>... HE DUSNT DO ANYTHING?
>>69016860
no... sorry CUT
I don't get it.
>Four men in the bottle
mwaaahaaaa
>>69016860
>Therize a Californianshampane bypol Masson... inspired... *taptaptap* by thatsame frenCHEXellence
>>69018062
you see, the french champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence, right?
and now get this: there's actually a california champagne, by paul masson i kid you not, which is actually inspired by the exact same french excellence. can you believe it?
>>69018693
CUUUUUUTTTT. ORSHON, CANWE TAKE IT FROM THE TOP PRLEASE *hic*
is this champagne still around?
>>69018808
you'll be sorry to hear it... because someone snatched every motherfucker champagne
peas
you didn't say it...he did........
your friendddddd..............
>>69019918
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ADVERTISE THE CHAMPAGNE ORSON
NOT DRINK IT ALL
>>69018877
Muaaaaaahhhhhh those dubs
is it bad that this is my favorite meme? It's just so based and I unironically love o.w.
>>69020019
Mwahaaaaaah
RULE #4
NEVER GET HIGH OFF YOUR OWN SUPPLY
>>69018877
Snatch every mother fucker take
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
Champagne?
>>69020611
AAAAAH the mASkED man BANE has alwAYS beeen ceLberated for hIs BIGNESS
>>69020611
MAAAAHAAAAAH THE FRIENDS and bane
>>69020611
MWAAAAAAaaah youdontgetto bringfriends
>>69020611
>Why would I want it?
>It's free of charge
>say NOTHING more
>>69016860
MMYAAHUUH THE FRENCH
>>69019918
Yes, always. I'm always past that!
>>69020611
There's an americanAGENT byTHEname of BILLWIllson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
...thefrensh
>>69016860
MAHAAAAAAAH
theee FRENCH
>>69020611
He doesn't bring any friends?
>>69021750
no... sorry CUT
>>69020611
Let's settle it: which take is the best?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10111035
>>69022058
AAAAHHH The doUBLes maN has always breen CelbrATeD for his DIGITS
>>69016860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
>>69022521
>1. she doesn't do anything?
>2.MWAAAAAAH thefrench... champagne
3.MWAaaaaah thefrenchchampagnehasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence
>>69022521
Nothing beats that MAAAHAAAH for me.
>>69022521
The AAAAAAAAAAAAAH in the 2nd take is just gold
>>69020611
mwahhhaa the pavel has alwaysbeencelebratedforsayingnothing
>>69022699
thereisan americanDUBBER by THENAME of anon
What is some essential "Orson needs money but still nails it core"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3HVCwPp7j0
>>69023237
>Orson Wells will never GM for you
>>69020611
He doesn't get to bring friends?
>>69022820
My nigga. Take 2 is the choice of patricians. The surprised look on the actors' faces is perfect when he just yells AAAHHH
>>69022731
YOU ARE SUPOSSED TO HOLD THE GLASS BY THE STEM. DON'T HOLD THE FUCKING BOTTLE WITH YOUR LEGS YOU ARE HEATING IT. WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE A SINGLE THING RIGHT, YOU BITCH? REEEEEEEEE.
>>69020611
Bill Wilson will let no man stay on his plane until he is told about Bane.
>>69023641
You wouldn't even be able to tell the difference.
Fucking autist.
>>69023797
Etiquette is for faggots
t. american pleb
>>69016860
>>69016860
Action Orson, please.
>action please orson
>Orsonposting will die in your lifetime
I'm surprised it outlived pestposting tbqh
>>69020611
Just crash anything?
What are some other essential Orson commercial Kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ekv4NqYeCI
>Do you mind not saying action?
Where the fuck did this meme come from
It's a released DVD with shenanigan like this ? It just kinda popped on /tv/ a month ago
>>69024511
>Where the fuck did this meme come from
lurk moar
>>69024511
MMAAAAAAAAAHHHH thenewfagsHAVEalwayspostswithLURKingmoar
>>69024607
>>69024798
you fucking faggot I've been stuck in this hellhole of a shitty website for year and I just kinda stumbled upon this faggotry now give the answer
>>69024860
......
>>69024946
............
>>69024860
Lurk.moar biatch
>>69024860
sent ;-)
>>69024991
.............
>>69025037
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH /tv/memeshavealwaysbeencelebratedfortheirexcellence
>>69024860
>He hasn't been here at least a soul crushing decade, had kids, and yell memes in their face while their mother is showering so she will feed them before she goes to work so I don't have to.
Pleb.
>>69025178
>had kids
stopped reading there
>>69024860
(you)
>>69020611
LES BAINES?
>>69020611
If I drink that all would I die?
>>69025240
it would.. beextremelyMWAAHAA
>>69025240
it will be extremely distasteful
>>69023237
damn that game looks badass, i would have flipped my shit for that as a kid
>>69024151
>do you mind not saying action
>>69020611
M-UUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH The Kazakhistani air-craFT HasAl waYss been flownFOr it'ss flightplans. There Is anAmeriCan CIA agent from the AgenTCee flying INthat same Kazakhistani air-craFT. Its crarashedthebigGuyand like the best air-crafts its fly so Good Cia ..
>>69025433
>Kazakhistani
ZS-NVB is a South African registry. The plane used in the movie later crashed, with no survivors, in Botswana.
http://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20130629-0
>>69026687
The plane is of South African descent but it played a Kazakh in the movie, it's called acting.
>>69016860
>>69026751
>pic
Hello /dbt/ anon ;^)
>>69020611
dude on the left already looks like CIA faggot Orson should be Bane.
>>69024151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aq0koZ1fx0
>>69027738
no one can fuck up like based Orson
>>69020611
Perhaps he's wondering why you would vintage date a champagne, before fermenting it in the bottle
>>69022731
good god, this is so cringeworthy, who would make something like this
Orson pls
..............
ahhHHHH the chinese meal has always been celebrated for its succulence
>>69022731
>Maybe I'll wHIShle
