Anyone getting tired of how much of a Gary Stu this character is?
>>69035936
First of all, only faggots use terms like Gary Stu, second, why don't you just drop the fucking show if you don't like it?
>>69035936
>Anyone getting tired of how much of a Gary Stu this character is?
This can apply to like anyone on this show
>>69036016
>Character just kills everyone and does what he wants with no repercussions despite being psychopath
>Just drop the fucking show xD
No, fuck you.
>>69035936
Nah Barry is based as fuck
>>69036043
I don't know what you were trying to prove but you failed spectacularly.
>>69035936
Well his father was holding his hand this time, without him Ramsay is going to fall hard.
He's nowhere near the military genius his father was.
>>69035936
>Gary Stu
So just like Joffery?
>>69035936
That isn'tJon Snow
>>69035936
if anything, I wish to see him commit more heinous acts. I wish ayra stark would die. she'll probably become some sort of Dune esque God Emperor.
>>69036126
Joffrey died though.
>>69035936
He'll be dead before the season ends
Idiot people need a clearly evil main-antagonist now that Joffrey is dead. It will be awesome once Brienne, Arya, Khaleesi or some other beloved female character kills this shitlord and the youtube live reactions will be hella epic!
Also Ramsay is a great character, unpredictable, funny and with a wicked sense of humour - just like this show that we all love (crazy as we are haha)
I just wish he would drop the act already, i mean, like, who doesn't get it? You ain't foolin nobody Gary!
>>69036188
this probably killed by >>69036161
>>69036082
Agreed, he's fucking awesome.
It'd be nice if Nathan ended up in GOT too at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSLMZEkF5W8
>>69036198
I know this is a troll, but...
>>69035936
Stabbing his dad is literally the best thing Ramsay ever did in his whole life
>>69036198
Why didn't they just keep Stannis around as the asshole who burns Northmen and Wildlings if they don't submit to him?
>>69035936
He's too Islamic IMO.
>>69035936
>fat, huge, ugly brute with no skills or friends who regularly rapes and flays women for sport = cool, attractive, small twink with ludicrous skills and a girlfriend. Also only rapes Sansa
What the fuck, d&d?
>>69036279
Because Kike & Kike fucked up.
>Martin: And it is important that the individual books refer to the civil wars, but the series title reminds us constantly that the real issue lies in the North beyond the Wall. Stannis becomes one of the few characters fully to understand that, which is why in spite of everything he is a righteous man, and not just a version of Henry VII, Tiberius or Louis XI.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&docId=49161
>>69036279
Stannis was too popular, they need some character that literally nobody can like. People these days are too stupid for grey characters. Literally every remaining character is either clearly evil or good, worse they seem to be on the same team aswell looking at how Davos for some reason cares for Jon.
Not sure if Gary Sue is the proper reference but damn has his character suffered. Total psychopath. I don't really understand what happens next. Roose was smart and could make allies; but he can't. He loses the first battle immediately
>>69036372
I always found this fight completely wrenching and not because of the grrl power.
It's so fucking frustrating that they are literally fighting to determine which one of them loves Arya and wants to protect her more.
>>69036493
Half his fucking army falls into a frozen lake in the Battle of Winterfell anyway.
>>69036126
>Joffrey goes on about how great a warrior he is then hides when Stannis shows up
>Ramsey invents guerilla warfare when Stannis shows up before leading a cavalry charge to finish of Stannis' forces
Joffery wasn't close to being a Gary Stu
>>69036095
if his father's such a military genius why is he dead
>>69036523
then neither of them get her
just like my ex...
>>69036523
It was pointless. It was a three's company misunderstanding tier fight. And in the end we were robbed of a character that was actually developed.
>>69036523
>fighting to determine which one of them loves Arya and wants to protect her more
They're fighting because of a misunderstanding and because they don't trust one another.
Sandor: this big dumb bitch is carrying a Lannister sword. Arya isn't safe with her.
Brienne: this is Sandor fucking Clegane, the Mountain's brother. Arya isn't safe with him.
So many conflicts in the world stem from mistrust and misunderstandings. It's tragic and you completely missed the point.
>>69035936
he will btfo jon snu
>>69035936
I always look forward to the Ramsay Bolton Power Hour
>>69037781
This.
He's come such a long way from Misfits.
It's almost mind-boggling.
>>69036642
Despite everything, he still loved and trusted his son. Everybody has weaknesses.
>>69036372
the writers disliked stannis because he's a stern, patriarchal gentile authority figure, and jews have an instinctive revulsion to men like that.
they identify with ramsay because he's a cynical, clever little twink who is too smart to believe in anything and always beats the dumb oafs with wit, while also being able to beat them with brawn too when he feels like it despite being a twink
don't hate the player hate the game
>>69035936
Ramsay is based. He just embraces his role as a unwanted psycho bastard child. However as much as I like his shenanigans I hope Jon tears him asunder. Give him a great death.
>>69036844
>we were robbed of a character
Do you even get hype faggot?
>>69036095
Ramsay is pretty much the most brilliant military commander in all of westeros, name someone else that could defeat an entire army with just 20 good men?
Only thing Bolton was good at was treason and being a political animal like the lannisters.
>>69036163
I highly doubt it. Arya will kill someone important and then do fuck all
>>69036642
His dad was a hard ass but he wanted a son to mentor and teach to rule. Even Roose Goose had sentimental wants.
