Could /tv/ do the unthinkable?
Not if there's an itheberg in my way.
>>69105898
DUDE XD NO WAY 40 DAYS!?? PSSH AS IF BRO L M A O
I've been doing that for 26 years.
>>69105898
>my face when its been 13 hours and I want to kill myself
how do you virgins do it?
No sex means no masterbation. You all have not been doing it right
>>69105898
Most probably couldn't, given that it's only about 1% of adults who don't have sex on a regular basis.
Been doing that for 25 years now. My sex drive is pretty much nonexistant. Don't even want a gf anymore.
>>69106069
With as many obese Americans there are?
Who's fucking them?
>>69105985
as of monday, it's been 27 years for me bro
>>69106128
Other obese Americans.
Work at a start up during the height of the dotcom boom?
Yeah. I could do that. Who doesn't like bagels and doing nothing all day?
>>69106128
come to califronia
the tan skinny underage honeys grow on trees and are super horny
Was this movie set in Seattle or something?
>>69106135
In less than 4 years we will both have wizard powers - hang in there.
>>69106226
>>69106135
>>69105985
what kind of wood for your staff are you going to pick out?
>>69105985
>>69106108
>>69106135
22 years as of two days ago.
But honestly, do any of you even try to get laid? Unless you're actually getting yourself out there you shouldn't care too much.Or you're just autistic and actually feel like shit that you're forever alone but refuse to actually go out and do something about it.
>>69105898
> Main character gets raped
> GF is mad at him for it
>>69106210
San Francisco.
>>69105985
Masturbation counts tho
>>69106268
1. Be attractive
2. Dont be ugly
>>69105898
>Could /tv/ do the unthinkable?
It includes masturbartion so, no
>>69106286
this
fucking scary ass movie that no one cares he was rapedive masturbated to that scene a lot though
>>69106268
I honestly don't even try. I'm past the point of caring tbph.
>>69105898
>my face when its been 13 minutes and I want to kill myself
how do you virgins do it?
>>69106268
Ive had a couple of girlfriends. Hottest was a 6/10. Sex is fun and all that.
I'm not bad looking, and I normally can keep my autism and self-loathing to myself in social situations and when talking to girls, the only issue is that I never really put myself in social situations.
I don't actually go out and try to get laid because I have no idea how to engage people very well.
'im 24 and i never even kissed a girl
>>69106575
*kisses your post*
Today's your lucky day
;3
I am 37 years old.
My mother still buys me candy when I visit home and hands them to me the same way she did when I was a kid.
I work as a data inputter at a logistics company.
I have no friends.
I have no girlfriend.
The last time I kissed a girl was 1997.
The last time I got drunk was around 2006.
I am a virgin.
My dad left my mother for another women when I was very young.
For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
I was attractive in my late teens and early 20s buy my looks have worn off.
No girls notice me and I don't feel worthy of being noticed.
Sometimes I drive to McDonalds after work and buy way too much food and eat until I feel nauseous and then lie in the backseat while listening to R.E.M.
Last year I developed a crush on a girl who works at an Arby's near my workplace but when I asked her out she seemed to hope I was joking and said no thanks.
My old neighbour had a pet dog that I'd look after sometimes but he moved out and now all I have are the plants I try and care for.
>>69106670
sounds like you've got it all worked out anon
You nerds do realize this includes no fapping? I'm sure you can't even go 12 hours without jacking it to trannies.
16 months since the last time I had sex. Before that it was like 2 or 3 years.
>>69106268
I am not attractive
>Premature baldness
>Hairy back
>Pale skin
>Shitty job
>Living with parents
>Calm shy quiet assburger
Just
>>69106797
the cover says sex
no normal person thinks jerking off alone is sex.
>>69106670
>The last time I got drunk was around 2006.
Sounds like you need to booze up, bozo.
>>69106797
havent fapped in 3 days m8
and i prefer milfs
my test is too high
if i go more than an hour without cumming I start to get the shakes
>>69106670
If this isn't pasta it is now
>>69106670
pasta that shit on r9k before someone else does.
