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LOL
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Eat shit old man queers.
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>what kind of fortress you want senpai?
>one with a bridge people can be thrown off for no reason will do
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>>68991242
Was getting killed part of your plan?
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Anyone got a webm? Or gif
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BOLTON THEORISTS BTFO
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Jon Snow is alive.
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FILLER
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>Book Roose
Don't make me regret the day I shagged ya mum
>Show Roose
Just cuck my life up, first born!
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>2016
>not being one of twenty good men

deserved it desu
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>>68991359
>one way rickety bridge that can be cut with a butter knife is the only thing connecting entire wings of your castle

the ironborn are clinically retarded
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should not have kill the baby
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Oh god, how fucking shit did that Tower of Joy scene look in the preview?
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>>68991359
They actually explain it in the books as a true ironborn man doesnt fear falling to his death and isnt a pussy like yourself.
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>>68991487
plot twist
ghost's consciousness took over Jon's body
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>>68991444
He actually mind swapped with Ramsay, stealing his body, after telepathically hearing his urge to kill him. He swapped to produce better Bolton genetics. Next episode we see Ramsay take on Roose's personality.
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Roosefaggots btfo
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>>68991242
>Ramsey has killed his children before
>Clearly is just as crazy and bloodthirsty
>lol how about a hug XD
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D&D's new strategy is pure genius. They kill as many characters as they can for the truly epic shock value it provides and it also simplifies the plot so they don't make their brains hurt as much when they're trying to figure out what the fuck they're doing each week.

They are probably the best writers in the industry today to be honest.
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this should have been a 2 parter with the next ep

fuck off HBO
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>>68991242
Ramsay is the ultimate Mary Sue.
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Ramsey is such a shit character, he's just edgelord supreme / supreme gentleman and that guy really hams up the damn scenery. This show is literally for teenagers.
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IT FUCKING HAPPENED
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>>68991536
Ramsey isn't a first born, there was a son before him that he killed. Honestly Roose should of saw that coming a mile away.
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Can someone make a Castle DMX video with some music bumping with the dogs barking?
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- Ramsay continues to be a stupid fucking cartoon villain.

- Davos's entire plight against Melissendre has apparently been forgotten, and for some strange reason now sucks Jon's dick.

- Next episode has Ramsay grab a hold of Rickon & Osha.

Fuck this shit.
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woah betcha didnt see THAT one comin huh?

another betrayl youll ONLY see on HBO's award winning series GAME OF THRONES

remember....when you play the game of thrones u either win.....or DIE
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>>68991970
In the books Ramsay is pretty much the same, except bigger and a bit dumber.
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>>68991444

>final battle betwen snow and snow

>suddenly roose shows up behind ramsay

>''fat walda sends her regards''

>and who

>are you
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LMAOOOOOOOOO LE RAMSAY KILLS AND WINS MEME!!!!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT WRITING D&D HAVE ALL MY PRIZES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAMSAY DID IT AGAIN BOYS
HE
DID
IT
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68992186
In the books it works because Ramsay is his father's lapdog. In the show he's in charge.
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>>68991597
>no rain
>no stormy clouds parting as light from the morning dawn shine on sword of the morning
>fuckingnteenagers vs grown battle experienced men
>no blue flowers petals falling from the the top of the tower
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>>68992381
>roosefag tears
the roose ain't loose anymore
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>>68991597
Is that what it was?

