Faceless man edition
Old thread >>69072831
First for juicy nip nips.
Any seamonsters in the lore?
>>69074718
When Ramsay suggested attacking Castle Black with House 20goodmen I started laughing so hard I had to rewind the scene to see what I missed. Now that he's boss I really hope he rides up there.
Also, is Edd the de facto leader right now because my dream is for Edd to become the 1000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
Highgarden !
>>69074552
>>69074469
>>69074288
>map just straight up gets hotter the further you go south
Doesn't that mean there's an entire other hemipshere nobody has ever seen?
Is this loss?
>>69074718
4th for best Myrcella
>What kind of Euron do you want?
>JUST
>Say no more, we've got just the guy.
>>69074763
Krakens exist.
I have no proof of it, but they do.
>>69074747
Supposedly Euron's eyepatch covers an eye 'black with malice' or something like that. Dark magic etc.
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a piss drinker.
Examples of piss drinking behaviour -
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No piss drinking.
NTH FOR A GRINNING PURPLE MOUNTAIN STAND AHEST A THOUSAND SLAUGHTERED CULTISTS, WITH A BLOODY GUTS GREAT SWORD IN EACH HAND
REALLY DABID?
>>69074814
fuck off, faggot
>>69074794
>>/v/tards are in this very thread responding to you
I'm surprised that so many people loved this episode.The dialogue seemed more ham-handedly expository than usual. The characters have never felt more like caricatures of themselves to me (Tyrion the comic relief, Ramsay the most disgusting person alive, Jaime's dialogue with that stinky sparrow.) And four murders? It's like each episode is trying to be more shocking than the one before. And Jon Snow's resurrection was so predictable, especially the way it was filmed ("OH I failed, bye" everyone leaves, Ghost perks up, Jon's eyes fly open.) It's weird, because I've really enjoyed episodes that the majority of people have panned
>>69074814
I see the bad moon risin'I see trouble on the way
>>69074850
i agree. it was pretty predictable. the ramsay stuff is just lazy writing (he literally faces zero obstacles in his EVUL plots, which makes no sense). also jaime's dialogue with the sparrow lol. let's just say i see where tommen gets his weak spine from.
>literally jesus
How about the theory that Syrio Forel IS Jaqen Hagar?
"There is only one god, Death"
"There is only one god, a girl knows his name."
>>69074814
Reddit dectected
>>69074892
He even came back to life on Greek Easter
>>69074900
Nah, Syrio is the waif
>>69074850
i'm really conflicted about this episode. for some reason i enjoyed it even though the individual elements sucked. maybe my standards have just reached a new low
viserion + rhaegal + ghost stole the show.
>>69074824
Always annoys me when people say "B-But S1 was good!".
>>69074795
>ugly
>shit actress
>SJW
shes best at nothing
Hey guys, have you seen my legs?
I could not at how much Kits chest was moving before he came back to life like he can't even act convincingly as a dead body
>>69074900
I don't know. Grrm clearly stated that Syrio was dead, and he didn't understand why people kept asking him.
>>69074943
that is some disappointing low quality bait my friend
>>69074919
>Greek
It's called orthodox
>>69074900
I feel retarded because I didn't realize this was subtext or theory.
I thought Jaqen flat out told Arya that he was Syrio when he first parted ways with her.
I mean he gives her the coin and says "This is a square coin from Braavos" and she just fucking blurts out "MY FRIEND SYRIO WAS FROM BRAAVOS"
It felt as obvious as Aemon saying "A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing" and then the camera panning to Jon Snow blundering into the room for no reason.
>>69074718
Hahaha holy shit
>>69074982
Right? I saw him breathe a few times in the first episode and I wasn't intentionally looking for it, my eyes just flew to the movement.
>>69074980
Dude, where's my legs ?
>>69074980
FUCK OFF BRAN EVERYONE FINDS YOUR PLOT LINE POINTLESS AND GENERALLY DISRUPTIVE TO THE PLOT!
Does the king have his own private army? Or does his house provide the troops.
>>69074980
No, babby. Have you seen my chicken tendies?
