Each one receives a mission to kill the other two. They all receive the mission at the same time, and they're all in different parts of the world when they do.
Who wins?
I think it would come down to Bourne and Hunt, can't really decide between them. Craig's Bond is old and busted. I'd like to think Bourne wins I guess but Hunt has done some real cray cray shit.
>>69113031
If they are going solo (so no team/people working with them) then Id say Bourne wins. It would come down to Bourne and Bond. Unless Hunt figures out a way to outsmart them without the help of the IMF.
>>69113519
>Unless Hunt figures out a way to outsmart them without the help of the IMF.
GP and RN show that even on his own Ethan can get shit done even without proper IMF backup
Bourne has specifically been trained to kill people.
>>69113031
The Boogie Man will come for them all and end them where they stand.
Jack Bauer and Michael Westen kill Bourne, Bond, Hunt, and Wick, thus proving tv>film.
>>69113850
>Michael Westen
>kill
a rarity
Aaron Cross
Bond would die first, Craig hasn't shown his Bond to be near superhuman like Hunt
It'd all depend on how much Hunt knows about Bourne's past.
>>69113863
True. Miami softened Michael up.
-Larry
1 v 1 craig would kill them both
But bond is smarter than that he would have hunt kill bourne and then kill hunt.
Basically bond is a great shot. Qos Spectre and Skyfall show this. He's also physically probably able to take hunt easily and well matched with bourne but he's more ruthless. Plus he has his aston martin full stocked. I'd take bond everytime not just bc craig wouos pussy wipe cruise and damon but Bond is objectively best
>>69114018
> implying that shit would happen in real life
Sure the scene in GP was awesome but its just because hunt is all about doing the craziest thinf possible as opposed to the easiest or most logical
>Bond looks over London from the Big Ben Clock Tower. He has finally won
>On the street below a crowd shot
>Bourne is seen walking away
*Moby starts to play*
>>69113031
Plot twist: Dexter is secretly hunting them all.
(pre-lumberjack)
Bourne is rogue
Ethan's IMF is too small of an org, though elite
Bond has literally all of fucking MI:6 at his disposal
I'll take Bond any fucking day.
>>69113583
>GP and RN show that even on his own Ethan can get shit done even without proper IMF backup
lol. Hunt begs Bengie to join him in RN. Hunt also literally dies in RN but then has the woman save him from drowning. In fact the woman saves him twice in RN.
>>69113759
this
Bourne would END both of them
>>69114366
>i'm going to post these criticisms without context and ignore all the other things that happened like Ethan with a stab wound and no IMF funding evading CIA capture for months.
Cherrypicking dickless faggot.
>>69114243
this is true
>>69114073
>He's also physically probably able to take hunt easily and well matched with bourne but he's more ruthless.
what the fuck are you smoking
Ethan Hunt would probably win I think
>>69114421
>this mad that he was clearly btfo'd
:^)
>>69113031
In their current state or in their primes? Because you say Craig's bond is old and busted but he wasn't in Casino Royale.
Bond has the strongest plot armor of any character ever even though he is less talented than the other two.
Leaning towards Bourne.
I would rework this scenario a little bit.
>Ethan Hunt gets to do crazy stunts
vs.
>Bourne's girlfriend and complete CIA record is being held by the other two
vs.
>Bond has received a green light to kill directly from M and will not get in trouble for causing collateral damage
Ethan Hunt is actually all 3, wearing one of the prosthetic masks.
Bourne wihtout even thinking about it.
>>69114172
>that webm
is there one with BWREEEEE BWREEEEE the moment he disappears?
Bond would be the underdog in this fight, always pick the underdog.
Malcolm Turner wouldn't spare them or their families.
>>69113031
Jack Reacher kills them all then catches a greyhound to the next town
>>69114720
that's because his films are mostly escapism.
>>69115339
Susan Cooper and Malcolm Turner cinematic universe
>>69113031
CIA
Idris Elba would make them all suck his big black cock.
I would say Bourne, unless Ethan Hunt or Bond have a support team or gadgets.
>>69114366
Bond also gets saved in Casino Royale from Eva Green (the heart attack poison thing). I think the woman saves him in the most recent one too during the train scene.
Looks like Jason Bourne wins. Don't recall anyone ever saving him.
>>69115448
Why did that movie Spy get so many positive reviews? It was terrible and wasn't even funny. Is it because of feminism and body positivity shit?
>>69113759
>>69113946
why is this douche famous
he looks like a human worm
>>69116172
he can suck the dick like no other, apparently
>>69114172
WHAT THE FUCK
With their respective agencies:
Bond (MI6) > Hunt (IMF) > Bourne (none)
Solo:
Bourne > Bond = Hunt
>not doing the three B's
Jack Bauer wins. Every time.
>>69114243
But Hunt's entire job is doing the impossible. That's why Hunt will ALWAYS win. He might the only guy who could beat batman.
>>69113031
Hunt captures the other two then realizes the mission was dodgy and they all go on the run to find out who set them up
>>69116912
Yep. Bauer is unkillable
