>character eats alone in a restaurant
>is totally confident
>character leaves restaurant without finishing his meal
>>69113205
>character takes a bite out of a hamburger
>leaves it and leaves in a hurry
>character takes the number of a beautiful girl
>and it's sweet,sweet victory starts playing
>bump
>character pays
>doesn't tip
how can they even let this happen?
I do that all the time and there's literally nothing wrong with it, people eat alone all the time. You're just a pathetic loser.
>>69114513
>people eat alone all the time
you know when you 're an adult? when the comfort one-liners from your mom stop having an effect on you.
>>69114627
Last time I went to the fanciest restaurant in town most people were eating alone.
>Character's phone rings
>he immediately picks it up with no mental preparation, no breathing exercises and no rehearsing what he's going to say
>put it on my tab
you've never been here
>>69113205
>>69113270
>Character orders a beer
>Pays for it and tips
>Takes one sip
>Receives a phone call
>Instantly rushes out of bar dramatically whilst bartender looks suprised
>>69113205
Why would you care what other people think about you in a fucking restaurant?
>Character goes to buy something
>doesn't first write a script on what to say to the cashier
>no fastest route planned
>>69114652
>fancy resturant
aka: to stuck up to date anyone so perma-alone.
Basically rich robots.
>>69114685
>put it on my tab
>'You already owe us 83 dollars and 15 cents'
>Just this one time
>'Okay, but you'd better pay tommorow'
>main character starts choking on some food, tries to say "help me" to other characters around him
>other characters notice he's choking, and say "we'll help you"
>they start pissing into his mouth
>the theme song to seinfeld starts playing
>screen fades to black as canned laughter is heard
every fucking time
>>69114774
>aka: to stuck up to date anyone so perma-alone.
>Basically rich robots.
Or possibly people who have it so good they don't have to think about silly childish things like that. It's nice to eat out with people, it's nice to eat alone, only basement dwellers who will never have anyone to eat with think that way imagining that everyone will laugh at them because only losers like you eat alone. It's actually not losers like you who eat alone because you think it's scary and shameful, it's normal people who know it's normal.
>>69113205
>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan.
>>69114676
>>69115340
o shit! waddup
>>69114676
haha
hah....
>>69113205
Character leaves to go to the bathroom to shit,
doesn't leave stall door wide open.
>>69114931
I eat alone most of the time.
You don't know my life bitch.
>character's text notification goes off
>it isn't an automated message from his carrier service reminding him to pay his bill
>character takes a piss
>washes his fucking hands
>>69116641
>character washes his hands ever
Is it weird that I don't do this and yet rarely get sick?
>>69113205
>>69113270
>>69114792
>>69115139
>>69115340
>>69116641
Dumb frogposters.
>>69114627
>what is a lunch break
Get a job faggot
>>69113205
nothing wrong with that
maybe you suffer from social anxiety
>>69113205
I do this all the time. I also go to movies by myself. Seeing Civil War tomorrow night alone.
>main character's alarm goes off
>main character gets out of bed without jerking off first
>>69114676
>character exists
>character does not have autism like me
>>69113205
>robot eats alone by his microwave
>is afraid of leaving the house
>>69117283
being socially oblivious isn't the same as confidence
>character goes to fast food place
>doesnt stutter when ordering
>doesnt say "y-you too" when cashier says have a nice meal
immersion broken completely
>>69117420
nah, I'm fine. My wife hates capeshit and my friends are going other times because of plans and I'm busy all weekend.
>>69114676
>>69117420
Yes it is.
>>69117420
Sometimes autistic fucks can get laid because women mistake their complete lack of social awareness for confidence
Takes a certain type of autism, advanced autism. Sort of like a robot chad.
>attractive girl talks to male character
>he doesn't fumble over his words and spill spaghetti everywhere while at the same time imagining what it would be like to be in a relationship with her for the rest of his life
>he doesn't go home and rethink the entire conversation and what he should have said
>>69117420
>>69117702
when the fuck did retard autists manage to make not caring about what people think, which is a form of confidence, and turn it into a disability
>>69114676
>Character's phone rings
>he answers it
>actor is in chicago
>orders a deep dish pizza like pic related
>he doesn't complain about how it's not real pizza
>>69117797
chowdah
>>69117702
If you have mild autism like most /tv/ posters do, you have the ability to harness your inner sperg and take it to the level you're talking about. It just takes some effort.
