Can you recommend me some movies where no one commits a crime?
>>68967436
Shoah
>>68967436
Munich
>>68967436
Schindler's List
Mississippi Burning
Schindler's List
Apart from conspiring with DODSON! the only crimes committed are by dinosaurs
Heist
Singin' in the Rain
Silly Songs with Larry
Alien
>>68967649
>stealing
>not a crime
>>68967636
>Jonsi and Sigur Ros
Here now, keep them out of this, just from the soundtrack I can tell this will be some dumb shit.
the purge
Boyz in the Hood
Der Untergang
12 Angry Men
>>68967738
It's corporate espionage actually
>>68967436
Easy mode:
Wavelength
Empire
>>68968018
Best in thread.
>>68968128
sure thing newman.
>>68967636
>"The Film halting Trump's Presidential Run"
>release 9 July
he will already have the nomination by then
>>68967693
This because the entire movie takes place in space which is international territory. Also the xenomorph itself wasn't doing anything wrong as per its own code of ethics.
The WY corp synthetic is incapable of doing anything but what its told and its not a crime.
>>68967596
Rape
>>68967644
Disobeying your superior
>>68967489
Terrorism
>>68967649
Stealing
>>68967436
any Shyamalan, but Unbreakable
>>68967436
It'd be more interesting if you asked for crime movies where no one commits a crime
Rules of Engagement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y
>>68967534
>>68967644
Are you retarded? What schindler did was very much a crime during that time. He protected jews
>>68969495
>during that time.
It's still a crime.
Master und Commander.
>>68968018
Shiiiiit
Jungle Book
>>68969255
Signs had home invasion, 6th sense had murder and pedophilia, and in the happening the pest wasn't wearing his seatbelt in a moving vehicle.
>>68969255
>any Shyamalan
Bruce is killed in the first 5 minutes of Sixth Sense.
Debbie Does Dallas
>>68970725
>pest wasn't wearing his seatbelt in a moving vehicle.
That's an infraction where I'm from, not a crime.
>>68970861
Those girls weren't declaring their earnings to the government. Everyone forgets the sequel Debbie Does White Collar Prison for Income Tax Evasion.
2001: A Space Odyssey
and don't tell me Hal or the pre-humans committed any crimes because neither had rules to abide by
>>68968018
top fucking kekles
>>68970986
Better or worse than Orange is the New Black?
>>68970972
At least you can legalese.
Ox bow incident.
>>68970999
>muh international waters
not an argument. that robot killed him
Supersize Me
>>68970999
One of the monkeys kills another monkey.
>>68971141
He's a computer, laws are made for humans
What were they going to do, put him on trial?
>>68971180
>monkeys commit crimes.
shit next you say giant babies or robots can commit crimes.
>>68971141
HAL can't be guilty of a crime. He's not human. At best it's malfeasance by whoever gave the conflicting order. No one is seeing ANY jail time for that.
>>68971247
So the monkey just gets away with murder?
>>68971301
He dindu nuffin, he was a good monkey, expressing his cultural diversity. Stop trying to judge him like he's a white male cis scum.
>>68971301
what they hell are you a vegetarian
>>68971301
It wasn't murder. The second he picked up that bone and used it as a weapon he because a new species and was more advanced than the opposing monkeys. Is it murder to kill an animal that is attacking you?
>>68971420
>>68971489
>>68971492
He was guilty as shit.
#monkeylivesmatter
>>68968018
10/10
>Yep that's me and yes that's a god damn leopard... You're probably wondering how I got myself in this situation.
>>68971144
That was a crime against cinema.
>>68971301
the weren't any laws
there aren't crimes
>>68967436
>>68967436
Inside out
>>68967436
Attack of the Clones
The only crime committed was by the director.
>>68971789
>The only crime committed was by the director.
also goes for
>>68971741
>>68971687
You Maniac! You my sides! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Thor.
>>68971722
>the weren't any laws
The law of the jungle anon.
The Martian
unless being reddit-incarnate is a crime
>>68972075
Assault
>>68971789
Murder
>>68972329
Piracy
Midnight in Paris?
>>68972329
Sean Bean survives. That's a clear violation of movie law.
Oogieloves
>>68971789
Someone was selling illegal drugs in that.
Before Sunrise?
>>68967436
TDKR
>>68971687
forgot the record scratch man
>>68972075
Doesnt he vandalize the ihop by smashing a coffee mug?
>>68973409
You're thinking of man of steel.