Well shit
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In the books, Roose knows Ramsay will eventually kill his children and Walda, and he doesn't care.
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>>68992493
never even liked roose

it's just that ramsay is such a terribly written retarded fucking character I actually feel physical exhaustion and pain every time I see his retarded face
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>>68992404
>Arthur Dayne drawing dual longswords like he's a chinese cartoon character
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>>68992493
SHUT UP
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>>68991242
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SON?
>SUCCEEDING YOU FATHER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4rjTYHD330
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anyone got the screenshots of young Liana?
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another one bites the dust

great job d&d
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>>68991359
lamo this fuckin pussy

i bet you dont walk under ladders
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>>68991860
>not knowing Balon dies in the books
Forget your helmet at home?
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>>68992639
was thinking the same thing kek
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>>68991761
If Ramsey doesn't take a chill pill than his men are bound to rebel
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I guess you could say they really cooked his Roose.
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FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY HAD A BETTER EPISODE THAN GOT THIS WEEK

FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68992134
Utmost kek
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I'm really fucking tired of faggot Ramsay and Pope Francis getting away with all the shit they pull.

Someone should just stick a sword up their assholes already, because they're starting to be really fucking boring.
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Roose was going to die eventually anyways. And Ramsay is obviously going to be killed by jon.
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>>68992800
>mad roose bolton fan
lmao
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>>68992989
I'm not a Roose fan, all my favourite characters are dead.

I just dislike the whole "actions have no consequences" thing some characters have going for them.
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I AM LORD BOLTON
holy fuck yes
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The two best characters are now gone. What's the point in watching anymore
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THE ROOSE IS NOOSED
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House Bolton is nearly extinct. Only one member left.
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>>68992134

Ironic shitposting aside that is what this series became ever since the source material ended. It's why it makes no sense to get mad at how unfaithful the show is. It's not trying to be an accurate adaptation. It's trying to provoke watercooler discussions on Monday.
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>>68992800
The High Sparrow did nothing wrong.
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>>68993060
you're watching the wrong show then

unless your favourite characters are tyrion, john, khallesi, ramsey or sneks
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>>68992269
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!
thank you this made me feel better, thank you lad
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>>68993221
I really have no other show to watch
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>>68993060
Ramsay is going to die eventually. So he will get his consequences.
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>>68992186
>a bit dumber.

He's far more dumb, is completely unskilled, and a huge ugly brute with no friends besides the sick fucks he hangs out with. He wasn't some OP pretty boy twink with social skills and a girlfriend.
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>>68993091
>I will never be half this handsome.

I would let him and Stephen Dillane spitroast me as hard as they want
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VOTE VOTE VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/10106699
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i remember /tv/ loved this guy, what happened? too busy crying?
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>>68992375
When you nutted and she won't suck sucking
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>>68993221

Tyrion will die, manlets never make it
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>>68993364
GoT is /reddit/-core now so /tv/ has too pretend to hate the show so they can act like they are 2kool4school
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Lets say for one second that isn't Dayne dual wielding and it's someone else. That means

>Whent doesn't have the bat helm
>The old bull looks like a middle aged twink
>One of those two is dual wielding
>They're all dressed the same like a couple of fuckin go-bots

It's like they tried to take away any of the good things that set that scene and those characters apart and made people love it so much. Now they might as well be "le cut through like butter droids" from The Phantom Menace.
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>>68993579
no one gives a fuck

fuck off bookfag
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>>68993566
>GoT is /reddit/-core now
that's true but here we are talking about this shit, ROOSE FAGS I WANNA SEE U NOW; SHOW YOUR FACE FAGGOTS
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>>68991560

consider the fact that they built a castle three times on a cliff that was clearly eroding into tiny outcrops. they lack this thing called common sense
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>>68991242
I knew this was going to happen

The old man gave that bastard too much power
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>>68991242
JUST FUCK THE NORTH UP
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>>68993641

I give a fuck. Eat a dick you illiterate cumguzzling faggot. I'm all for the show being it's own entity, but that doesn't mean completely destroying one of the few things that were good in the source material just for the fuck of it. That's just dumb.
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>>68992381
You realize he's going to crash and burn now, right? Am I the only one who sees this?
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>>68991860

>balon dies in the books

>thinking doran martell will live in the books once aegon is btfo and his support for him is revealed