Go up to random women and start talking about trains or some shit and you'll be on your way.
>>69117975
>I LIEK TRAINS
>YAAAY
>>69114676
lol
>character takes a shit
>they stay fully clothed
>character tries to make friends
>character doesn't sit awkwardly with the person he likes saying nothing cause they might not like what you say then they don't like you anyway cause you said nothing
Nice thread, Janitors.
>character has friends
>>69116977
>not going out for lunch with your co-workers
you're literally the loser of your office anon
>>69118560
Maybe he doesn't work in an office, anon.
so this is /r9k/ now?
>character goes to the bathroom
>pees in the toilet instead of the sink
There's only so much disbelief I can suspend.
>>69114676
>guy leaves a voicemail
>he doesn't keep hitting 4 to hear his message, and then 7 to erase and repeat
>>69117602
This is a very deep picture with layers of meaning behind it.
>>69116065
do what my little brother does, sign up for a bunch of automatic text services, and have a bunch of alarms going off all the time. he thinks it makes it look like people are trying to contact him or something, but we all know he is friendless/hugless. gets a little sadder everyday.
>>69117283
>going at night alone
got some balls on you hombre. i go alone, but only to the negroid $1.50 theatre during matinee hours.
>>69117602
best pepe ive seen in a while
>>69117382
why not at least take a seat? go outside to eat? nothing wrong with enjoying a fine meal by yourself, or a shitty meal for that matter. don't make it more depressing than it has to be.
>>69117283
Not sure what's wrong with this, sometimes things are just more enjoyable by yourself, like appreciating a good meal or the plot of a movie.
>character alone in his home
>doesn't put on womens clothes and sit on a dildo
>>69117797
>waiter keeps coming over and asking how his pizza pie is
>enough cheese on ya pizza pie?
>hows the pie?
>want a doggie bag for those extra slices of 'za?
g-good
>characters phone vibrates
>it isnt low battery alert
>>69113205
>character driving to the gas station or to a fast food restaurant
>doesn't psyche himself up on the ride their
>doesn't get increasingly nervous and sweaty the closer he gets
>doesn't take a detour at the end to buy himself time because of his anxiety
>doesn't just say fuck it and abort and pretend like he didn't need to go anyway
>>69114627
Context.
At lunch time no one notices a guy eating a meal alone.
At dinner at an expensive restaurant a guy eating alone seems strange. It really shouldn't but that's how people are. We're inherently social animals.
>>69116065
God, this happens to me so much. I get so excited when my phone goes off yet 9/10 it's spam shit from my utility providers and I remember that I don't have any friends.
this is a good thread. we should have more
>>69117975
>Go up to random women and start talking about trains or some shit and you'll be on your way.
Your way to prison, perhaps.
>>69113205
Dee from that one episode of Always Sunny is the only accurate portrayal of eating alone in a restaurant that I can think of
>>69119608
What drives me nuts about this show is all the books they ever have are fucking book club editions for no discernible reason.
>character actually has a different person call him on his cellphone everyday.
>his phone is not just a watch to tell the time or lurking on 4chan
>>69119650
>not shitposting on the bus
that's why god invented cell phones pham
>>69119499
>talking to women is literally rape now and is a crime
>>69119798
source?
>>69116676
Actually makes perfect sense. Especially if you have a good diet. Your immune system needs 2 things: good fuel and good practice.
>First time in college a few years ago
>One of my friends is a month away from coming and the cunt I was dating at the time still had a year before she was coming
>I tried to eat lunch every day on my own at the Uni's bar
>Harassed by girls almost daily
>Got involved with a couple of them
>At one point I had two active stalkers who found out my full name, phone number, email, etc and were texting me
And that, lads, is the story about how I literally found a new place closer to Uni so I could come home and eat lunch by myself.
Having friends doesn't mean you're not antisocial.
>>69113205
Sometimes you care about others, sometimes you don't. Stop putting borders to what you think of yourself and your behavior, you suck all around dude
>>69119855
Kill yourself
>character's phone rings
>he doesn't ignore it and then immediately rush to the computer to check the number
>>69117602
I'd like to also express my fondness for this particular pepe
>>69119855
>being a LITERAL FUCKING NORMIE on /tv/get out
>>69119855
Leave normie faggot
>character is alone
>doesn't mumble "kill me kill me I deserve to die kill me now" constantly
The fuck? I want realism from my films.
