Play Salieri
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTTT*
>>69028598
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>69028598
>Promise God to stay virgin to become a music wizard.
>Mozart fucks half Osterreich and writes shit a thousand times better than you.
I would have gone postal if I were Salieri.
>>69028765
That scene was so cringe-inducing holy shit.
>>69028572
this movie needed more memes
>>69029575
It has... Too many memes...
>>69029575
The royal image board can only post so many memes in a given evening
>But it was not them who were kekking at me
>It was moot who was kekking at me
>>69028598
God, I love this film.
>>69029840
>watching a movie that doesn't have CGI
>>69029745
>>69029668
Great film, very historically inaccurate but still a fun watch. My wife's son really liked this one last popcorn friday
Mozart's wife was a 10/10 high test
god damn Constanze's fucking giant cleavage distracted the ever-loving shit out of me in every scene she was in. So god damn beautiful, her face too. What a smile.
Afterwards I read that apparently she replaced some other actress who was deemed "too pretty", what the fuck
>>69031255
agreed. In directors cut she takes her top of for Salieri and he slut shames her.
>>69031226
>very historically inaccurate
Who gives a shit
Need more pics of his wife
>>69029840
I can hear his laugh, haha
>>69031303
he only slut-shames her because she threw Mozart's original pages on the floor
it triggered the inner autist in Salieri, and proved that he is ONE OF US
>>69028572
>no capes and all masked
What kind of movie is this?
>>69031383
>>69031359
There's an interview with Mark Hammil and Kevin Smith where he says he got his Joker laugh from when he did the play the movie is based on
I wonder if there's any footage of Hammil as Amadeus
![Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_01.02.46_[2016.05.03_00.17.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bqF3uVq.jpg "Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_01.02.46_[2016.05.03_00.17.39].jpg")
>>69031430
pls anon
JUST
naw actually he looks fine for a man.
it is weird though the last movie he was in was in 2008. Does he do theatre? What is he up to?
>>69029937
looks like my Grandpa when it was younger... without all the royal stuff of course
![Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_01.07.33_[2016.05.03_00.18.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gCDiDEM.jpg "Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_01.07.33_[2016.05.03_00.18.54].jpg")
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>>69031534
He looks pretty good considering his age. Shame his career went nowhere.
"Hulce retired from acting in the mid-1990s to focus on stage directing and producing."
oh ok.
Her tits are legendary in it and her face is extremely cute
>>69031576
He retired. To be honest if he doesnt want to act he shouldnt do it.
![Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_00.18.12_[2016.05.03_00.22.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mb2fZ19.jpg "Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_00.18.12_[2016.05.03_00.22.52].jpg")
>>69031565
this is lewd
![Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_00.16.56_[2016.05.03_00.24.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xuOW35R.jpg "Amadeus.1984.DC.1080p.BluRay.x264.AC3-ONe.mkv_snapshot_00.16.56_[2016.05.03_00.24.32].jpg")
>>69031731
and I'll be closing it off with this one
>>69031637
Oh absolutely, just saying it's a shame because he was pretty good at it.
>>69031565
Except for the fact that everything smelled like shit and bitches had more STDs than a CDC research installation, those XVIII century whore were the hottest.
The begining is the best part.
>How well are you trained in shitpost?
>I know a little. I shitposted in my youth.
>Where?
>Here on 4chan.
>Ah! Then you must know this: "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP"
>I can't say that I do. What is it?
>It was a very popular meme on its day. I made it.
>Here, how about this? "Now THIS is podracing"
>I made it.
>This one brought down the board when we shitposted it. "What did he mean this?"
>Well?
>I regret it is not too familiar.
>Can you recall no meme of mine?
>I was the most famous shitposter in 4chan.
>I made 40 memes alone.
>Here! How about this one? "YOU ARE A BIG GUY"
>Yes,I know that! That's charming!
>I'm sorry,I didn't know you shitposted that.
>I didn't. These were the baneposters...
>Bane Posters.
>The man you accuse yourself of cucking.
>>69031226
>really
Trying to hard.
This movie also has one of the GOAT (greatest of all time) posters (to be honest).
>>69028572
This is like my all-time favourite movie. I can never watch it enough.
