Dnd are fucking hacks edition
old
>>69002189
remember that flayed man from this season's trailer? Did they show him in episode 1 or is Ramsay about to flay someone again?
>>69003320
Boltoff
>>69003320
DABID
Autism: The General
>>69003320
>manderly is no longer plotting revenge in the show
worst change desu
they should've cast conor mcgregor as euron greyjoy
the actor they got is shit and cant even play the whole maniacal/god persona right, conor can
What episode does she show up?
>>69003339
It's Roose
JOHN SNOW BITCHES
>>69003339
hes about to flay stannis
>>69003351
Yeah I wasn't impressed with that Euron scene.
How much does the new GoT mean to you? I'll bet for some of you, life has meaning again because one of your favorite shows is airing new episodes.
>>69003339
It will probably be Theon or Rickon
>>69003360
that's a pretty strong poison
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322
How was this episode? Looks like it rebounded pretty well compared to episode 1.
>>69003351
>let's fix game of thrones by getting a meme MMA fighter on it
you're retarded
Why did Brienne fail to mention that she saw Arya with the Hound?
>>69003351
>>69003385
>LE I AM TEH STORMZ FEAR ME LMAO XD
So what do you think Ramsay's gift is.
I think i know and you're not gonna like it.It's Stannis....alive. Yes you got what you asked for. But remember the flayed man burning in the trailer? Stannis dies not once, but twice in the show.
SO technically, he's full field his oath to the Night's Watch right? He can go and fight to retake the North without any impedance now?
just downloading the episode now
can anybody tell me what the whole episode 2 in a nutshell?
post the pic of the stupid dual wielding shit
>>69003320
>I AM LORD BOLTON
>I AM THE STORM
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
what did the writers mean by this?
>>69003422
it's irrelevant now
>>69003422
didnt she, though? just that she didnt know who he was, just that he had a fucked up face. im sure sansa can put two and two together
>>69003440
YesThis was figured out years ago
>>69003351
>THERE WERE SIX AGAINST TWO. SIX AGAINST TWO.
bravo d&d
>>69003389
>How much does the new GoT mean to you?
When I first starting watching got in season 4, it was exciting. Everyone in the house gather together in excitement for the next episode of got. Now season 6 is here, and it feels like going to a fucking boring Christmas play that you have to attend because your kid is in it.
wtf is up with melly cutting his hair
and she didn't even give him the kiss of life
at least ghost is still fluffy
>>69003430
Leaks have already confirmed it is Rickon.
>>69003449
it's all a build up to the Darkstar reveal
>I AM THE NIGHT
>>69003449
>I AM THE LIQUOR
CASTING BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>I make eunich jokes, he makes dwarf jokes.
>I don't make dwarf jokes.
Best bro duo on television.
does anyone just not care if ramsay gets rickon and what happens to him in general?
>>69003398
for you
>>69003430
oh no
>>69003440
they didnt say the words, though
>>69003430
It's Rickon, and then the umbers will btfo the Boltons and the Karstarks and restore the north.
HOW TO DEFEAT THE WHITE WALKERS WITHOUT LMAO DRAGONS
>generate fodder army of 5000 and more
>infect them with stone men disease
>make sure they touch as many white walkers as they can
>niggas gonna turn into stone before hey could finish their job lmao
Dual wielding cuntfirmed
Is Ramsay this unstoppable in the books?
>No Dany
>No sand sneks
>Good episode
Like MAGIC
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/99gAawZ.jpg "image[1].jpg")
>>69003351
You got the wrong McGregor, cunt
>>69003440
no because A he's still a bastard and B he didn't die since his soul or whatever survived in his wolf (he wasn't ressurected)
>>69003402
D&D SAVED THE SHOW!