>roose explicitly says in the books hes going to be killed by ramsay so his death is also predicted in books
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>>68992375
Epic OC lads.
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>>68993351
>Tullys/Starks getting this many votes

I can't believe I share a board with you retards
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>>68993785
>be
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>>68991242
Episode is about to begin.
>vaughnlive tv/thronesofgames_04
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>>68993850
I fixed it for the fucker
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No roose, No stannis the mannis, now this show is cucked as fuck
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>>68993922
>No roose, No stannis the mannis, now this show is cucked as fuck

Jesus I'm fucking dying here.
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>>68993922
But muh witty imp, Jon Sue, and fat dragon queen, theyre the best characters xDDDD
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So what happened to Hodor that turned him into a /v/ user? I bet Brandon Stark hit him in the head during sparring because he was a cunt like that and it made him all fucking retarded.
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>>68993293


obvious, hes been played up to be a villain and the hero jon snow shall smite him and unitre the north whilst danaerys begins her campaign for the south, which is at that time in turmoil as the dornish begin a campaign against the reach and the faith militant destroys the lannister/baratheons and kings landing burns

then as the cliff hangar for next season, the white walkers begin their assault on the wall.
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>>68993732
Yes, it's obvious Jon is going to kill Ramsay.
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>>68993922
>>68994009

>implying Jon is back
>implying Melisandre didn't lure stannis spirit from the ether to Jons body
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>>68993732

jons gonna smash him, thus uniting the north under jon stark. this sets up for the white walker battle, he'll have the whole north and a platform as warden/king of the north from which to let everyone know what the fucks coming and getting an army together to fight.
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>>68993091
>What's the point in watching anymore

>tfw High Sparrow will probably die this season

Just fuck my show up
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>>68994022
It's the Red God's way of compensating. There's a reason they call it retard strength. Also, him having a huge dick is canon
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>>68994178
C-Cleganebowl. Get hype.
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>>68994178
>>tfw High Sparrow will probably die this season
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Anyone have that piece of medieval art that depicts some nobleman getting stabbed in the head but he's just like "whatever"?
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>>68994075
>>68994172
Theon or Sansa should be the ones to kill that faggot though, Jon did nothing to earn that right.
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>>68994022
Robert hit him in the head when sparring, it will be another flash back.
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>>68994022

in the books its well known, even by bran that hodor was kicked in the face by a mule.

why they've made it out then bran did'nt know this is stupid, it was like a mega common story for anyone who knew hodor to know what happened
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>>68993274
anime it is then
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>>68994178

everyone in kings landing is going to die, cersei is gonna burn kings landing, jaime will die trying to stop her, the high sparrow will be like "welp humans r bad to i guess this isnt so bad"
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>>68994303
I don't remember that at all. Guess I should read the book again.

>>68994268
That sounds plausible in the show's canon especially. A hammer to the head will definitely rattle your melon.
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>>68992186
He works better as a character in the books because he has actual weaknesses. Roose explains to Theon that Ramsay is fearless... and this is bad because a lot of people want him dead.
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>>68994259

theon is literally broken, he has no will to fight nor ability, his body is so fucked from torture he cant even hfight properly. he really does just want to die now.

sansa will get that right in a way, she'll be part of jons forces attacking the boltons, she'll be who the north rallies to, jon will lead them to battle but theyll be fighting for her, ramsay will be killed as vengense for her.
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>>68992381
>Bad guys always win xD
>That is until we set Brienne on em :p
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>it's another fucking d&d fuck you show is ruined i'll never watch it again except for the next episode and all other episodes as well but only because it's so funny how shit show has gotten and because i'm above this fucking reddit: the series thread
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>>68993351
The starks and tullys are the weakest

nights king for life
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>>68993351
>mfw some soulless devil doesn't vote Tyrell near me