>lay in bed
>checking /tv/ and youtube videos on my phone
>wake up and go towards the kitchen
>looking into my little sister's room, see complex graphs of animal behavioural statistics on her monitor and giant textbooks on anatomy
>eating a well made omelette she prepared herself
>little sister
>actually 23
>will move to her fiance once she gets her degree
>make some instant soup, almost burn myself
>skipped classes again
>go back to my room
>>69106670
kek get this, the last time you kissed a girl i was 6 years old and i've had literally 1000% more sex than you
>>69106670
I don't believe you.
>>69106670
Only 2 more years and you will became Larry Laffer
>>69107044
1000% of zero is still zero anon
>>69107044
1000% of 0 is 0
>my face when im a chad thundercock that fucks dimes on the daily but like to pretend im a lonely virgins like you guys and post sadpasta all the time
why do I do this?
>>69107139
>The character is a middle-aged, balding man trying to seduce attractive women. Larry was a nerdy geek all his life and eventually became a computer programmer. He never had close relations with friends, women, or his colleagues, and every day of his life was identical as he lived with his mother. Around his 38th birthday, his brain hit a sexual alarm and started having his first kinky thoughts; he started reading adult magazines and could not concentrate on his work. Because of this his life was destroyed; he was fired from his job, and upon returning home he found his house had been sold and his mother had left for vacation. Larry then decided to turn a page forward in his life; he left everything and decided to live the wild life.
holy shit never knew he had such deep lore
>>69107165
Same. Im probably responsible for AT LEAST 30% of 'tfw no gf' style posts and I've got 3 fb that are legit 10.
>>69107147
>>69107161
oh yeah. well how would i express what i meant to say with numbers?
>>69107004
>little sister is scoring prestigious internships and jobs year after year
>im 23 and have only have one job ever, washing cars
>finished college two years ago, still washing cars
Meanwhile she's moving to Washington DC for an internship at a national paper this summer. And I'm still washing fucking cars.
>>69107254
"1'm 4 r451n5 f45507"
>>69107258
Don't worry, when she makes it big you can extort money from her to keep quiet about being the family's dirty secret.
>>69107242
are we secretly all normies in some weird pseudo-lonely circle jerk...?
>>69105898
if you rule out masturbation. most of us have this dryspell thing mastered
>>69107324
>>69107324
I'm a fully functioning autist, if I hadn't known myself I'd think I was a normie.
>>69107324
no its just delusion setting in.
>>69107258
just do your best and be happy for her?
wanting your siblings (or anyone for that matter) to perform worse than you just so you can feel better is really shitty behavior
notice how Josh Hartnett is not a manlet
get some robert down jr style foot stilts you virgins
>>69107324
No, my life is genuinely sad and empty
>tfw you move past the stage of wanting a gf and realise you're happier alone than you would be in a relationship
>>69107496
lel ya keep telling yourself that
>>69107420
You're projecting awfully hard there, normie. If she does good, great. My life is the one thats total shit. go back to r.eddit.
>>69106670
I love her dead stare when she fucks. why is that my fetish for girls in porn?
I hate when they look like their having fun.
>>69107254
"i had sex with 1 underage cousin who was too young to know better"
there you go, now kill yourself
>>69107165
>>69107242
Me too brahs, trolling the internet is 2 fun
>>69105898
>talking to ex gf from high school
>she tells me its been so long since she's had sex
>tell her it's been 10 years for me
>she gives me a look like i just told her i collect aborted fetuses
fucking
>>69106670
>tfw this is me in 11 years minus the kiss
>>69107534
kLike everything else in life, sex doesn't live up to the hype
>>69107547
Sweet Christ, this is literally you.
>>69107679
uhhh that was the moment to fuck the shit out of her but you blew it saying weird shit you autist
>>69107705
oh and minus the ever looking good and not getting drunk anymore
>>69106441
>haven't cum in 40 days
>hot, crazy ex rides you and forces you to drain yourself inside of her.
Me too bro
>>69106670
shit
>>69107679
no, that look means "why the fuck would you say that when i gave you a perfect in you fucking dink"
>>69107732
I work outside and lift heavy objects at work, faggot. Once again, nice projections fatty. Commit suicide as soon as possible. Preferably in front of your parents.
