113384
>>69114956
>>69115549
>>69116979
>>69119172
are you guys memeing or do you really want emma to dress you in panties and high heels then make you suck and fuck a dildo while she laughs at you and calls you her little slut? just curious
>>69119281
They must be sensitive from being covered up for so long.
>>69119378
>Chanel invites you to join KKT
>she gives you a makeover
>she puts hair extensions on you and lets you wear one of her designer dresses
>she makes you up like a hot little teenage slut
>she gives you a mirror and you can't believe you're almost as beautiful as she is
>she kisses you on the cheek and whispers in your ear "now you're ready to become Chanel #7"
>she drops to her knees in front of you, hikes up your skirt, peels down your panties and bites off your cock and balls all in a single quick chomp
>you collapse in agony as the other Chanels giggle at you
>Chanel hands you a maxi pad and says "Come on bitch, we're going shopping. And stop fucking crying, you're ruining your mascara."
>>69119378
ahaha who would even want that~~
not me haha
now way~~
>>69119492
>>69119378
I'd rather fuck her dirty shitty hairy asshole.
I like Breslin
Does she do anything trampy in this?
>mom is princess leia
>get cast in a role where your ears are always hidden by earmuffs
it's like pottery
>>69119641
She talks about getting spitroasted, and how she wanted the guy from nickleback to bang her
>>69119576
I'd rather she force me to eat out her dirty shitty hairy asshole after you blow a hot sticky load inside
Whoever that earmuffs wearing broad was my favorite. I could listen to her talk all day
>>69119378
n-no.....yes
>>69119865
Chanel #3, played by Billie Lourd
And I agree. Her voice is really sexy
>>69120107
>>69119865
>>69120107
>ywn gently caress her helix
kill me
>>69120149
>wears earmuffs all the time
>has the most erotic voice ever
This show is deep
>>69120107
>>69119865
>>69120224
She should do some asmr videos, just for shits and giggles.
not to jerk off to
>>69120107
Nice moustache, any arm hair?
>>69120247
I'd buy that for a dollaranyone know any husky voiced asmr performers?
>>69120318
best I can do on short noticehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDI6Kw1mhEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8uSpFJGUyUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYs321htf_Q
>>69120210
just bury me up to my neck and run me over with a lawnmower already
>>69120538
What the fuck is this creepy shit?
>>69120538
Thank you
>breslin still not taking her clothes off
Why would I watch this shit?
>>69120651
I'd give my first-born to see her naked.
>>69120574
>>69120606
n-nothing
its nothingpls no bully, it helps me get to sleep i swear
>>69120769
It's fucking eerie, why are they whispering? They sound like autistic serial killers. How is this even a thing?
>>69120706
You're right about that helix. It has a wonderful curve to it.
>>69120830
>They sound like autistic serial killers.
Thats not what autistic serial killers sound like, trust me on this.
>>69119796
Really, even with all that stuff leaking out?
>>69120891
y-yes
because then she can add 'disgusting faggot' to all of the little pet names she'd have for me
>>69120956
Have you ever considered the possibility of the you know who poisoning your mind with homosexuality?
>>69117952
yaas queen
>>69121078
Are you implying our greatest ally has something to do with this?
i bet ur hitler
this is hitler isn't it
>>69121078
there is literally nothing wrong with wanting best emma to dominate and humiliate you
When does it come back? August?
>>69121212
nice get
and I guess you're right, but I would prefer tonibble on billie's earsinstead
>>69121309
Can't blame you, those ears are lewd af
Best Emma desu lads.
when is this show coming back
>>69121514
not soon enough ;_;
tripcodes are for fatties
>>69121555
trips confirms
>>69115762
You are a quick one, give this anon a scholarship.
What's so appealing about this show?
I saw my roommate watching it one night and there were a bunch of blonde bitches getting chased by a big ass red nigger with a large nigger axe.
I had to step away because of how stupid I thought it was. Only reasons I can think a grown ass male in his mid thirties would even watch this show is because it turns them on in some weird way.
Why do you guys watch this show that seems to be written for teenage girls (i.e grow men who haven't been laid in years and so developed an insatiable fetish that will ultimately result in their incarceration).
Pic related.
I'm sure that's the episode I'm thinking of. That's literally the same face they made every time the camera would pan back to them.
>>69121661
>it turns them on in some weird way.
>>69119355
Never watched, but that is top notch writing there. Sheer genius
>>69121661
>it turns them on in some weird way.
I-I don't want to talk about it
>>69121661
i do have a huge boner for emma robertson, but it is also funny enough to watch for reasons besides my big ol bone.
>>69119355
>>69121781
>Ariana Grande's funeral
>a Chanel says "It makes me so sad that you died before we could figure out what ethnicity you were"
>>69121922
What the fuck happened
>>69121997
Seems to me that there bird in't jailbait n'ymore neeiguhh
>Emma Roberts is 5'2
>she'll never act like a bitch to you, start slapping your face while you pick her up, throw her on the bed and start railing her tight pussy
>>69122312
>implying she would ever let me out of my cage
;_;
>>69121212
>best emma
>>69121404
>best emma
>>69114943
>best emma
>>69118522
>best emma
>>69122485
Which one do you prefer? The frog or the feminist?
>>69122312
please, she would keep you in a chastity cage and only take it off after she tied you down on the bed.
>>69122653
Emma stone isn't just the best Emma, she's also the best Emily. There is no truth to the idea that she looks like a frog, there is no resemblance whatsoever. She is the most beautiful, most kindhearted, best at acting and coolest of the three big Emmas.
>>69122759
>>69122844
Come on son
>>69122759
Please, I bet stone has never even put any young boys in the hospital.
>>69122759
Pleb
>>69123006
>>69122759
>>69121997
Glowed up
>>69120574
>>69120224
who /EARMUFFWAIFU/ here
>>69122890
dumb frogposter
>>69122431
>>69122673
>emma will NEVER lock you in chastity and ruin your bp with her strapon
:_; why even live?
CLAIMING IT!
>>69123165
What a crazy bitch I love her so much
>>69123265
>>69123130
>>69123281
Fat feminist slut
I know that's kind of redundant, but still.
