>Excuse me, sir. We saw that you only bought a ticket for one. We just had to inform you that we cannot let you into the theater unless you are willing to undergo a full pat-down.
The gentleman on your left is here to perform the pad-down while the lady on my right is here to go through your belongings.
Would you still see the movie?
>>69043991
Yes.
>>69043991
Nah, that would be pretty humiliating desu.
But I'm here with my good friend Micheal Richards, isn't that right micheal?
Evoke my 4th amendment
Why Netflix, Amazon Prime and VOD haven't killed the multiplex just like mp3 killed Tower Records?
>>69043991
Yes. i dont offended by such things
switch the boy and girl and you got yourself a deal
Will I get to bang the boipussy
>>69043991
I'm not here solo, I brought my 12 gauge was just about to introduce you lot to her
>>69044124
None of them have been able to make a deal with the studios like Apple with with the music studios.
It will happen eventually though.
I know it's mostly schlock but it really amuses me to what lengths you'd indulge this little fantasy of yours.
I'd consider it pathetic but I imagine it amuses you, so in this respect it's far from that.
>>69044124
Piracy would detract too much from sales. The best pirates can do right now is shitty camrips.
>>69044282
>schlock
why am I suddenly seeing this word all over /tv/? Is it the new meme buzzword?
>>69044126
This
Sure, I'll let moot pat me down anytime.
>>69043991
Only if I know the girl will cuck me with the black dude during the movie.