>>69039202
His dad was a psychopath who had no affection for anything or anyone and constantly trolled him for the fun of it. roose died because the writers forced him to hold the idiot ball, not because of any reason consistent with the character's development up to this point
>>69039868
>Roose Bolton
>psychopath
>implying he wasn't totally sane
Just because he did bad things doesn't make his crazy.
>>69036198
>t. Jared "DAMAGED" Joker HAHA
>>69040214
his psychopathy is the defining trait of his character. he feels no affection, has no internal moral compass, etc. like many high functioning psychopaths irl, he learned to pass himself off as a normal person and be generally cautious so as not to raise any red flags like his reckless son does
>>69035936
you have no idea what Gary Stu means
Ramsay is nothing compared to this bitch.
She beat Loras.
She beat the Hound.
She's implied to be almost as good as Jaime.
She beat 5 of Ramsay's 20 good men.
She's a mary sue.
>>69040627
Shes also 9 feet tall, strong, and has actual training in using her weapons and other skills. Those victories have some justification behind them.
>>69040627
Even the dogs specifically trained to hunt women ran in fear
>>69040690
>ran
They simply phased out of existence in her presence.
i'm more annoyed about the jesus plot line in kings landing
the army could defend any military attack but can't beat a few people with sticks
wtf
>>69040805
because tommen is a bitch nigga
>>69040805
#FeelTheBern
I am more sick of all these coups happening at the same time. I mean in the last TWO episodes 3 kings have been killed by their subordinates.
Part of me gets the feeling they just don't know where to at this point with the characters they have, so they are just replacing them.
I dont mind these sorts of scenes, but all of them happening right after each other seems like sort of lazy writing.
>>69040909
it also takes away from the impact of each scene. who gives a fuck about one character dying when we've just watched three others die the same way back-to-back
>>69035936
The betrayal was dumb, if Roose backstabed Ramsay with a smug smile saying "now i have true son" it woulda be the shit
But nope, we got the lol ramsay is evil meme
Even Joffrey got BTFO from time to time. This guy always ends up on top.
>>69040627
I'll give you Loras but the Hound was badly wounded and Jaime is able to hold her off for quite a long time considering he was tied up when they fought.
>>69040805
No one can touch based High Sparrow.
>>69041317
Can't Harrow The Sparrow.
>>69040505
You're describing a sociopath.
>>69035936
he is the 4th sand snake.
why the fuck did roose die like a pussy ass bitch
did he literally have no contingency plan in case his psychopath son decided to kill him
A man of power, taking power.
i may love him now. Are you gay?
>>69036043
>no repercussions
Jon is literally gonna just come and kill him in episode 9. Just watch
>>69041042
This
Joffrey was a great character and his death was 10/10
I won't care when Ramsey dies because it'll be some contrived reason and there'll be no lesson or moral or importance to it since he has no depth
>>69043417
This isn't no Trump equivalent. Pretty sure Trump, is in over his head and pays for a shitty hitman cabinet.
>>69043520
It's a we want it to burn to hell episode.
>You trusted us
>>69040627
She also has a internal GPS that allows her to track down any Stark
>>69035936
what pisses me off is that he literally has NO support. Yeah he won a couple of battles but that was it. Everyone still respected Lord Bolton, he was hardly in danger of being disfavored by his people. They ruined a completely good plot. Dorne 2.0
I don't understand why people like the sparrow here? Is it just because he's religious and you always have to be contrarian compared to the rest of the internet?
>>69043746
I don't like him. I was hoping Jaime would defrock his ass, if you catch my drift.
>>69043746
>Be me It's because Jesus was a great man who is ambivalent on your crappy choice of fiction episode
>Rapes Sansa off screen
>SJWs throws a hissy fit claiming they'll boycott the show
>SJW's get wet for him this season
>>69043746
I like the Sparrow in the books, actually. In the show they've just gone full retard though. Especially with the toppling empires line from the last episode.
>>69043918
Damn I wish Maisie would get wet for me.
>>69043918
"off screen"
>>69040690
Glad I'm not the only person who realized this. Dogs will fucking eat a baby and a fat lady but completely disappear in the midst of Sansa and The Beauty.
>>69044165
>not being able to tell the difference between two entirely different-looking breeds of dog
Fucking hell, mate. Get some glasses.
>>69040909
The whole show has become lazy writing. I am basically expecting battles to consist of some hero doing a bunch of flashy moves and dishing out one liners after every kill.
>>69043615
This.
Why should people follow this bastard?
Because he's a psychopath and they're scared of him? Okay. Well, he was only able to be a psychopath all these years because he had daddy's protection. He's gone now. What is stopping someone from killing him?
What alliances does he have? The Karstarks? They going to wage war on the Nights Watch and aid this psycho bastard because they're still upset about the Robb thing? They just finished a war, why would they want to go to another one for such a childish reason?
The Freys? He fucked that up when he fed Walder's daughter and grandson to dogs. He could've got away with the poison story with just his father. No fucking way anyone is going to believe Roose, Fat Walda and the baby were all poisoned by "enemies".
>>69044496
Game of Thrones season 8 will be when Benioff and Weiss give up and turn the show into CSI: Westeros and it will just be Jon and Tyrion going around the Seven Kingdoms solving murders. Jon is the grizzled by-the-book guy while Tyrion makes wisecracks and drinks too much. Wednesdays at 10.