Reminder Garlan Tyrell is the best warrior and most honorable man left in the entire seven kingdoms.
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>>68993719
you just contradicted yourself

the show and book are now two separate things

eat shit autist
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>>68994687

>supports tyrell
>considers garlan tyrell as best warrior
>over the beast that is randal tarly who btfo every enemy hes met
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>>68994727
They can be two separate things, but including something from the books and making it worse on purpose is retarded, you autistic fucking faggot. Now slap yourself in the face for making such a dumb post.
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>>68994790
Tarly is a good commander, not a good fighter. His honor is also shit as evidenced by the fact he was going to kill his own son.
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>>68993148

It reminds me of Lost in that way. So god damn desperate for that water cooler pop. Except now it's all about the Twitter/Facebook trending shit so it's even kind of worse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtjuDJytD18

>38 seconds in, shots fired on GRRM by Amanda Peet's husband
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Hey I have a question why the FUCK IS LYANNA STARK NOW A GODDAMN MEXICAN?
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>>68991637
ok that makes it much better.

they dont fear falling to their death equates to lets set up our shit so everyone is almost falling to their death..
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>>68991536
To be fair, I think Roose mentioned the "I raped your mom" thing in the show. But he was still entirely retarded for allowing his proven to be completely batshit insane son within ten meters of him after telling him that he had a new son to replace him with. If I were Roose I'd have paid off that Karstark guy instead to shove a spear in Ramsay's back right away.
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Why is Treebeard now the cleanshaven dude that was talking to Poe at the beginning of the new Star Wars movie?
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>>68992094
what the fuck really? has D and D not even bothered to read their material?
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>>68995214
>Roose has Ramsay killed once Walda pops out a boy

No that would make too much sense.
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>>68995246

FOR THE TIE IN MONEY!

STAR THRONES, COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU XMAS 2020!
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ROOSE GOT GOOSED
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>>68995246
Because Max von Sydow has to make money
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>>68995377
>$8bil worldwide box office
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>>68995108
shes such a beaner
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>>68995108
GTFO drumpf GTFO
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>>68992727

What a qt
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>>68995480
Looks like a Sand Snek reject.
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>>68995480
>a pale northern girl

ONE JOB DABID
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>>68995480
she looks cute
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http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/01/game-thrones-jon-snow-harington-alive

>First thing Kit does is apologize to people for having to lie to them that Jon had actually died

Pretty bro tier, he seems like a nice dude.
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>>68994852

>Only one to beat prime Robert Baratheon
>Not a good fighter

Try again
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>>68995253
Ramsay killed the son long time ago, and Roose didn't even care.
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>>68991637
Well too bad this isn't /lit/ take your toilet paper somewhere else
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>>68992094
Ramsay is older than Domeric, i think.
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are meera and bran gonna bone?
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>>68995965
Sorry, I meant in the current time of the story. He's pretty old now.
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>>68995996
>>>/co/mblr
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he is vampire.
he will return in the end of the battle, kill the bastards and fly to the dreadfort in bat wings.
...and who
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>>68991560
Nevermind the fact that the castle itself is built on cliffs that are slowly eroding and yet there has been no attempt to rebuild the it on more solid ground.
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>>68993351
>no Littlefinger option
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>>68995436
lol
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>>68991242
I hope GRRM makes Stannis and Roose the protagonists of TWoW just to spite these hacks.
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>>68996494
yeah he probably will
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>>68996494
They both die.
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>>68992404
>blue flower petals
wtf is this a Mongolian cartoon?
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>>68991242

All white men must die
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>>68996494
The biggest mistake that fat stack of sweaty pancakes made was telling those two kikes what his plan was for the ending of the series.
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>>68992134
Top zozzle
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>>68991593
watch it come back and kill you when it grows up!
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>>68994687
have any more flags?
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>>68993732
Anyone who isn't retarded can see it, Melly Sanders literally spent all of S5 going on and on about how Jon was going to kill Ramsey
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>>68992269
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>>68992375
they did it
the absolute madmen
they did it
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>It's quite obvious to me by now my son is power hungry psychopath who isn't happy about me having another son
>I better tell him I am having a boy!