BASED D&D!
who the hell is rickon
>>69003486
post nudes
>>69003449
>I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
>>69003526
>who the hell is rickon
>>69003504
no one is this unstoppable in the books
>>69003422
But she did. She didn't mention The Hound by name, but she said "she is well, but she wasn't dressed like a lady"
>>69003402
best episode in a while tbH ep1 wasn't good and season 5 was pretty rough as a whole
>>69003458
>Hound coming back
>mentioning him by name is irrelevant
U wot?
>>69003460
I heard her only say she found Arya traveling with a man, nothing about the man having a fucked up face or anything.
>>69003514
DUDE HEROIN LMAO
>>69003493
fuckers been gone for a couple of seasons
even bookfags have forgotten him
be prepared of 30 minutes of him playing and be friendly with the umbers , lord umber saying something about how he's like a son to him and then burning him at the sta- i mean handing him over to ramsey
>>69003320
even the hound season 4 scenes are better than this crap
Its not so much the resurrection I'm disappointed in. Its more of the hamfisted, lazy, sloppy way they went about doing it.
Why do Mel and Davos care so much about Jon? Why would Davos want Mel to revive Jon or even trust that what came back was actually Jon?
>>69003449
Game of Quips
>>69003503
>fails to unseathe left sword
>>69003498
>>69003480
What leaks? Is it only for episode 3?
>>69003501
>niggas
>mixed feelings about Dario's actor
>Euron shows up
it c-can't get worse right g-guys?
>be really into the books in high school, shortly after season 1 premiered
>read the first 3
>the books get shitty after that
>only seen the first half of the first season
Do I read all the books again or start the TV series over?
Hold me, /tv/
>>69003339
It's Roose.
>>69003422
maybe she knew sansa didnt like the hound?
or does sansa have a crush on him? isnt their some bullshit about how she thinks they kissed?
>>69003568
bran and IIIraven looked like they were on a heroin binge
Westeros looks like a cartoon witch.
>>69003564
maybe i made it up.
OddsShark has Hodor at 500 to 1 odds to end the series on the Iron Throne. Should I put a cheeky Benjamin on it?
>>69003562
Is season 6 the best season?
>>69003576
mel saw jon a lot in her visions
davos is a good guy and jon is fantasy jesus so he obviously must love jon
>>69003599
read the books again
watch the series for the memes
>>69003503
Imagine how much cooler this scene could have been if pulled out a sweet two-handed sword?
>>69003564
>Hound coming back
wat
Why didn't Tyron just quip the dragons into subservience?
>>69003349
we dont know that
>Euron is the Drowned God
>Euron is the Storm
>Euron isDaario
woah...
>>69003430
It's Stannis. But he doesn't get flayed.
Three instances of giants fighting this episode.
Pottery?
>>69003631
500 to 1
that shit should be like 10000 to 1 to even be worth it
>>69003629
How do you even view episode 7 already?
>>69003481
Darkstar would redeem the Dorne arc
>>69003360
Why would he flay Roose after he had been "poisoned?" Ramsay has to get the north behind him so I doubt flaying the former leader would help his cause. Of course, Ramsay is a psycho so maybe he didn't think this through beyond killing his papa to be the next in line.
If Stannis is still alive it could be him. Could be Rickon + the Wilding he is with. Last but not least, Theon. I bet it's Theon.
>>69003547
Yeah but I'm saying it's weird she didn't mention him by name instead of just saying some man.
Podrick told her the name before they started fighting or anything. Weird that she'd forget the detail of her traveling with a dangerous and usually well known dude like that
>>69003673
the leak said that the clip is likely episode 7 or 8
ask reddit
>>69003610
IIRC In the books the hound thought about raping her but didnt. For some reason Sansa thinks he kissed her.
>>69003576
>Why do Mel and Davos care so much about Jon?
BRAVO D&D
So what's the consensus? Should I watch this season or no?
So how is Ramsay going to explain Walda's death?
>SHE WAS.....