>>69043459
Nah pham , that would be granting (almost) every viewer wish and if D&D fanfic follows at least what grrm has been doing along, they are gonna keep him alive and well for a while the only characters that get killed are people's favorites (male.. characters because stronk womyn).
Hes gonna solo wun wun, rape melisandre, and kill jon while one of his dogs humps ghost.
>>69041463
Sociopath isn't a real term. A high functioning psychopath is what a sociopath was used to describe.
>>69035936
>Gary Stu
But Gary stus never fail. And Ramsey is obviously being set up to get torn down harder than any other character in the shows history.
>>69047192
He's just going to die, killed for being a crazy psychopath
There'll be no catharsis or surprise, literally the best thing they could have done with him is have him slain by his father in this very episode, that's the definition of shocking
But they didn't
>>69040627
>she beat loras
ok, you got me there
>beat hound
he's dying from an infected wound
>beat jamie
malnourished, hasn't swung a sword in months, hands chained
>beat 5 good men
only fought them 1v1 and then first guy even managed to unhorse her
>>69044801
he literally dies in ep. 9. Do your research please.
>>69047192
>implying
D&D are setting up for shirtless Ramsay attacking Castle Black with a hind.
>>69040627
loras is the only one of these that makes sense
that said, she really isn't mary sue at all, she put her dues in and didn't just magically get good
>>69040627
books
>malnourished Jaime Lannister who has been rotting in a tiny jail cell and and lost a lot of his muscle mass pushes Brienne to her limits
>Brienne later admits that if Jaime was a little more healthier he would have won and if he was at 100% he would have easily bested her and it took everything she had to hold him off and no one stood a chance against him
tv show
>Brienne causally beats him like he was nothing
Jaime got nerfed so hard. Dude is one of GOATs in the books but the show makes it seem like he was all talk.
>>69038638
nope
not in the books
not in the earlier seasons of the show
it's a plot hole and just a plain inconsistent asspull
The one thing I like about Roose dying is that without him it's going to show how useless Ramsay really is.
He lost everything he someat loves in 2 episodes.
He's going to make tons of mistakes Roose wouldn't have and then ultimately fail.
Losing Winterfell and his life in the process.
>>69038716
>the writers disliked stannis because he's a stern, patriarchal gentile authority figure, and jews have an instinctive revulsion to men like that.
Jews are originally patriarchal af though, have you read the Old Testament?
>>69035936
He's no Gary Stu, it's just D&D in charge of killing off characters they don't know what to do with anymore. He'll be dead in 5 episodes max.
>>69036265
>not stabbing Sansa
>>69036237
Not everything is trolling
There are things called jokes you humongous retard
>>69040214
>>69039202
>Roose has no feelings, you see. Those leeches that he loves so well sucked all the passions out of him years ago. He does not love, he does not hate, he does not grieve. This is a game to him, mildly diverting. Some men hunt, some hawk, some tumble dice. Roose plays with men. You and me, these Freys, Lord Manderly, his plump new wife, even his bastard, we are but his playthings.
>>69037027
It's good writing. :^)
There are heros on both sides
>>69049778
>There are heros on both sides
>>69049778
Can evil robots be heros?
>>69044694
Underrated
>>69049940
is bender from futurama evil?
>>69049272
Ramsay isn't going to make any mistakes. Leaks make it clear that he does just fine and is winning and beating Jon Snow and the wildlings and then CIA shows up and saves the day.
>>69036163
>he'sgoing to kill rickon and shaggydog
what is going on with GRRM anyway, his latest blog post his him bitching at some writer nobody cares about
Does he realise he hasn't written anything for 5 years?
>>69049477
Right. Which is why they're so threatened by any competition. It's the same as how so many Zionist are absolutely in favor of multiculturalism in every Country in the world EXCEPT for Israel.
>>69035936
>was able to beat several armed Ironborn, whom according to Yara were part of the 50 best killers of the iron islands, shirtless with 2 daggers
>Yara and the 5 armed Ironborn standing around shirtless Ramsay decides to run away from a couple of dogs after sailing all the way around Westeros and not just Killing Ramsay making the Ironborn invasion, which is the main mission of the Greyjoy's, a lot easier
>managed to marry Sansa even though he's a complete psychopath
>managed to infiltrate in Stannis' camp with "20 good men" and burn all their supplies, food and kill all their horses while disappearing without anyone noticing even though Davos was able to recall that "20 men were seen"
>managed to beat "one of Westeros finest commanders" according to Littlefinger
>managed to kill his own father and still get the support of the Karstarks even though the Karstark guy hated Robb for killing his father but that doesn't apply to Ramsay
>Walda being so naive that she follows Ramsay into the dog kennel even though she supposedly hasn't seen Roose for hours
>managed to secure his claim by killing Walda and baby Roose even though there were probably hundreds of bolton/frey witnesses on the courtyard who saw Walda walking in to the kennel and 20 seconds later screaming
>probably still has the support of the Freys even though Walder lost his foothold in the North
This fucking guy man.
>>69048878
>literally alive the whole season.
Can you read? are you some kind of mongoloid with "the" downs?
>>69035936
just wait until he tames dany's last dragon
>>69035936
>Ramsay will never team up with the "Fookin Legend" and go on crazy adventures
what a shame
>>69036198
>Also Ramsay is a great character, unpredictable, funny and with a wicked sense of humour
>a wicked sense of humour
Literally biography field in most tumblr reddit or some dating site profile
>I'm palentosexual omni poten demigender with a wicked sense of humour
>I hope you don't mind I have 3 mixed kids
>>69051386
Hi newfag.
