You're in the club, minding your own business, when this guy comes up to you and smacks your girlfriend on the ass... What do you do?
>>69101369
snatch his birthday
snatch his birthday
>>69101369
Unsheath my german katana
Hey, Nico, get lost. Roman is waiting for you in a bowling club.
Pretty sure this wave of seagal posting is spearheaded by reddit crossposters.
just look at the OP's filename. Definitely a mobileredditor
>>69101369
Tell him that JCVD is in the club too.
>my gf says a big guy just slapped her on the ass
"Well, I'm sorry to hear that"
>>69101369
I'll call richie
Do you think Segal has ever been in a legitimate fight with anyone?
>>69101369
You're in the club and this guy grabs your gf in the ass and asks for a lapdance. what the fuck do you do?
>>69107873
tell him a story about the mature caterpillar
>hey beech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1In78YppuA
>>69103502
I'm gonna take you to the blood bank.
>>69101369
Stop making the same thread over and over again due to a lack of originality.
So Steven Seagal is becoming Will Sasso.
https://youtu.be/mXx3_ykUpfY
>>69108130
>sasso got thinner
>seagal got fatter
pottery
>>69108130
Pretty much every single "Will Sasso does Steven Seagal skit" on MADTV is biographykino at this point
>>69103595
Because now..
>>69105443
Only when your mother tried to fuck him m9
>>69101369
>smacks her on the ass
>not "walks into the club and snatches her birthday"
come on senpai
>>69108130
Shouldve posted this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTi0A3BF0i4RIP in peace David Carradine