>THE EATEN
>>69003652
>he doesn't know Cleganebowl's confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acaf3q0du90
so we all agree that euron's actor sucks?
who should he be recast as?
btw anyone else agree the first daario actor is much, much superior?
only gay thing was the long hair, but he managed to pull it off well enough
>>69003682
If he was smart he'd say the Red Wedding was all Ruse's doing and he executed him for that crime. But he's a fuckwit so poisoned it is
>>69003649
it would make little difference, some dude waving his two handed sword isn't really cool
R.I.P. Walda, you were too pure for this world.
>>69003449
>I AM THE NIGHT'S WATCH
What did Jon mean by this?
>>69003729
Poisoned by her enemies.
>>69003629
Stannis?
Starting to get sick of Ramsay's plot armor, probably gonna get killed at the end of the season
>>69003422
Because she didn't knew him? Although she could've said "she was with this guy with half of his face burnt..." but D&D are too retarded
>>69003676
>Darkstar would redeem the Dorne arc
Not if he gets killed by sand sneks, which he would if D&D decided to put him on the show
>>69003722
If you watched the previous one, it doesn't get worse than that, so yeah I guess
>>69003732
what? no! he is golden
>>69003702
How would you even get access to something like that?
>>69003686
Its meant to give irony to the scene.
Brienne thought that by mentioning Hound's name to Sansa, Sansa would be terrified by the thought of his sister travelling with the Hound.
Whats ironic is it would give Sansa relief knowing that the hound is actually a good person
So who wins the bone bowl, Ramsay's hounds or a direwolf?
>>69003351
Fuck off dumb tripfag Euron is GOAT.
>>69003732
Euron's actor is fine, line delivery was kinda off but he's suppressing a Danish accent
I'll judge him after we get a scene not set on a stormy bridge
>it's a neckbeards on /got/ complain about a good episode because they've forgotten how to enjoy things episode
>>69003722
>So what's the consensus? Should I watch this season or no?
If you like having your heart ripped out, than no.
The episode was great! I almost lost a bet with my wife's son who said Jon isn't coming back.
>>69003629
>S06E07
For real?
>>69003449
>I AM THE NIGHT'S KING
What did Jon mean by this?
>>69003755How does he explain the chewed-up carcass of both her and the baby left in the kennels?
>I wanna go home
what did reek mean by this?
The absolute madwoman!
Come on DD, let's see this.
>>69003769
That isn't even a contest
>>69003659
>Now, finally, I am Benjen Stark
What did Euron mean by this?
>>69003828
Prequel movie
>>69003818
he's going back to Winterfell
Winterfell is his home
>>69003351
Come on he wasn't given great lines at all. Those were some fuckin meme lines. They easily could have made the character more interesting by having him start out seeming happy to see his brother and then slowly showing his murderous intention. In stead it's another >le I'm really angry right now
>captcha: 666
>>69003764
blowjobs
>>69003780
to be fair, a lot of people thought this episode was 9/10+, they couldn't have hated it THAT bad
>>69003656
kek
>>69003722
first episode was a 1/10, second episode was a 7/10.
i admit ive gotten back on the hype train
>>69003809
It was a really bad poison
Is based Walder Frey gonna slap Ramsay around like a bitch?
>>69003828
I love this art so much
bobby b face is perfect
>>69003729
He doesn't have to explain anything, he is Lord Bolton he can do whatever he wants and no one is going to say shit if they want to keep their skin.
>>69003764
his wife's son probably works for DnD
>>69003748
RIP most beautiful woman on the show
>>69003828
Cool image but don't the antlers get in the way of swinging that hammer?
>>69003818
iron islands
>>69003682
I heard Theon goes back to the Iron Islands and leads an army but what if he meant his home was the Dreadfort and goes back to get flayed and end it all.
>>69002625
Because they need to realign the show with what happened in the books. In the book Quentyn tries to steal the dragons and accidentally unleashes them on the city. They should have had some Sons of the Harpy try to kill the dragons or some shit and accidentally unleash them.