This probably belongs on /r9k/ but is a modern phenomenon, or has culture always been like this, with a huge group of unloved, sex-deprived, sad men?
>>69106895
At least you have a job :^)
>>69107850
>I'm a day laborer who sucks so bad even the shit unions wouldn't pick me up
>>69107769
getting drunk is a massive normie red flag.
>>69107895
Cant read either, can you? But really, why are you still alive? JUST do it!
>>69107860
>has culture always been like this, with a huge group of unloved, sex-deprived, sad men?
probably more so before modern days thats why we had such good writers and mostly manly man fucked bitches. Just look at mad men.
we have such easy ways to get laid now tohugh: tinder/facebook bleh bleh bleh, all that normie shit yet some people in this thread still can't get laid its pretty sad.
>>69107860
Yes, but they used to wind up dying or in the priesthood of whatever the local religion is, by the age they are.
>>69107980
Nah it's the opposite. In the past, people rarely left their little towns and just settled with the people their age around then. Now, women have tons of options, and they have the upper hand, and with feminism/sluttiness, women just bang all the hot alpha guys. Why would they ever settle for us?
>>69107679
women think going a week without sex is a long time, because its so easy for them to get
9712 days and 9711 nights and going strong lads.
>>69107850
I'm not that other guy, FYI.
You're an extremely angry little man. I think you should calm down and stop taking 4chan so seriously. Do you need to talk about anything?
>that faggot who won't just let us feel
He's in every thread.
>>69108106
wtf
>>69108168
jesus i fucking hate nu-/tv/
suicide as soon as possible
![cool-guy-doing-ok-sign-3255493[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7GkRZ40.jpg "cool-guy-doing-ok-sign-3255493[1].jpg")
I've already done the unthinkable 228.125 times.
>>69106670
beautiful
>>69108106
Just fucking kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YzC7FNC9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8p5Mihi4w
>>69108106
This kind of thing still scare the shit out of men who already don't trust women
>>69108246
fucking great movie why did sandler turn to shit?
>>69106895
You can mitigate most of that easily. Buzzcut, get a tan by spending some time outside, train at least a little to develop your posture and confidence and get a back wax once a month and you'll add a shit load to your appearance mate.
>>69108292
Dunno, this was his peak movie. Not all that silly goofy shit.
>>69108264
Holy fuck, this.
>Invest a shitload of emotional capital, time and money into a relationship
>She decides 'lol, no'
>>69108106
>>69106895
Maybe talk with a coworker?
As the other anon said, at least you have a job :)
>>69107924
guess im a 26 year old ugly kissless jobless normie then because i get drunk, but only so drunk because drinking too much in one sitting started making me feel suicidal a few years ago
>>69105898
>literally a doctor
>still no gf
At least I know how to kill myself.
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE
I'M ON MY KNEES, BEGGING PRETTY PELASE
KILL ME
I WANT TO DIE
PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD
>>69106670
>For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
Lmao
>>69108395
thats actually fucking crazy
how?
>>69108329
I work with all men. The internet and meeting drunk girls at bars are the only two ways Ive had sex
>>69108340
its not a deciding factor but its like saying you went to a rock concert with friends or something.
>>69108395
Same boat, I'm a successful lawyer in a big city and can't get a fucking girl. Every girl I'm interested in either turns out to be a slut, or has a boyfriend, or in the rare case that she's non-slut and single, she doesn't like me.
>>69108411
>>69108395
>doctor
>time to post on 4chins
Pharmacy techs aren't doctors, anon.
>>69108458
I bet hes pakistani or something
>>69108231
I'm positive that I've been here longer than you have, and that's nothing to be proud of. Being easily wound up by a stranger on the internet doesn't make said stranger a newfag, it just means you're easily wound up. Calm yourself, lad.
>>69106258
that dude probably gets shitloads of sikh pussy tbhwithyoufam
>>69108583
SO SEND THE PAIN BELOW
>>69108458
I always rationalised that I was too busy, maybe later. Maybe after the next lot of exams. Maybe once I start clinical placements. Maybe after I qualify and start working.
