Suggest some nice quips for the next Deadpool movie.
>>69001141
Literally anything.
>chimichanga
>>69001141
"4chan's gonna love this one."
>>69001141
Deadpool when he's fighting someone
>"Don't you have anything better to do such as baneposting on /tv/"?
>>69001141
>Illegally downloads BvS
>Torrent get stuck at 27%
>"Oh, come on man!"
desu I just want deadpool 2 to be a 2 hour flick of dead pool shitposting race bait
>did you just throw a giant metal man at me?
>i'm a mutant, not a spider
>>69001141
Needs about $100 million more on the budget.
It doesn't have to X-Men cameos and needs to intro new X-Men.
>This is a sequel for fuck sake, I need to fight another superhero or be criticized for not being as good as the first movie!
>reddit told me this would be a good idea
>>69001141
Any cuck or Blscked jokes would be hilarious.
>>69001141
Constantly calling Cable "CAAAABLEEE GUUUYYY".
>>69001271
This.
It needs a scene where in the middle of the main climax it abrutly comes to a stop and a whistle blows and the director calls cut. The camera pans out to the set with someone running out to tell Deadpool they have run out of money and the budget can't handle a massive fight scene like that.
From here they can either have them fight or whatever some other way
or
Have Deadpool try and raise money elsewhere, think deadpool at a tiny little cardboard lemonade stand or trying to use kickstarter.
ok where do i get paid for this idea, its a good idea
>>69001561
>deadpool at a tiny little cardboard lemonade stand
Dressed up in a pink, frilly dress and talking with an adorable lisp?
SOLD!
>>69001613
yeah sure if u want that
>>69001561
>>69001613
this feels so real that i actually cringed
>>69001684
i tried really hard coming up with a shitpost that was genuine, guess it worked
>>69001684
Shut up Huel, you're not even in BCS yet.
>>69001684
It can be done well, just riff off of 'Who Framed Rodger Rabbit" They already mastered Deadpool.
Shit you could turn the detective into Cable and Rodger as Deadpool
"Really? Another one!?
>Standing outside a building with a big A painted on it screaming from the perimeter fence
>"HEY! Can I join now? I want to fly the jet thingy!"
>Cut to Deadpool sitting on a bench talking with someone who asks "And then what happened?"
>"Some 70 year old virgin said I had a pottymouth and I stole the damn jet"
>"So where is it?"
>Its on fire in a handicap spot
Have him show up to battle in bootleg armor with a trashcan top, ballpeen hammer and green face paint
>>69001765
>Cable drowning Wade in the sink
I could get down for that.
>>69001838
this could work too.
Just start the movie exactly like forrest gump and deadpool is forrest gump
Then do whatever, this shit writes itself
have him get blown to bits, but then he puts himself back together, but its all wrong
XD
>>69001141
>"Cue the music!"
>it ain't me starts playing
>>69001271
lol
>sees Cable for the first time
"You're a big guy."
"For you."
>its another lol talking to the audience ironically in a movie xD movie
Stop trying to get us to write your movie for you.
Teleport scene, at least once
And how can't Deadpool teleport without Cable and vice versa
>>69001141
I unironically want to see Cable as a woman if only to piss off cable fans because they always place him so highly when he is literally begging a spot in a deadpool movie.
Fuck cable.
>>69001141
Are you Ryan Reynolds?
"did you hear the one about the dumb villain?"
"he was destroyed!"
:)
Taskmaster cameo tbqh
>>69001141
The minions come to life and become the next antagonists.
>>69001141
The hand he cut off finds it's owner and suffocates him
>>69002725
>No 90's Idol hands reference
"ICE" to meet you!
>>69002640
this desu
"Dude, they're going to rape Deadpool 2. It was a surprisingly big hit and it had a white cast with a white male lead rescuing a damsel in distress.
The Jews are going to fuck this with their shriveled, circumcised dicks."
I would like to see this quip in the movie. Probably the trailer.
>>69003033
>yfw a guy watches lot of footage of Cap fighting and copies all the moves perfectly in front of a TV
but this will never happen, feels bad famm
>Deadpool goes camping
>Its a Revenant parody
>>69002626
No /v/ memes pls.
>>69002813
lmao
>>69001141
BvS sucks quip
>>69001271
kek
>>69001141
>pretends to fuck object
>looks at camera
>''I like sex''
>*farts*
I should write for this movie. I'd hit it's demographic dead on
>>69001271
delete this
>"your face is not even avocado, it's guacamole now lol"
>somebody call Jeb
>"you look like a california tuna melt"
