>Here's your Popcorn and wine sir, that'll be $16.50
Why the fuck do movie theaters get more expensive every few years?
>>68967867
>wine
>wine
>wine
>>68967895
What's the problem?
I had to take out a lease for a Large popcorn + Large Coke last time I went out.
Why didn't you buy a few field mice? You want your falcon to go hungry? You fucking asshole. I make sure to always get a few for my Naomi otherwise she get hungry halfway through the movie and starts shrieking.
>>68967867
>popcorn
>wine
>no crabs legs
>not sneaking in crab legs in your trenchcoat
Fucking plebs.
Because the theatres get fucked in the ass by the studios. They need to turn a profit somehow.
I use to be an assistant manager at a theatre.
>>68967895
>His local theater doesn't serve wine
>>68967867
You're there to watch a movie, not graze like a fucking animal. Go back to the trough.
>Not walking in with a coat full of drinks and food.
>>68968204
>no guns
Yurocucks, everyone
>>68967895
Are you an americuck or something
>>68967895
>ameriquqs
>>68968240
>needing to be armed at all times
what's it like, living constantly in fear?
>>68967867
Stop being lazy and make your own popcorns and wine
>>68967994
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>>68968247
They serve wine at American theaters too though
>>68968309
>eurocuck
>not knowing of the glorious theater shooting tradition
I knew europe was getting pretty liberal, but this is ridiculous
>>68967867
Why are you such a boring prick?
>>68968309
What's it like for refugees to fuck you and your wife up the ass nightly?
>>68968358
>Implying
They serve fermented grape juice, only european kinocenters serve true wine
>>68968407
>talks shit about the refugee crisis
>ignores mexico takeover of america and the kenyan president
>>68968462
>kinocenters
>he literally doesnt go to a more classy le epique kinoteque kinotechnical institute der kinographique esquisite to watch actual kino and get served actual buttered crab juice instead of wine
>>68968240
Sorry we don't have designated spree shooters for every viewing.
>See Hardcore Henry with friend
>"I'll get your ticket if you get me a medium popcorn and medium soda"
>"K bro"
>Ticket: $11
>Med. Popcorn + Med Soda: $16
>>68968538
I-I've been refused at the place because I was too plebeian ;_;They asked me if I liked the films ofWes Andersonand when I replied yes they escorted me out
that's what all american women will look like if you don't let trump build a wall
>but daaaad, i wanted to go to the high school
>nonsense son, the movie theater's a much better shooting range
>>68968630
savagè
>>68968625
currently they all just look like dittos
>>68967867
if someone tried to charge me 17 dollars for popcorn i promise you i will rape them up their butt hole