>Dragons are smart and know friend from enemy
>They ate a random little girl because they were hungry last season
This is why the Sons of the Harpy burned the fleet in the last episode even though it didn't make any sense, because Barristan just casually mentioned last season that Daario captured the exact number of ships that Euron sent to Slaver's Bay in the books because the showrunners likely didn't think they would be doing the Ironborn arc but now that they are and Euron is in the show, they had to tie off that loose end.
Also,
>Yunkai and Astapor were suddenly taken over by slavers again for there to be a drawn out siege for another season
>>69003089
It's because D&D are retards.
>Roose in the book uses Ramsay and his marriage to Walda to make the Freys leave a few thousand men with him both to protect Roose from the other Northerners/Stannis and to ensure Walda's son/Walder Frey's grandson inherits the North.
>Roose makes those comments about Walda being pregnant and it being likely that Ramsay would kill the baby in public in front of the Freys to manipulate them into staying to fight for him.
>It doesn't make sense here because he knows Ramsay is a retard and doesn't have any leverage.
>Roose doesn't even allow Ramsay in his war council because he's just a piece on a board to him
Maximum comfy
>>69003656
haha i see you are breathing fire dragon
when i was younger ...
[story related to fire where tyrion was at a dissadvantage because he's a dwarf]
... Dragon cock !.... Whine....
[dragon raises his eyebrow]
[cut to scene of tyrion flying a dragon]
>Jon doesn't get cremated but instead rise out of the fire
???????????????????????
Literally the one thing I was expecting and looking forward to this entire show
>>69003780
B L U N D E R
L
U
N
D
E
R
Ian Mcniece was born to play Manderly fuck the showrunners
Have D&D forgotten about Arya's direwolf?
>>69003886
no shit nigga
what I mean is wtf is he gonna do there
Guys what if Theon runs into a crippled and depressed Stannis on his way west and they have some sort of weird, bonding dual redemption arc
>>69003877
It's symbolic of his cuckoldry
How the fuck did they beat dual wielding man with just 6 people?
He seems to be overpowered as fuck.
>>69003809
he fed his dead gf to the dogs, u think he wouldnt feed fat walda to them?
fucking goof
>>69003767
except she threw him of a cliff
>>69003676
It says a lot about the quality of the show that people unironically think this
>>69003906
Pedo scum
>>69003732
The lines were fucking shit, that's the problem.
>Who knows more of gods than I?
vs
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
Very subtle, D&D
I AM THE DROWNED GOD
I AM THE STORM
At thus moment I almost dropped the series jesus christ
serious question, why's everyone shitting on the actor in the euron scene? his acting wasn't bad, and it's not like he could do much with that few lines, and these lines were so shitty anyway there's no way to reedem himself. i mean it could be fucking charles dance in that role and it'd still be meme-tier nonsense
>i am the god
>i am the storm
>i am the bridge xDDDD
>>69003924
That would be a bit awkward considering the history between Stannis and the Iron Islands
>>69003503
why is this webm crashing my browser
does it realize how shit that scene is?
>>69003922
probably wants to retire from the world after all the shit he has been though
but he'll get there and euron will see him as an enemy and kill him rip
>>69003865
He'll never send an army North, doesn't have the balls
>>69003900
thats super cool
>>69003780
>it's every episode
>>69003877
I imagine he doesn't have the range of motion with all that armor to bring the hammer up high enough to hit antlers.
>>69003900
that my nigga seth rogen
>>69003906
This pedo-faggot again.
>>69003865
the frey mo is to hold the twins and do nothing so no
>>69003686
You're right...but it's been a season since that happened. Maybe Brianne forgot? Pod was at a distance busy lighting a fire so he couldn't of heard her tell Sansa about her sis.