>>69074993
That's a direct screencap from my Blu-Ray™ collection.
>>69075033
way more interesting than dany's storyline or most of KL storlyine, fag
>>69074980
>tfw Isaac still sucks at acting
I really hoped his time off and aging would have improved him
>>69074980
Yes Bran, they are attached to your body.
>>69075046
The Crownlands is the technical realm of the king. He would pull levies from there.
wish arya's scenes would all be cut
i can't believe that roose & walda, the true king and queens of the north (haters get flayed) got taken out by that punk ramsay. walda should've ripped his head off as soon as they were alone.
>>69075046
No private army other than the goldcloaks.
>>69075047
has tommen tapped that sweet marg yet?
>>69075069
Out of all the child actors he's actually the better actor (admittedly, not that that says much). He just ended up with really shit lines and screwed up character motivations. His not understanding why Meera is depressed, for example, is just kind of stupid.
old meme reporting in
this season will make up for the trash it's been for the last 3 seasons
>>69075061
Your GoT Blus display at 926x519?
I think you got scammed m8
>>69075108
Yes
>>69075108
>you will never tap marg
>you will never bro up with stannis
>you will never hate fuck cersei
why live again?
![552534981804a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xCAzsXh.jpg "552534981804a[1].jpg")
>>69074782
The Greywaste is nothing like the Gobi, the waste is cold as shit burt, it's a desert, a cold fucking desert like my pic.
I AM THE STORM, MY LORD
THE FIRST STORM AND THE LAST
AND DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
>>69075142
The human eye can't perceive more than 519p, friendo.
>>69075076
O THAT'S RIGHT! THANKS!
>>69074900
>>69075007
Ok so why was Jaquen in KL to teach sword dancing to noble girls in the first place?
>>69075148
Because you can still fap to those thoughts while you're alive.
Am I the only one who is going to miss Roose Bolton's dulcet tones?
Serious question: Should I read the books or not? GRRM may or may not even finish them. I already know the major gist of everything that happens and I wonder if it would even be enjoyable starting at square 1. I see a lot of people talking shit about GRRM's writing abilities, giving example of Dany shitting in the grass or someone having a "dagger up his butt." Is this just a meme?
>>69075211
FUCK OFF BRAN
I WISH YOU WOULD JUST DIE AND TAKE YOUR FELLOWSHIP RIP OFF BAND ALONG WITH YOU!
who /snekSpinoff/ here?
Anybody else worried at the lack of new character development so far, especially up in the Wall plotline? They've killed off a good 20+ notable characters and have hardly replace anyone.
Everyone in the Night's Watch during the first two episodes were basically just filler characters apart from Ed, Ollie and Alliser, including all of Jon's snow 'loyal buds' who are nobodies in the show.
Same with the Wildlings, now it's just Tormund and the giant who are anything. Everyone's dead, nobody else being developed.
All the snek shit and they can't dedicate a bit of screen time from when Gren and Pip died to develop some new friends of Jon, jeez.
>>69075225
for his mission in oldtown, he had to get arrested and put in the black cells
Syrio is the waif though, post the gif.
>>69075086
>>69075105
Interesting. I suppose it wouldnt really matter if you had your own house backing you, but a small standing army who answers directly to the king and not the ruler's family wouldve been nice to see.
>>69075225
So that he could he put himself in the jail then get taken to the wall.
Anyone got the webm of le wiggle man?
>>69074793
Yes thats just a small part of planetos.
>>69075148
>ywn be Cersei's youngest son and get daily handjobs from your loving psychotic mother
>>69075238
started reading game of throne right now
it's actually really good so far, some of the sexual stuff is a bit cringe worthy but otherwise pretty decent altogether
>>69075250
Only if it will have lots of tits and ass.
>>69075253
>20 good men killed off
pottery
>>69075253
quite a few more characters are being introduced or reintroduced soon.