>>69036844
>>69039129
where's the proof
>>69035936
does he come back from the dead, have a giant albino killer dog and a magic sword? no.
>>69040627
>>69041251
isn't Loras a faggot though?
>>69051467
Why is that relevant?
>>69051414
I welcome you on 4chan, you got triggered probably because you settled for a single mother yourself. Don't worry, she will leave you eventually.
>>69051443
He may as fucking well have.
>>69051498
it just says something, like you know, he sucks
>>69051467
Only in the show.
He was a regular homosexual in the books.
>>69051538
Not him but he's calling you a newfag for falling for such obvious bait.
Fucking newfag
>>69035936
i'm sick of his character. it isn't the hate i felt for jeoffry. it is just annoyance. he is boring and one dimensional. he can fuck off and die.
>>69043459
>episode 9
more like 6
>>69051538
>>69051538
>>>69051414
>I welcome you on 4chan, you got triggered probably because you settled for a single mother yourself. Don't worry, she will leave you eventually.
Is this meta-trolling or are you really just fucking retarded?
>>69044122
why? you imply it was shown? they showed Reek's face only
>>69036126
Joffrey got slapped thrice in the first episode and rekt by a girl and her dog in episode 2. He's a little bitch and only got away with what he was doing since he was the King. Ramsay is good at everything; tracking, archery, melee combat, guerrilla warfare, tactics, and torture. Every idea he comes up with works perfectly with no repercussions, regardless of how poorly planned it was.
Doesn't it feel a bit forced to you? I think the writers wanted to create a "character everyone loves to hate" somebody as loathesome as Joffrey, but it feels cheap.
>>69040805
seriously, why isn't it solved by commanding the army to kill all of them?
>>69051600
>“When the sun has set no candle can replace it”
Book Loras was a young Jaime Lannister who happened to be gay and in love with Renly and only Renly and literally took a vow of chastity after he died and joined the kingsguard. Show Loras is a man whore and stereotypical gay guy who dreamed about having a fancy wedding and everything that a female would think of when throwing their wedding. It's a joke and it's not surprising why Flynn hates how D&D wrote him.
I'm still waiting to hear the real reason why Yara decided to fuck off during her confrontation with Ramsay. I'm not willing to believe 50 of the Iron Islands' "best killers" got chased off by a shirtless edgelord and some dogs. Surely Ramsay just made Theon do something that made Yara give up on ever getting her brother back, right? D&D can't be that incompetent, can they?
>>69036016
Spot the autist.
>>69055425
I'm honestly surprised that the show isn't under heavier critique for its butchering of gay characters or whatever. I'm not even gay and even I'm offended at how they ruined Loras so completely.
I mean, the show's worst female characters are heralded as strong womyn and the gay characters who do fuck-all except be gay are considered positive characters.
Weird, but I never got the impression that Ramsay is a big deal in books. Roose openly mocks and disregards him for being a stupid cunt born of rape, who was brought up by a stinky village idiot. Book Ramsay is basically Joffrey 2.0 - violent idiot in position of power. Show Ramsay is a baddest motherfucker in Westeros who plays the game better than his own father
>>69055718
They really fucked up Renly and Loras. They took characters that aren't defined by their sexuality and defined them as that. I know some gay people who are actually quite offended by that and I can't say I blame them cause I am as well. Renly and Loras got turned into stereotypes.
>>69055718
>>69055877
And for all their stereotypical gay shit, they took out the Rainbow Guard.
I don't understand.
Roose "wears armor to a wedding" Bolton, who is said to be an excellent judge of character - did not see it coming at all? Nice writing, Dumb & Dummer.
>>69056763
McElhatton said in an interview he did see it coming and would have killed Ramsay pretty soon himself now that he had a legit heir, but Ramsay just moved first. I think they wrote it as a spur of the moment thing, an impulse that Ramsay just followed, so he didn't really plan to do it and Roose didn't pick up on his immediate plans.
>>69035936
he completely acted on impulse. there is a serious possibility it will come back to bite him. It just didn't happen in the literal same episode
>>69038638
He didn't fucking love and trust Ramsay, he planned to kill him off as he saw how unpredictable and insane he was. He just didn't expect him to go in for the kill right in that moment, that openly
>>69035936
>>69055097
I agree. They worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard to make him a Villain Sue. They tried way too hard to make the audience hate him.
Post the webm of the mountain smashing the dudes head with YOU DIED laid over it
>>69056574
It's impossible to have a rainbow guard in a show where they removed all colours except brown and black and gold.
Seriously, D&D must be massive Lannisterfags, because the Lannisters(and maybe Tyrells) are the only people who got to wear fanciful armour and clothing. Everyone else is just wearing shitty black and brown crap.
>>69040805
It's ridiculous, a well trained soldier should be able to take at least 3 of the Jesus freaks easily. Not to mention Frankenmountain who could probably take 15 before they put him down.
Unless they out number them by 10-1 there is zero reason for Tommem to be taking this shit, what a fucking pussy
Thanks for the spoilers you twats
>>69057639
>Not to mention Frankenmountain who could probably take 15 before they put him down.
You clearly have no clue. The Mountain could have taken at least twenty of those fucks BEFORE he died, as long as he was geared up. Robert Strong could wipe them all out singlehandedly.