>>69119855
NORMIE
FUCK OFF
>>69114513
Hope you know that everybody notices and that it makes them feel uncomfortable and sorry for you.
Restaurants should have a no singles policy
>>69119094
A lot of folks need to do multiple things at once or else they start thinking about their lives and the best way to end them.
>character is in a train/tube
>isn't constantly looking around because he's paranoid that people are looking at him
>>69117283
>I do this all the time. I also go to movies by myself.
I do this all the time mostly because I travel so much for work.
Spend a thursday night in your hotel room watching tv, go hang out at the hotel bar and watch random college sports with strangers, or go see a movie. There are not a lot of options typically.
>always hated talking to people or leaving the house
>the world is gradually changing to cater to my autism
I can't believe some of you guys actually want to interact with others. Hell is other people.
>>69120212
What's your job anon? I'd love to travel all the time like that.
>>69120310
Sales, mostly related to industrial and mining products. background is engineering but I have not worked R&D for years. I now travel around for training (keeping up to date on new product lines) or training customers on new product lines. I also end up visiting shithole places when actual problems occur and the end user needs someone on site to patch things up.
It is nice when out of town if there are clients to meet up with for dinner/drinks but a lot of nights you are left with nothing but free time. Some cities are worth exploring, others are not.
>black family
>father is present and a positive role model
>>69120568
>black character
>doesn't talk like a black person
>>69119223
>being this socially anxious
Sometimes I think I might have some kind of anxiety issue, and then I remember people like you actually exist.
>>69120607
>white person
>tries to talk like a negro
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs
>>69119223
Fuck dude im starting to get to this point
>>69119223
what the fuck man, this happened to me an hour ago
except I didn't drive because I don't have a car
>>69120823
Before hovering I knew it was him, I was hopping for uno farto though
>>69119855
normie scum
>>69120823
Jesus christ I couldn't make it through the video
>>69120823
>unironically linking to cracked
kill yourself
>character goes outside
>doesn't pretend to check phone every time he walks past someone to avoid making eye contact
>>69114676
I can't deal with that ants-in-my nose feeling I get whenever my phone rings. I'm so happy that you can turn off the ringing noise without hanging up if you just press the lock/unlock but from the moment it begins ringing until the time I can find where I last left it is absolute torture and I end up pacing up and down the house for at least half an hour to calm down again.
I don't want it to be like this but no matter how many phone calls I make or receive it never gets any better
>>69114676
>someone actually calls the character
>>69120780
well i'm sorry to hear that
>>69120908
>>69120982
it only gets worse famalam
>>69114676
This doesn't happen to me but only because I say nothing, at best I just say "yeah" or "okay" and then "okay bye".
>>69114676
>Character get's phone call
>He answers is like normal person
M-Man talk about a Cliche
> character finishes his drink at the bar
> leaves cash on the table and leaves
w-what if someone steals it?
>>69122936
Every day is a struggle brother
>>69119878
wot
>>69119878
Fucking hell i do this aswell
>>69120823
>those menu noises
that got annoying the 3rd time i heart it go baloop
You know when you're an adult and don't need people to hold your hand through life you can do many things on your own.
>>69122144
i have bad shyness but i dont mind looking in the eye for a second when walking, god forbit they try to talk to me tho
>ants-in-my nose feeling
?? what did he mean by this ??
and u know u can put it on vibrate right boyo?
>>69122982
fuk that must be suck to be such a boring/sucky person. do u hate yourself? if u meet someone like you, do u think they are a loser or just feel pity? why cant u use more words?
>>69124221
please stop using "u" you sound like a fucking 15 year old illiterate spic
>>69124277
i fukked ur mom tho :DDD
>>69117536
>My wife hates capeshit
she's a keeper
>>69113205
That's why you gotta fake it til you make it
>character walks into bathroom and splashes water on their face
>>69124277
well im sorry to hear that. i wouldn't want to sound that way to a little 4chan virgin, like u.
>>69125434
>character doesn't drink toilet wine instead
ITT:
DANGER
high levels of autism
>>69125464
that GIF is juuuuust right
>>69119878
>>he doesn't ignore it and then immediately rush to the computer to check the number
i do this, what means?