What the fuck was he thinking?
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>TWENTY
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>okay David, we have this ToJ scene from the book, fairly easy to film it truthful to the books even! But... could we improve it somehow?
>just let my 10 year old nephew redesign Dayne senpai
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>>68995480
Ned is also a bean
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>>68991242
>Probably shouldn't have stabbed Rob, fuck-me!
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>>68997667

>I have been taunting my psychopath bastard that I'll have a new heir for months now
>literally just told him to stop being such a psychopath and be reasonable
>lord roose you have a male heir t. meister
>better hug my psychopath bastard LOL
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>>68991359
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>>68997808
kek
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>>68991359
Non-BookFag here. Who the hell is this guy?
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>>68991560
I thought that much was well established in both the books and tv show
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>>68998988
Euron Greyjoy, Theons badass pirate/warlock in training uncle
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>>68993779
>roose explicitly says in the books hes going to be killed by ramsay so his death is also predicted in books

He literally doesn't, he knows Ramsey is going to try and kill his wife and unborn kid and he doesn't give a fuck. Ramsey is deathly afraid of Roose and Roose has enforced his superiority over Ramsey multiple times to put him in this position- but if you can give me that nice book quote where Roose says

"Hey Bastard, I know you're going to kill me." I'll eat a fat dick
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>>68991242
I'm sorry. Can someone explain why the whole fucking fort doesn't care if Ramsay kills his father in cold blood for all to see?

I hate the whole arc. I hate the writing, but I will at least TRY to give them the benefit of the doubt here.

I even gave them a mile when it came to the sneks last week.

But this.

This is just WHAT
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Are there any mature men left? Damn
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>>68999314
are you dumb?


he obviously had the other guy included in the plan, and the maester was afraid of ramsay and was forced to sell it as poisoning
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RIP Daniel Craig
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>>68999180
Oh. Was he ever mentioned outside of the books?
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>>68999395
>are you dumb?

Are you?

Are you telling me everyone loyal to him are just going to believe that bullshit?
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Why do all the Night's Watch drop their weapons like pussies the second the Wildlings show up?
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>>68999466
probably not but they're not going to do shit.
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>>68995185
you joke, but this is literally how the ironborn think
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>>68999548
This. Plot armor at this point.
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>>68999546
Because they didn't wanna get picked up and slammed into a wall. Are you fucking retarded?
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>>68993779

Don't exactly know for sure if that's Aegon, yet.
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>>68994019

They have the most chapters through all books not including arya
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>>68994800

I hear your bitching, but you did contradict yourself.

You also get mad about the Dorne thing? Not to change the subject or anything, ya know....
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>>69000111

Don't you ever get double triples at me and my wife's son ever again.
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>>68997953
underrated
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I'm so glad you faggots can't spoil the show anymore.

Now if only I could get you all to fall to your death on a shore of rocks.
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>>68999817

>Are you fucking retarded?

For the past two weeks, it seems like they gloss over details for the sake of wanting to find SOMETHING to bitch about, inaccurate as it is to post about.

>Last season sucked dick
>This season appearing to redeem the show
>Can't handle, must bitch and complain train

The answer to your question is yes.
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>>68996856

All this impotent autist rage over a shit-writing book series.
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>>69000260

Believe me. I will be that one cock bitch who spends every free minute I have from work/eating (and shaving as much humanly possible sleep) for the sole purpose of spoiling every detail, different or not covered in the show, and not for the pleasure of reading the 6th book.
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>>69000260
Ramsay gets Rickon and Osha from the Umbers turning on the Starks, Osha dies, there's a huge battle between all the armies in the North, Sansa and CIA lead Vale soldiers in at the last minute and Jon kills Ramsay. The Starks are kinginnanorf again.
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>>68994545

No, man, this show is trash. D&D ruined everything produced the esteemed author who produced such literary works of art like "The Armageddon Rag" prior to his groundbreaking series that definitely is not a sloppily thrown together combination of the Lord of the Rings and the War of the Roses.
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>>68992789

Was it a rarara one?