I like Edd and Tormund getting some spotlight though
>>69074589
>>69074761
>kill Ramsay after he kills Roose
>Boltons now leaderless with just a baby boy
>no assurances they'll follow you as Regent instead of Walda since she's the mother
>Stark girl still alive to inherit, not even married anymore since Ramsay dead
>perfect time for North who hates Bolton fucking shits to attack
>no reason for Umbers and Manderlys to follow you either, marrying her and getting the North is now free for all
>fucking Umbers may even have Rickon and can now just betrothed him to one of their own and claim the North and Boltons shits can't do anything
>>69074794
>>69074824
but what does it MEAN?
>>69075235
Who's got the nicest voice in GoT? I vote Varys.
>>69075130
>hated The Mountain when he was alive
>he's based as fuck and does absolutely nothing wrong as a murderous zombie
What went so incredibly right
>>69075269
What business did he have at the wall? He ended up not going there.
>>69075280
poor, poor old jorah
he will never get dat jail bait dany
>>69075238
They're not the best and most classic literature out there, but they're easily readable and you can have good time with them.
>>69075277
>>69075312
>Volume
>grams
u wot
>>69075332
She'll pity fuck him before he's consumed by greyscale, surely.
>>69075238
George isn't a very... talented writer, he writes very plainly and when he tries to be descriptive he tends to become dry and his limited vocab tends to show. (eg, repeating words and the use of very consistently). He creates wonderful characters those and is dialogue is almost always on point.
>>69075244
You and your sneks can go die in a fire.
>>69075225
This is a bad question because "why the fuck does Jaqen do anything whatsoever" is impossible to answer
>>69075318
To kill bloodraven
>>69075250
>>69074824
>no ®
One job
>>69075318
The Faceless Men are trying to bring the wall down.
Jaqen has now infiltrated the Citadel for the same purpose.
>>69075108
he's like 8 years in the fucking books
>>69075367
>>69075332
>Targs are immune to greyscale
>Dany will have to fug Jorah to save his life
>>69075371
>MUH 3 EYED CROW
>MUH "I HAVE TO GO BEYOND THE WAAAALLLL
>MUH "JON BLOW ISN'T AT THE CASTLE BLACK, MY DWEAMS SAY HE'S OBVIOUSLY HALFWAY BEYOND THE WALL!!!!"
>MUH FLYING
>MUH WARGS
JUST
>>69075311
Now that Roose is dead, Varys.
>>69075311
Jorah
>>69074882
There's a bathroom on the right
>>69075250
>the show is too confusing
>FUCK YEAH SAND SNEKS
nice
Hello /got/
Name one woman in the entire show who is more beatiful than I am.
>>69075318
He was going north of the wall to kill the Night's King and thus prevent the upcoming conflict between men and the Others.
The Lannisters did a fine job fucking that up.
>>69075238
Sure, give it a try. The first three are pretty enjoyable and provide a lot of details and backstories and minor characters not in the show.
Books 4 and 5 really lose it, though. Lots of filler that simply doesn't go anywhere. The worst is all the Brienne chapters where she's just on one long wild goose chase.
>>69075311
After Roose I'd say Jorah.
>>69075417
oh god, you can tell the exact moment his heart breaks
>>69075347
thanks comrade
>>69075442
bran
>>69075442
Melisandre true form.
Got me all hot and bothered under the collar that did.
>>69075442
Pretty much all of them, including Brienne and Bran seasons 1-3.
Nice tits though.
>>69075442
septon mordane
anyone
everyone
>>69075442
Shitty haircut
>>69075442
Cersei
Mellisandre
Missandei
Smirkfu
Ygritte
Tyene has some grade A tits, but other than that she's not spectacular
>>69075006
I feel bad for her because of that pic.
>>69075420
He never wanted to find Jon Snow. His is the only story line that can even come close to explaining what the fuck is going on in the entire show. But enjoy your titties and sand sneks.