Medical school surrounded me (a typical /v/ semi-autist with an above average ability to retain information) with a bunch of workaholics who were born to be doctors. I never clicked with anyone there, and the intensity of the course meant I hardly spent any time around non-medics.
I've gone from school to A-Levels to medical school to work and never learned how to speak to girls.
On the plus side, pic related.
>>69108503
British doctor. The European Working Time Directive stops the hospitals from making us work more than 48 hours a week on average (we still do, just aren't paid for it).
>go 24 years without sex
>figure out how to get laid and spend the next 4 years sleeping with lots of women
>figure out that almost none of them want any commitment and its just an empty physical desire
sex doesnt solve your problems
>>69108623
Are you okay?
>>69107725
>he thinks sex is what matters
>tfw gf and I watch Tree of Life in a theater on acid and hold each others hands while crying before we take a ferry ride across the lake as a storm rages in the distance
have fun living your life alone faggot
>mfw its been 2 hours and I want to die
holy fuck how do you virginfags do it
>>69105985
same.
>>69108698
Forgot my pic.
>>69108770
can't miss something you've never experienced
>>69108605
He's probably married and faithful
>tfw I've killed more people than I've had sex with
I like to pretend that killing another man in combat makes up for being a virgin, but deep down I know it doesn't.
>>69108790
whats the point of money if youre not happy and never have sex?
>>69106670
>R.E.M.
Truly the best music for a case of the feels. I listened to exclusively through hs. what's your favourite album?
>>69108709
>go 24 years without sex
>figure out that if I get women really really really ridiculously hammered and bring them to a secluded area that I can slip my winky into them
>the mere thought of me when they sober up sends them into fits of vicious vomiting
>they pretend I don't exist and wonder if what happened counts as rape
fucking drunk blind whores with no use of their faculties doesn't solve your problems
>ftfy
>>69105898
Unthinkable? I've been doing that for 43 years.
>>69108698
>exams
You're not literally a doctor.
That said, relax dude. You'll be pulling tail once you manage to get done school. I've worked a few years at a hospital. It's a very rare doc who actually has any social skills, and they all have nurses swooning for them.
Even the very, very gay ones.
>>69108909
At least tell me it gets easier. Like, it isn't such a gnawing need anymore
>>69108819
I used to fuck guys like you in Iraq.
>>69106069
>One year without sex
I just realized it's been 13 months since I last had sex. God damn it.
>>69108957
Pretty gay desu famlamambalam
>>69106135
hang on you're almost a wizard, just 3 years fampai
>>69108799
he probably had an arranged marriage got out of it then got some 18 year old.
>>69108905
wtf are you talking about? Ive been on plenty of internet dates, and whether I end up sleeping with them or not the whole "relationship" lasts less than 2 weeks. I have no idea how people maintain relationships in todays world
>mfw i didn't get laid during college
>mfw EVERYONE was getting laid during college
>>69109041
>got out of it
Probably not
Considering he's a pooinloo he still probably rapes one 18 years old per week with the lads though
>>69108957
but.. then I wouldn't be a virgin
>>69109045
Be likeable.
>>69109067
>fat chick was into me
>I could have easily got me some of that
>decided against it
to this day I am not sure if I regret that or not
>>69109110
Better alone than in bad company
>>69108933
The exams came and went, I've been working for nearly three years. I've been fortunate enough to work with some real qt nurses and every single one has been a) engaged b) married and/or c) pregnant.
>>69108856
I don't actually hate my life. I have a good job and financial security, and I'd miss them if they were gone. I kinda feel like I'm already too old to get a first gf. If I've made it to my late twenties without ever having been in a relationship, there must be something wrong with me, right?
I think I might try a change of scenery before I get locked into a speciality training program. I might go to Australia for a bit.
/blog
>>69109110
Depends how fat
Was she uggo?
