>american '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''humour''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>69092175
You're too stupid to get it.
>>69092175
Why didn't he just put the pie on the ground?
Why not take it to the bathroom?
Why would Amerifats still eat that pie?
>>69092231
you don't waste pie, son
>>69092197
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
HE WAS LITERALLY *FUCKING A PIE*
>>69092175
>he thinks Americans actually liked American Pie
>>69092175
more like jew humour
>>69092175
How did he fuck the thing in that position? A pie pan is too shallow for him to go straight up and down, and if he went at an angle it would destroy the pie, which is in ok shape when we see it later. How is this possible?
>country banter threads are banned from /sp/
>forced to reduce myself to mocking american humour instead
Fair enough, there is plenty of american ""humour" to mock, but its not the same.
>>69092387
babby dick
>>69092175
Was this an alternate scene? I swear the first time I saw this he was standing up and holding it to his crotch (facing a microwave?), then looked back over his shoulder as his dad came in when I watched it again it was this scene laying on the bench??
>>69092387
>and if he went at an angle it would destroy the pie, which is in ok shape when we see it later.
Doesn't look like it's in great shape to me.
>>69092231
>Why would Amerifats still eat that pie?
If there weren't any pubes I'd give it a go. Can't waste good pie anon.
>>69092175
>british "banter"
>>69092337
>Americans watching Braveheart
>>69092505
It happens in every movie.
>>69092505
New timeline
>>69092505
There's like 3 different versions. Don't know which one is counted as official now but there's one for the uncut, one for the regular and one for tv cuts.
>british """"""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>69092882
>its a yank spends all their ammo in one post episode
>>69092882
Ministry of Silly Walks still makes me laugh after all these years
American humour is either:
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE VIRGINS LMAO
>DUDE BLACK COCK LMAO
>British reality
Sorry UKuck, everyone else wins and you lose yet again.
>>69092957
>ran out of ideas mocking british humour 23 posts in
>>69092957
>>69092982
No, your lives are just a source of humour for the rest of us.
>>69093015
>No
>clearly has.
WEW
E
W
>>69092957
>comic sans
Why?
Also, if you think this is real you are gullible as fuck
>>69092913
>watch this video
>its a bunch of people screaming laughter so fucking loud I can barely hear what they're saying half the time and exactly what it sounds like, just funny walks
Fuck you dude
>>69093036
The letter is real but it's unrelated to the pictures of kids praying
>>69092993
Oh hey, I can match that one to you too.
>>69093032
Wewing at your life, m8.
>>69093036
>WAAAA IT'S NOT REAL I DON BUHLEEV IT BRUV SOMEONE CALL ME MUM'S BULL AND HAVE HIM GLASS THIS CUNT
WEWing @ your LIFE!
One thing I've noticed that still seems to appear in American humor is the whole "Hahahaha, he is gay". I mean it isn't a joke about homosexuality, stereotypes or anything like it. Just "He is gay" which apparently is humor.
Don't care about it, but I'm pretty amazed it still appears in American comedies.
>>69092993
What yhe fuck
>>69093115
Turbofaggot spotted.
>It's an everytime a britcuck tries to talk shit about America every other country points out how much shittier britcuck is thread
Every time. You're all so inbred you don't realize you should quit making these threads and it just makes me laugh harder every single time you do.
>>69092993
This is fucking insanity. How can a judge steal 13 years of a man's life for literally nothing and sleep at night? It would wreak havoc on my conscience and I fucking hate people.
>>69093168
We're booting the cunts from the EU too m8. Finally got sick of their shit.
>be american comedian
>fart
>thunderous applaud
>plane crashes into film studio
>>69093168
>everytime britlads rip into americans, they just claim they're better because reasons
Ausfag here
a decade or two ago, Britain would have been right
However, the USA is far superior to Britghanistan now
but the most important thing isthis isn't /tv/ fuck off there's enough shitty threads as is without going off topic
>>69093246
>Ausfag here
stop reading there.
