The first storm and the last edition
continued from >>69025801
>The War of the Five Kings, they call it. Well, the other four are dead.
This is an actual line of dialogue in the last episode
>I am the Drowned God
what did he mean by this?
>>69026793
nth for Branflakes
first for BLACKED scene with Mel
1st for Arya and Gendry in the future
What kinda cut do you want senpai?
xth for butts
One god. One land. One king.
>>69026793
>they fucked up his god-tier speech
Why? That all I wanted to hear is to say it not that fucked up version of it
>Now I am become Lord Bolton
What did he mean by this?
Requestin a webm where the riff from "Roundabout" by Yes starts to play as Jon opens his eyes in a freezeframe with the caption "To be continued..."
>>69026853
>Davos cares more about Jon being dead than Stannis being dead
BRAVO D&D
does he even know Stannis is ded in the show?
>>69026817
How does he know Stannis is dead to begin with is a mistery to me
>Jon next week
REMINDER: THE ROOSE HAS BEEN JUICED, LONG LIVE THE POOSE
>>69026793
Why are people acting like he didn't say this line in the books?
>>69026817
What's wrong with that line?
>>69026853
The King Who Cared
>>69026887
I think Melly Sanders told him.
>>69026887
He knows. He asked Melisandre about Stannis and Shireen
>>69026896
He did say it but in a different context.
>>69026873
What was it?
>>69026896
did he kill balon in the books
>>69026892
oh yeah
didn't notice that, major error
>>69026896
not the same context
>>69026817
>The game of thrones, they call it. This is more like a feast for crows now, but a dance for dragons is beginning.
This is an actual line of dialogue in the last episode
>an entire week until the most most important scene in asoiaf will play out on screen
A fucking week lads, now sure I'll survive until then
>>69026909
>>69026932
it is implied
>>69026887
Maybe you should watch the end of last season again.
who /sadmel/ here? I hope she stays sad forever
>he makes dwarf jokes i make eunuch jokes
>i don't make dwarf jokes
>you think them
>written by DABID & DABID
>>69026908
This line was a meme in /got/ and is now in the show.
meme magic is real
Is Ser Arthur Dayne confirmed to be the dual wielding fggt in the preview? In my mind that's the white bull and oswell whent, and howland Reed and Ned go in the tower of joy for a sword of the morning boss battle
>>69026952
ToJ?
Where are Tommen's chicken tendies? His Grace requires chicken tendies.
>>69026965
>>69026952
what scene?
olly's death?
>>69026887
stannis was decapitated
it was clearly stated earlier that someone who has their head cut off cant be resurrected
BOOKFAGS IN CHARGE OF BEING ABLE TO FOLLOW A TV DRAMA MADE FOR NORMIES
>>69026901
thanks for the virus family member
I'm having trouble with Tyrion's line from EP1
"good thing you aren't a boy anymore.....because you have no cock"
Is it supposed to show that Tyrion's a tryhard who lost his touch?
>>69026887
He knows everyone fucking died, but he doesn't know Melisandre convinced Stannis to burn Shireen alive. I bet someone who deserted Stannis camp before the battle will tell him eventually
>>69026960
To Victory or Death
>>69027014
No because normies thought it was funny
>>69027014
yeah he goes too far
![Gordon-Ramsay-007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zw2hU4D.jpg "Gordon-Ramsay-007[1].jpg")
DABID
REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN STAR WARS VII WHERE THE SON STABS HIS FATHER ?
DABID PLS LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT
WHAT IF
WHAT IF DABID
WE DID THE SAME THING WITH RAMSAY ?
DABID IT'S 20 MINUTES IN AND NOBODY HAS DIED WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING DABID
Pardon me, who /leaffag/ here?
>>69026952
>theon get's his volcano cock next week
can't wait 2bh
this is your espisode 3 /got/
>it's a D&D read the Tyrion is Aerys' son theory on the internet and went along with it episode
>>69026999
>the book Mountain
>>69026965
DELETE THIS
FUKIN NIGGER
WHYYYYY
>>69027072
You only have yourself to blame if you fell for that.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110886/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110886/r
Why's Ramsay so powerful in the show?
>>69026979
>I drink and meme
>oh did you guys know that I drink and also meme?