At least he feeds his dogs well.
>>69035936
>Gary Stu
>unlikable psychopath who is continually pushing the likelihood that someone kills him
Uh-huh. Sure. Right.
>>69040627
Aren't Mary Sues generally depicted as beautiful?
>>69058284
the term has lost its meaning tBh
the thing is that neither ramsay literally never fails in what he sets out to do
brienne at least had to be saved once by jamie in order not to become bear fodder
>>69049548
He did stab her though
HUE HUE HUE
>>69036163
>dune god emperor
That's Bran, man
>>69055718
I'm with you anon. It would have been cool to see Loras being a mentor to little Tommen like he is in the books. It looks like Jamie might fill that role now, which is alright, considering Dorne was a fucking snooze fest. It'll be nice to see Jamie and the lannisters fucking up the faith in KL
By the way, where in the fuck is Bronn??
>>69058681
>where in the fuck is Bronn??
Off in the row-boat.
>>69036523
Is she holding his dick?
>>69041317
Here is a leaked picture of episode 3.
>>69039120
>Jon, not Theon
>>69041463
>>69046826
It is a real term, but Roose is the Psychopath and Ramsay is the Sociopath.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/wicked-deeds/201401/how-tell-sociopath-psychopath
Ramsay Sue
>>69038638
That shit was out of character.
>>69051063
>all these long-winded blog posts
>"I-I just don't have a lot TIME to write my books anymore guys!"
>>69038638
>show actually attempts to characterize a largely bland villain with absolutely no personality
>WAAAAH IT'S OUT OF CHARACTER
Bookfags are insufferable.
Who's that huge black guy following cersei? Is he her bull?
"War is over", thought Ned. The mad king had fallen, the peace could take its course in the Seven Kingdoms.
On the way to Robert's quarters, the lord of Winterfell had a thought about his Lady. "Catelyne". It had been a long time since their last embrace.
"-Come on my friend, the mad king is dead, the Lannister boy killed him"
Robert wore a big grin on his face. He would be king.
"-Take a cup and sit with me, Ned, you old northern skin !
-Robert."
Ned removed his armor.
"-Can the lord of Winterfell massage the feet of his brother in arms ?
-Ah ah, Robert, always the same, bring it up."
Robert Baratheon's feet were sweaty, smelly, the stench nearly made Ned flinch. He took a toe, first, puddled it, going slowly to the sole. Robert was a true warrior, as a warrior, it was an honor to make him such favor. Plus he would be the King. First hesitating, Ned brought his mouth to the gross foot. His tongue caressed his big toe, a few seconds later, he shoved it in his mouth.
"-Oh Ned, for the Seven's sake what are you doing ?
-Ush, let me do my job".
At his surprise, Robert remained silent. That couldn't be enough, Ned took off his clothes and rubbed the feet on his belly. He took a look at Robert, his eyes were closed, a smile on his mouth.
He removed Robert's shirt, and then his pants, and the rest, until he was fully naked.
"My King". The two hairy torsos rubbed each other and Ned saw Robert's manhood growing on sight. The now King took Ned's hand and slowly lead it to his royal groin. The member was red, Ned could see veins pulsating on the shaft. He took the huge appendix and started stroking it vigorously.
"Ned, I name you Hand of the King..."
Jon was almost done, happily enjoying the feeling of hot water against his body, still tired from his previous workout. Suddenly, he felt a strong grip on his sore arms. “What’s up, Lord Snow?” He recognized Samwell Tarly’s voice from behind him.
Sam? What-“ he tried to turn around, but his grip was just too strong. “Cut it out, bastard!” Sam’s strong commanding silenced him. “Don’t pretend like you don’t know what’s happening!”
“Umm...no, Sam...listen, maybe you got the wrong idea, but-”
“THE WRONG IDEA!?” His friend leaned in to roar in his ear, and Jon felt a big, hard shape against his ass. Was that Sam’s dick? It was like a toy ball!
“You prance around showing off that hot ass of yours, and when one tries to give you exactly what you’re asking for, you act all prudish!” Jon had already given up on trying to break free from the fat man’s firm grip.
“I just really like prancing!” he explained desperately.
“Don’t tell me you didn’t realize I'm secretly a warg too!” Sam's powerful arms turned Jon around, making him look up at a corner. For the first time, Jon noticed a raven perched on high, staring directly at his shower of choice.
“Don’t try to deny it, you just love showing off your stuff! Tell me you weren’t begging for prick when you flashed me just minutes ago, you cocksucker! Yeah, Arya Stark my balls! Since you joined the Night's Watch your ass has been hungry for a Piggy dicking, and that’s just what I’m gonna give to it!”
His grip on him suddenly changed from Jon’s arms to his hips, lifting him off the ground. Jon flailed his arms around desperately, trying to break free to no avail. How did Samwell ever get so strong? He felt the thick cock against his lower back, and with a sudden motion Sam jammed the head up his ass, slamming Jon’s face against the wall and muffling his shriek of pain.
For what seemed like hours, Jon was ridden by Samwell, crying out for help to no avail. He finally gave up, and the only sound that could be heard was the fat man’s pounding motion and his demeaning insults. Finally, he felt Sam’s tool in his rectum swell up and explode. He heard him grunt with pleasure. “You know why they call you 'Lord' Snow? Ass worthy of kings, that’s why.”
