PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER
WAS WHACKIN OFF IN THE MOVIE THEATER
SPRAYED HIS LOAD ACROSS THE SCREEN
AND RUINED TITANIC'S FINAL SCENE
OH!
>>69099634
Bunp
I have never met a single person who unironically enjoys Dice.
How did this guy get so popular?
>>69099829
Fuck off, you thirteen year old reddit scum.
YOU DIDN'T THINK WE'D KILL THE KOALA DID YOU
>>69099829
OOOOOOOOOOOH
>>69099843
No seriously, is it an American thing or what?
>>69099996
is it an english thing for your comedians to be shitty and insufferable? I've long wondered that. All that glib wasted on mental masturbation and faux poignance
and yes. nobody takes dice seriously, he does say funny shit but he hasnt been big since the 80s and back then everyone was on coke so mistakes were made and somehow dice made it
it's an old-guys-on-4chan thing.
sad, really. anyone who is into him now is probably age 45+ or so....
>>69099634
He was funny for maybe 2 years...after that he was shit.
Oldfag here
Only millennials don't laugh at the Diceman.
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.
>>69100836
that's a yuge age range
you are right, still, anyone under 40 wouldn't
>>69100060
There's more countries in the world than just America and England. Not that I would expect an American to know that...
>>69100984
>comedy outside of america or england
oh I'm laughin.
>>69100836
You are a millennial.
>>69099829
YOU SUCK SO MANY COCKS YOU'VE GOT STRETCH MARKS AROUND THE MOUTH
OH!
>>69101011
The most famous comedians of all time are neither American nor English. Not that I would expect an American to know that...
Everything that he says about women is based on the kind of ignorant dirty jokes told by insecure teenage boys among themselves, as they try to conceal their misinformation and bolster their courage by objectifying women into creatures who can be dismissed with the usual crude obscenities. Even then, if he were mocking or kidding this attitude, it could perhaps be funny. But not a single word in Clay's film indicates that he has been able to deal with the fact that women are living, thinking beings. He sees only their sexual organs, fears them, and must punish or conquer them to reassure himself.
"Dice Rules" was filmed in concert (what a word) at Madison Square Garden, which the comedian was able to fill two nights in a row. It is eerie, watching the shots of the audience. You never see anyone just plain laughing, as if they'd heard something that was funny. You see, instead, behavior more appropriate at a fascist rally, as his fans stick their fists in the air and chant his name as if he were making some kind of statement for them. Perhaps he is. Perhaps he is giving voice to their rage, fear, prejudice and hatred. They seem to cheer him because he is getting away with expressing the sick thoughts they don't dare to say.
>FUKING FUCK SHIT COCKS GIRL JUST SUCK MY DICK I'M SO FUNNY FUCK OHHH!!
>WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE CHINK MAN, OHHH!! SO MANY INDIANS IN HERE OHHH!!
Kill yourself.
>>69100060
Get a load of this amerifat!
OH!
>>69101117
VFS detected.
>>69101070
Sums it up pretty well.
>>69101058
Post some links then shit heel.
>>69101166
>mfw inbred malnourished yurocuck try to converse with its superiors on a Montenegrin bean trading message board
He's the most painfully unfunny comedian to ever have achieved mass success. I would rather watch Jeff Dunham.
>>69101730
>I would rather watch Jeff Dunham.
Wow.
*le epic puppet fartz*
>>69101058
lmao no
>>69101070
This
It's like watching a fanatical rally. Really bizarre. They have his entire routine memorised
>>69100984
Wrecd
>>69101070
>if he were mocking or kidding this attitude
>real name: Andrew Clay Silverstein
Just another Jew doing an ignorant goy impression.
>>69101250
what?
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO
YOUR MUDDA SWALLOWED MY GOO
I SLAPPED HER FACE
CALLED HER A DISGRACE
THEN SHE WENT AND HAD YOU
Fucking bump for the Diceman. Fuck off, underage.
