Do short films count as films watched?
Kino? More like kiNO
letterboxd.com/yawned
>>69065718
RLM should review breathless so they can talk shit about it and everyone hates it
>>69065718
based slept
>>69065576
More like
>Petition to close the pool
is there a movie that makes me forget the crippling pain of existence?
>>69066480
Oslo, 31 August
>>69066433
I hope you realize 99% of the users on this board will not know that reference. Those days are gone friend.
>>69066480
Man of Steel
>>69066433
bobba
>>69066598
Hmmmm, like the old general plane in "Little Johnny Jet" said
>Old planes never fly, they just fade away
>>69066598
Fuck you!
>>69066433
>>69066598
we really are here forever
>>69067034
Try and leave. I dare you.
>>69065576
meme :D
>>69066598
yeah but they've read the knowyourmeme page
>>69067171
Heh, what happened? How did it get like this? Where did the transition begin?
>>69067034
Came here in 2006
good fucking god
>>69067218
>>69067218
>>69066433
>>69066598
Been here since I was 14. 8 fucking years on this site.NO RAGRETS
>>69066433
Mod are racist!
>>69067300
10years so I was 14 too when i came here
foubd /b/ and lurked moar like a proper newfag at time did
>>69067362
Just end my life f.am
jesus wept
it's time to leave this place
>>69067481
>>69067452
brahs please what are your accounts
>>69067592
I'm /yawned
>>69067362
I lurked for years on /b/ until I had the courage to finally post. I remember when newfags used to fear 4chan.
>>69065718
what a pleb
>>69066598
I hope you know black people not being able to swim is a stereotype that's been around pre-internet.
>>69068276
Don't ever talk to my or my dead jewish son again
Oh you haven't seen son of saul?
Better call the cops then so you can find him looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>69066598
>>69066433
>swastika
every time
>>69068519
the Habbo raids were anti-racism you newcuck
http://letterboxd.com/machill54/
going to a cinema screening of snuff box with a q+a with Matt berry, the director and a producer
sounds like f u n
>>69069276
snuff box > dark place
>>69065576
I count them, but I feel as if I'm cheating when I do.
http://letterboxd.com/evolution_rex/
d-do you guys follow b-back?
>>69066433
desu I've only been here a few years and I understand the reference.
>>69070953
I do but people think I have shit taste.
>>69070997
post your letterboxd
i have shit taste too but i'm workin on it despite uni workloads
>>69070953
I do.
http://letterboxd.com/pastafrola/
>>69070907
>>69071108
already following you i think
sebastian reporting in
>>69071084
followed
nice top four
>>69070953
I do but only people who are nice. I hardly ever post my profile.
>>69071371
post it for me anon and i'll give you a follow
>I hardly ever post my profile.
what films are you guys looking forward to seeing in 2016?
https://letterboxd.com/sebastianamann/list/2016-most-anticipated/
Scandal is pretty underrated tbqh f a m
http://letterboxd.com/film/scandal/
>>69072091
d-d-do you follow back?
>>69072401
Well lets see if your account or taste is interesting
http://letterboxd.com/lozjudai/
>>69072091
>>69072437
I'm not >>69072401 but do you focus on oriental films or? Interested in watching more Japanese/Chinese stuff. I'll follow you to get some examples of what to watch.
>>69072437
weeb lol
>>69072505
At the moment I´m getting through "classic films" and a lots of asian cinema which I´m interested because I like their films and I am kinda of a weeaboogoing to watch Snake of June and Kagemusha later today actually
>>69072581
Well duh see >>69072600
>>69071864
>Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
>neon demon
>the girl on the train
>godzilla resurgence
>the forest
>swiss army man
>ben-hur
>cabin fever
>baskin
>no men beyond this point
>the monkey king
>the legend of conan
>>69071864
Silence only desu. /tv/ ruined Gyllenhaal and Refn for me.
>>69072401
He doesn't. He never followed me back. I HATE HIM!!!
What is with letterbox and tv/anime series? I can add Twin Peaksonly the Pilot which is GOATand Making a Murderer but not Arrested Development or Paranoia Agent
>>69072830
how? pretty pleb to let an anonymous image board ruin an actor and director for you
>>69072876
I'll follow you senpaias long as it works both ways, what's your name?
Well /lbg/, I finally got into my first film festival.
I made an arthouse drama about two strangers facing the end of the world, and the meaning of their lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lKN9Pfuyo
>>69073440
>long title card
>quote from the bible
>shaky as fuck camerawork that just looks shit
>black and white for no reason
>pretentious as fuck captions
>that girl's horrendous acting
Honestly mate this is fucking god awful.