>>69032149
Not bad, but it lacks something.
>>69028572
WE
WUZ
COMPOSERS
>>69031909
You have the new world to thank for syphilis.
The Europeans gave the natives smallpox and it killed them.
The natives gave the Europeans syphilis and it rotted their fucking dicks off.
>>69031312
People who care about history.
>>69031303
>slut shames
Go back to tumblr.
>>69033417
That's retarded. I care about history and I can appreciate a film about historical figures and places with a fictional plot.
>>69033588
It still bears mentioning if a film is accurate, or else plebs might get confused.
>>69033614
I agree that a film like this should have something to the extect of "the events in this movie are mostly fictional and embellishments of the real events that took place" or something of the sort
At first I legitimately treated this as a biographical film, around halfway through I started realizing that this plot is probably completely made up
>>69028572
>tfw you know Salieri's feel
All my music is shit tier and I feel like giving up completely when faced with Mozart or Beethoven
Play Punani.
>>69031909
>Except for the fact that everything smelled like shit and bitches had more STDs than a CDC research installation, those XVIII century whore were the hottest.
Milos Forman has a great bit on the commentary about a theory that the same strain of an STD killed both Mozart and Beethoven, linked a series of "little prostitutes" that slept with people of the same social circle. It's absolutely farfetched and unlikely, but Forman tells it so interestingly.
That commentary has so many great bits. Like playing the American national anthem to sort out any secret police hidden in the extras.
>>69033847
now that is a challenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s-7Vp6MrY4
>>69031909
>Not wanting to sniff her smelly pits and lick her boob sweat
You are a faggot
>>69031799
>>69031731
>>69031565
> Classical cleavage
Is there anything hotter?
>>69034211
Literally no
This is what empires are made of
>uoy rof yug gib
>>69032149
>>69036711
kek
>>69031302
Elizabeth Berridge replaced Meg Tilly (she was in Barry Lyndon) who could not be in the film because she suffered a leg injury. A blown-out knee or something?
your welcome
post the rest
>>69031565
>>69031515
Stanzi a CUTE
>>69031534
I for real thought he was dead. I could have sworn I read that somewhere but I just checked and he's not.
>>69031799
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>>69031430
I remember watching this in high school and even the girls were mirin and talking about her (and their) tits
>>69040183
Did you notice the extreme pleasure that Salieri got out of food? Like, repeatedly there's shots of him indulging in delicious candies and chocolates.
>>69039055
i fucked a girl that looks just like her. cowtits included
>>69032149
This isn't too bad tbqh
>>69032721
This holy shit that poster is amazing
>>69040183
>>69041522
They made those chocolates look so good I went out and bought some after
>>69041522
He's Italian what do you expect
Did Salieri deserve it though?
>>69031226
My wife's cuck disliked this kino
>They're all so beautiful it's a shame I don't have three heads so I can wear them all!
>That's a lot of head.
>For you! Uh-huh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-aha-ha!
>>69043425
no, that's the point.
>>69043425
>>69043925
Eh he was a petty asshole that fucked up someone elses life because he was jealous. But the reason he did it was understandable.
>>69043425
>>69043925
Yes. The problem is that Salieri was torturing himself due to his own failings. It was his own envy and being a shit that caused him to suffer. Mozart never rubbed anything in his face and even liked the guy.
>>69036711
>Gib.. big
>yug.. guy
>rof... for
>you...
YOU FIEND
Memes don't concern me maestro, only doubles interest a woman of taste
>>69041522
It was the result of his wizard.
He was so virgin he had to eat to masturbate
Is this the most perfect film ever made?
the acting, story, music, costumes, andtitsall perfection
>>69044520
It's my favorite movie.
Story is god tier.
Soundtrack is god tier
Set design is god tier.
It's a beautiful movie in every sense of the word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCY4ryE9uFU
Every single word of German I know I know because of Mozart. Every single note I know of Mozart I know because of this movie.
meme
>>69029108
kill yourself immediately.
now that would be cringe.
>>69029668
keeeekkkk
>>69039055
for what? misses the best part.
fuck yourself.