>>69075488
Oh, I also forgot Doreah, Ros, Irri, and probably many others
>>69075442
>those fucking daggers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69075442
Not even the hottest snek
>>69075318
It seems the Faceless men are interested in giving the gift of death to one Brynden Rivers. It might not even be a contract, it could possibly just be that they believe undeath to be repulsive. Or they're trying to bring down the wall. But there's no reason for Jaqen to go to the wall and then leave for old town unless he's trying to steal a glass candle, and why would he need a glass candle to bring down the wall? What he might be trying to do is use the Glass Candle to locate Brynden since powerful magics seem to have a deep connection to him. (Mellysanders being attacked in her dreams by vision of Bloodraven and Bran)
>>69074594
> Jamie gets nothing because he's kingsgard. If that line diedout then the lannisters get nothing and we move on the crakehalls. Buts estermonts don't get shit because someones sister once married a baratheon. Gotta have the blood.
Succession would go; Robert > Joffrey > Tommen > Stannis > Renly > Myrcella > her nearest relative to her father’s line: Eldon Estermont, brother of Myrcella’s BLOOD grandmother, Cassana Estermont.
>>69075495
I'm sure your always looking your best when out buying tampons.
do you think daxos ate doreah?
>>69075442
"Who is the most beautiful woman out of the Sand Snakes"
"You are."
>>69075499
I CAN'T BECAUSE I HAVE TO WATCH A CRIPPLE AND HIS MERRY BAND OF RETARDS GO OFF TO THROW HIS FUCKING RING INTO MOUNT DOOM!
OH WAIT, IT'S JUST BRAN CHASING A FUCKING VISION WITH THREE RETARDS, A FROG, AND A WHORE.
>>69075384
Who captured Jaqen originally?
>>69075130
>FUCK OFF and le fingerwag man are no longer a regular /tv/ meme
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
>>69075442
How does she have bigger boobs in this show than she did in Deadpool?
>>69075445
You're actually retarded
>>69075280
I like my eggs khaleesi
>>69075540
my nigga
>>69075545
Why do they all look like they just smelled some shit
I require the missing sets of these. Posting the few I have because god damn this show has gone downhill.
>>69075558
Too old guy
>>69075545
Why does the one in the middle always make that stupid fucking face?
>>69075594
>>69075545
>I'm acting
>>69075542
So she's all make-up in the other pics posted around the net?
>>69074776
Edd would indeed have the balls to fulfill the task
>>69075608
Greedy Bitch is cute!
>>69075283
>>69075338
>>69075368
>>69075447
Thanks, I'll give it a try. Maybe I'll buy them one at at time instead of the boxed set in case I get bored.
>>69075560
Are you dense?
>>69075618
>>69075594
Post-S2 pre-S3 /got/ was just a world of fun
>>69075542
>>69075006
Why are anglos so ugly?
>>69075033
FUCK OFF [Dany, Sand Snakes, greyjoys] EVERYONE FINDS YOUR PLOT LINE POINTLESS AND GENERALLY DISRUPTIVE TO THE PLOT!
>>69075555
>BRAN CHASING A FUCKING VISION WITH THREE RETARDS, A FROG, AND A WHORE.
Who is the whore? You better not be be talking about my freakfu.
>>69075583
Because they're in Dorne.
>>69075545
left one is such a qt
would bang
>>69075480
THIS
That girl was amazingly hot
>>69075608
she's maori
>>69075495
still looks pretty decent tho
>>69075545
Left to right
>6/10
>2/10
>5/10
No memeless man may sit the Salt Throne!
>>69075583
Because they are shit.
>>69075555
>TOO MUCH BRAN!
>Bran absent for entire season.
>Season 5 is literally JUST
Your argument is so invalid it's painful.
>>69074824
what is a DABID?
WHERE THE FUCK IS SAM?
>>69075311
Because roose is dead, Davos
>>69075583
They're all watching the footage of how the Dorne scenes turned out.
IS VICTARION CUT?
>>69075737
Hopefully dead and never coming back
>>69075737
fucking the wildlingfu's brain out
obviously
>>69075442
HNNNNNNG
Shame she got locked up in that airtight vault in S3.
>>69075737
fucking that widling girl
>>69074900
Nope.
>>69075594
PRAISE STANNIS! OUR GLORIOUS STANNIS!
>>69075737
fat pink mast soon
>>69075648
/got/ was fucking cancer during this phase, it has actually improved since then
>>69075703
>Salt throne
Whats wrong with the Seastone chair?
