>falling in love with and marrying a literal whore
>be happy when she says she will sit on your face again
For what purpose?
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>>68988748
sorry
>>68988626
That's pretty much how your dad met your mom.
>>68990324
#OUCHIE!
Wade is just as degenerate.
>>68988626
>>this guy gets to put dick in crazy
>>also its the best kind of crazy
Nigga you just jelly
>>68993466
Not jelly at all. Anyone with a few bucks can experience that
>>68990411
Wowzers Bowzers!!1!
>>68993466
this guy gets it
never put your dick in crazy applies to other type of crazy.
This type of crazy is good crazy.
>Not marrying Angel Dust
>>68995320
>implying she doesn't want that colossus dick
>>68995320
I guarantee she smells like Speed Stick.
Does his healing factor make him immune to all the STD's she has?
>>68996447
That makes a lot of sense
>>68988626
Having recently met a literal whore, after only being with good and proper girls--the whore had more personality, charm, and ultimately felt better being around than the self-conscious and/or orthodox/judgmental of the girls I'd been with previously.
I almost fell in love with the bitch. I didn't, but goddamn. We can all only be so lucky to meet a charismatic whore. They exist. I didn't think they did, but they fucking exist.
>>68996447
She's probably the one who gave him cancer in the first place.
>>68996631
Cancer is a sexually transmitted disease
>>68996693
It is if you have a radioactive cunt like most whores do like your mom.
>>68996735
That was awful, like your mom.
>>68996735
Are you ok?
>>68996408
>Imagined the smell in my mind
>Went to go smell my deodorant
Perfect woman.
ajax did nothing wrong and didnt deserve what happened to him
>>68998083
Well except he told Wade that once he made him Superhuman they'd make him a mindless Zombie.
Does this movie ever explain why that stronk russian bitch always carries a match in her mouth?
Literally not explained. But yet was only used for its one purpose.
>>68988626
So that Game of Thrones
>>68990324
I bet you were expecting a lot of (you)s for that comment
>>68988626
So redditors can laugh at the anti-cliches and quips whilst giving it a 5 star review.
>>68996631
No, you must be thinking of your own post
>>68996693
actually a few rare ones are
Gina Carreras character is mocked repeatedly for being manly and having a penis.
Am I going crazy or was she using the urinal in the background during the scene where deadpool comes for his waifu at the strip club before she gets kidnapped?
I saw it in cinemas and don't have a rip to check it on.
>>68998199
Oral fixation
>>68988626
If you could have Morena Baccarin sit on your face risk free, wouldn't you?
>>68998171
>shady guy looks for you saying he can cure your cancer
>"sure that ol' chap have no ulterior reasons and self interests right? he just wanna cure kids with cancer :)"
>doesnt read contract
>>68998432
forgot to add
>literally an edgy kids movie
>>68998432
Not like he had much to lose.
>>68996693
Source: The Fault In Our Stars
>>68988626
DUUUDE POP CULTURES REFERENCES WEED LMAO: The Movie
Where are the avengers in this movie?
>>68988626
>it's a pegging episode
Was she still working while they were together? Will she still prostitute herself after they get married?
>>68988626
Clearly haven't ever been near a woman. My girlfriend will randomly text me telling me she wants to sit on my face tonight, or whatever. This was one of the more 'genuine' portrayals of a relationship I've seen put to Hollywood film.
>>68999858
Is your gf a hooker that takes loads from multiple men each day before she sits on your face? If not then your point is irrelevant.
jews did 9/11
>>68999973
She was a stripper, wasn't she?
>>68999858
This sounds like a literal excuse to brag. You missed OP's entire point about the fact that she's literally a prostitute yet he's relieved to hear she'll sit on his face again.
But putting that aside, you're right! A girl saying they're going to sit on your face is the most common thing ever in relationships, so relatable. The fact you know this is clear evidence you sleep with women. Do you actually have a girlfriend anon?
>>69000054
>Plot
>Wade Wilson is a former special forces operative who works as a mercenary in New York City. He meets escort Vanessa Carlysle at a local bar and they become romantically attached. One year later, Wade proposes to her and she accepts, but he suddenly collapses. Wade is diagnosed with terminal cancer, and though Vanessa remains by his side, he does not want her to watch him die.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpool_(film)
>Fictional character biography[edit]
>Young mutant shape-shifter Vanessa Carlysle fell into a life of prostitution in Boston where she met and fell in love with mercenary Deadpool (real name Wade Wilson). Carlysle was soon saved from Wilson’s vengeful employers by Zoe Culloden, a time-traveling agent of Landau, Luckman & Lake who had journeyed into the past to prevent Wilson’s eventual self-destruction. That night, Wilson broke up with Carlysle after learning he had cancer, leaving her heartbroken. Carlysle became a mercenary herself, eventually employed by arms dealer Tolliver.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copycat_(Marvel_Comics)