If not, then no.
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>>69000546

Glad you're smart enough to wiki the key reference/influence of two houses.

You do understand that he mirrors a ton of other historical events that apply to a range of other houses and scenarios, right? Not just the shit with the Yorks and Lancasters.

I leave a bad taste in my mouth by knowing I sound pretentious, but ffs, get off the 'durr he just copied the War of the Roses and wrote this'

Yeah, and as I said, a hell of a lot of other historical periods, events, scenarios, all intermingled to make this story. We got it. You're not cool. Go watch Agents of Shield. The adults can handle the critiquing.
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>>69000727

Oh, man, get a load of this autist.

"GRRM read some history pages in Wikipedia to produce his masterpiece!"

> The adults can handle the critiquing.

Oh, yes, because ASoIaF is such an adult series that is worthy of substantive literary critique and not some fantasy fan-fiction with hamfisted history allusions sprinkled in throughout the War of the Roses copycat storyline.
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>>69000955

Just have a degree in the subject and can appreciate the other subjects and genres going on instead of the most talked about that really only references half of the first book, you twat.

And grabbing a thesaurus to appear only slightly intelligent with a rebuttal only makes you look even more like a tool.

>"GRRM read some history pages in Wikipedia to produce his masterpiece!"

Nowhere near or even on the same tracks of what I was talking about. Great reading comprehension you have there.

That wiki quip was about you, btw, dick gagger
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>>68999433
no
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>>69001055

> Just have a degree in the subject and can appreciate the other subjects and genres going on instead of the most talked about that really only references half of the first book, you twat.

I don't really consider degrees from DeVry to be worth bragging about. I doubt you have a degree, though, because you hold ASoIaF in high regard.

> That wiki quip was about you, btw, dick gagger

No shit, my comment had nothing to do with that "quip" (lol).
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>>69001376

Once again, I'm not holding his books in high regard, just trying to point out that you alluding to the notion that the entire asoiaf series is a War of the Roses copycat is pretty fucking dense of you, and you clearly haven't read the entire series (and probably nothing on the war of the roses either). I don't understand how the entire 5 books thus far is just a rip off of one piece of history that only deals with two houses. You overhead someone make that comment either in school, or read it on the internet, then posted it here. That's the only point I was trying to make.

The degree thing, unfortunately is true, since I don't even work professionally in that field (mechanic, as it were). But that's irrelevant. And I wasn't bragging about it because it didn't get me anywhere. I'm just pointing out how much of a simple minded fuck you are for thinking the entire series is a copy cat of one thing...

And it's ODU btw, if you wanna get specific.

>No shit, my comment had nothing to do with that "quip" (lol).

Then where the hell did

>>"GRRM read some history pages in Wikipedia to produce his masterpiece!"

come from, dick brains?
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>>68999314
sandsneks have set the pattern that if you kill a powerful leader everyone loyal to that leader is just okay with it i guess
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>>69001673

I'm shitposting on /tv/, not writing a literary analysis piece. I'm glad to see I was able to incite a sperg session from you, though.

> Then where the hell did...come from, dick brains?

It was a joke in response to you claiming that he intermingled various historical events into the story.
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>>69001673

let the autism flow through you
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>>68992713
That might be the case if the series wanted to keep trying to be a realistic representation of feudal politics
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>>69001797

I mean, of all the people that could get away with kinslaying, Ramsey would be the one.

However, I think everyone can agree that the handling of Dorne in this season and last season was fucking awful, regardless of whether or not one hates the show.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JYq8C99XHU
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>>68993687
how could he not see it coming???