>>69109110
I've had a bunch of fat girls be into me
But I'm not into fat chicks so I'm not going to stoop to that level just to get laid
Fat chicks are gross
I'm 47 and a virgin. Nobody ever taught me anything about women. That "kinda cute" girl in high school who told me she "loved how my hair swayed in the breeze?" She was totally fucking into me. Or the other girl in middle school who smiled shyly when I explained maths shit to her? She was totally fucking into me. I never saw a goddamn thing.
Now it's too late. I don't care about women anymore. I don't care about men. I don't care about children, I don't care about animals, I don't even care about my goddamn family. All I have, anonymous poster, is this "autistic shit all day" to post. That and waiting to see if humanity decides to go nuclear and destroy itself.
Believe me when I tell you that the train has well and fucking truly left the station.
>>69106069
>tfw only kissed another person outside of my family when I was like ten years old and I'm 19 now
I'm not gonna make it bros
>>69109162
Sorta. Pretty fat though.
>>69109165
That was my line of thought. She did absolutely nothing for me. It was either "lose virginity for the sake of it" or retain self respect.
See, the thing is, I like women. But on a broader scale, I hate people.
>>69109203
jesus
>>69109314
same
This thread is so odd, I had plenty of sex starting in high-school (not bragging, it just happened) but lately I refuse all the girls that are foolish enough to approach me. I fucked up few long term relationships and it was all my fault, when it gets serious I panic. I would rather have your jobs and financial stability anons. Sex and relationships aren't making me happy anymore (not sure they ever did) to be really honest.
the worst part about life after college isn't not having sex. it's just never getting to meet women outside of work. can't smile at a woman you see anymore because you're a scummy perv (unless you're a literal demigod blessed with heavenly looks). being polite just means 'you're nice'. there aren't really many avenues to show people your true self unless you decide to get into online dating. maybe clubs?
worst part about going into your 20s/30s is how much your job becomes a factor when looking for a woman. women can be unemployed and living with their parents and there would be thousands of men willing to be her bf. but if you're an unemployed man living with your parents you're a fucking failure and are easy pickings for female derision
>>69108106
should read "I want to fuck around more", video is meaningless
>>69109045
i tend to think all the relationship types got married fast while still attractive.
then all the more party whore types wait until they are too old to pull chads constantly anymore.
just blind guesses
>>69109203
>47
>posting on otaku image boards
Le Shiggster
>>69109426
Far rather have 40+ people posting here than under 25s
“You want to know my real feelings? How I really feel about you? I think you're pathetic. I think you're the most pathetic person I've ever known. When I first saw you I thought you were only quiet because you were shy and intelligent, I really did. But since then I've come to realize that you're just an angry, bitter, egotistical freak. You are so delusional it's actually sad. You think just because you can't interact with people that you're somehow better than them, I mean are you kidding me? And not only that but you're so clingy. You make little snide remarks about everyone you see. It's like you're trying to trap me in your pathetic little existence and expect me to find your loneliness mysterious or interesting. Well I don't, and I'm leaving, and I'll know better from now on to presume anything about lonely guys like you, because I really don't want to waste my time again"
I'm 19 and so far in my life I've been entirely content with not having any romantic relationships or anything like that, but from time to time I still get this intense aching that feels terrible. Other than that I am totally fine.
Probably my shitty genes trying to get me to find a lady to create kids with or some shit. Fuck off body, world don't need no more kids and I got other shit to do.
>>69109453
This. That's why I love /diy/, I have a feeling a lot of oldfags are there and they occasionally visit other boards like /tv/ and /g/.
>>69109517
at least I don't look like a pig LOL
>>69109517
go on...
Last week a girl told me she hadn't had sex in over 6 months.
I banged her in the bathroom of a bar, and it was only the 2nd time I had sex in my life
>>69109615
noice.
>>69109517
>>69109615
Omg same
then I woke up though
>became a normie
>got 2 gfs
>8 month relationship
>it was over
>went back to being alone
>happier than ever
Gf is overrated. Too much stress unless you can get a perfect waifu.
>>69109657
same lol
then I stopped playing Skyrim
>>69109683
>see friends get gfs
>every time they spend 80% of their time texting on their phone when you're with them
i don't even know what i'd talk about if i had a gf. for me conversations always have a natural length and once they run their course i take a break. how much bullshit do you have to spout to keep your gf interested in texts
>>69109571
/tg/ can be pretty chill as well. Even /x/ has some interesting stuff.
