Britain's Got Talent thread.
This thread is for British passport holders only
Oh fuck it's starting lads? it's startling lads?!?
Stop contributing to this awful """"entertainment""""
>b-but it's bantz m8 lad pal
>>68937451
POST STREAM LINK
Simon/Ant & Dec's golden buzzer predictions lads?
Would you rather fuck Amanda or Alesha?
>>68937606
Sweet little cunny
Twinkish boipucci
Comedy duo
Something that doesn't deserve it
>>68937639
Amanda seems like she'd be a freak in bed.
>>68937451
Anyone need me to stream it?
>>68937639
Alesha is hotter but Amanda looks like she's a wild one in the sack
I haven't watched this show in years but I'm just popping in to say that I still have an interest in doing vile things to Amanda Holden
>>68937679
>>68937639
Amanda obviously. Right in the arsehole.
Waiting for those /lolis/
>First act is a muslim
Who else seen the trailer for the new series of Love Island.
>White man and white girl moving to kiss
>Black man grabs white girl's arm and snatches her away
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Muslim on first
>>68937729
>>68937737
Would you a David's mum?
>>68937718
Amanda does look like she'd be into anal.
Someone ID these Korean girls
>Faggot judges buzzing K-Pop pimp and his slags
>>68937858
Lad they look like every other plastic surgeon gookgirl out there
Time for shotas
>All those coalburners wolfwhistling
>all those white wives and mixed kids
>waiting for /bgt/ to go rant like rabid dogs
>tfw based Mulhern will never be on ITV1
Kill me
Now this is COALBURNING.
>>68938022
BGMT > POWER GAP > BGT
I only watch the ITV1 shit for the context.
Why are these white wimmen so stupid
>Standing ovation
remember when we didn't have to see these fucking crowd reactions all the time?
>>68938078
>stupid
Coming from a white woman I hate race traitors. Makes me sick seeing all these white women going mad at them
>>68938141
Thank Gogglebox for that tripe
These guys are going all the way. Book it.Whether or not the public actually votes for them
>>68938141
>The audience are the fifth judge
Don't you like this meme, senpai?
>>68938177
I unironically love Gogglebox
That Galaxy advert is on way too much
>>68938274
The Moon River one?
>>68938167
Good to know. Hope you're not a porkplanet, m'lady.
>>68938288
>Moon River...
>OOGA BOOGA AYYO HOL UP AM FINNA GUNNA BUST ASS RAPE GIMMIE SOMMA DAT FRIED CHIKIN YO
>poofs
Don't approve of this 2bh lads
>Dancers
meh
>age 15-17
...
>>68937451
Kill yourself cuckold
>>68938367
Explain?
>>68938322
Nope I'm not a porkplanet, I'm actually very slim thanks pretty much 10-12
>spartans
>"its like game of thrones with crash mats"
kys Amanda you meme loving slut
Why are there so few men in the audience?
>Parents allow this poofter near children
>gay balding dale winton ripoff
Get this off of my screen.
No no stop lying your actual job is professionally sucking cock
That black bitch on the panel sounds like an idiot.
Also, this dude's a pederast.
GAAAAAAAAAY
>>68938524
She prioritises black acts as well.
>>68938524
Correct she is a fucking idiot
>>68938508
>balding
What
>>68938524
Yeah, Alesha is worthless. A pure token.
>bloke acts like a little girl
>LET'S LAUGH AND CLAP, IT'S ALL GOOD FUN GUISE! :^)
>>68938599
Always need a token black so you don't seem racisit
>>68938634
And ironically, she's the biggest racist on the show.
>It's a David acts like a poof episode
Someone help this poor woman she's about to pop.
>Carol being bullied so much
Makes me sad t b h f a m.
>>68938687
Yeah I can't stand her one bit the fucking annoying cunt, any good white act is never good enough but a shit black act gets through straight away
>my little nephew dancing in his pants
>gives her strength
You might want to come with us, my lovely.
>>68938690
Doesnt he always the faggot!
INCEST
>>68938690
Isn't it always seen as he's a faggot!
Bit weird this
Bit boring lads
What should I order from the takeaway lads?
>>68938864
What takeaway you havin matey?
ANGLO'D
Who has a nine year gap between children?
Lads they haven't played Walking On Sunshine yet I'm getting worried..
>>68938864
Salt and pepper chips all the way
>>68938784
Women can't be pedophiles, silly.
>tfw I'll never be loved
Hurts m8
>>68938877
I'm leaning towards a pizza or kebab but I'm open to suggestions
>>68938864
Dominos meat feast pizza with hot dog stuff crust nigga
>>68938920
What are your pizza options?
Ballet is super LAAAAAAAAME
>>68938920
CHINEZE
>>68938920
Fuck sake, just get a good old fashioned British Chicken Jalfrezi with Pilau rice, keema naan and a mango rubicon
>>68938944
Bunch of local ones and a Dominoes lad
P-pretentious tripe ;___;
>>68937718
>right in the arsehole
Ask me how I know you don't go outside and your only role model is Jay from the Inbetweeners
>>68938952
Are you some kind of fag?
>>68938864
Fish and chips
>wife's older than him
LIVING THE DREAM
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>>68938975
Are any of the local ones run by actual Italians?
>faggot freak feels uncomfortable witnessing intimacy between a male and female
Like cockroaches exposed to the light.