>>69100984
little anon blew
HE NEEDED THE MONEY
OHHHHHH
>>69100376
its more sad to be wasting your youth here
>>69101070
Nice antisemitism there.
SO I'M HENGIN' OUT WID THESE FEGS
>stealing material from Gilbert Gottfried
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
Comedian Anthony cumia doing a crossover of Dice and ISIS- dicis. Fucking gold.
http://youtu.be/q1_32wPrdSQ
>>69104518
Not as good as Andrew Dice Gay, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFemsyWK0U
SO I GOT MY TONGUE UP THIS CHICK'S ASS
>>69104729
>ahh gooshhhhhh
Fucking kek. Patrice appearance on top of it too, home run chippah
so is his new show good or not
Wilmer Valderama found a tickle
Went on his knees and sucked a pickle
Shot a loaded gun made of cum on his fickle
Ate lunch on a cloud made of broken nickels
>>69104729
brilliant
always been peripherally aware of o&a but that's just top shit - I'd appreciate more links, famalams, to any top ant and patrice bant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOKRJZel4OY
What's the best Diceman special?
>>69106603
o&a have since split but both have great shows now, opie is on sirius still with Jim Norton
> Patrice bant
This one happens to be my favorite, http://youtu.be/gUVwy3GLYsY He was the master of breaking down ethic groups
(Also, Cult of Philip- spinoff show hosted by Patrice on women, race, etc.)
> from r/opieandanthony (still very active sub)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKy2h0ohX84 Stallone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcXOryOXC40 Face/off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCZevpfEK5k Independence day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO4XW0JbGdI The Ropers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxoTwzbYRQE Jesse Ventura Mockery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2m19w5Igc The Mongoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUaE_tpKA6c Twister (It's already here!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENByjqnsQ4 Ayy Nayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy2AlZxzGU8 Ant hates Mustard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5db2sy3ZSc Patrice makes fun of Lady Gaga
LOUIE CK WAS A FREQUENT IN HIS EARLY DAYS. Here is him asking Donald Rumsfield if he's a lizard person during interview - repeatedly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8Y2nO_8TM
>>69107131
>full oneal playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQQRJO4iSxg5naeLofkq_ZCjEO4ZBBk3o
>anything jocktober
>all Louis ck appearances
> r/classicoanda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg0Ojq4jCSY jimmy is the grocery man
http://youtu.be/ryxc8Tc6n3o Hoarders- lady who shit in bag for 10 years
https://youtu.be/f37wtOoleJ0 Erock is drunk
https://youtu.be/bANQPKS0TH8 Creepy Children
https://youtu.be/UVLP-qurBqU Ants racist line
https://youtu.be/pNfTI3w3IDY Bobo watches magic and talks road trip
https://youtu.be/Syv_t1fS9yw Chip does an entertainment piece
https://youtu.be/JChFT3Vt4V0 O&A fire a mcdonalds employee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0ZvQe1IVI - Jim visits Anthony (anhony jokes about being an alcoholic but Norton really makes his alone time with Anthony appear sad. Top kek)
https://youtu.be/Lv8JSFSyWKw Tequila and donuts day
Great bants anything _____ vs ___
>Colin Quinn
>rich vos
>bobby Kelly
>Louis ck
>Patrice
>Bonnie McFarlane
>Bill burr
>"Erock" (morbidly obese producer in self-denial that he's going to be dead by 40)
>
Side note:
Check out 'the bonfire' on Comedy Central radio. Hosted by frequent guests and is the new OA
>>69107131
>>69107480
much appreciated, will look into it more since I'm on a roll now
I know what they're up to nowadays, their split and all that drama surrounding it, but I have almost zero grasp of the history leading up to that point (yuropoor, before my time) beyond from what I've seen discussed; I started looking into Patrice not too long before he passed
since I get 99% of everything they talk about and make references to, for me it's a wealth of material every time I happen on a great bit
Do you have a Dice jacket, /tv/?
