The drama/conflict was forced
Action was tensionless, boring and cringy at points
Captain America is probably the worst superhero to ever get his own
movie(s). How do people find this black and white character remotely interesting?
This is more of an Iron Man movie, and he can barley keep this shit alive
All other characters are just background noise no one gives a fuck about
>Lets force in spider-man and ant-man, that will make the kids happy!
>Just have them do some funny bantz and not contribute to the plot at all! Hehe!
>It makes perfectly sense that people with no powers, can survive all these fights with actual superheros
>Let's just keep every character alive, have the plot fold back to how it was, none of the characters need to change
just have them stay as they are, its safest that way, we will need the for future movi*cough*money*cough*e making
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This is just scratching the surface boys. This was pure cancer.
Yeah it's not like there isn't already two dozen threads for this flick, better make another one. Good job.
>>68927984
>How do people find this black and white character remotely interesting?
Cause everyone else is muh moral relativity and muh darkness. Cap is old school Christopher Reeves goodness and He is love
>>68928036
You have shit taste
>>68927984
>nothing happens
>boring action
>dumb characters
>boring script
>bad cgi
>couldn't decide which storylines to follow
>predictable plot
>lackluster acting
>no emotions
>forgettable premise
>lazy plot devices
>stolen ideas
>overstuffed plot
>dumb audience
>confusing editing
>laughed at how terrible the music was
>sound effects were cheap
>scenes were fake looking
>shower was broken at theater.
>10/10 would meme again
>>68927984
94% positive on RT.
What'd MVS get again?
>>68929010
but anon, this has QUIPS
quips for days in fact
even tho the theme should be treated seriously, im sure theres plenty of quips still
this deserves 90+%
case in point: Look how TFA turned out to be, sheer awe-inspiring masterpiece
>>68927984
agree 100%
i still enjoyed the movie as a whole, but found it completely lacking compared to winter soldier.
BvS was also 10x better than civil war
The worst people aren't the ones who mindlessly praise this. The worst ones are the people who say "Yeah it wasn't as good as it could've been, it wasn't as good as Winter Soldier..."
Fuck off, Winter Soldier was shit as well.
Face it guys, expecting "progress" in the quality of these films is futile. More people become 7 years old every day. And now they aim the movies at the lowest common denominator among the international audience, not just Murrikans
>>68930033
Yeah, that has been they're plan since the avengers premiered.
The difference between this and Fast and Furious is the manchildren fanbase
>>68928016
MCucks damage control
>>68927984
Didn't think I'd ever use the word pretentious on anyone but your trying way to hard, far too soon
>>68928092
> tips
>>68929395
You mad?
>>68927984
This is some poor shitposting
>>68927984
those are all actually pretty legitimate complaints for flaws...in BvS
Why didn't Vision or I Ron Man blow up Caps getaway plane? They destroyed just about every other one except the plot forwarding plane.
>>68930033
Kid, I also hate Winter Soldier.
>>68930646
yes, in general, more at SW, obvsly,
but MCU will do.
>>68927984
DC fan de-fucking-tected
>>68929395
Daily reminder that BvS also had quips delivered by Lawrence fishburn, they were just fucking awful
>>68927984
Billed as ultimate character-based ideological battle.
Half of the heroes' motivation for fighting was "fuck it, why not? Wub b fun"
>overanalizing capeshit
What next? A reckless critic about MLP?
>>68933432
idc, really, havent seen it yet, but I doubt
the quantity and """"cute"""" smugness
would be on par with marvel.
Im tackling the quip issue here, not a petty capeshit fanwar
>>68933432
Alfred and luthor also had them. But its okay when btfo v superquip did it.
>>68933647
Its quip city with bvs
>>68933654
There's a difference between a bit of dry humour and being a non-stop chucklehead.
>>68933744
Lex with quip city where alfred was a walkong quip. Every response was a fucking quip. He made deviation once to be snarky then went to quips.
Yes fishbornes character was quip city.
There wasn't much dry humor.
Oscar wilde is dry with humor and writing. This was just flat trying to dress up as dry humor.
>>68927984
Don't bother constructive criticism
Marvel capefags and Disney shills will just accuse you of being on the DC side even if you're impratial or not a fan of either.
They're total fucking children like that.