The fat man let his man cream come out on Jon’s ass for a while, before pulling out and turning him over, finally allowing him to see his face. He was red from the effort and lust. “Swallow, bitch,” he ordered simply as he directed his white gob shooter at his face. Jon was too tired and humiliated to fight back, so he just complied.
“I’ll let you in on a secret, cunt” Sam said, finally done emptying his release. “See that raven over there?” Sam noticed a remote control on Goodman’s hand as he pointed up. “It’s been communicating to all the other members of the Night's Watch since the start of our little ordeal.” A look of terror appeared on Jon’s face. “I’d love to see what Lord Mormont thinks of your performance.” Sam smiled in a wide grin.
“Open up,” he ordered, as his strong arms lifted Jon by the shoulders and pinned him against the wall. Leaning his hips upwards, he started to pee, his still semi-erect dick delivering a glorious golden shower on the Stark bastard’s body. He let go of one shoulder and used his free hand to direct his yellow stream against the young man’s face.
With his tool finally empty, Samwell Tarly unceremoniously dropped Jon on the floor and left. Lying face down, water falling down on his ravished ass, still hearing the curly fat man’s jovial laugh, Jon turned his face up towards the window. “Father...” he cried out, as a single tear streamed down his face.
It was late in the evening. As you are taking rest in the hall you see Old Nan walking slowly. You had always loved Old Nan, and her scary stories. Tales from her numerous winters.
"Can I help you, Old Nan ?
-You can take my bag, young man."
In her quarters, you ask if she needs anything else.
"That will be enough, thank you, young man... After a short pause, she continues... Would you like a cup of tea from Braavos ?
-Sure, ma'am"
Her old eyes ignited. At your surprise, she undresses.
"There is something you can do... Winter is coming, so would I".
"Soldier, I require your help for a moment".
The old gray man surprised you.
"As you wish, Maester."
Luwin was one of the most respected and honorable men in the whole of Winterfell. He had served House Stark as far back as you could remember, and probably way before that. He gestured towards a pile of scrolls and books on the library floor. Even if it wasn't your duty as a guard, it was always a pleasure to spend time with the man.
"Can you help me sorting this out, please ?"
As you execute your task, you realize Maester Luwin is watching you, his head nodding with weird smirk on the lips. A smirk that makes you uncomfortable.
"I am done, Maester."
As soon as you turn your head to face him, you see the old man naked, a flaccid yet enormous penis between his legs.
"Now bend to your maester."
The sweat on your gown is becoming less and less bearable. Only the cold dirty water of the dishes is providing respite. Outside, the ironic snow is mocking you. Taunting you. A few more plates and you can go.
"Hodor."
That word echoed around the room. Suddenly he was there, tall and strong.
"Hodor."
The smell of garlic and mushrooms gets stronger, you feel a bit dizzy because of the mixture, almost a stench.
"Hodor ?"
Between your thighs, a few drops of sweat are pearling, like a cold breeze cooling your heating cunt.
"Hodor."
The strong man embraces you, his sweaty arms groping your breasts.
"Hodor..."
The warmth of the kitchen is intolerable now, and the fire coming from your pussy makes everything worse. Your gown falls on the floor. You bend over the table.
"Hodor."
You feel a thrust between your thighs.
Imagine Lady Brienne came home from a busy day of training her troops. She greets you with a cheerful yet tired voice and begins to talk about how badly she needs a shower. She's sweaty due to the stifling weather and begins to take off her armor in an attempt to cool down revealing her athletic and toned body. As she removes her hauberk you notice her enticing armpit hair through the slits under the sleeves of her doublet. You get up and get closer to her, enticed by the long dirty blonde growth under her pits when it suddenly hits you. A mixture of her own scent and body odor brought about by her laborious efforts underneath the hot summer sun. You pin her arms above her head with one arm much to her surprise and quickly finish undoing the doublet revealing her prominent puffy nipples surrounded by a handful of long silky hairs and her wet hairy pits in all their glory. You lean in, taking a deep whiff of her scent through your nostrils as she moans in slight protest. Then you open your mouth and soon she succumbs to the delicate workings of your tongue.
>>69061362
>black guy
Imagine Lady Brienne's had a hard day of kicking ass and taking names. She's all sweaty and needs to clean off. She decides to use you. In front of all your fellow knights she shoves you on your back. She drops her trousers and squats over your face. "You can start between the cheeks," she orders.
Imagine her going about her daily business while you're not allowed to cum on months on end because it keeps you attentive. She keeps you as her personal slave to service her in any manner that pleases her. Horny while holding court? She just clamps her thighs around your head while you kneel under the table. When she finally gives you permission she looks kind of bored/disgusted and slightly amused by you wanking away as you thank her for her kindness
>>69036636
Stannis' army was basically starved at that point, it wouldn't have taken much to defeat him
Imagine crawling on your hands and knees behind her all day so she can rest things on you, and then when you get back to the throne room she humiliates you in front of everyone by kicking you in the balls and forcing you to eat her out after she's been fucked by Ser Osmund Kettleblack. Then she ties you little penis up in a bow because it could never please a woman and makes you walk through King's Landing whilst peasants throw shit at you and leads you to the stables where you have to suck off every horse and bathe in all the cum you don't drink.
Imagine you become Cersei's personal menstruation slave. Your monthly task consist in keeping the royal cunt clean from blood. You also have to taste it to check for anomalies. After the bleeding, you have to support her during her post-menstrual syndrome. She gets very angry at you for a few days and take you as a scapegoat for her pain.