>>69073302
TP pilot was released as a stand-alone movie in Europe. Letterboxd is for movies, not series.
>>69073440
>record scratch
>drake
how did this not get laughed out of the selection
KEK THE ISIS MUSIC GOD DAMN
>>69066598
I still have screenshots somewhere on my Windows XP machine from the first raid we did.
/pol/ didn't exist. /b/ was actually fun to visit. guro threads existed happily alongside kitten meme threads. those were the days.
>>69073302
there's a difference between TV movies, shorter miniseries - which are on lb - and long arc episodic series. The structure of the former is more similar to films.
I've logged some OVAs that are just in a few parts or episodes. Arrested Development and Paranoia Agent are just way too long.
>>69073725
That`s fair I guessArrested Development season 1-3 are still Kino in my mind
>>69066433
And suddenly I feel old.
>>69073799
Oh yeah. There's a lot to compare and group, across media. in 100 years time when true autism is achieved, there will be a database for movies, anime, tv, webseries, adverts all in one place.maybe
>>69073582
>>69073650
It's ambitious. It's B&W because it's absolutely kinographic. ISIS music is social commentary comparing IS with the end of the world.
Thank you for the criticism though. I really need more criticism, please. Harsh Gordan Ramsay style.
For my next film I'm renting out a movie theatre for the night an showing my own film. It will be a film about a drug addict navigating a world of black magic kkk hacker cultists. It will show what I want to say about the meaning of life.
>>69074040
To be honest you should give up hope of being a director. That's your sixth film? Fuck me. I made better films when I was 6 pretending to be Han Solo. You lack the talent to ever make it in the industry.
http://letterboxd.com/elihayes/list/what-this-website-is-turning-into/#comment-1583738
What the hell is going on
>>69074040
>mfw sent a short film to film school
>too scared to show it because it`s shit
>my leg was fucked the day I was supposed to run so I look like a complete sperg
>>69074194
uhhh
>>69074170
You're just wrong. I'm still in my experimental phase, but I'm spiralling upwards. And it's because I have something to say. Shitty writers have nothing to say, their movies have no heart.
Let's get one thing straight: I don't make films because I want to. I make films because I fucking need to. Every bone in my body is designed for directing, writing, acting, editing, cinematography, sound design, and production design.
As a fellow filmmaker, I'd very much like to see your films.
>>69067452
>>69070968
>>69072091
>>69072830
>>69074170
Dumb ghettoposter
>>69074636
>le dumb ghettoposter poster
>>69074636
>>69072091
Followed
Just saw my first Ohsima film yesterday. Looking forward to watching more
>>69074613
I look forward to seeing you receive that Oscar, you delusional tard.
>>69074787
stupid faggot
>>69074613
i like the way you write with passion. what's your lb profile?
>>69074802
Y u h8 Qbrik?
>>69066433
jesus, i almost forgot
>>69067300
>>69067362
12 when i started using. 18 now.
kill me
>>69074842
>>/reddit/
http://letterboxd.com/Synt/
Had to decide between Jungle Book and Civil War, right choice?
>>69070953
No, but follow me anyway.
>>69075137
talentless dirtugly bitch
>>69074912
Don't hate him. I've seen Strangelove, 2001, and Clockwork Orange, and the only I disliked was Clockwork. I like the other two, but neither of them blow me away. Also political satire isn't something that does a whole lot for me in general.
>>69075300
spotted the 14 year-old
>>69075141
no you fucking crypto-embryo
>>69075390
lmew even my retart character is smarter than your unironic self
basically, stop tryin
>>69074873
/delagkino
I haven't updated it in a year, and I don't have any reviews. But you can check it out if you want.
>>69075399
Please post your profile so I know which one of you to unfollow for being an unironic adult fan of children's films.
>>69075525
Fedora: the Opinion
Y guys see the How To Gwt Popular on lb list that shit was hilarious
>>69075584
By all means explain why any MCU film is worth an actual person's time. Like, if you put up some fair points then I'll concede, but I just can't see how you will.
>>69074194
how is this still an issue in [current year]
>>69075639
The First Avenger is Joe Johnston remaking The Rocketeer with a decent budget. If you didn't enjoy The Rocketeer or see its value as escapist entertainment, maybe filmic analysis isn't the right hobby for you.
>>69075525
http://letterboxd.com/m_obvs/
see you later faggot
>>69075748
Like I said, that's an interesting aspect that I'll concede because I hadn't thought about it that way. That's fair - I didn't mind The Rocketeer, although it's been a long time since I've seen it.