>>69028765
thats life. No matter what there's going to be someone effortlessly better than you at something. Makes him a sympathetic villain even though he does a bunch of fucked up shit
>>69032149
best thing i've seen on here in forever
guys guys who's playing salieri in the remake....channing tatum?
>>69032149
Pretty good, but the priest should start baneposting like in the film.
>Here! How about this one?
>"If I pulled that off would you die?"
>"You're a big guy"
>"FOR YOU!"
>Yes, yes! I know that one!
Something like that
>>69045189
>effortlessly
Mozart may have been a talented genius but nothing comes effortlessly. He killed himself near the end because he was working so damn hard.
>>69045470
To be fair, Mozart was better than Salieri without even trying though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ciFTP_KRy4
>>69032721
I really didn't know what to expect from this movie, I got at a store cause the box art looked really cool, turned out to be one of the most memorable movie I've seen in years
>>69045536
Mozart was such a nice guy and Salieri was such a bitter cunt
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>>69031637
I enjoyed him in Hunchback of Notre Dame, I wouldn't mind if he switch to VA like Mark Hamil
>>69043425
Mozart was the artist. Salieri was the critic. As he says, there are maybe a few people on the planet who could genuinely see the difference between the two of them and understand why Mozart was world-changing while Salieri was merely great. He blames God while at the same time thanking him for allowing him the ability to see Mozart's greatness when others cannot.
>>69032866
source of gif?
>>69031576
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>>69031810
His theater works are pretty solid, he's also producer for a movie staring Saoirse Ronan coming out later this year
>>69045782
ITT retard.
>>69045782
Was Mozart really a degenerate like the movie portrayed? I didn't learn much about him in school
>>69046084
in what way a degenerate?
>>69028572
>Salieri
Whaddaya want?!
>>69046084
He made poop jokes all the time and wrote a piece called 'Lick my ass'
>>69046084
An even bigger one in reality, but that was acceptable in those times, for the upper class of course.
>>69046084
Well he composed some songs about shit and liking to lick ass, soooo i have say pretty much
>>69028765
The guy had pride in abundance and ultimately paid for that pride. If he just focused on making good music (his music, after all, was good) his life would've been considerably better.
Of course I'm talking about the fictional Salieri. He and Mozart had a rivalry, but it was never that personal. He even actively helped Mozart's career at times, and not out of some passive aggressive attempt to discredit him.
>>69046084
On paper he definitely had the same sense of humor. That said records state that he carried himself in public much more properly.
CAN MOZART STILL BE ALIVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lay8uZt7Y_8
This is one of his lost piece been found in february
>>69046084
Composers were and are *almost* universally massive degenerates.
>>69046118
kek
>>69046150
>>69046180
To be fair, 'Lick my ass' back then is the equivalent of 'kiss my ass' today. That and it was an insult used by the real life inspiration for Gutts (pic most definitely related)
>>69046413
I was gonna argue, but the guy's name was literally Gotz.
>>69045470
That's more what I meant. Mozart worked hard but he was just naturally more talented than Salieri.
>>69045536
Salieri didn't write that piece. The "Salieri" version was a dumbed down variation made for the movie.
It was a good scene that demonstrated how naturally talented Mozart was, but it never actually happened.
>>69028572
I thought the film dragged in a few spots (director's cut stuff) but the punchline at the end was absolutely brilliant.
>>69041522
He made a pact with god to remain free from the pleasures of the skin so that he could become a great musician.
Food was his best alternative to sex.
>>69040183
Those tits were the best.
>>69046474
Being a very successful mercenary with a thing for large weapons helps too.
>>69047218
What a beast.
>tfw powdered wigs will never make a comeback
i should just join a monastery
>>69046474
>Gotz
>Led a band of mercenaries
>Wore a prosthetic in place of his lost arm which was rare at the time
>His story is told in a book that Miura read a lot and used to develop his art skills
Yep
Great movie with good meme potential
Salieri is the embodiement of 4ch
>>69028598
Haha hilarious because salieri sucks, mozartfags all the way suck it cucks
>>69033614
Oh okay you're just posting to jerk yourself off go ahead
>>69039055
FUCK YOU.