>>69040627
she is never implied to be as good as Jamie.
Imagine you are nominated Cersei's personal Groom of the Stool. Your daily task is to provide good company to the Queen when she goes to the toilets. You have to assure the Queen poops in perfect conditions, discuss with her and wipe her after she is done. Sometimes, she asks you to masturbate in front of her and she looks at you in an amused manner.You can secretly steal her poop for later usage.
Imagine Queen Cersei has had a long day in court. She hasn't even had time to go to the bathroom. As soon as you two return to her chambers she grabs you by the hair and yanks you down on your knees. Pulling up her gown she utters one command, "Drink!" Your mouth latches on to her cunny and you chug her golden Lannister stream. Not a drop is spilled. For a reward she uses your tongue to wipe up.
>>69051538
>I welcome you on 4chan
cringe
After a last glass of wine, you decide to go back to your duty. Even more tonight, you had to be vigilant. King Robert was in Winterfell, after all. To fight sleep, you go take a round. You hear a noise coming from the bushes, and grunts. It was too loud to be be an animal, even a boar.
"In the name of Lord Eddard Stark, I order you to show up !".
A big mass of golden hairs flares up. And then a gown. It is a beautiful woman.
"Pay respect to your Queen, soldier !"
You obeyed the male voice, as you recognize it, the voice of the Kingslayer.
"Your Grace."
Without a word, she takes your hand and leads you. In the rich bedroom, the Queen orders you to undress.
"Jaime, prepare my instrument, and leave me alone."
From a suitcase, Jamie takes an object, a big cylinder of what seems to be leather. He attaches that big black club, the size of an arm, to his sister's groin.
"Bend."
You obey the Queen. Suddenly, a big pain is running in your ass. And it goes on, at the rhythm of Queen Cercei's vicious will. You feel your anus stretching under the assault, and after a moment, you realize the damage she does to your asshole. It is ruined, still gaping after she pulled back.
"I go back to the feast, don't be there when I return.
-Your Grace."
You are here, pathetic, lying on the floor with your sore asshole yawning and puking blood.
>>69061963
I came
"Stop talking and give me pleasure already"
And Cersei wears silk gloves on. You bend on the table, spreading your legs. Your feel a cold touch between your butt cheeks, and your anus yield under the thrust. She jerks you off with her other hand. As she is delicately working the sensitive spot in your rectum, you notice long viscous threads dripping from your penis. After a short moment, your cock burst in thick slimy flows landing on the floor. From the window, you hear a clamor
"A king in the North !".
Imagine you are Cersei's personal pet and beside her chair, fully naked as she takes court. As the court goes on, she flicks a fine sandal off one of her beautiful feet and commands you to lick it. As you do so and the taste of her fills your mouth, your manhood begins to stir. Cersei notices and, still in full view of the entire court, makes you stand with your hands on your head while she whips your balls with a riding crop. Tears of humiliation run down your face as all the nobles of the city are laughing at how completely Cersei has dominated you. Suddenly you realise you are a bear and you let out a bellow, summoning your kin from Bear Island. Before long the swarm of Bears have devoured everyone in King's Landing and, after raping Queen Cersei, you take the throne as King Bear of the House of Bear, first of his name, first to be a bear.
Imagine, you listen through the walls of the Queen's private chambers as she courts another stranger.
Varys will like this...
But you don't leave. You stay to listen a while longer, breathing heavily and pumping at your cock. She finishes, and so do you. You stay for a while, dazed and confused but are suddenly jumped awake by a thump against the wall.
"Don't think I can't hear you. If you want to live and keep on listening to me then you will tell nobody. You disgust me"
Varys won't be pleased.
Imagine lying outside her bedroom door, excited because today is the day when she said she would finally let you fuck her, but only after she'd been fucked by every knight in the court to make sure that none of your inferior sperm can impregnate her. The door opens, and after everyone leaves you crawl up to her. You don't make a sound because you know how badly you'll be punished. Not saying a word, she goes about her day with the cum still inside her whilst you follow, constantly leaking pre-cum. As it gets dark you start to worry she's forgotten but just before she goes to bed she grabs you by the throat and whispers in your ear
"That's so disgusting, the way you've been leaking that crap around the keep all day."
She grabs you balls and squeezes
"I ought to tear the thing right off"
Then, the door opens and Jaime enters. Your queen lets go of you, walks seductively over to Jaime and tells you to go to sleep. You don't argue, just crawl under the bed. As the mattress starts bouncing, you hear over low moans
"And you better not think about masturbating in my room, Anon, maybe if I keep this up I can get you to cum without touching you!"
>>69043746
Its because people here are free to have their own opinions and not all of us are degenerate faggots
>>69048878
The leaks are literally never right
>>69049272
>Implying the 20 good men aren't the best advisors known to men
Ramsay is pretty much a meme character. Nothing he does is surprising and every time he does something awful they just zoom in on his blank stare.
jon snows body is alive, as is stannis mind.
>>69062757
STANNIS ISN'T DEAD
>>69049761
>SAVE ME FAT WALDA
>>69039868
>>69040214
Roose was a sociopath.
Ramsay is a psychopath.
>>69035936
That's not Bran
Why don't they mass produce valyrian steel weapons and wreck the others' shit up north?
>>69055425
>hates how d&d wrote him
sauce?
