You're substituting for a class
What do you put on for the class to watch while you shitpost on /tv/?
Gay Niggers From Outer Space
>>69047149
A censored Good Will Hunting
The Romeo and Juliet with the nip slip
History Channel
>When they had actual shows about History
obviously this one
Whatever the teacer I'm subbing for leaves for me.
t. Substitute teacher
>>69047149
anything with a little simulated sex that will be fucking hilarious on fast forward.
>>69047619
>entire class becomes footfags
Stardust
plebs would fall asleep while people with good taste will appreciate it
donald duck in mathmagic land
https://youtu.be/AJgkaU08VvY
>>69048023
i-is that a gif of DSP masturbating? has he really fallen that low?
>>69048074
yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw
full video
>>69047149
The Dark Knight RisesO big guy my big guy
>>69048038
Ma nigga
Fellowship of the Rings
>>69047149
Holy shit, that TV is weirdly flat, considering it's a CRT.
>>69047149
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>69047149
The human body episode of The Magic School Bus.
Every time, so they know how I felt.
Oil Orgy 5
Inland Empire
Can't I just tell them to play on their phones?
>Math
Pi
>Economics
Glengarry Glen Ross
>Art
Paprika
>Music
The Blues Brothers
>>69048516
Probably this, Mr. Wizard, or maybe the periodic table of videos.
>>69047149
depends on what grade class it is
>junior/senior
Starship Troopers
>freshman/sophomore
this >>69048038 is actually a good idea
>middle school
City of Ember
>elementary
fuck idk probably some pixar shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zHPJCVYko
Any day I got to watch one of these was a good day.
>>69048707
>5th Grade
Glengarry Glen Ross brass balls on a loop
why is that tv hollow?
>>69047149
>that video where the kid's grandpa touches his dick
never understood why they showed us that in like 3rd grade, i get they were trying to pass the message of "if somethings bothering you say it and don't keep it to yourself" type of shit
>>69048857
>never understood why they showed us that in like 3rd grade, i get they were trying to pass the message of "if somethings bothering you say it and don't keep it to yourself" type of shit
What the fuck school did you go that showed you CP
>>69048023
D-did I just watch a man ejaculate.
>>69048516
INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MASS
DAN-AN DAN-AN DAN-AN
DAN-AN DAN-AN DAN-AN
>>69048816
>>69047307
This happened to me in high school once. Either in history or statistics, I can't remember.
Anyhow, my choice.
>>69048923
Yes
Some horribly slow, aged and boring mute shit.
I hate kids.
Anime
>>69048989
so you should shock them for life, not disperse them
Yesterday's PBS Newshour.
The little shits could stand to learn a little bit about current events.
>>69047149
cool runnings man
>>69047149
>>69048902
idfk it didn't actually show it the camera was panned up it was really weird like the kid got uncomfortable and shit and started getting quiet and his group of friends didn't know what was going on and would leave him and shit, at the end i think he tells his mom or something and the old ass dude goes to jail
>>69047149
Gummo
MAKE THEM CRY AND CUM LIKE I DID
>>69047149
>>69047149
Pirates of the Carribeanthere was only one available on dvd at the time
![MV5BMTY4ODU5NzI5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTc3NDY5._V1_UY268_CR2,0,182,268_AL_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oe4b4QH.jpg "MV5BMTY4ODU5NzI5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTc3NDY5._V1_UY268_CR2,0,182,268_AL_[1].jpg")
>Kids? Yeah, that sounds like it should be good for a classroom full of 11 year olds
>Worst case is that it's too kiddy and they'll get bored
>>69049252
I remember I was in middle school and we had a sub so they decided to let us watch a movie, the class had like 12 movies rating go from G to PG-13 and then there was a guy that couldn't watch any of the movies because his mom sheltered him to much. We went through movies like Pirates of the Caribbean and others. It was rage inducing
![5100TS2SZCL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bGHo8Iy.jpg "5100TS2SZCL[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvO4NuUBsFI
The only choice in my mind.
I'm sure the kids will love Patricia Arquette's tits.
>>69049335
they'd be more bored than shocked for the first hour, family, and that's all the time you'd have to show them
>>69048767
>junior/senior
Borat
>freshman/sophomore
Brazil
>middle school
Speed
>elementary
Rango
>>69047149
Grapes of Wrath
>>69049346
Who doesn't love Patricia Arquette's tits?