>i'm going to have a boy, legitimized psychotic bastard offspring
>of course you'll always be first born to me hehe
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>Seriously bringing back Jon Snow
Wow, what a fucking twist. Fuck D&D
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>>69002207

Well, Roose himself is pretty unhinged. Maybe he (arrogantly) thought he was intimidating enough to cow Ramsey into submission. He was also hedging his bets against not having another son, considering that he had failed so much to do so in the past.
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>>69001980

>It was a joke in response to you claiming that he intermingled various historical events into the story.

The inquisition (primarily rise of the Catholic Church), crusades (of sorts), Julius Caeser, the Tudors - and that's just a few

Then we have major philosophical pov in characters (so not just history) such as the constant back and for the between littlefinger and varys where one being Machiavelli and the other Jean Paul Sarte, where Sarte is the representation of the defendant of a city state governing whole (utilitarian) and Machiavelli being the (either sarcastic or true to the words from The Prince) character represented by LIttlefinger, exercising a play by play throughout the books/show of what points where in rising to the top, whether he does it himself or not.

>I'm shitposting on /tv/

clearly.
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>>69002274

> thinking that this wasn't GRRM's intent the whole time

stop being a dumbshit
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>>68993912
>memegenerator
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>69002338

point being

yea, a lot of it is just a rehashing of major pieces of history all smashed together in this big political intrigue migraine inducing soap opera, in a medieval period, with a sprinkle of fantasy

all of it just War of the Roses copy? You're dense, stfu. Kinda difficult to put all of that together and write a big clusterfuck story that has to flow together at least to some degree.
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>>69002166

The Dorne thing in the show is fucking stupid. Removing zombie cat, and switching Jamie from the Riverlands to going with Bronne to get his daughter, convoluted the Dornish story.

Making Tyrion go to Dany so early and having him release the other two dragons instead of Quinton, added to the problem in the show.

Regardless, it didn't play well. If anything, it kinda shows how bad Dan and Dave are at rewriting bigger pieces from the story itself.
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>>68995045
He's talking about television writing, retard.
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>>68999546
Funding
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>>69002372
BRAVO GRRM HACKSON
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>>68991242
GUESS WHO'S BACK?!!! BACK AGAIN!!!! SNOW IS BACK!!!! TELL A FRIEND!!!!
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>>69003200

there we go, lol
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>>69002591

I don't think D&D are masters of the craft by any means, but there's no way they could stuff all of the book material into the show without turning it into a snore-fest. However, once they start cutting material they necessarily have to work around some holes, which will look clumsy when compared to their handling in the books.

The Dorne subplot(s) (and also Whitebeard's death now that I think about it) were clear examples of D&D truly fucking up of their own accord. A lot of the other fuckups seem to stem more from needing to cut material to make the show manageable, but the Dorne stuff post-Oberyn was flat-out terrible, especially considering that it was pretty much unnecessary for the overall plot. Not only was it poorly put together, but it deprived the show of a good storyline (Jaime's Riverland escapades), as well.

All in all, the Dorne subplots are objectively bad and as someone who actually still enjoys the show, I cannot think of any way in which they could be reasonable defended.

tl;dr I have autism and it's past my bedtime.
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>>69003738

100% agreed by >>69002591
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>>69003830

even the tl;dr?
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So Bronn is still alive and left on the same ship as Jamie and his poisoned daughter? The same ship that the sandsneks teleported to to kill the prince who decided to stay on board while painting stones.
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>>69004119

yes. I read it.
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>>69004151

omfg it wasn't the same ship....
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>>69004306
There was only one ship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxK92bDmrfA
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>>69004547

In that episode, yes. But they don't show you Tristain. So....he could be still packing his shit up.
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why the fuck hasn't CIA shown up yet?
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>>68991242
He should've expected this anyway. What he thought was stopping Ramsay from killing him? Authority? Even if he was next in line he would've killed him to become the lord sooner.
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>The Roose is no longer Loose.
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>>68991242