>that's just the way I am, I drink... and I meme...
reminder: “Illegitimate sons are not supposed to inherit at all. No matter what the father said, there was going to be a fight,” explains Nancy Goldstone, author of The Rival Queens and an expert in medieval history.”Even if the father said he was going to leave the estate [to an illegitimate child], there was going to be a contest after he died.”
ramsay was justified
>>69026979
>watching the episode last night with my friends
>le meme dwarf comes on in their first scene in Meereen
>"NICE! I really like the dwarf. He might be my favorite character."
Imagine if a female character was exposed to 'you have no tits' jokes and someone had cut them off
This show would be forbidden from airing.
>>69026892
>>69026951
Since the Bolton's knew they could have sent a raven.
Who is more powerful: Ramsey and his 「20 GOOD MEN」 or sand snakes?
>>69027120
you don't have to be powerful to stab people
>>69027107
We both know you're masturbating to this now white boi
>>69027069
Lord of the Westerlands
nice
>Bran's scene didn't make vomit from sheer boredom
It truly is different from the books.
>>69026929
>Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray
I mean he did say the storm line but to someone else
Rest in peace, rightful king.
>>69027132
>mad dog killing his own father
Yes, his rulership is save now.
>>69027154
Sand sneks because of their passive bonus against the patriarchy
>>69027058
Kek
>>69027132
no shit, everyone would have looked down on ramsey, bastards are always bastards even if legitimized.
besides there was no way walder was not gonna have a frey be in charge of the north
>>69027118
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10110886/
WE BIG GUYS NOW
WILL WE SEE DAENERYS SHITTING PLS RESPOND.
>Get to see young Ned,Benjen and Lyanna
>Entire scene focuses on Hodor and D&D changed his name
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
What reason did Davos have for bringing Jon back? If I were him I'd have just fucked off.
>>69027101
its a theory at best and even then he wasnt resurrected by the lord of light and magic
he is more of a frankenstein sewn together
Bran's scenes were comfy as fuck
>>69026996
What are you doing to my wife? Where are my chicken tendies?
>>69027025
Where the fuck did they even go? Half his army deserted. They knew Stannis stillhad his ships back at the wall why wouldn't they go there and tell Davos?
Preston's review when=?
>>69027181
"It may be that we shall lose this battle," the king said grimly. "In Braavos you may hear that I am dead. It may even be true. You shall find my sellswords nonetheless."
The knight hesitated. "Your Grace, if you are dead — "
" — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt."
>>69027208
goddamit cucked myself on that roll
>>69027214
SUNSET
>>69027028
I had this argument with a cousin of mine last night, I told him it doesnt matter if he is a Targ, he is still a bastard. But he is convinced he will take the Throne with out legitimization
>>69027170
>King of the Riverlands
So I'm going to need to watch out for invasions from the Reach, the Westerlands, the Stormlands, the Vale, the North, and the Iron Isles?
No wonder they had a ruling dynasty called House Justman
>>69026901
doesnt work you fucking kike
>>69027187
tyrion killed his own father and nobody cried
you sorry sons of whores shit on ramses for no good reason
So that lyanna girl is supposed to be jon's mother? Who's his father then?
Wait, isn't Greatjon supposed to still be alive and free as confirmed by Bryan Cogman?
>>69026999
Dondarrion or whatever his name is was literally chopped into pieces and was still brought back. D&D are just turning Davos into a Jonautist for no explainable reason.
yo they killed my nigga roose
>>69027233
Sorry white boi, you may be king but you're not man enough for her. Now do me a favor and get out before i whoop your white ass
>>69027248
>better not be eunuch
>8
>>69026994
Tommen is beyond tendies now.
>>69027214
someone please shop her neck and head poking out of an apple
>>69027277
Ned
>>69027248
lol'd
>>69027031
>Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning? Only Renly could vex me with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach.
>Renly and his peach. In my dreams I see the juice running from his mouth, the blood from his throat. If he had done his duty by his brother, we would have smashed Lord Tywin. A victory even Robert could be proud of.
Why did they cut out all of Tywin's good, human scenes?
>>69026952
Most important scene is Bran's fall, and they already messed that up
>>69027257
I become more of a stannisfag everytime I read this quote 2bh
>>69027274
>and nobody cried
He literally got put on trial for it pleb
>>69027233
I'm beginning to think no one is bringing my chicken tendies.
>>69027235
Perhaps the Boltons found the deserters? Somehow...
>>69027214
no, we are long past that scene
it would have happened just before the dothraki found her... squatting.. in the... grass
>>69027281
Greatjon is, and hes leading the umbers against Jon.
