This thing looks like a fucking dried up orange. What the fuck, even George would have rejected this.
Probably the worse thing about the Force Awakens.
>>68883842
it looked better green
>you know Yoda?
>yea great character
>well he's 900 years old but imagine if he was...1000 years old
I assume the writing meeting went like that.
>>68883842
>What should we call the yellow alien?
>Give it a Japanese surname
How did JJ get away with this?
>>68883842
Everything about that scene felt tacked on. The movie was self-aware in all the wrong ways.
>>68884421
>What should we call the Buddhist warrior monk?
>Give him a Chinese surname
How did Lucas get away with this?
yeah im certain George would have rejected it... he is a man of taste after all...
>>68883842
Do people really have a problem with this character? It's an old Pygmy alien pirate bar owner, what's the problem with her being orange?
>this thing looks like a dried up grape
>>68884660
>>this thing looks like a dried up grape
You mean a raisin.....which is brown not green
>>68884660
Her design isn't great, but it's mostly the character herself and her scenes that bother people.
>>68884616
>Kenobi
>Chinese
>>68884638
>those dick sucking lips
>>68883889
That's already been done in Episode II anyways. Pic related is Shu Mai, one of those trade/banking clan members.
>>68885498
BEST SCENE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM
>>68883842
You mean dried fig yeh?
>>68883842
Literally a minion
>>68885498
>Shu Mai
>>68883842
How long were they at her bar in the film? It felt like they just got there and then the First Order arrive.
Wish there were a few more scenes where they slow it down a bit.
"I have lived long enough to see the same eyes in different people. I see your eyes. I know your eyes. It's a nigger's eyes."
>>68886611
Should I call Doctor Freud? I'm seeing all sorts of disconcerting shit here
with two eye buttholes
literal brown eyes
>>68889469
How did that make it into the film?
>>68887690
>have chinese looking character
>name them after chinese food
B R A V O G E O R G E
>>68886641
BANANA
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>>68883842
The worst part about this bitch is that she sounds like a 20 year old girl doing an old person impression. It sounds like shit
>>68887690
So THAT'S what they're called.
>>68885498
Would have been too racist
>>68884938
Is there any porn of her/it?
If that's your "worst thing about the movie" moment, you are constantly on heavy painkillers. The movie was a lowest-common-denominator garbage heap designed to remind people of how good old Star Wars was, while pretending new Star Wars movies can be good.
>>68884616
I never realized his name went "Obi [...] obi".
I'm retarded.
>>68884660
No. It's just typical 4chan shitposting. I should know, half the movies I enjoy I mindlessly bash for fun just to get under tourists skin.
>>68885528
Take this post home. You'll earn upvotes.
>>68884660
The entire scene made me cringe.
>le wise orange face
>>68884638
can anyone link me to the stupid song YAAA YAA DUU DOOO?
>>68884269
>don't you mean- what if SHE was
>*eruption of applause*
>>68883842
The worst thing about TFA is the Yoda looks like a dried up orange? You must think it's one of the better movies of all time.
>>68884565
You know why? Because the character was designated male up until JJ Abrams heard social justice calling
biggest problem was her voice, it didn't fit the character at all and just sounded strange. They could've found an old lady with an awesome sounding voice but no
>>68883842
>>68892311
Fucking what? Nothing wrong with the way the voice matched. Little African-Chinese thing with an African-Chinese accent.
>>68883842
she's force sensitive right?? probably related to snoke somehow except snoke embraced force/darkside
>>68883842
>hire a young actress noted for being a pretty young woman and not much else
>cast her as a 1,000 year old CGI orange
literally what the fuck was JJ thinking? Did he think he had the nigger quota filled after putting Boyega's gorilla looking ass on screen as a main character? They couldn't make an immortal nigger elf alien in the lore that could be 1,000 years old and still look young? he couldn't say that maybe a girl who is only slightly older than Rey might be doing something big with her life and might have come across some secrets that can help her fellow strong woman who don't need no man?
like I just can't wrap my head around his thought process here. He just saw 12 years a slave and said DAMN I NEED THAT MEME FAMOUS BLACK ACTRESS IN A ROLE IN MY MOVIE, HERE LET ME WRITE A ROLE FOR HER THAT TAKES ADVANTAGE OF NONE OF HER BEST QUALITIES AS AN ACTRESS.
George never would have done this, as shitty as episode II was at least we got to see lots of Portman midriff and her dressed up in kinky S&M dresses.
>>68884269
>yoda was a wise jedi master at 900
>but we need to show this movie is bigger than the predecessors!
>let's make him 1000 years old
>hmmm not diverse enough, let's make him a girl, and have a nigger voice actor
>>68883842
>>68892722
they look kinda similar
>>68884269
>what's the opposite of male
>...female?
>BINGO...now what's the opposite of green?
>...umm...orange?
>EXACTLY!!!
>>68884616
Because it was originally suppose to be toshiro mifune? Or that Lucas really liked Japanese cinema
Why was his middle name Hispanic ?
>>68892845
are they siblings??
>>68889946
Fun fact: his name is actually a palindrome.
>>68889423
Thats the issue with the movie. Every action scene was about the same level of action.
There was not really any small action scene, then big action scene, then bigger action scene THEN THE BIG ACTION SCENE!
They all felt the same.
>>68892644
how about the fact that she was a thousand years old and sounded 25 you disphit
>>68883842
They needed an asian character for the asians
So y'know they made a short yellow alien with squinty eyes
>>68884938
Hah
>>68883842
Basically the tumblr girl counterpart of Yoda
>>68889986
>effort into editing
>escalation of the premise
>subtle details like the nob corresponding to the music's volume
Nah. This is OG 4chan shit, youngling.
>>68892062
This
>>68892414
DELETE THIS
>>68884269
It pisses me off they made a character older than Yoda. I liked the idea of Yoda being this old fucker who had seen it all. Then comes this thousand year bitch.
>>68892845
>>68895672
It'd be fine if there were older characters if they clearly weren't meant to be Yoda 2.0s. If she were a doddering matron who collected things in her old age and had a fondness for Han and other youngsters then she'd be fine, but of course she had to be better than Yoda.
>>68892845
Can we just admit that character design in this movie was shit? Snoke looks like a dipshit, Maz is a god damn orange, all the Jakku aliens were wearing masks, all the cantina aliens were just midgets with swollen faces. Ffs half the aliens in the original Cantina were made from shit they just had laying around in storage in 1977 and they still looked far more imaginative than TFA.
>>68895969
Snoke is such a disappointment. I have no fucking idea what they were thinking with him.
You hear about all the wild ideas they had and you see all the different designs they had for him and then he's just... that. What the fuck?