Or
D&D forgot about it. Just like IIIRaven having short hair when he originally gad long hair (don't mind the recasting)
>>69003842
Oh shit! Hadn't thought of this
>>69003922
We already saw him. A leak said the twist is that Theon is THE STORM. The iron islands episodes were a few months in the future but shown now to throw people off.
>>69003986
>he is bisexual and once fell in love with a 7 year old girl
>>69003402
>good episode
>no dorne
coincidence? I think not
in any case show-only fags can't comprehend how HYPE bran's vision was
>>69003900
wow, I'm an idiot, I thought that was brandon
>>69003922
give an excuse for the stronk womyn to call a new kingsmoot and be elected queen of the iron islandsnot kidding this is gonna happen in the books to
>>69003886
The iron islands was never his home, though. That's the point of his character arc, realizing he had a home and family all along, and understanding how badly he messed up.
Why didn't the dragons eat Tyrion?
>>69003828
This could be cool, but the show has cast ned as a really young guy, not some huge hammer wielding man.
>>69003631
if you have 100 dollars you were planning on setting on fire
Does Jon ever thinks of Tyrion in his chapters? They got along well.
This episode was shit.
>>69003900
He grew into that belt didn't he?
>>69003900
will ramsay die this season?
his storyline is even worse than the sparrow shit
>scene of the undead mountain killing random idiot for no reason
what was the point of that
>>69004046
They were intentionally starving themselves because they were sad about being chained up.
I guess they spared him afterwards because he set them free.
Ok, now that Euron is shit, do we have any hope of seeing based Reader?
Please at least show Sawane Botley declaring for Theon and getting drowned.
God, who am I kidding, Iron Islands is going to be Dorne 2.0.
Tyrion has the biggest set of balls in this show.
>>69003339
I'm starting to worry that it's Rickon and/or Osha.
>>69003629
Those are the gates of winterfell
>That hairline
MY KING!
>>69003904
Targaryens are not immune to fire, for fuck's sake ...
the actress portraying lyanna doesnt even have an imdb page
>>69004054
that's robert bruh
>>69004100
Talk shit get hit.
>>69004100
I think it was to show the mountain was incredibly loyal to the lannisters, but given what happened the very next fucking scene it seemed very unnecessary.
>>69003828
literally knocked hot fire out of his chest lmao
>>69004081
>This episode was shit.
Yup and the fact /tv/ likes it proves they are reddit.
>>69003906
who is this cock dock?
>>69003921
most likely
>>69004042
Anyone have a screencap of the latest stannis get and also the webm where Davos pleads /tv/'s case for the Iron Bank?
>>69003732
>btw anyone else agree the first daario actor is much, much superior?
holy fuck yes. the new daario isn't bad per se but he just doesn't fit the role. if daario was supposed to be the sexy bad boy then skein did that perfectly. it really made dany's attraction to him realistic. huisman is just so lukewarm, he's just there and not much else.
>>69004125
Right. That pic shows a huge guy, not the skinny manlets the show just had a preview for.
>>69003999
>again
shes been posted in pretty much every /got/ thread since the generals came back
>>69004124
you just know...
>>69004154
Lilly Kruk
>>69003972
>At thus moment I almost dropped the series jesus christ
Same. I almost dropped when Roose didn't have Ramsey killed in his sleep before he birthed a child.
https://youtu.be/oa_doqbW29U
magical scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_id-PptDc
y r the show ironborn ALWAYS shit?
Guys I want you to do something for me
I want you to go back to Season 2 and watch the Battle for the Blackwater again.
What happened along the way for the show to get here?
>>69004149
Looking at the praise, people mostly seem to be happy that it's better than last week's episode, which isn't saying much,
>>69004174
robert is not present at the tower of joy. Robert and Ned are in fact different people
not sure if bait
>>69004107
why didn't the dragons die if they stopped eating?
>>69003900
nice
>>69004124
We ghost of christmas past now?
>>69004122
Did the show ever explain why flabby arms didn't die in the fire?
