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Our hero Chev Chelios has survived his latest ordeal with 3rd degree burns over most of his body, and needs a skin grafts to stay alive. Doc gave him a new drug that suppresses his pain receptors, but without a matching donor for new skin, Chev will die from infections.
In the meantime the Italian mafia has kidnapped Eve in order to lure Chev out to them, as he posses superblood. Since he is now immune to all poison, and pain, the city Mayor (played by Liam Neeson) wants his blood to keep from aging, and dying. He secretly hires the Italian mafia to do his dirty work.
In the meantime Chev must kill, and take their skin. He can wear his victims skin, and blend in. He works his way up in the ranks to free Eve. The only downside is that his body rejects the skin after about 100 minutes. Chev has to keep killing, skinning, and wearing the bad guys skin in order to reach Eve, kill the corrupt Mayor, and setup the movie for a 4th installment.


I give you Crank 3: Cranking Harder

Bonus points if you can come up with the best title
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Crank3d Up
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Crank3n' It
we basically had this thread yesterday
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>>69026943
How would you even pronounce that?
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>>69026621
Is Neeson there just because of the Darkman reference?
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>>69026621
Crank 3: Last Blood.
Finally, Chev Chelios got fucked. 3rd degree burns are a bitch. Doc, knowing classic medicine won't help him decides to make a pact with the devil.
Well, actually it's a vampire. They turn Chelios into a blood sucking monster, able to outrun a car and rip a guy in two with his hands. Of course, there is a price, and that price is blood.
He needs to drink blood to fuel his powers and to stay alive. However, the First Vampire is not happy about a new leech in town, so he sends a vampiric hit squad to finish him. Also, Chelios blood path has pinged in the radar of a local hunter cadre and they want to end his undead ass.
Will Chelios be able to kill the First Vampire before he becomes a full Nosferatu?
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>>69027115
Cranken it?
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>>69026621
CRANK 3: DARKMAN
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CRANK 3: Crankin' It Till the Skin Comes Off!=========)~~~
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>>69026621
Crank 3: Trippin' Out (couldn't think of anything better.)

Chev Chelios is now living comfortably with Eve in New York, having recovered from his burns (somehow) and is now making a living as an actual video game developer. The NY chapter of the Chinese Mafia, now a disorganized mess after the death of Don Kim, has teamed up with a local Russian-led Hitman society to take Chev down.

After kidnapping him and programming him to kill his wife (and then himself), Chev finds himself in search of anything that can counteract his programming. After a brief conversation with Doc Miles, he learns that the only thing that can save him is hallucinogens, until such time as he can get to somewhere to reverse his programming.
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Crank 3: Pembrys Bane
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>>69029972
4u
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