>>69074783
Jesus Christ, she's certainly not pretty without makeup
>>69075770
>>69075777
Will we ever get to see her tits?
>>69075790
OH STANNIS
YOU CAM AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TAKING
BUT ROOSE SENT YOU AWAY
OH STANNIS
YOU CAM AND YOU STOPPED THE WALL SHAKING
AND WE NEED YOU TODAY
OHHH STANNIS
>>69075533
>Eldon Estermont, brother of Myrcella’s BLOOD grandmother, Cassana Estermont.
Not that anon but still not how it works, inheritance goes by Baratheon blood, not Estermont blood.
Estermont blood just gets you Estermont shit so if you had a father/mother or grandfather/grandmother who was an estermont, you could get Greenstone if the right people died. Robert and his brothers can inherit shit from Estermonts cause they have Estermont blood, Estermonts can't inherit from them or any Baratheon however because Estermonts don't have Baratheon blood.
Being married into a family doesn't get you or your own relatives inheritance rights, only your children cause they share blood of both families get inheritance rights from both.
>>69075648
Dillane is a god-tier actor
>>69075737
realistically, Sam should never be seen again.
>>69075719
FUCK
OFF
>>69075253
Jon will be leaving soon.
>>69075238
It's mostly a meme. There is some stilted prose in the first book but by the last two GRRM has ascended and captures a beautiful atmosphere with his prose. /lit/ and /lit/ wannabe's are just mad he doesn't gratuitously abuse metaphor and punctuation to appear intelligent like their 'favorite' writers.
>>69075625
Yes
Makeup couldn't conceal those awful flapjack pancakes which can barely even be considered tits thoguh
>>69075891
how long this fucking took? a year at least?
>>69075033
Truthfully I'm most interested in bran's plots and those with Melisandre and the like because the mysticism of the world intrigues me.
>>69075703
I AM THE MEME
>>69075625
I would still engage in a long and beautiful relationship with her
if you know what I mean
jon is going to immediately die again right?
He still has 7 gaping holes in his chest.
>>69075634
howd they got on the boat?
>>69075891
He took a ship
>>69075238
read only the first 3 and stop there
the other 2 are so shit is obvious he made monkeys sit a typewriters and published wahtever the fuck came out of that
>>69075891
Riding to Eastwatch and taking a ship down.
>>69075737
FAT
PINK
MAST
JUTTING
UPWARDS
GURM's greatest work of art, we didn't even get a scene of him sucking milk from Gillys breasts like the big manbaby he is
>>69075820
Sounds stupid.
Salt throne at least goes with the naming theme of Iron throne
>>69075465
not anymore
>>69075417
Why is the most handsome older man of westeros going to turn into a stone leper? Life isn't fair.
>>69075961
This would be hilarious. Ebin even.
>>69075961
>next episode
>jons recovering
>won't leave his room, has to heal
>by the end of the episode he finally leaves his room to the eyes of an astounded black watch
>just as everyone is getting to grips SAM comes running out and beheads jon because he thinks he's a zombie
>"I-I was only trying to help!"
>stannis appears and hate fucks melly in front of everyone while davos cries tears of joy and stutters "t-this wasn't the stannis I knew and loved!"
screen cap this
>>69074824
>moon and the stars
Targaryen confirmed
>>69075891
Why's Oldtown a part of Dorne there? That's prime Reach territory.
>>69076007
If anyone should have an iron throne its the iron islands.
>>69075891
>>69075935
well kings landing to winterfell took a month with a full party
>>69075737
with waifu and here son lol
>>69075912
This is correct.
>>69075737
I hate this fat cuck
>>69075971
>>69075981
Still a long ass way to go. I was wondering where he was in the show, so I looked up the citadel location vs. the wall.
They are just going to teleport him anyways so what the fuck ever.
So, is he dead in the show? I suppose that means GURM was just gonna have Ramsay kill him anyways
Reminder that all the women in the show are being whitewashed
>Arya didn't kill the NW deserter
>not showing Cersei going batshit crazy after Tywin died i.e. burning down the tower of the hand because she thought Tyrion was in the walls
>>69076029
its HAPPENING
>>69076041
I imagine George had an 'oh fuck' moment when he realised he couldn't give the Iron Islands their poetic throne.