>>69004042
he was grade school aged when he was taken so it isn't like he is a complete foreigner to the islands. besides, his character is stubborn because he was ingrained in the ironborn ways
>Roose is killed off
For what purpose?
>>69004124
Let's make her one.
>>69004191
well for daenerys absolutely nothing happened then she flew off now we're here
>>69003973
Apparently they wanted fucking Jack Sparrow or some shit.
Asbaek is great, on the point delivery and perfect combination of psychotic and realistic.
>>69004176
>>69004180
Ban when?
>>69004100
To show how big he is.
>>69003629
Why isn't the right side of his face scared to shit here?
>>69004205
Probably takes a while to starve, they actually stopped eating after Dany disappeared, not right after she chained them up.
>>69004081
Yeah but there was no Dany so I wasn't outright disgusted by it
>>69004215
BETRAYAAAAAL
>>69004169
he doesn't have to be super sexy. he's trustworthy relatively attractive man who fucks well and is always around. there are many advantages to this.
Can anyone spoonfeed me on the leaks?
I just got back to /got/ after a year
Tyrion was so wasted that he thought he could tame dem dragons.
>>690042304 you
>>69003320
The second the show is no longer based off the books, /tv/ acts like the series is completely ruined.
You are too predictable. Everything that has happened so far is pretty inline with everything that has happened before.
>>69004215
So that Ramsay can be The Lord Bolton and Jon can kill him at the end of the season.
>>69003475
The kiss part kind of bothered me too, but to be fair Thoros only awkwardly whispered in Berrics ear when he got btfo by the Hound. 7.5/10 episode, almost made up for the 20 minutes of sneks last week. Almost.
>>69004124
Why is she older than Ned anyway? She's supposed to be younger
>Carice van Houten will never give you a sponge bath and a haircut
Why do I even live? ;_;
>>69004215
So that D&D's favorite villain sue can take the helm.
>>69004216
>written by david hill
>lyanna stark portrayed by cordelia hill
NEPOTISM
>>69004203
Am I being trolled here? The artwork that was posted shows Robert, a fully grown man, fighting Rhaegar. And yet in the show, since they cast Ned and the others as skinny teens, it's safe to say they Bobby B would small as well.
>>69004162
>>69004162
>>69004162
>>69004100
There are tons of completely pointless scenes in GoT, Anon. One where Ser Robert Strong smashes a cunt's head is better than one where Dany thinks about dick or Ramsay does yet another evil thing for no reason.
>>69003629
if this is real and if that is stannis
it's just bran having a flashback of the war
>>69004230
They should have CIA tell him he was a big guy then
>>69004253
I normally make mine into a cauliflower and leek soup easy to spoonfeed yourself that way
>>69004228
Never Reddit. Kill yourself.
>>69003936
>feeding poisoned meat to dogs
how cruel
>>69004212
No idea, probably not based on how often normies get it wrong
>>69004100
>I HEARD THAT YOU WERE TALKIN' SHIT AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT
>>69003629
Facial structure looks like Sandor. He just got a haircut.
>>69004241
but it's already been so long since then, so how the hell are they alive
>>69004228
He's not breaking any rules, just being an annoying faggot.
>>69004272
Well this explains everything.
>>69004261
ned is a manlet
females hit puberty earlier
she's a big girl
so was melissandre just luckyand rhlorr had nothing to do with robb, balon and joffrey dying?
>>69004183
Why are tripfags always faggots?
Kill yourself
>>69003440
>full field his oath
>>69004300
Cauliflower is shit tier
Leak and potato soup master race
>>69004272
Cordelia is a qt though
Only positive contribution Dave Hill ever made to the show
>>69004159
is it bad that this making me ship Theon and Sansa? I know it's impossible but still.
>>69004334
The Drowned God killed Balon, he said it himself
>>69003610
They fucked bro. Body fluids'n'stuff. The chapter is ambiguous though.
