>character brushes his teeth
>there's no blood at all when he spits
Brush your teeth more often
>character takes a shit
>doesn't have to sit in the sink and wash his ass for at least 20 minutes to get the sticky shit out of his ass hair
>>68927994
Until the sink is clogged with gore
>Character goes to ejaculate into his cum sock
>Quickly realizes its filled with 100s of ants who have been feeding on the dried cum.
>>68928026
What the fuck do you eat
>>68928063
fairly normal diet. doesnt everyone have to do this when they take a shit? i always get confused in movies when the character just slightly wipes and walks out of the bathroom; they'd stink like shit for the rest of the day
>>68928106
Are you being serious?
>>68928026
>tfw have ghost wipes 9 out of 10 times
Feels good.
>>68928115
You're a moron
>>68928115
i wouldn't have posted it if i wasn't serious. you're telling me no one else does this?
>>68927994
>falling for the brushing the teeth meme
>>68927962
>>68928044
Dumb frogposters
>character takes a piss
>the piss doesn't have blood in it
>character farts
>doesn't crawl up and smell his fart while holding his head between his legs, bonus points if done under a blanket
>>68928026
Get a bidet.
>>68927962
but pepe that only happens to me when I'm starting out with a new brush
>>68928142
I used to be hopelessly paranoid about the idea of a dirty ass and dealt with it by stocking up on those goddamn scented wipes meant for use on shitting infants. I still haven't exhausted all of 'em...
>>68927994
bleeding gums are more of a lack of flossing problem
>character takes a shit
>it isnt bloody and he doesnt bleed from ass
Eat more FIbre
Brush daily
Drink more water
Shower whenever you leave the house/after you poop
Change your underwear daily
its pretty simple stuff you freaks, none of that should trigger you.
>>68927962
Character brushes his PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68930148
>shower after you poop
what
who has time for that
>>68928193
i hope you're all being ironic. any time i see someone talking crap about the pepe on this board i have to wonder if they are serious. and then i realize they very well might be. i'm usually good at gauging levels of irony but i suspect there aren't any here.
bro-- you're a fucking fool. you're the dumb one. a successful comic panel becoming a meme and captivating the website is not dumb. a prominent creation that calls for strong borders, putting an end to the ridiculous illegitimate influx of ugly uneducated normalfags pouring into our website, for more competent crossboard funposting, for hilarious edits that get made everyday, is not dumb. it's unbridled creativity and unapologetic high-quality meme making. it's dumb that we would have an anti-lewd post, and later, a lewd anime thread getting massive praise. it's dumb that we would have an anti-frogpost, and later, a thread praising spidermanbutt or millenom girl. it's a joke that people continue to support the globalist anime shitpost machine. those are the demons. those are the devil. you've got to step back and wonder why 4chan doesn't have it in for these criminals like they do Pepe. but you don't. you take it at face value. hating pepe is cool among the know-nothing shitpost legion. and you haven't thought into why that is at all. you're just buying into the narrative, wholesale. and it's honestly disgusting. pissants
>character answers phone
>they don't say hello or goodbye
>>68927962
>character isn't an alcoholic either.
>>68928142
Get rid of your ass hair
