>ITT: Criminally underrated movies
AND YOU NEVER ONCE PAID FOR THE DRUGSNOT. ONCE.
>>69083386
Mailboxes drip like lampposts
In the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O' say, "Can you see 'em?"
>>69083386
I',M THINKING MAYBE I'D LIKE TO TRY ME SOME OF THAT CUCAINE
I agree OP
probably the best comedy from the Apatow group
I don't need you. You're a a baby.
TEMPTATIONS
>>69083404
I want an army of didgeridoos! 50,000 didgeridoos!!
i aint got no demons to be woke
>>69083404
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID!?
IT GIVES YOU A BONER
the devl has hnds and he uses them for holdn
>>69083855
Who is Aman
>>69083789
It's such an obvious joke, but damn does it get me every time.
>>69083404
you pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house
>>69083535
That was such a good song. Even if it was a parody
>>69083855
>probably this year's best film
How modest
>>69083386
10/10
>You rip that sink off the wall and I am leaving you, Dewey Cox!
>>69083404
>>69083805
>>69083896
>You slept with my wife!
>You slept with me too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!
I THINK I'M DOING OKAY FOR A 15 YEAR OLD WITH A WIFE AND A BABY
>>69083974
Oh fuck my sides
How did I forget about this line
>>69083386
What about that time you drank up all the milk and when I went to have corn flakes there was none left
Dewdrop
>>69083887
Clooney's wife
WRONG KID DIED.
Is he supposed to be a Bob Dylan parody?
>>69084062
that's pretty clever u cheeky cunt
>>69084090
Johnny Cash
>>69084090
What did he mean by this?
> only two kinds of people know karate. Chinese people and the king. And that's me, I'm the king baby.
Rehab
Nurse: Doctor! Doctor!
Dewey Cox: I'm so cold.
Rehab Doctor: We need more blankets.
Nurse: We need more blankets!
Nurse : Doctor!
Dewey Cox: I'm so hot!
Nurse: I think he has too many blankets.
Rehab Doctor: Fewer blankets!
Dewey Cox: I'm hot and cold at the same time!
Nurse: He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets.
Rehab Doctor: [gravely] I'm afraid you're right.
Hey, Paul, will you still be sucking my nuts when I'm 64?
>>69083386
It's a hilarious movie, truly underrated. It didn't do good at the box office though, I wonder why because it was a shame it didn't get more recognition.
>>69084090
he's an amalgamation of parodies but mostly he's supposed to be Johnny Cash
>>69084090
There's a parody of bob dylan in it, if that's what you mean. Otherwise he's generally a parody of johnny cash
>>69084081
The Yiddish scene always gets me.
>>69084113
>>69084135
>>69084142
That's actually who I meant. I don't know why I wrote Bob Dylan.
>>69083978
>I love you
>You're never gonna make it
Are you sure you're one of mine?
>born without a sense of smell
>watching this movie
At least Dewey Cox understands the struggle.
>>69084133
No Will Ferrell, I guess.
>>69084221
My god...you're smell blind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WNX4nwm-_E
>>69084221
How did you learn the guitar then!?
>>69084181
He goes through a Bob Dylan phase in the movie, but the character is accused of aping Bob Dylan.
>>69084166
Cox and Little Nutsack it's a match made in heaven.
Also it was Harold Ramis last funny picture he was in :_;
I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, call more ladies.
>>69084250
>>69084240
I got the blues...
>>69084345
dewey, im cut in half pretty bad
>>69084121
>All these blankets have saved my life.
>Walk Hard
What did he mean by this?
A hard (difficult) walk?
Walking with hard footsteps?
Walking with a hard-on?
>>69084247
that's amore cover is the funniest thing in the movie
>>69084425
All of those and more.
>>69084181
he is also to be parodying a range of musicians
the Brian Wilson moments are some of the best
i had it all..
i had it aaalllAND THEN I FUCKED UP
bad trip, bad trip!
>>69084133
It got 0 marketing, and was released 4 fucking days before Christmas, despite getting great (for a comedy, which always skews lower) reviews.
The studio must of had it in for Reilly or the project in general.
I don't know what's happened to me, but I know what happened to you: Patrick Duffy took a beating!
>>69084081
The RIGHT kid's gonna die tonight!
Hey everyone! I've got a brand new mantra! MmmmmmmmmPauls a big fat cunt
>>69084730oh my god...I half'd myself!
also Street Kings
Pa Cox: You're not half the boy Nate was. You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half.
Dewey - Age 8: So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2RJvCFSeK0
Black sheep song of the decade desu. Written by Van Dyke Parks (wrote songs with brian wilson during SMiLE era) which makes it even better
IT TURNS YOUR bad FEELINGS INTO GOOD FEELINGSITS A NIGHTMARE
>>69084867
Well...I don't want to get addicted
>>69084142
It was a parody of Walk the Line and they Rey Charles movie mainly
Great record.......Great record
>>69084867
>>69084907
ITS THE NEXT LOGICAL PROGRESSION
Goddamnit, this is a dark fucking period!