How about this: any MCU film from The Avengers beyond is hot garbage that exists only to undermine the importance that is cinema by trivialising things like character progression and development in favour of money and tumblr gifs.
>>69075904
nah
>>69075924
>>69075955
"nah" as in "nah I won't grow up" or nah as in "nah I won't think for myself"?
>>69075996
The goal posts were firmly established at the beginning of this man. And I even actually agreed with you for a fraction of your retarded argument. But if you don't want an actual discussion then fair enough.
>>69076031
"nah" as in I would never have pictured someone of your interesting taste to have such a retarded opinion M_obvs. What a shame.
>>69076076
Goal post:
>By all means explain why any MCU film is worth an actual person's time.
Goal:
>>69075748
New Goalpost:
>How about this: any MCU film from The Avengers beyond
>>69075924
Iron Man 3 is top 3 if not the best MCU entry (half of them ar at least enjoyable) so I'm not sure where you're getting all this from
>>69076114
Oh well sorry for sincerely enjoying cinema instead of trying to fit in. Hopefully one day you'll get over yourself.
>going to acting school
the only thing dumber than signing an online petition
>>69076132
I mean, you've clearly never met another human being before, one who's actually capable of quantifying their point. But no doubt you're gonna autistically see this as another point in your direction, right?
I just feel bad that someone could actually want these movies to continue.
>>69076245
Mm.. nope. That film was ridiculous: random characters introduced out of nowhere who're integral to not just this film's plot, but several films prior? Where were they? Why weren't they mentioned before? Why did Iron Man give up on being Iron Man and then come the Avengers 2 he just... sort of... wasn't any more?
Don't really get the hate/love for Marvel/X-Men films. Some of them happen to be good/great (Iron Man, Deadpool, DOTFP) and some of them shit (X-Men origins Wolverine, Thor, Iron Man 2). Get over it
>>69076251
I couldn't actually feel sorry for you more. I'm really disappointed.
>>69076279
>getting this upset about movies you yourself said only manchildren enjoy
wew
>>69076582
I love how no matter whether you say nothing or everything on this site, you still "lose". But all I know is that I'm not you, so that'll keep me going.
>>69068682
Is that cause closing the pool was saving niggers
>>69076865
kek
>>69076345
it's called closing an arc. how Age of Ultron handled the character has nothing to do with where he was taken here, as that movie came out 2 years later. It's Whedon's fuck-up.
How Shane Black played with American politics (the war on terror as a tv production and Bin Laden as poop-joke) alone is enough to make it more enjoyable than most of the other mcu shite.
Winter Soldier almost had the same quality (a bunch of interesting metaphors) but kind of dropped the ball due to the Russo's being largely incompetent filmmakers (not in terms of narrative progression or character development as much as formally).
But yeah... these are all kind of ridiculous... I just try to find what I can to enjoy within Feige's cinematic fast-food universe
>>69076358
Plebeian detected. Don't you know that the only way to be smart is to shit on other people's taste?
>>69075584
I want the redditors trying to revise history and paint Marvelshit as non-fedora to leave
Cannot add films I watched long ago on this thing or is that not allowed?
http://letterboxd.com/Quimerinha/
what are some flicks?
>>69077549
you get instantly banned
http://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
I hate every single one of you sub 1000 embryos
>>69078688
dozens of 2 minute shorts mean your still a lil embryo, lil embryo
>>69078688
>>69078688
le wild lil embryo appears
>>69078756
>>69078847
>>69079713
t. embryos
>>69066598
Make that 98%.
fuck the papa
>>69080035
kys
>>69079766
>t. embryos
What did the lil embryo mean by this?
>post-1931 French "cinema"
>>69074194
just in time
Been catching up on my Watchlist and knocking things off my Netflix, PVR and download queues. I hope to have my Watchlist down below 100 by the end of the year.
http://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/
>>69077614
>he fell for the Anomalisa memei did too
Jesus, that thread on kg is Cringe: The Fest. If I wasn't so sure the place was just another retarded circlejerk before, now rests no doubt. Besides the cretinous decisions for 'security', the lol no freeleech xd policy just goes in the way of helping to kill this oh-so-fantastic-new-Alexandria. Hopefully it really dies and much better things shall appear in its place.
ayy
lmao
>>69073440
At least you're making stuff, keep it up
>>69082703
This. A new site with sane mods and moderation is why us needed. Elan and amnesiac especially are hostile to uploaders, and without them, the site will die.
http://letterboxd.com/Doublas_MK_II/
>>69070953
Eventually.
>>69075141
Was Jungle Book as bad as the trailer made it look? I'm kind of surprised by the critic response.