>character is at a doctors office
>only open seat is across from old man stairing at the wall with his arms crossed
>character doesnt stare at his cell phone in shame
>>69119878
>>69125615
do u slimes not have smart phones?
>>69114676
>character gets called in the first place
>character doesn't use an online program to pretend to be a female and send himself flirtatious text messages
>character doesn't leave his phone out on the table when his cousin in visiting to make her jealous
Can we get some fucking semblance of reality in cinema?
>>69125729
>>character doesnt have a flip phone
>Character doesn't constantly look at porn and collect obscure /tv/ memes on a daily basis.
>character is a loner with social anxiety
>leaves the house, has friends, has sex, has a job
>>69113205
>he isn't confident when eating alone
>>69113259
>he doesn't leave the restaurant without finish his meal to show confidencd
>>69113270
>he doesn't take a bite out of a hamburger and leaves to show confidence
>>69114431
>he tips
>>69114676
>he needs mental preparation, breathing exercised and rehearsing what he's going to say to pick up a phone
>>69115139
>he doesn't flush his ass wipes down the toilet
>>69116641
>he doesn't wash his hands after pissing
>>69119223
>he gets nervous while going to a fast food restaurant
>>69122823
>>69125764
>nobody calls him
>character lets someone borrow his phone
>they start looking through the contacts
>characther doesn't start shame-sweating at his lack of contacts
>take out restaurants are entered cryptically to appear to be the names of friends
>lists all family members under first name, and then again with the middle name
>still less than a dozen entries
>entire sections of the alphabet are empty
>Character has something to look forward to in his life
>character audibly laughs at things he finds funny
>>69113205
>Character goes to the movie alone
>nobody cares
>>69117735
hit a little too close to home
>couple having sex
>after the'yre done they cuddle
>next scene suddenly shows guy is leaving while the girl is sound asleep
fucking most unrealistic shit in movies by far. i cant even scratch my head without my gf waking up. fuck every movie that does this
>>69125991
>he posts ronald mcdonald memes after autisticly replying to a dozen people on a cantoneese fart forum suicide help hotline
>>69125836
>Character doesn't create a Chrome extension to record usernames/emails/passwords entered in the browser + upload those credentials to posttestserver, secretly install it on female co-workers' computers, and use their email credentials to find their other online accounts
>Doesn't masquerade online as those co-workers using the naked pictures they keep on their cloud drives
How on earth am I supposed to believe that there are so few people at my level of porn-overload-induced depravity?
>>69126049
>he doesn't have a stoner GF
>he doesnt smoke from a makeshift gravity bong and then have sex with her
>she doesn't qtily fall asleep easily while he browse the internet for another hour
>character sees his ex
>doesn't start crying and having panic attacks, followed by a mental breakdown
>>69126134
you'll get over it. only took me 10 of my prime years.
>>69126113Share?
>character sends a text with their cell phone
>doesn't use an objectively superior Motorola 2-way pager
>Character has 2 females fighting over him
>>69126049
I do this after I've fucked a girl.
Then proceed to block her ass from everything never to be seen again. Literally just hit it and quit
>character is below 6'1"
>gets the girl
don't patronize me
>>69117310
Sheeeit
That morning wood doesnt go away quick enough if you dont
>>69117735
>imagine being in a relationship for the rest of his life
Why do I do this? I'm not awkward around girls but whenever i talk to any of them i cant help but do this
I feel like the black guy in the Hurt Locker I WANT A SON WILL
>>69119855
I wish they cut your throat in your sleep normie piece of shit
>>69123681
Well you already intended to leave the cash as payment, so thats the bartenders problem not yours. Why should you care?
>>69126378
low test beta, not to meme on ya son
>>69126049
>girl always falls asleep with arm firmly around chest with her hand slighty under your back
Find me a guy that can get out of this without waking the girl up
>>69126569
You're meming pretty hard, that doesnt have anything to do with test
>>69126570
The best cure is prevention - just make sure that she falls asleep without physically touching you and you're golden.
>>69126570
You know, anyone with the IQ of a mature caterpillar can figure this out.
>>69126618
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
>>69126610
high test = lots of women, not a beta, doesn't invision a picket fence future with every piece of gash he sees on the sidewalk
>>69113259
I had a speck on the screen and it looked like
>character leaves restaurant without finishing his meat
Made more sense to me. might leave fries but be sure I'll eat the bacon.