>>69076059
Dead and gone
>>69074718
Is tommen the one true king? He seems like a nice boy willing to do great
>>69075311
Kit without the pretend accent
Carice van Houten. Could read a dictionary to me desu.
Cunningham
Lena Headey
Emilia Clarke. even if her lines are beyond annoying.
>>69076055
It hard to see yourself represented so accurately on screen, I understand.
>>69075250
>tfw no bad pussy spin off show
>>69076070
I can see the fat man's tears right now
I can almost taste them
tastes like sweat and mild diabetes
>>69075311
Obara Sand.
She fights for Dorne.
>>69076139
Who do you fight for?
>>69076100
Cunningham and Headey are the only good ones on that list tbqh.
>>69076059
Mance was barely used in the show to begin with. I don't think that anything that happens in the show necessarily informs us what the books will do. I believe the ending will be completely different.
>>69075542
8/10, would buy meth from
where you guys think hbo is going with sansa? Bran sees who jon mother is and goes to the wall, jon is reborn, and sansa heads to the wall.
All 3 meet maybe rickon shows up and they take back the north?
>>69076156
The one true king
>>69075309
for some reason i see a penis
>>69076208
>DAQUEENINDANORF
>>69076208
Rickon will be killed off in some convoluted way to hand Sansa the North.
Flayed to scare off the Wildling army or killed by Ramsey when he knows he's lost the battle.
>>69075311
You are now reading this in his voice
>>69076088
Might as well be at this point, he's one of the only sympathetic characters left in the show.
>>69076277
DO YOU SHIT GOLD AND PISS SILVER?
>>69076022
m8 moqorro is giving him a volcanic arm to remove his cuckscale
>>69075309
7 Crows gonna be pardoned by the snow king.
>You killed me
>that was fucked up
>My watch is over
>Keep Castle Black
>>69076088
>He seems like a nice boy willing to do great
He's so fucking dead.
>>69074919
Holy shit I didn't even think about this
Brings a whole new meaning to the Lord of Light...if you've ever been to Orthodox Easter, it's all flame and shadow
>>69076240
He has an interesting shaving technique. He leaves the stomach to navel part, shaves the bit just before the pubes, and I bet he doesn't shave his pubes, and even if, that looks quite shit. Why not just go completely smooth rather than leave that bit of hair under the belly button? weird guy.
...things to worry about that will never be relevant
>>69076277
>>69076291
after his
>MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM GIVE ME LESSONS
nope
>>69076277
The clothing and accessories are really well made, I will give you that
>>69076058
Cat takes a ship from ???? to KL well after Nedd departs from Winterfell to KL and gets there a day earlier.
>>69076189
I really don't know why I'm laffing so hard
Just curious, did /got/ ever come to an agreement as to who is the single best actor who's performed on GOT yet?
>>69076208
HBO is probably gonna have Sansa end up putting a knife in Ramsay's back to make up for the wedding rape people complained about.
>>69076324
care to...enlighten me?
>>69076108
Bazinga!
>>69076363
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
In actuality I'd say Theon.
>>69076363
>muh hivemind
LEAKS FUCKING WHEN
>>69076390
Sundays, 9pm on HBO
>>69076369
any webm of it?
>>69076363
Stannis
cia when
>>69075312
he eats more at 7:30 than I do in a day
>>69076363
It's clearly the Emmy Imp
>>69076363
King Joffrey, did such a good job at being a shit and making everyone hate him. Just because his character was shit doesn't mean his acting was.
>>69076390
Lyanna was an other when she gave birth to Jon. Rickon is the gift (and stannis too, but he gets flayed).
>>69076363
Ian McShane, though he hasn't done a single scene yet.
>>69076387
>an agreement between individuals in a common group
>hivemind
Just kill yourself already
>mfw having to watch these eps in sub-720p
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69076435
When you are ready for him
>>69076351
>>69075542
High Garden!
the beautiful daughter of Meth Tyrell