Its ok they can resurrect him with the dragon balls
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>LMAO you still got no cock
>I'm SOOO drunk ahahahaha
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>>69004716
>Roose is training with King Kai in the afterlife for when he returns
cant wait desu
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>>68993165
>High Sparrow
So did he just show up to that funeral with his whole crew to troll Jamie? lol
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How does Roose die?
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>>69005105
Not as edgy as I hoped, he just stabbed him, luckily Ramsay redeemed himself by feeding Walda and a baby to the dogs
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>>68999433
Tyrion vaguely refers to Theon's uncles as he's leaving Winterfell in the first season and that's all.
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>>68994303
>believing that he was kicked in the head
Hodor went down into the crypts of Winterfell and discovered what was buried beneath it, The Great Other. The sight was so horrifying it made him stupid and all he can say is the name of what he saw.
>Hodor is the name of The Great Other
>tfw the meme is the name of the big bad
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>>68994259
Salsa will be the one who inflicts the final mortal wound against Ramsay in the muh stronk womyn pandering scene of the year, book it, done.
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rip in piss bultton
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>>68994172

>Jon Stark

when is this meme going to end? He is going to keep the name Snow because he is going to embrace being a bastard. Did you nigs even watch season 1 and his conversation with Tyrion?
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>>68991860
This, shock value will cover bad writing. Not to mention is cheaper to pay less actors.
Who do you think will die next episode? My money is on Sir Frienzone.
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>>68993779

>balon dies in the books
'Magic'/fell off. Don't think we've ever gotten the confirmation that it was Euron. Yes he showed up suspiciously on time just after his father died but that would have meant arriving in a dingy or some vessel undetected (or just used magic).

>thinking doran martell will live
They imply that there's still a large amount of Targ support around, the Aegon business will start a new civil war. The seven's army might get involved, but I doubt he's going to do much beyond set things in motion. It may be varys that kills him once his purpose is served.

That last point I don't recall at all. Roose is aware of Ramsey's shit, never comes off like he'd allow himself to get stabbed in that manner and takes a degree of joy in fucking with Ramsey's legitimacy. They are both conniving assholes with plans.
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>>69007375
someones going to stab freindzone but it turns out being a stone man makes you naturally armored
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>>68995980

He did, that's why he's been dead inside ever since.
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>>68993719
well you're fucking autistic for expecting a detail-for-detail perfect recreation of GRRM's stupid rose petals and the brief moment of sunlight through clouds or what the fuck ever when there's a whole group of grown-up adults working actual jobs instead of reading fantasy novels in their parent's closet, just trying to make a television show that is so scrutinized and anticipated and oh god the crew is tired and their feet hurt can we just get this shot and go home?

fucking bookfag
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>>69008244
wtf are you even talking about?
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>>69008400
its okay to be salty because i just blew you mind brah.

I been blowing minds for 8, on to 9.

Years. You think I'm scare of you?
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>>68993351
>no CIA
Shit poll.
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>>69000111
this has to be bait
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>>68991516
>Lord Paramount of the North killed by bastard son, wife and legitimate son eaten by dogs
>King of the Iron Isles assassinated by his estranged lunatic brother.
>Assassinated Lord Commander of the Night's Watch resurrected from the dead.
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard almost killed trying to assassinate the High Septon.
>FILLER
get fucked faggot
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>>69010298
>>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard almost killed trying to assassinate the High Septon.

That was never going to happen, retard. Jaime just barely shoved his sword out as a threat, nothing more, nothing less.
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>>69011882
>nothing more, nothing less
KILL YOURSELF
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>>69011882
nobody is making you watch the show you fucking boring cunt.
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>>68991560
This is how Asha stayed a virgin throughout the sacking of Helm's deep
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>>68992107
>cartoon villain
>flays people alive and chops their dicks off after torturing them for weeks

What cartoons do you watch, bruh?
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>>68991637
yeah ironborn are just fucking retarded
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