lets do some business with the bananas
>>69073006
>from the rough part of the island
>woke up at 09:55 am
>opend my eyes and looked at Susanne
>she looked at me
>I said "did I tell you about the immune system?"
>she laughed and said "not now Karl" then left
Imagine living with him
Karl gets a lot of shit for being an orange but he's better looking than the other two
NO
NO
STOP TALKING SHIT
PLAY A RECORD STEVE
I CANNOT LISTEN TO
YOU ARE TALKING ABSOLUTE NONSENSE KARL
>>69073006little monkey fella
>sound of ruffled paper followed by silence
Suffering post karl depression here
Its over.
>you're the one who's sad an lonely
>nobody wants to pick on an invalid
>>69073193
>Karl
>unintelligent but doesn't try to sound more intelligent than he is, humble
>Ricky
>militant atheist WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MONG BELIEVES IN GOD? YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT.
>Stephen
>Karl, wheres that quid I lent to you 4 years ago?
>>69073101
Yet Steve the Merchant still has an obscenely hot girlfriend.
>>69073309
>women are gold digging whores
And?
Karl at least has a girlfriend/wife that obviously genuinely loves and cares for him.
>you will never have friends and quality banter
>>69073350
Gee I wonder why?
>>69073345
But she's not obscenely hot, or half his age.
>>69073461
That's nice.
>>69073350
>>69073006
Any word on another series of the moaning of life? Sky needs to keep this shit going
>>69073461
It doesn’t matter, we can do a lot today because she’s at work. Let’s have a chat about her fat arse.
DONT
TALK
SHIT
>>69073291
>that one time they tried to get a religious person to call in and explain God to Karl and Ricky had to mention he was an atheist a dozen times in a three minute link
>even after it ended and they started playing a record, you can hear him mutter "I'm an atheist" one final time
>>69074089
He got himself and his twitter followers to gang up on me when I responded to some "Militant Atheist" tweet he posted when I said "We fucking get it, you're an Atheist."
The guy is a literal child.
>>69074089
>Karl, what do you think of the supernatural?
>It's interesting right... I reckon that--
>IT'S RUBBISH, NONSENSE, DRIVEL. I BELIEVE IN LOGIC AND THE RULES OF THE UNIVERSE
>>69074316
I had to mute him, he is annoying as fuck. Quite sad because I used to like him. Hasn't hampered my enjoyment of the old radio shows and podcasts though.
>>69073289
JUST
>>69074316
He attributes any annoyance over his endless references to his own atheism as necessarily coming from religious people trying to silence him. He once said that he "knew" a reviewer of his stand-up was a Christian because he had called him out on his deconstruction of the Bible as being "too easy". He's a smug, lazy bastard whose every project is a rehash of the one before.
I still kind of like him though.
>>69073519
He said multiple times on his facebook that he's done with tv and all that.
>>69073289
>>69075930
HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN
>>69075373
Good comedian, horrible person. Sometimes that goes hand in hand.
I ran into Karl at a Gregg's pasty shop in Salford yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “D'ya mind? Me pasty's goin cold 'ere”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “what do you want?” and tossing his pasty between each hand to cool the other. I walked away and continued with my shopping down the mainstreet, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came back to buy a pasty I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen HP sauce packets in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “You need to pay for those love.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the packets and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence, innit?” and then turned around and scowled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each packet and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by eating his pasty really loudly.
>>69077142
pretty good
>>69073461
pics of Susanne please. Karl always talks about her but she's never seen.
>>69077706
there are none