>chracter can speak to women
I wish movies were more realistic
>>69114676
>answer the phone like 20-30 times a day at work no problem
>come home and freak the fuck out when my cellphone rings
dumb froposting thread
>main couple in the movie have intense intercourse in the doggystyle position
>the bull leave the room to wipe off his willy
>bull returns and the woman ghasp, because her breast is exposes and throws on a sheet
>>69117602
damn that's one good pepe
>>69126792
i dont get it
>>69119855
>attention seeking tripfag invents a story where he gained unwanted attention
It's like poetry
>>69126907
>characters eating at a restaurant
>pay the check by leaving money on the table and walking out of the place instead of paying at the cashier
>Character is waking up in the morning
>He doesn't stay in bed for half an hour progressively getting more vertical in a desperate attempt to stand up
>>69117735
Shit bro too real
>>69126958
>characters at a restaurant
>doesn't order from the kids menu
>doesn't ask for crayon and a color & doodle book
>asks for a refill instead of just loudly slurping at the empty cup for attention
>gets the wrong thing and actually asks for it to be corrected
>makes smooth conversation with his date and has stories to tell
>snaps his fingers and confidently says "check please"
>R /9k fags think being a normie is someone with a normal life
>not someone with shit cinema taste
Get off this board you fucking peasants, I bet you didn't even enjoy the Kinographic tastes of Suspiria
>Character is able to drive on the road
>Doesn't even have to stop to vomit once
Fucking jews don't know shit about the real world.
>>69125997
Lol
>>69127432
fuck me, I hate driving so much.
I got a parking ticket and I felt terrible and hit myself in the face a couple times.
>>69127337
>>asks for a refill instead of just loudly slurping at the empty cup for attention
too specific to not be based in reality
>>69127633
Sounds like autism. Did you also go REEEEE?
>>69127682
So what's wrong with him? I used to see Tommy Gunn sympathy threads last year but never a reason for his current state.
>>69127682
maybe, maybe not. I have a lot of issues with self-worth.
/blog.
>>69127857
sorry anon. i know that feel
>>69127676
>demanding refills
>not chewing every last piece of ice by the time she asks if you want another glass
>>69117602
holy fuck dude
>>69126617
fuck that is a cute webm. Makes me miss my pupper
>>69116977
>Yes goy, get a job, how dare you not make shekels for Mr. Goldstein?!
How is it any of your business whether he has a job or not?
>>69127900
nice dubs. we're going to make it one day, anon. I just know it.
>>69119855
>Having friends doesn't mean you're not antisocial.
fuck, this. I try to be nice and its feels good to have people around but more often than not I'm totally forcing it.
Also had a stalker, but it was in high school. Would leave me notes about what I had been doing earlier that week and how she liked to watch me do yard work and shit like that. Was creepy as fuck.
>>69128057
this'll make you never wanna see a dog again NSFW
>>69128145
>eating meat doesn't mean you're not a vegetarian
>>69128192
yes it does
>>69128192
what
>>69117735
This is literally me everytime
>>69117420
Yeah, it is. You can be a tactless, unclean, socially repellent retard and be confident. You can also be a charismatic, self-possessed, squared away type of confident which is what we normally think of as confident.
The main byproduct of confidence is social obliviousness. A confident person thinks "I am completely comfortable in my own skin and with my own behavior and abilities and everyone else's opinion of me does not matter. If people don't like me, that's their problem."
They can be objectively wrong of course. There are plenty of people with face tattoos who are confident. But they are also retarded.
>>69117449
underrated post
>>69119828
Tumblr.com
>>69118885
>having to leave a voicemail
Love how much the Janitors care about the quality of this board.
It really shows!
>>69125764
>>69122823
>character gets called
>it's somebody other than his mom
>>69118849
This had me lauging for a good 5 minutes
>>69129098
>character gets call
>it's somebody other than a creditor looking for the last guy who had this number
>>69118849
i pee in the sink all the fucking time in my house
>>69129676
>character gets a call
>creditor looking for you
>>69128318
>>69128554
It takes the IQ of a mature caterpillar to know what that meant.