Also, a teacher in 6th grade showed Shakespeare in Love and forgot about the sex scene and didn't try to stop it till half way through.
North European sex ed videos.
That'll keep em quiet.
>>69049360
Make a special quicker hour edit and save the good parts for the keeds.
:^)
>Something inappropriate xD
>>69049427
Hah, you got the joke!
>>69049427
>>69047149
The Iron Giant
Army Dog.
You have to destroy their innocence early so they can grow properly as adults faster.
>girls on the floor having orgasm spasms
>boys with huge hardons humping the tables
>cum, piss and puke all over the floor
>everybody is crying
>>69049479
>not Young Frankenstein
Weak.
>>69047149
Black Mirror S1E1
>sick the day before
>teacher told the class there'd be a sub
>movie comes on, everyone takes out their crab legs
>I'm the only one without them
>have to endure 50 minutes of having broken open crab legs thrown at the back of my head
I don't miss grade school
>>69049486
Reality:
>Everybody stops paying attention because it's dull and pretentious
Persepolis if it's an English class
>>69049564
>>Everybody stops paying attention because it's dull and pretentious
>girls on the floor having orgasm spasms
i dont think they would stop paying attention
>>69049564
oh, you!
A Let's Play of Bioshock.
![pink-flamingos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SU2qRsx.jpg "pink-flamingos[1].jpg")
>>69047149
>>69049584
reality
>they all pull out their smartphones and jerk off to nude selfies of each other under the desk except for a few nerds.
>>69049694
>one of the Nerds probably day dreams of shooting up the school
>>69047149
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
History: Thin Red Line
Music: Amadeus
Art: Barry Lyndon
English: Macbeth (1971)
Computing: Ghost in the Shell
I remember providing Kung Fu Hustle one time
It was poorly recieved
>>69049783
>Computing: Ghost in the Shell
hahaha i can't say it's a bad choice really, but is that cringey
>>69049783
>Computing
Pic related is the only choice
>>69049861
>>69049783
>not wargames
>>69049199
i liked it.
>>69049881
>not sneakers
>>69047149
remember the titans but only if its a math class and i'll have the class take notes
http://www.local8now.com/content/news/Principal-takes-immediate-action-after-students-see-Human-Centipede-2-in-class-377736901.html
>>69049093
how would you explain that to the principal if he walked in?
>uh, i post on this indonesian teachers forum from time to time and this particular kino came highly recommended from the national education board
>what's kino? it's the one above film. (plen)
Galaxy Quest.
Rainbow War
The Red Balloon
Man with a Movie Camera
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - for History.
>>69048516
https://youtu.be/YRd08dgvsXw
UP so some kids cry and people make fun of them
>>69047149
>Carl Sagan's, Cosmos
>>69048516
superior
>>69050715
forgot my pic
>>69047149
>brick
>donnie darko
>primer
>attack of the killer tomatoes
>scanner darkly
>super
>me and earl and the dying girl
>enemy
>filth
any of these probably, the assignment would then be to write an essay where they reflect on the movie, i.e. summation of the story, what they thought of the movie and a short tale where they insert themselves into the story as the main character, what they would have done differently and why
>>69048516
I used to record episodes of it off PBS and bring it into my 7th grade science class for the teacher to show.
>>69048067
>>69047307
Watched these both in my 11th grade math class. The movies sucked but the teacher was such a bro.
>>69047149
Then they have to write an essay on it.
>>69047292
I loved History channel as a kid. War documentaries with Mail Call with R Lee Ermey in between.
My mom used to try and make me watch spongebob and shit like a normie.
>>69047149
The Grifter
>>69053472
are you fucking insane showing that to children?
End of Evangelion
>>69053472
I NEED TO BREED RICOS DAUGHTER
>>69049861
Angelina's Tits = Computing
Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet, then call out the fat neckbeard that inevitably is jerking off to Olivia Hussey's underage tits under his desk and embarrass him in front of the rest of the class and ruin his life because shit like that brings me joy.
Today we are watching an action film starring Gerard Butler
Then ill put on fucking Coriolanus for the little shits
Either this or Dog Dick.