>>69027277
Rhaegar
>>69027274
Yeah because Tyrion is lord of the West now, right?
Bastards a shit
muh Domeric
>>69027277
Rhaegar Targwhatever
>>69026952
>there are people who follow the show and will get in a fatal accident between now and next episode
>>69027277
>Lyanna
>Girl
Anon I'm so sorry...
>>69026983
It was a "meme" everywhere. It was a trite, inoffensive observation that most casual viewers made. only retards on /got/ thought they had come up with a clever biting critique
>>69027322
im talking about the try-hards in these threads
like that sorry tripfag who is still posting
>>69027303
But I'm hungry.
>>69027318
>Tywin's
You know the name of our King right?
>>69027314
i was legit horrified at this
i saw it coming, but walda seemed like such a nice girl :(
>>69026817
Balon "Not gone but forgotten" Greyjoy
>>69027363
That's not funny Anon
>>69027257
>woman sitting the Iron Throne
Never
>>69027319
how?
>>69026894
God, her body is just begging to be impregnated.
>>69027321
His chapters are a mine for excellent scenes like this one. All coming from his strength as a character
holy shit what a /b/ tier thread, stop with the fucking rolls
>>69027314
Walda is cute and motherly and fertile and huggable and innocent and worth protecting.
Please don't be mean about here.
>>69027382
M'lord, your wife would've but as you can see >>69026965 she's ah, busy
>>69026853
>>69026909
>>69026960
>>69027031
>>69027318
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>>69027327
I thought the casting calls and preview only talked about Smalljon?
>>69027400
Sorry read Tywin elsewhere and just slipped my mind. The flaws of trying to multitask
>>69027431
>Not loving the sweet Shireen
>>69027282
having your guts cut is not being decapitated
again, clearly stated and shown
>tfw they retconned GreatJon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm-zHzx8fMU
>implying he's not marching on the Boltons with an army of mountain clansmen at this motherfucking moment
Haters gonna hate. Not dead until we see the body.
HAHA
STANNISFAGS
GUESS WHO IS NOT COMING BACK TO LIFE
>>69027431
Under Baratheon law it was perfectly reasonable for Shireen to become Queen.
>>69027511
Jons acting skills?
>>69027291
But she's my wife, summer islander. And I still haven't gotten my tendies.
>>69027471
>tfw you'll never experience S4 hype
>tfw you'll never look forward to the redemption arc of our King
>>69027511
He can't come back to life if he was never dead.
>>69027508
roll again goddamit
worst girl reporting in
>>69027520
Sucked dick all the way to the throne, I'm proud of you
>>69027506
oh yes because the mountain clansmen care about stannis's rightful claim to the throne
are you D&D? sounds like soemthing they might write
>Euron doesn't have the eye patch
>Gets cut by Balon
>Did not lose eye so there would be an excuse for the eyepatch
>>69027506
>marching on the Boltons
House Bolton is gone
>>69027511
Don't make me summon him
>>69027570
Eyepatches are out of budget
see bloodraven
>>69027570
>Euron doesn't have the eye patch
ENTIRE SHOW RUINED, IM SO FUCKING FURIOUS
>>69027566
they're supporting him
>>69027587
ramsay is a legitimized bolton
i just wanna cuddle sad mel, cutest sad face ever
>>69027220
Thorne is clearly setting up Davos to get killed so he can't tell anyone outside the wall about the mutiny.
Also watch the scene were Davos tells Jon how Stannis sees something in him and he is the best shot at uniting the north so they can save the realm. It's pretty fucking straight forward.
>>69027327
>Greatjon
>helping the Freys or free
In the books it took a dozen men to capture, after he had drunk enough to kill a horse. The Umbers are only working with the Boltons because the Freys have Greatjon, and even then, only some are working with them.
Ramsay is the villainous equivalent of a mary sue and hes ruining the show
Yara goes to Volantis when!?! After the Kingsmoot I suppose, so probably mid to late season....
Pic unrelated, but the wrong Targ died in AGOT.
>>69026960
I always thought that quote was meant to inspire, but in the book Stannis seems more irritated with the unrealistic admiration his brother receives. It came off as frustration more than inspiration.
>>69027604
'autism'
>>69027610
KING IN THE CROWNLANDS, AND ALL OF WESTEROS
BOW TO YOUR KING
>>69027471
>>69027526
>Baratheon law
Wouldn't laying their claim on their Targ blood make it Targ laws?
And most Westeros Lords aren't gonna let themselves be ruled by a woman.