>>69081674
is cinemos even out yet?
post a ss so i can laugh at how atrotious it looks
>>69082703
>>69086160
what thread?
>>69086793
The 'Is Karagarga Dying' one, I imagine.
>>69065576
What should I watch on my birthday, /lbg/?
Don't say the smiling faces of my friends and family at a party.
>>69087308
A Good Man
>>69087308
colonel blimp
>>69087308
Young Frankenstein.
next week there is Dawn of the Dead live with Claudio Simonetti's Goblin live soundtrack
I want too go but the tickets are obscenely expensive (like £25) and also I'd probably be going on my own
Why is life such a struggle
>>69089340
Wouldn't be worth it if life was easy. We wouldn't have the best movies if life didn't have drama.
https://letterboxd.com/limbert/
>>69065576
No and neither do documentaries.
>>69089381
that is deep my friend
hey movie fans!
no time for love now tho!
could anyone recommend by looking at my favorites in this picture? would mean a lot to me, im really ill right now and wants to watch some films
sorry for off topic, but these threads have the best cinemaheads
>>69089589
Are you retarded? Anyone holding this position must be. Of course that documentaries and shorts count because what they are before anything: films, just as the features.
>>69089658
darn!
>>69089682
Fugg, can only recognize 4/9
>>69089740
rumble fish, bully, lost highway, ghost world, prisoners, dead man, clerks, bringing out the dead and deer hunter
rumble fish is my fav tho, remember it blowing my mind the first time. ive seen it 10+ times
>>69086294
it had a shitty child actor and his acting wasn't improved by all the cgi
>>69089404
>>69081809
>>69077614
>>69075141
>>69075904
http://letterboxd.com/film/embryo/
>>69089803
>mfw I've seen every single one and yet couldn't identify most
>nf
Pretty pathetic of me t.bh
Nice faves, btw :)
>>69089668
Anyone is free to count them if they wish, but for me both have a very different purpose from what film really should be.
Documentaries are aiming for giving you a factual account and shorts require a a really different skill set. I mean TV is closer to film than shorts are and I wouldn't include Breaking Bad in my rankings.
>>69089803
I always hear Kill List grouped with movies like those. Have you seen it?
May the *farts* be with you.
>>69090064
Never even heard about it. Looked it up and it seems pretty good.
Thanks for the rec, my man!
>>69067100
Josh Lewis is a straight up trash reviewer
>>69090000
Oh, so you /are/ retarded.
>>69075141
Honestly, you fucked up, Civil War isn't great but it's better than The Jungle Book
Does anybody else hate Ava Davis? I can't stand her shitty 'reviews' showing up on my home page. I need to unfollow some people.
>>69089340
>the tickets are obscenely expensive (like £25)
>>69090696
I hate every female (including the ones pretending to be female) on there. Yes including the ones that post in these threads.
>>69089889
just 25 more and i get there
lel did eli hayes delete his account bcause of that joke list
>>69093218
Changed his name to Bearded Dragon.
http://letterboxd.com/zxwf/
Where were you when JMReviews broke letterboxd?
>>69093297
am I the only one who thought that list was fucking hilarious
>Step 4- Find an upopular blockbuster movie and act like it's the second coming of Jesus
Sure most people dislike Green Lantern but you can see it for its artistic merit and its deep and totally intentional metaphorical value. It's even better if you can find an unpopular mainstream director and treat them like they have some deep philosophical meanings behind there work. I mean, who didn't watch Charlie's Angels and instantly think that McG was an auteur?
literally comedy gold
twitter is exploding with Lb drama
@hammerbros94 and @RyanBarnett_ for some quality keks
it'll die down eventually but man, this is autism reveal to the fullest degree
>>69093361
post some choice tweets m8
>>69093343
I honestly loved the list. I really don't understand why people got so pissed off at it, causing Eli Hayes to undergo a name change, and the mods having to remove it from the front page
>>69093343
I think it's absolutely on point and really funny. Dunno why these guys can't laugh at themselves.
>>69093361
Someone please explain what the fuck is going on?
>>69093415
have you seen his short films and how he responds to criticism of those lmao
>>69093518
some guy made this joke/satire list
https://letterboxd.com/jmreviews/list/so-you-wanna-be-popular-on-letterboxd/
which got a lot people like josiah morgan and eli hayes cause it mocking mostly them
>>69093518
Popular lb user Wesley Ross Ball doesn't like popular lb user Josh Lewis, drama ensues.
Or something like that
>>69093532
please link me to these reactions, I need some entertainment
name a worse reviewer than josh lewis tho
he started the paul ws anderson is good meme
>>69093572
i cant find his dude weed lmao film anymore on lb, that one had the best ones. i think he's deleted it.