>>69093232
Farts and dressing in women's clothes is all there is in British humour. It's trash. Fuck off.
>>69093246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
>>69093233
...
Was that supposed to mean something?
>>69093233
Hey look it's that ugly guy that looks like a melting pudding that they replaced on his auto show with the American actor that was a better driver than all the Brits.
>>69093263
The duck butter on my gooch has more substance than yank '''humour'''
>>69093268
This kind of banter is why Brits USED to be better than seppos
>>69093342
Yes, as evidenced by that well worded and intelligent reply you must be a bastion of wit and humour.
>>69093263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkjDuSVXiE
>>69092175
>america
>humour
Pick one
>>69093342
>>69093369
I laughed.
Does vagina actually feel like warm apple pie?
>>69092982
>you need more than a few zingers to knock shitty british humor.
Shit's so boring and bland that even making fun of it is difficult and depressing.
why does americans get so buttblasted when someone points out that their country & "culture" is ridiculous or is otherwise critical of burgerland
>>69093790
More like bags of sand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wUe5aEwHM
>american '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''humour'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>69093790
He wasn't talking about vagina, he was talking about oral sex
>>69093925
I'm not an american, I thought 3rd base was fingerbanging
>>69093790
vagina feels more like sand paper
>>69093853
>>69094032
Just fyi i'm asking about the apple pie, I know what vag feels like.
>>69094052
salty milk and coins
>it's another "Brits versus Americans" thread
When will you people realise there's more similarities between you than there are differences? And that both are vastly superior to 90% of the rest of the world?
>>69093790
... m8
>>69093268
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
>no poofters
imagine if they made this today
>>69093790
>>69093925
>>69093951
he was talking about fingerbanging
you even see Oz make the magic 2 symbol as he describes it
>>69093790
A man's ass feels better
>>69093181
Prior convictions.
>>69094347
It's never going to happen, muffin.
>>69094154
you need to go deeper m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knwwgZNeIpA
Movie should just be called "Pie" because all movies are made in america.
>>69094395
Thats not up to you
>MY FUCKING VISAGE WHEN I REALISED AMERICUTS NEED LUBE
>MY ENTIRE FACE WHEN I NEVER KNEW WHY AMERIBURGERS ALWAYS USED LUBE IN THEIR MOVIES
>MY WHOLE FACE WHEN AMERICANS WILL NEVER --------------EVER-------------- FEEL WHAT ITS ACTUALLY LIKE TO HAVE FORESKIN GLIDE OVER THEIR HEAD
EHEH
EHEH
EHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69092839
>Ok Jason, we've got a new angle on the pie scene. Take your pants off and meet me outside.
Why would anyone ever be an actor?
>>69094395
>>69094602
Epilepsy warning
>>69094681
triggered?
>>69093246
>Ausfag here
>Being anything other than mongrel, cancer riddled degenerates
>Thinking your opinion matters
Literally too insignificant to touch either country.
t. Brazilian.
>>69094681
HELP HELP LIGHTS LITERALLY CAUSE MY BRAIN TO SHUT DOWN
You have to be a faggot to die from light
>>69094721
here we go boys 3rd worlder is laying down the bantz
>>69094651
at least he get paid, I'm sure there's people itt who have fucked worse for free.
>>69092269
That IS what a pleb would think. If you can't infer the blatantly obvious socio-economic commentary I don't know what to tell you.
Has there been any good comedy movies come out in the past 5 years or so?
>>69094873
yeah ive set up hidden cameras in ur room for the past 5 years faggo
bout to send this shit into a film festival
>>69094725
He's probably never left the basement before, what did you expect?
>>69094890
I'm paranoid schizophrenic please don't tell me this is real fuck you fucking fuck you I'm gonna turn this room upside fucking down fuck you I hope you die fucking russian spy
>>69094915
>Paranoid schizo
Should start up an operating system, just don't slander his compiler you fucken jew.