>>69130302
EASY
>>69114513
If its fast food yeah, but you look like a fucking loser if you go to a nice restaurant on your own
>>69113205
>characters go out to lunch together
>they discuss an important plot point then leave without even eating
>character gets a great job
>/tv/fags are in suicide mode
everytime
>character gets a phone call
>doesn't reverse phone # lookup
>doesn't block the number if no voice mail
>actually answers phone
>>69126295
>character is above 5'11"
>he's a good fighter
kek
>>69130494
>Character gets a phone call
>It's not a telemarketer
>>69120823
This is the cringiest fucking thing I've seen in a long time, I had to pause it more than once. Holy shit this video requires a recovery period.
>>69128192
>food analogy
This meme needs to die, and you with it.
>character takes shit
>wipes 4 times
Holy shit. How do they operate in daily life knowing they have messy assholes?
>>69113270
>character takes a bite out of hamburger
>2 chews, 1 swallow, token sip
>>69128865
>muh /r9k/ boogeyman
amirite?
/tv/ is the official shitposting board anyways so who the fuck cares
>>69130449
Maybe a big fancy restaurant where the cheapest thing is $30 but in diners or places like Denny's nobody gives a shit. Especially when it's really early or really late. Unless you're really loud and obnoxious nobody is paying attention to you. Only a super self-concious autist thinks strangers give a fuck about them.
>>69119327
A person eating alone might be on break from school or work. Maybe they are on a road trip, especially if it's really early or really late.
If it's a nice restaurant maybe they are a food aficionado who is there for just the food.
>>69131514
That's what I do.
I chew because I'm not a bird and I don't keep chewing all day because I'm not a cow.
I eat because I'm hungry so don't fuck around like its a wine tasting convention.
>>69114676
>Characters phone goes off from an unknown number
>character answers it instead of waiting for it to stop ringing so he can look up the number on the google and check if it's spam or a real person on the other end
>>69132000
Enjoy your digesting.
Enjoy your 3 inch diameter logs.
>character is happy
>>69125946
Pretty much the plot of perks of being a wallflower right there
>An angry leader barks out orders to all of his workers.
>"...And someone bring me some damn coffee!"
>>69115340
best frog-gif i have ever seen
>>69120823
typical cracker
>character gets a glass of water
>doesn't wait for the luke warm water to pass first
>also only films glass half way
>>69114513
>expecting common sense from autists
>>69113205
Have you never been over seas or on holiday?? I have eaten alone at plenty of restaurants it is far from being an odd thing to do.
>character laughs
>character has friends
>character has women approaching him
>character drinking red wine
>doesn't chug a third of the bottle in one go then quickly drink soda to get rid of the disgusting taste but enjoy the drunkenness hit
>>69135344
I didn't post that thumbnail.
HIRO YOU FUCKING GOOK STOP BREAKING THE 4CHANS REEEEEEEEEEEE
>character is fresh out of school
>has high powered white collar job in the city
>studio apartment
>massive circle of friends
>still talks to his family
>somehow finds something to bitch about
>character says hi to a girl he likes
>the girl doesn't look down and ignore him
>character is depressed
>all his friends can tell
>doesn't carefully hide his emotional problems behind well-rehearsed smiles and laughs
>character has a ripped body with zero bodyfat
>has pretzels in his kitchen and always drinks beer
>>69135536
I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a frogpost.
You'll have to take your blog elsewhere. >>>/r9k/
>>69135536
>tfw you've grown so tired of normiefucks that whenever you interact with them you don't even bother faking interest
>>69135588
oh, I'm sorry
>character actually wants to socialize with other people
>>69135536
nigga you think its bad in uni? wait till you get to work
at least people in uni are somewhat educated
>>69135709
>at least people in uni are somewhat educated
You haven't seen a college campus in quite some time have you? Education now takes second place to feelings, comfort, and making sure opinions are never challenged.
>>69119889
The man never posted a Pepe in his life
>>69135536
Thanks for ruining this thread, you fat fucking autist.
>character answers doorbell confidently instead of peering through the blinds in a state of pure paranoia and fear
>someone takes a picture of character
>character doesn't immediately feel like shit
>>69132180
>3 inch diameter logs.
>character takes a cab in a hurry
>"keep the change"
>>69117449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4srPBTz1XQ
>>69127182
Fuck, this
I remember being 8 and waking up, unaided, at 6:15 and getting immediately out of bed to go watch tv or whatever
Where did that energy go?
>>69136444
Trips of truth.
I did the same, only I fell asleep on the couch again.
>>69118629
Then he's an even bigger loser