>>69093644
>he started the paul ws anderson is good meme
I can recall reading this opinion as early as 2003, on the Rotten Tomatoes forums.
>>69093644
>he started the paul ws anderson is good meme
no, that was ignatiy's poorly written mubi notebook entries
>>69093712
yeah but it wasn't a proper meme on lb until Lewis gave Retribution 5 stars
>>69093343
Kek link to the list
>>69093825
>>69093566
here ya go
>>69093736
josh unfollowed me after I gave RE a negative review lmao
>>69093644
Josh Lewis is a straight trash tier reviewer
Same with Ava Davis and all that lot
>>69093871
What is with the Resident Evil movies being good meme
>>69093957
ugh Ava Davis is fucking trash but at least she doesn't try to write good reviews, she just uses lb as a diary or some shit like that. joshl does super forced meme reviews with a lot of words that ultimately don't mean anything
>>69093980
vulgar autis- i mean auteurism
>>69094076
I think VA is fun to contemplate some times but so many of its writers are really bad
>>69094177
I don't mind it because I like many terrible films but what gets me is those people pretending those movies are actually super smart or something, ready any Josiah Morgan, Josh Lewis or Silentdawn review of any of the Resident Evil movies, it's fucking hilarious
>>69093343
was actually a top notch list
>>69065576
swastika get
>>69066433
POOLS CLOSED
BIX NOOD
http://letterboxd.com/bvgf/
How pleb is my taste?
>>69065576
https://letterboxd.com/elihayes/list/18-of-my-own-short-films-on-the-letterboxd/
Short films are where the real kino is at
>>69087308
Love Exposure would be great if you have 4 hours to spare
>>69095194
fuck off Eli
>>69093280
why do you keep posting your account if you don't follow anyone?
>>69095194
>Short films are where the real kino is at
Your sentence makes no sense... Kino means movie theatre.
>>69095389
spotted the embryo
http://letterboxd.com/SheepSteep/
hi
>>69095389
>being this clueless
this is an 18+ website
>>69093644
It was definitely John Lehtonen's old account not Josh Lewis
>>69090502
That's not really a counter argument.
>>69095586
>Documentaries are aiming for giving you a factual account and shorts require a a really different skill set. I mean TV is closer to film than shorts are
What did he mean by this?
>>69095048
I was going to save this pic when I realized I'd basically never get to use it ever. The fact you were able to is almost outstanding.
>not knowing basic English
Ask your teacher to show you how to look words up.
>>69095615
Short films require a relatively distinct set of story telling skills than a full length movie. The differences are sufficient for short films to be counted as a distinct art form from 'film' by some people.
>>69095194
the images make them seem like pretentious garbage
>>69095812
They don't require a relatively distinct set of viewing skills, though.
>>69095635
It's actually kind of amazing that it's an older meme itself.
ayy
>when your review becomes the cool kids hangout
>This is an unironic post
>>69098251
based JMReviews
>>69098769
>>69098769
>>69098769
>>This is an unironic post
https://letterboxd.com/jmreviews/list/so-you-wanna-be-popular-on-letterboxd/
Hahaha meme XD
Half tempted to post about being mentally sick fucj
>>69098769
This is fake, right?
>>69099459
Nigger.
>>69099584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
>>69099459
yes you are
>>69099624
>>69099639
redditors
>>69099738
you're on /lbg/, it's implied everyone here is a redditor dipshit
>>69099822
reddit.com/r/reddit
>>69099902
>falling for the reddit meme
>being this new
>>69095846
Well they do have to be judged against a different set of criteria than a full length feature, not that they are different in every way, but at least as different from TV.
>>69099994reddit
Who all misses Alessandro's shenanigans calling everyone "r"?
>>69100263
I miss interesting reviewers, rather than my feed getting clogged up with "SLAY QUEEN BEY SLAYYYY" and "Hush is a masterpiece of horror"
>>69100423
Stop following plebshits then
What are some sites similar to Letterboxd but without the self-important """reviewers"""?
>>69100567
amazon.com
haha
>>69090896
that's a lot for a movie
it would be an easier consideration if it was like a tenner.
>>69098887
No you idiot
Based gorro reviews
I always enter these threads with a smile on my face. Why? Because I know I'm better than all of you. I am superior.
I always enter these threads with a smiIe on my face. Why? Because I know I'm better than all of you. I am superior.
I always enter these threads with a smiIe on my face. Why? Because I know I'm better than all of you. I am superior.
t. bel
>>69100567
Criticker, more features, very ugly.