>>68939000
How ;_;
Checked...
>>68939006
I would be if I liked an act that GAY
>>68939043
He's not looking great for 47 either and she's pretty foxy for turning 50.
>>68939043
>his wife will turn ugly faster
Yeah, he's living the dream
>>68939056
Nah mate they're all stinky brownos
>>68939115
I didn't give you permission to respond to me. Delete your post right now.
Shall I drink a Desperados or Koppearberg?
>>68939154
Dont need permission don't comment if you don't want a response idiot
>>68939183
Koppear
I'M GOING TO MARRY RACHEL RILEY
>>68939183
If you have a lime then desperados
>>68939183
Fruit Ciders are for fruits
>>68939142
It's not a real British authentic takeaway unless it's run by an extended family of generic South Asians
>>68939068
>Not liking beauty
Sounds pretty gay to me tbqh
REEEEEEEE AMERIKEKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV
YANKS GOT TALENT?
No. That isn't the name of the show. Fuck off foreign twats.
>firing a crossbow with a scope
Oh fuck off this isnt a talent
>>68938687
>>68938755
Yet she gags for white cock pretty hard.
>>68939307
Nigel get off 4chan and get back to running your meme party
They're better looking than any of our acts 2bh
>>68939366
VOTE UKIP - May 7th
June 23rd - VOTE TO GTFO EU
Okay that was pretty cool tbqh
>le obligatory edgy act to get media attention
PRESS THE FUCKING GOLD BUZZER FFS
>alesha talking about how much she wants to gag on cock again
Typical.
>>68937639
alesha
not even a contest amanda is gross
>>68939464
imagine her head bobbing up and down as she deepthroats your cock oh my
WHY ARE MEN SUCH EVIL RAPISTS FUCK THEM ALL
>>68939469
Yeah she is, that's what makes her so beautiful. Think of the freak you and her could get on.
>>68939518
WE WUZ OLYMPIANS N SHEEEEEEIT
It would have been better if the arrow had a dildo at the end of it and shot off up Amanda's skirt.
>>68939566
>>68939518
That ad was fucking weird though.
AYYO HOL UP WHITE CULTURE?! BETTER BUZZ IT! I IZ A JUDGE N SHEEEIT
>>68939518
It was the dad that was pushing the diver to do well but nah, he was too mean.
So many faggots in this episode.
Why do the good acts never get gold buzzed?
>>68939601
Now what kind of comment is that to make?
This girl looks like a fucking faceswap lmao
This is a really well spoken little black girl.
>inb4 golden buzzer
>>68939758
Courtesy of Alesha
>>68939758
Only Simon has his left, Ant and Dec too I think
Simon is waiting out for a younger one to fuck
ALESHA GOLD BUZZ WHEN
She's shit
>It's an Alesha gets teary over a little girl singing episode.
>>68939802
>>68939787
She used it on the Gospel group
>another 'soulful' black female singer with a piano playing in the background in some soppy shit song
Dime a dozen white guilt shit.
JUST had to get the golden buzzer too, eh?
She does that annoying voice wobble thing. When will that meme end?
>That close-up of Alesha
WE WUZ SINGERS N SHEEEEIT
Lads im welling up
>>68939840
>being this bitter over a 14 year old girl singing
Pathetic mate
>>68939840
She may as well have been singing over an M&S advert.
I tell you that fucking Davros better not be the skateboarding dog of this year.
>>68939921
Where the fuck is he? Did I miss him??
>>68939900
Here is your home, fuck off back there.
>>68939900
Cück
Based Mulhern time.
>>68939794
How's it feel knowing your meme magic just came true?
>flamingo land
>only animal in advert is a penguin
>tfw I couldn't save amanda
>those narcissistic faggots that stand up whenever a song comes on so they can get 2 seconds of fame
BGT needs to employ the crossbow Americuck.
>Forgetting Mulhern's name
Do people legitimately like homosexuals?
>>68940693
Until they start kissing in front of everyone.
That shit triggers something primal in people.
>>68940821
And so it should.
>>68941057
Amen, brother.
>that Love Island advert
>nignog pulls the white girl away from the white dude
>"survival of the fittest" :^)
>>68941400
Totally no agenda though.
>>68941521
There's really nothing wrong with black men having white women.
>>68941544
Fuck off, cuckboy.
>>68941521
>that
>EasyJet
>Galaxy
>Freeview
>TV Licence ad
>Halifax
>Santander
>Just Eat
>Johnson's
>O2 where there's even two white girls with black guys, then a white guy with an Asian girl
>We Buy Any Car, where the white guys dance and/ or dress like women, and the black guy gets to gets to dance normallyTotally no agenda though
>>68941704
There was an ad about a voting app too, it was a black dude surrounded by white women.
Fucking disgusting.
>>68941704
I feel like there was a really recent one I saw that had it, as well.
Anyone remember that "Channel 4 in 20 years" or whatever advert where they were reporting on the heir to the throne having a gay lover? Fucking disgusting m8 glad they got rid of it.
>>68941956
There's the Dominos ad too, I forgot that.
>>68941956
Oh man, that tranny singing made me rage hard.
I just wish the thames would just sallow London up, and a tsunami would just hit Scotland, Birmingham and Bristol, then all the Muslims, niggers and Liberals would die and we could go back to being maritime bad asses