>>69109788
>how much bullshit do you have to spout to keep your gf interested in texts
dude a lot its fucking retarded but this new girl im into only texts me like once a day its awesome. At first I thought she wasn't into me but she is hard. Find a girl like that its perfect
>>69109788
Its to assure their girlfriends they aren't cheating on them. Not as blunt as that but pretty much "yeah I remember you I keep texting inane shit to you to show I still want to plough you"
>>69109683
>become a normie
>got a gf
>breaks up with me after 3 months
I've felt shit ever since, and it's been almost a month
>>69109790
5 but moved shouldn't count
>>69108106
sources??
>>69109790
>so close to normie
dodged a bullet
>>69109571
Slow boards like /diy/ usually don't have the 'board culture' that attracts idiots, but on the flipside you don't end up with fun discussions like this. I don't know if it has anything to do with age. People on /diy/ are there for a certain reason, people on /tv/ are here to shit around and waste time.
>>69109210
Good choice.
>>69109790
>>69109973
I come here purely for the memes, nostalgia threads and nothing else.
>>69109962
Shit, forgot to check "parents are proud of you".
>>69110022
mfw i hate television and film and only post positively in star trek threads.
>>69109795
Yeah, I forgot how comfy /x/ can be. I'll check /tg/ one of these days.
>>69109973
True but sometimes I miss actual discussion, might be getting old and bitter though.
>>69108742
>>69109790
Welp
Basically all of these happened in the last year though
>>69110097
>mfw I don't even own a television
haven't done for 8 years now, but I'm a bong and fuck if I'm paying anything for the godawful shit they are showing these days
>>69106068
i've been having sex all this time
Try 19 months and still counting since my ex broke up with after 4 years. Fuck that bitch.
guys this movie is about a dude not masturbating or having sex for 40 days as a religious thing
/tv/ could not make it 48 hours without masturbating
>>69110099
Not memeing, /tg/ feels like the closest thing we have to reddit
I still go there but you can tell the mentality is different
>>69110242
>19 months
wow your life sucks so much !!!
>>69110248
nigger I'm not 13 anymore I can go weeks without jacking
>>69110255
You should visit /co/ some time
Kill me, Pete.
>>69110153
>>69110311
Right, /co/mblr
Thanks but no thanks
>>69110311
I stopped going there I think around the time Adventure Time really got going.
I only go there for the goth girl threads around halloween.
>>69109790
>tfw you get literally all of those except "parents are proud of you"
>tfw you will never be good enough
>>69110332
Kill me, Pete.
>24
>Had 1 gf a few years ago
>We made out a lot and I diddled her once
>said she wanted to fuck me but wanted to take things slow first
>later on she dumped me
I was so close /tv/
so fucking close
>>69108755
This.
Sex is great and all, and I would love to have it at least once before I die, but what I really crave is a female companion, one with whom I can spend my life, or at least part of it.
I'm still only 22, but my life seems to be heading towards the 30 year old NEETs in this thread.
>>69110482
mate you got a lot closer than I have ever done.
THEY SAY FREAK
WHEN YOU'RE SINGLED OUT
>>69105898
managed to do the unthinkable for over 10 000 days
>>69108755
>Tree of Life
should we be jealous of you and your pleb gf m8?
>>69108465
there's a difference. going to a rock concert with friends is a definitively social activity, necessitating friends willing to bring you along to their social activities as well as an active interest in live rock music. drinking alone is the opposite, highly indicative of a miserable lonely life
>>69106526
This . Gf of four years just left me. Im decent looking and not a sperg but i just have too much work to go out and meet people or even hang out with friends to meet new ones. I can tell a long dry spell is coming my way.
>>69110721
more people drink then dont drink though right? so its considered more normal.