Hey you guys? I ordered chicken tendies like 45 minutes ago and they're still not here yet. Can I speak to the manager, please?
I AM THE STORM BROTHA
>>69027541
Ha funny story bitch. So she was gonna make you tendies, but she saw my dick and decided to suck it
Why are there so many charackters in this show...its so confusing
Like who was that guy with hoodie?
>>69027446
WUZ
>>69027629
beta boi
>>69027545
Looking back it's kinda funny that the Stannis portrayal ended up being wayyyy worse than the "R'hllor Hungers" meme.
>>69027683
no the manager is in jail because her brother is gay.
go back to your room.
>>69027657
It's a bit of both but he's definitely frustrated with forever living in the shadow of his brother. Constantly being compared and told what his brother would do hence the sarcastic response.
>>69026952
Mel, resurrect Theon's penis.
>>69027691
Adela
muh dick
>>69027694
KANGS
>Tyrion is so funny guys xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sb1I_hUJKI
When is CIA gonna be back?
I want to know what his accent has turned into this time.
>>69027691
>ceska miss
:^)
How are the new episodes? Why do u guys seem to hate them?
>>69027706
We made the mistake of underestimating the sheer incompetence of D&D
>>69027689
Oh. Is someone else gonna get them then? I'm still hungry.
>yfw mommy brings you tendies and then teaches you how to be cool and tough like joffrey
>>69027691
he is a brand new character, that was his introduction
if you are able to follow a tv drama it was pretty clear that its balon greyjoys brother.. you kno that guy he was talking to on the bridge that he pushed off.. you know theon and yara's dad. that makes him theon and yaras nuncle
on an unrelated note, why are all women whos name ends with an A so beautiful?
>>69027750
>DICK JOKES LEL xDDD
>>69027765
Because we read the books.
I was thinking about Euron's eyepatch, and I started to wonder if D&D took it out because they thought it would be too much like the stereotypical pirate. That's seriously the only reason I could think of.
You guys are going to get /got/ banned during on season if you keep this rolling and penis shit up
>>69027750
who else is ready to kill themselves?
>>69027776
No, shut you bitch ass up before I smack the shit outta your white boi ass while your wife, my bitch, watches and masturbates
>>69027821
Just report it m8
>>69027628
>ramsay is a legitimized bolton
Legtimised by a bastard pretending to be trueborn to steal a throne.
And even if it wasn't so, once a bastard always a bastard.
YOU WERE MY BROTHER BALON
I LOVED YOU
>>69027749
>Lord in The Stormlands
Ooh baby
>>69027806
this. if anything they should have saved the resurrection for khaleesee, it would have been so epic. Like, a FEMALE jesus! who wouldn't love that?
>>69027821
report and move on
>>69027816
Plus now they don't have to do anything with his eye.
>>69027813
>>69027765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o
>cleganebowl all but confirmed
holy fucking shit
>>69027851
my lord
>>69027792
Got it but introduced in season 6? Its just imho too forced...
stop shitting up the threads, don't you know it's all i have
>>69026965
DELETE THIS
Euron.
>>69027842
>>69027859
The reporting is what got us banned in the first place. The mods got sick of deleting shit.
>>69027786
>Tommen being upset that he is a weak white male and not as ingenious as Cersei, a paranoid, petty and impulsive retard
>>69027821
NO FUN ALLOWED, WE MUST DISCUSS THIS AWFUL TV SHOW 100% SERIOUSLY AT ALL TIMES
>>69027792
Every czech woman have surname with -ová
Obamová, Merkelová etc..
>>69026979
>Forced eunuch reference last week
>Again this week
I felt it last week, but now it's certified by dubs that Varys' dicklessness will be a plot point
>>69026793
>mfw the reason Theon is going to Castle Black is to play Victarion's part and invade Meereen on Euron's orders.
Beric and Thoros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wboON-Z-eqI
Why does he love Jon so much?
>>69027813
Oh this being TV I thought u guys hadn't done that. Even I've read the books. Show is disgustingly watered down compared to them.
But as independent works are the new episodes good enough? I'm yet to see them
>>69027981
and get a volcano dick of course
>>69027248
>read, better no be a eunuch
>immediately check the get
>mfw
>>69027930
That's what you call fun?
One true wife
n
e
>>69026965
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nooooooooooooooo
I don't remember Asha being a lesbian in the books, why are you all saying she'll be one in the show?