>>69094915
>russian spy
Oh please. The simulation we've been running you in hasn't actually malfunctioned?
Why would the Russians be watching you for entertainment?
Who would be entertained by the life of anon? Intradimensional Beings of course.
>>69094373
Of scribbling on the ground with chalk?
>>69094945
holy shit just looked into that guy, that's hilarious
>>69094651
He's worth $13 million despite starring fucking nothing for like ten years.
I'd happily let people film me fucking a pie for real with hundreds of angles for that kind of money.
>>69092175
It's spelled "humor" Frenchie
>>69092957
You sure as hell showed them UK-cucks their place. Now get some rest, hero, and enjoy watching your wife's taking the bbc.
>>69095036
you have no integrity
>>69092175
Jason Biggs and his palls are worried about not getting laid by the time they graduate highschool. Through this "White Person Problem", this kino goes to great length to help the audience recover from their desensitization and revisit their world in a growing interconnected world through ingenious satire and allegory. Biggs, personifying the Id, seeks to satisfy his hedonisms through any means necessary. The use of the pie not only demonstrates his class statues but the defyling is a statement of the indifference WASP men have for the struggle of those less fortunate than them. While thousands of african children starve to death daily, Biggs and American Pie play with the audiences sentiments by not just wasting the food, he must have intercourse. To completion. He "has" his cake and eats it too. The cum filled pie seems laughable to a lesser man, but is a powerful metaphor for the state of upper class Americans. Cynical, depressed, horny, and utterely without purpose.
American Pie deserves a criterion release so that we can hear some commentary from the directors Paul and Chris Weitz. While most of the powerful themes went over most actors heads, time will show this as an art of pure Kino. Every scene is full of vibrant symbols and powerful scenes to move the audience.
>>69095301
Integrity doesn't pay the bills, mate.
>>69095516
capitalists, ladies and gentlemen
>>69095591
Women's studies majors, ladies and gentlemen
It's a metaphor for life. The life of Pi.
>>69095628
>Women's studies majors
is that actually a real qualification in your country?
when will you realise your bloated nation is spiralling out of control and will only flourish when the good of the people is held in higher regard than any one person
>>69095715
you're boring
>>69095741
i don't care
>>69092371
>implying not all American media is juden
"""""""""""""""""""swedish""""""""""""""""""" women
>>69092387
Americans cut off the ends of their dicks when they're children.
>>69092175
>Mädchen, Mädchen (English: Girls, Girls), also known as Girls on Top, is a 2001 German film directed by Dennis Gansel. Its story is about an eighteen-year-old girl named Inken (Diana Amft), who is frustrated at not having had an orgasm yet with her boyfriend. Her two best friends are Vicky (Felicitas Woll), who is in the same situation as Inken, and the still virgin Lena (Karoline Herfurth). The movie is about the girls' search to find someone to give them an orgasm. The film was followed by a 2004 sequel, Mädchen, Mädchen 2 - Loft oder Liebe. The film had over 1,700,000 admissions in Germany and grossed $233,538 in Russia.
>>69095830
Looks pretty hot to me.
>>69092371
>>69095823
fun fact: Jason Biggs isnt jewish at all
>>69095830
i'd hit itwith my dicklol you thought i'd say 'with a bat' didn't you?looks like you were wrong faggotkys
>>69095591
>implying capitalism is all that bad
It has its flaws, but it beats socialism, communism and fascism anyday, lad.
>>69095830
I'd still bang her. Might even date her if she isn't a cunt.
>>69095890
>entire economy is dependant on something as arbitrary as fluctuating currency
>beating an entire country working in unison towards collective goal for the good of all
wew.
>>69095890
> Capitalism beats fascism
> Implying they won't go hand in hand given the opportunity, as they always do.
> Forgetting the corporate part of fascism
>>69095830
i'd breed the black out of her