>was raining other day
>light a joint with my gf
>put on twin peaks
>fuck my gf silly while watching it and listening to the storm outside
>later that day go to a modeling shoot with her and eat a bunch of free food
so good
>>69110768
>woke up to my mom yelling that I was late for school again
>it ain't me starts playing
Fixed the ending for ya m8
>>69109110
hooking up with fat/ugly chicks is a proper way for an ugly dude to get more experience and confidence. Just because her face looks worse doesn't mean her parts work different or she's somehow "easy level" in bed. It's good practice for when you want the real A+ punami
>>69106670
at least the though of normal sex still excites you. if I ever hired an escort I'd probably tell her order me to lick her feet, sit on my face and spit in my mouth
>Have gf who loves having sex all the time
>She is terrible at it though
>She grows abusive and treats me like shit
>Literally fucks some other guy because I was "working too much"
>She wants to stay together because I'm the best thing that's ever happened to her
>Say fuck no and delete that whore from my life
>Get tinder and fuck a few girls since then but nothing crazy
>Get promoted at work and am now opening my own business
>Find out bad health news
Life is a little weird, but sex isn't the most important thing bros
>>69109790
HOLY FUCK IVE DONE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE EXCEPT FOR TEAM SPORTS. WHO THE FUCK AM I
>>69110855
This guy gets it.
Doesn't really matter if she's fat, you don't have to spend the rest of your life with it.
+ ugly chicks usually give better sex
>>69110747
i guess, but i can tell you one thing, my normie housemates did not consider it normal or a sign of relatability to walk by my doorway and see the empty beer cans scattered in my room while i sat unwashed and dead eyed staring apathetically at my computer screen, beer gut hanging out. we're talking a bout a 19 year old here
>>69107400
>>69107324
Nope, I'm for real
>>69105898
According to Wikipedia and likely backed up by the flick itself, he does abstain from masturbation as well.
>>69110957
i didn't get it back when it really mattered though lmao. spent most of high school pining after the hot girls while looking down on the ugly girls and the nice nerdy guys who got with them. flash forward and those nice nerdy guys all bagged at least 6s while I'm still supremely unconfident even though i know i can make a fat girl cum multiple times, because i don't know how to seduce or establish a game plan
>>69110949
hope it's not too serious bro
but seriously go fuck yourself normie
>>69110949
fuck
off
>>69111076
>>69111078
I'm not a normie, I fucking got promoted to maximum slack off job just so I could shitpost with you my bros
Just get tinder and lie if you want sex that bad
I'm currently talking to this girl who likes Studio Ghibli anime and I think by the end of the week I'll fuck her, and I'm pretty ugly so it's easy
>>69109962
>all these things
>never had a job
Not even a part time one?
>>69111166
>knowing what tinder is
>>69111166
>I'm not a normie
t. deluded normie
>>69109790
>>69111365
loser
>>69111492
>>69109790
More like cyborg
Just got out of a 5 year relasionship, was dumped on the 27th december last year because my gf had enough of me as i couldnt get my shit together as my mum died 3 years ago and have had severe depression since.
Live with my bro and sister where we clash alot theyre only sane when high to cover up their depression
Not working and i was at college but falling behind and failing.
I miss my mum and I miss my ex.
Worst of all, im a manlet.... it is very hard for a manlet to get a gf.
>>69105898
i already am, perpetually
>>69108458
>how?
>find tall building
>hit all buzzers
>get in
>climb to top floor
>open window
>jump off
Took him 6 years of med school to get that.
>>69109790
maybe there is hope
>>69105985
25 years as of today
I've been having regular sex for 7 months now (with different people)
>>69111707
so, a girls said she loves you but youve never had sex? I am the opposite
>>69111741
I wish I was gay, it sounds so easy
>>69109790
>>69111707
maybe
>>69105985
Sex is disgusting
>>69111811
>>69111830
>>69109657
*then she woke up
>>69111851
whatever jughead
>>69106670
>Sometimes I drive to McDonalds after work and buy way too much food and eat until I feel nauseous and then lie in the backseat while listening to R.E.M.
>>69107924
Not when you're getting drunk alone in your room nightly.
>>69109790
That was a close on lads
>>69106670
EVERYBODY HURTS SOMETIMES