>>69028019
>>69027180
So much better if they had used that line. Just have Balon call him godless as a setup.
what the fuck are these people on about?
>>69028033
It's not Asha.
>>69027011
Roll
>>69027694
DRAGONLORDS N SHIEEETTT
>>69028041
Silly manlet should never have given up that perfect red queen
>>69028057
dothraki parts are really really long
ask danny
H-hey?
>>69027987
he browses Reddit
>>69027988
Welcome to the thread. /got/ had always been a refugee thread for bookfags. You'll feel right at home here.
General consensus is that the first episode was awful (and memetastic). E2 was a bit better but there was still a bunch of stupid things in it.
>>69028057
Dothraki parts, it seems.
>you were warned
>>69028091
JUST
>>69028041
>gap
fucking plebs lol
Jon's bulge was so hot.
>>69027765
First one is shit, second one is pretty good. And I am a pretty big bookfag. I guess you just have to accept that the writing has taken a big step down from S1-S3 even S4.
>>69028019
Pure love.
>>69028041
This made me happy tho.
>>69028106
same here- I report the fucking rolling post and get a warning. Nice job janny, hope you choke on the hotpockets you fat fuck.
>>69028049
I would like it if it was said at the Kingsmoot or before when he is face to face with Aeron or even when he is baptizing him and also the fact they changed the cities to ones the showfags knew was just terrible.
>>69028041
will he stab her through her heart irl to finally become the azor ahai?
>>69028106
me too
>>69028064
Yara, whatever. But why are people claiming she's a lesbian in the show?
>mods delete rolling posts
>not taylor swift spammers
>>69028091
Why is he a latino?
Was CIA metacucked?
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE DUAL WIELDING HOLY SHIT
>>69028103
Thanks for the welcome and summary.
>>69028106
Me too even though I did it on the other thread not this one
>>69028137
>hope you choke on the hotpockets you fat fuck
he can't leave all that karma
>>69028154
Because she's seen kissing a girl in the trailer.
>Stannis limps badly wounded towards Winterfell alone as Brienne left him to save Sansa
>he does it so Shireens burning was not in vain and for her sake, go on and finish what he started
>the Bolton sounds the horn and send out their entire army with Ramsay in the lead to further
humiliate him
>Stannis then prepares for his last stand knowing this is where the last of the Baratheons shall
fall and contemplates about his life decisions and takes a deep breath as the hooves of the Bolton
horses sound closer and closer
>then suddenly another horn can be heard in the distance
>2000 good men riding on flaming horses ride out of the forest to Stannis aid followed by the other
half of his army and the sky turns dark red as fireballs rain down upon the Bolton army
>then slowly descending out of the red clouds a massive burning ship commanded by demons of R'hollor
that fire volleys of burning cannonballs at the Boltons who are fleeing in terror
>screams of pain can be heard as Melisandre is tied to the ship as a figurehead ornament
>and on the bowsprit stands Ser Davos playing Fury of the Stag on a flaming guitar to boost the
morale of the fighters below
>with a single tear in his eye Stannis thinks to himself "Davos you old sea rat" as his sword bursts
in flames and he summons a flaming horse to lead the cavalry charge
>Davos then screams to the demons to throw more wildlings into the furnace to make the ship go
faster as they are on a collision course with Winterfell
>Ramsey weeps as he thinks to himself "No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge of the North!"
>screen cuts black
> and who, are you
>>69027327
It's the Smalljon in the show. Greatjon was supposed to be still alive in the show according to Brian Cuckman, but I guess they dropped the idea of bringing him back after all.
Maybe the Smalljon stabbed him to death offscreen to become Lord of the Last Hearth or something. Or maybe they won't bother at all, since D&D are growing lazier every season.
>>69028156
Rolling posts are pure unadulterated cancer, only fucking retarded facebook-tier posters defend them
>>69028165
No worries. Be ready for a lot of bitterness here- it's pretty much group counselling here for Stockholm Syndrome bookfags.
>>69028164
What the fuck is up with his common soldier armor and rehashed king's guard helmet?
They could've give him a unique armor but no
>>69028164
Can we talk about how plebeian that armor looks?
Disgusting. I always had the impression that they fought inside the Tower, and not outside of it.
>>69028106
test
okay me too
>>69027905
They realized the dorne side story is irredeemable, so they brought in the iron islands side story from the bench instead
>>69027691
Euron Greyjoy faggot, FGI.
>>69028203
maybe they were trying to stay low so they acted like common soldiers?