>>69084933
Doesn't have as much rewatch appeal as Walk Hard, imo
>>69084933
I think you meant to post this
this movie is magic
>>69085029
literally his weakest movie senpai
>>69085228
this effing meandering mess. im not even biased against le random humor, i think the first 2 seasson or so are brilliant
>>69083386
A fucking masterpiece of comedy.
>>69083386
>Every celebrity is called by their full name.
Brilliant.
>>69084247
>Hot daughter from Castle at 4:25
10/10 Perfect movie.
>>69083386
https://youtu.be/-wCH4dSD7RQ
>>69085075
no I think life aquatic honestly took that spot, despite still being a 7 in my book. Bottle rocket just has this youthful, burnout energy with these aimless characters
>>69084933
You posted the wrong beer movie.
I thought this was gonna suck, but I watched it for Artie. Right up there with Dirty Work.
>>69084682
>A whole subplot about how Jews secretly control the entertainment industry.
>Movie released into a dead month.
Yeah, surprise me more.
>>69085025
Such a good fucking movie.NOBODY EXPECTS THE FUN POLICE
>>69085487
Holy shit. I didn't know it was a flop.
>>69085487
it all makes sense now
i love walk hard
>>69083386
criminally underrated foot-game t b h
>>69083386
Anyone else here see it in the theatre?
>saw it with my dad at a drive in on a holiday at the beach
>>69083386
https://youtu.be/-wCH4dSD7RQ
>HE'S PLAYING NEGRO MAN
>>69083386
this kino
>>69085612
Mmmmm
>DEWEY COX HAS TO THINK ABOUT HIS WHOLE LIFE BEFORE HE PLAYS
>>69085863
Still Shyamalan's best movie and one of the greatest capeshit movies of all time.
>>69085487
It's not even a secret, Jews just don't like being called out on being Jewish unless it benefits them somehow.
>>69085526
I watch it every couple of months. Feels good in Pina Coladaburg
24% on the tomatometer
What are you guys doing in here?
We're smoking reefer Dewey. Can't you smell it?
No... I can't.
Walk Hard is great but Talladega Nights was better.
>>69085907
Yeah, and it has 68% on RT because """""critics""""" had to compare its ending to Sixth Sense.
>>69083386
There's something happening here!
And what it is, ain't exactly...obvious.
>>69083887
One of the 20 good Amen
>>69084933
>the busty blonde german woman stereotype will die within your lifetime
>>69083386
THIS IS A FUCKING DARK PERIOD
>>69086044
fuck yes
>>69086051
IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW
>>69086014
Continuing the Bruce Willis theme.
>>69083896
You always took her side! All you care about is fruit, and touching yourself! So fuck you!
>>69084090
its a parody of all the biopics based on musicians that were really popular at the time. There was the johnny cash stuff, there was Ray and him losing his sense of smell, bob dylan, buddy holly, and a shit load more
it definitely wasn't supposed to be making fun of just one biopic
>>69086236
jeez it's weird
>>69086254
SHUT UP CHIP OR I'LL GO APE SHIT ON YOUR ASS
I'M ONLY 10 YEARS OLD BUT I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS
I'M GONNA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY
>>69085228
> get that "i like your booty, but i'm not gay (you're gay)" jingle stuck in my mind
>start singing it when my mom comes by
she gave me a look i will never forget
>>69086338
>that ending when their body parts are falling off their bodies
>>69086373
>less memorable quotes
>shittier cast
yea ok gayboy
>>69086199
THE GREATEST GENERATION MAH ASS! TOM BROKAW IS A PUNK!
AWWW SMELL THAT SHIT BAYBEE
SMELL THAT SHIT
"That's the great thing about being young! You have your whole life ahead of you!"
"Aint nothing bad gonna happen today!"
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>>69085907
I am in full agreement with you. It's a top 50 film for me easy.
>>69086338
Just saw this for the first time last week. Did not love it although it had some good moements. 5/10.
Picture related is the real underrated Willis movie.
>>69086993
It was popular enough to get a sequel.
>>69087032
True. It's got a 6.7 on IMDb. Not great, not horrible. Didn't check before I posted. Still, love that movie. Also picture related.
>>69086993
whos this supposed to be
>>69087112
Rumer Willis and Aaron Paul's love child.
>>69085523
>no replies
i gotchu senpai, great movie
>>69087065
the cable guy is pretty charming
for criminally underrated my friend would say something like beverly hills cop haha
>>69085523
>>69087270
No need, because it's hardly underrated. Great movie.
>>69087298
>>69087298
>my friend would say something like beverly hills cop
Would he say that because I doesn't know what that word means?
I'd say Kung Pow! got a raw deal from the critics.
>>69087339
ok then, i withdraw my support and re-pledge to:
>>69087412
>>69083386
>>69087458
I love how they are speaking completely different dialogue from what they later dubbed over. A special feature on the DVD is the original audio track where they are saying basically gibberish.
>>69083386
Did anyone else think the music was phenomenal too? Was it actually him?
Underrated as fuck.