>>69035936
Somebody told me , that he gave a girl named Sansa her first cream-pie , a guy that gives cream-pies in such a dark universe can be a bad guy.
>>69065107
You have that backwards, fuckin christ, could you pleople look up the definitions before playing Psych Experts?
>>69065938
they don't have much valyrian steel
>>69065938
Valyria is a dead city and it's methods are lost.
>>69068622
>>69068370
Why don't they melt all valeryan steel swords they can and use the metal to coat regular weapons with a very thin layer ?
So apparently there's RamsayXTheon doujinshi being published. Good job Alfie and Iwan.
>>69068744
Because magic. You can't just melt magic down and use it to coat regular swords.
>>69068860
Isn't Ned Stark's sword reforged in another sword or something ?
>>69068888
I'm only on the third book. If that happens in a later book, it would be kind of stupid, though, given how Valerian steel was described in the first. Even without the magic there's a lot more to making a blade than just melting and forming the metal. The quality of the metal and even distribution of carbon or anything else in it is vital, as well as the type of bonds the molecules have, and then there's the process by which it is shaped and honed.
Melting down an amazing sword to make a new one is impractical.
>>69069120
>Ice
>amazing sword
>>69069519
Not necessarily specifically ice. I'm trying to explain how melting down a sword doesn't mean what you make out of it will have the same properties, retard.
>>69049670
>implying that unfunny shit constitutes a joke
>>69069607
I checked the wiki and indeed Ned Stark's sword is reforged in 2 swords for the lannisters. Jamie gives his to Brienne.
>>69069744
I find it hard to believe they'd come out being of the same quality as the Valerian made original.
>>69035936
He's literally 4chan: the character. Raping, murdering, cutting of dicks, hating niggers. It doesn't get more 4chan then that.
>>69067923
There's an interview of him out there at a con were some woman who read the books asks him how he feels about Loras in the show and he says he doesn't like what they did to him. I can't find the video but he was respectful about it and seemed like a bro. He's also one of the actors who read all the books so I imagine that plays a big part.
I sure as shit am. Been a Bolton fan since s2 but last episode had me switch to House Greyjoy
>>69065107
Those are synonyms, and both words are outdated. Roose has an antisocial personality disorder but is high-functioning. Ramsay has an antisocial personality disorder and is low-functioning.
>>69068888
Do we no longer recognize such excellent repeating digits on this board? Barbarians, all of you.
>>69069120
Valyrian Steel CAN be melted down and reforged by LITERALLY a single dude in Westeros (likely more in Essos) a dude who (by pure coincidence I'm sure) was Gendry's master. (I'm totally sure that won't be important later or anything)
Ice was freaking huge: the Northmen like big swords (they're GRRM's notScots) but Westermen and other Andal peoples don't tend to. So as far as Tywin was concerned he had a sword too big for anything but executions so he had the one guy who could do so melt the thing down into two swords.
>>69070421
All to fill his emptiness and make him feel wanted and powerful. He's exactly what Theon wanted to be. Best story ark.
>>69070894
Can't they ask the guy to use melted valeryan steel to coat regular weapons and go kick some others' asses ?
>>69035936
He's taking "meme character" to a whole new level. He's literally "12 year old's wet dream: the character"
>>69070989
They should have cast Jared Leto.
>>69061594
>It’s been communicating to all the other members of the Night's Watch since the start of our little ordeal
>>69071208
I guess Sam was sending ravens to tell all the nightwatch what a good bitch Jon Snow is.
>>69062151
you didn't get to margaery
>>69040909
I mean, 4 if you count Ramsays brother
>>69056798
See, the second the guy came in and told Roose he had a boy, I immediately thought "Ramsay is going to kill Roose very soon"
I'm sure I'm nowhere near as cunning as Roose, so why was he unable to realise it? Especially when he deranged son hugs and congratulates him, completely out if character. I'm surprised Roose didn't knife him the second he started to approach.
>>69040690
>>69043602
Is Brienne a Terminator?
>>69044694
please yes
I'd watch it!
>>69049014
Sounds like a dbz synopsis of a goku fight.
>>69051199
tldr; based
1>3>4>2>5
The objective ranking of the seasons. Care to dispute the indisputable?
>>69036016
>watching cancerous shit
Hi, landwhale cunt.
>>69041463
I wrote my master's thesis on psychopathy and am now employed in a prison for criminal drug addicts.
Nobody in the psychiatric field uses the term "sociopath". The distinction is meaningless and any mental health expert will laugh at you for using it.
>>69038716
Truth.
Also, Stannis reminded Weiss of his father, who was against Weiss becoming a gay cuck who invites huge parties of black men to fuck his boyfriend in front of him every night.
I'm not making this up, Weiss does it and his father was against it.
>>69035936
KEK Reyfags are STILL butthurt that she is literally an untouchable perfect in everyway mary sue character so they try their best to prove other characters are the same but fail miserably.
>>69035936
It's cool, anyone who would mention himis now dead
>>69070691
I hope that's not your tattoo. It looks like total shit. It looks like two crossed pieces of bacon, and the text is barely readable.
BALON, I'M LAST STORM
>>69040805
Can anyone explain to me how this is explained in the series?
Did I miss something? Why don't they just butcher them what the hell.
>>69077404
It's just an opinion, but I think the king killing the religious authority is a poor move, even more when the city is pissed at your family and would not need much to be convinced into slaughtering every single one of the nobles and royals.
>>69074660
wut