>>69086075
The movie was shit, the book is amazing. Same with Timeline and Congo. Why haven't these been remade?
>>69084842
Yeah i love this
>>69087812
I love Congo but even i know that movie is a joke.
>>69087677
who will play myrna minx that fucking harlot
>>69087996
>Goys didn't get it
Fucking faggots they spoil everything.
>>69087996
The trailer does not sell the movie well AT ALL; it looks like a family comedy rather than a parody/deconstruction of action movies
"THE WRONG BOY DIED""I forgive you, Dewey"
>>69088147
natalie portman
>>69088218
>the wrong boy
>>69087385
>"Is not sexy, is ANIMAL!"
>>69089433
Bronson Pinchot basically made his career from that tiny role. I reference this all the time:
>Is this the MAN who...?
>>69085228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loqYlYqtsmY
>>69087996
>Kid:there was a ninja in your closet!
>Arnold:Theres always a ninja in the closet.
>>69086338
>movies that would get crucified by SJWs these days.jpg
>>69083386
its pretty much impossible to watch any type of biopic after this and not laugh at the tropes.
great parody all around
>>69084159
I never realized how easy it was to cut yourself in half with a machete!
>>69085025
AY SING THE PINA COLADA SONG!
>>69086408
it's a catchy tune dammit
>>69084090
cash at the beginning, then dylan , then brian wilson during the didgeridoo period, any others were lost on me after that
>>69090344
opps, i meant Margaritaville. gotta watch it again
on the topic of music movies...
>>69090464
you're a fag
>>69084933
they're all shit compared to super troopers
i loved this movie. best LMAOWEEDBRO dealer in a movie.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH A LION BRO.
>>69090215
>you're the most talented man i've ever met in my life and you will never get anything but unconditional support from me
>>69083386
wrong kid died
KNOW WHOS GOT HANDS!? THE DEVIL! AND HE USES THEM FOR HOLDING...AND TOUCHING
>"Mr. Cox, what do your parents think of your protest songs?"
>"Well What do YOUR Parents think out my protest songs?! Mr. Time Magazine!"
>>69090464
>Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey?
>Because... who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
>What the fuck is wrong with you!?
>"Helloo, my name is Jeffrey, I've just moved in down the street, my mother's got varicose veins!"
>THIS IS THE LONGEST HALLWAY IN EXISTENCE
>IT'S KUBRICKIAN!
>>69083386
i'm cut in half pretty bad, dewey
>>69083386
>sobbing
[rips sink out of wall]
>>69085863
idk to me the movie could have been re-edited
it sort of goes
>oh is he actually superhuman or just lucky?
>movie puts forward evidence for both sides until suddenly
>lifting shit ton of weights, he actually has to be superhuman
>movie goes back to pretending that there's still a mystery for some reason
>movie openly says that he has powers, after they already showed it
>he becomes security, slj becomes mr glass
it's still good, it's just been sorted weirdly
>>69092625
The ending sequence is weird too isn't? It does freeze frame, text based ending dialogue for each character, like a 80's College frat comedy or something?
>>69092702
i liked that actually, it worked well with the music
Best Troma film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDc--yrWQc
Hey anon, i hear your mum's going out with Squeak!!
>>69093364
I need to watch it again, thought it was randomly jarring considering the serious tone of the climax
>>69092625
I always thought that as its from Bruce Willis' POV you're experiencing his doubt about his powers. He spends the movie simultaneously testing himself and hoping that its not true. Its not so much a reveal to the audience but the character finally learning the extent of his abilities.
>>69089845
Who will be the next to die? I bet it'sDon Rickles.
>>69093654
Which is funny, seeing as how in 98% of superhero movies, that's almost the exact same opening 1/3 for each of them, except Unbreakable made almost a whole film out of it - i guess that was neat then, except now after the MCU abomination it's quant as fuck, if that makes sense.
>>69086338
Have literally been trying to find the name of this movie since I was 5. Could never remember any actors or much of what happened, just that there was someone with a whole in their stomach.
>>69093654
nah they're definitely trying to make a mystery of it, for example by not showing the car crash, and his wife's investigation
>>69084553
If he doesn't win best comedy performance in the MTV movie awards it's a goddamn sham
>>69083386
Fucking classic film.
>>69085228
Fucking great movie
Aqua Teen a GOAT
>>69095505
>people this Perry was somehow more comedic than Lex
Seriously?
>>69083386
The soundtrack is amazing too.
>Dewey Cox died five minutes after this performance.
>>69087996
Goat soundtrack
>>69090604
The last good Sandler movie.
>Also no Sandler in it coincidence I think not.
>>69087677
John C Reilly is just a damn good singer
>incredibly varied set pieces
>perfect mix of practical and CGI
>great villain
>thematic depth
>good mix of serious and humor
>dazzling tracking shots
Del Toro's perfect zenith of his Spanish films and action movies
>>69083386
The wrong kid died
>>69084247
"He's pretty good with the singing and the shaking of the tookus"
>>69086236
This movie is pure kinography. Watched it the first time a couple months ago and loved everything about it.
