ITT: Actors who have done full frontal nudity
>>68883368
tom hardy
I am monitoring this thread.
>>68883368
too lazy to look up, but Tom Hardy goes full frontal in Bronson, when he takes that librarian hostage inside his cell
I remember seeing briefly Theon Greyjoy's wiener in the scenes where he fucks an ugly whore (long before said wiener is cut off).
Listed in order of size
Willem Dafoe
Michael Fassbender
Harvey Keitel
Collin Farrell
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Jason Segel
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Tom Hardy
Ewan Mcgregor. All the damn time.
Ryan reydnolds in Deadpool
Christian bale in American Psycho
Ben Affleck in Gone Girl.
>>68884925
>Christian bale in American Psycho
I don't recall that
>>68884019
lol
>>68885885
fucks em bitches
>>68884231
Such disappointment.
>>68885939
>he didnt know
>>68885885
>>68887333
Terrence Howard
Would you like more male full frontal in your cape movies?
the rape scene really came out of nowhere
>>68885885
>not remembering dat ass
>>68887436
Zack delivers
>>68887333
trips dick. impressive. very nice.
>>68887436
I hear there'll be hardcore gay porn in deadpool 2
>>68887333
Goddammit bale you really are the man
>>68887523
Zack failed to deliver this time...
No dead Zod dick. No Doomsday dick.
>>68887333
His best performance. Looks really crazy.
>>68884574
>Willem Dafoe
body double
>>68887333
Oscar Isaac frontal when?
>>68887698
the body double was smaller than the real thing. His is "confusingly large"
http://www.thelmagazine.com/2010/01/lars-von-trier-finds-willem-dafoes-penis-confusingly-large/
>>68887936
pshh, it ain't that big
http://i.imgur.com/yLLW1OB.jpg
>4in flaccid
Not bad
>>68884410
From what i remember there are a few times in that movie hes naked, like when hes painting and near the end.
>>68884925
Ryan didnt do full frontal did he?
Spartacus: blood and sand
>>68883368
They aren't even hard how can you judge 'em?
>>68887450
what movie is this
>>68888315
When you are a dick inspector no task is too hard.:^)
>>68884925
>Ryan reydnolds in Deadpool
Pics or gtfo
>>68888652
It's true. I don't have it yet but I can confirm it
>>68888257
You can see it when he is fighting naked in tge weapon x building
>>68887461
i must have watched some censored version, or maybe I have a bad memory.
>>68887333
Fukken checked
Please include pics
>>68883368
why is he so perfect, bros?
>>68890021
>you will never be a cheap hooker fucked by Fassbender while looking out onto NYC
why live
>>68884574
>not
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What actors would you like to see naked?
my vote is for cavil
>>68884574
Hold on when was colin farrell naked? I need DETAILS ON THAT!
>>68890721
On a similar note, I bet Affleck is a beast naked
>>68890746
Really? He's got a fucking sex tape, for fuck sake.
>>68884019
>>68884178
>>68884231
>>68887333
... Wait a second... You seeing this connection?
Bruce Willis in Color of Night
Not one female actor posted
Gayest thread ever!
>>68890798
Oh right eww no. Is it with a chick or a dude?
>>68891031
>>68890021
>I will never suck his benis
Why live?
>>68891004
Also 12 monkeys he was naked.
>>68888362
Queer as folk, it's a tv-show btw and yes that is Dex from SoA
>>68891530
So....cia likes guys but does he like big guys?
>>68891530
>>68893485
I wonder how they did this? A girl ass double?
>>68893707
Aiden Gillen is a serious method actor.
>>68893707
You do realize there are people who spend their live looking up men's asses and sticking their fingers in them and whatnot. And most of them aren't gay. Gastroenterologists and Proctologists..
>>68892537
YOU LIE!
>>68891328
Butt naked not frontal
>>68894228
Checking for cysts is a far cry from tongue-fucking a boys bum.
>>68894365
I doubt Gillen is really pushing his tongue in this guys ass.
What is an ass...skin. So what if the guy washed himself beforehand and doesn't fat in your face or shit.
I'd rather lick someone's ass than lick someone's pussy or dick
>>68894634
Is Radcliffe cut or uncut?
>>68893707
a fucking prop ass you retard
>>68894795
He's a Jew, so cut.
>>68894634
He's uncut.
>>68888308
Almost all the dicks shown in this show were prosthetic, so.. no.
>>68895037
>>68894927
which is it now?
>>68895122
google is your friend
Anyway here's based theon
>>68895272
he is a big guy
>>68895272
google tells on Radcliffe one time he is, then that he isn't.
Anyway, Alfie Allen has a perfect cock. Shame Ramsay cut it off
>>68887999
That does not justify that hideous fucking face of his.
Unless you're a size queen or something.
>>68890721
Isn't this a really bad photoshop?
Asking for real because that's what it looks like.
>>68884220
>that naked fight
>>68896068
he really does. nobody understand my homolust for alfie
>>68896106
thats a shitty shop yeah.
I remember the last Superman having problems with his bulge though. they had to edit it down in post cause it looked too big
It's unfair to judge the size of a flaccid penis
>>68896466
Keep them coming. Uncut cocks are rare in media and porn these days.
Wonder what Kit or Madden look like. Kit's probably sadly cut since he is posh and apparently that was a thing in Britain for the richer folks
>>68896512
This. Sometimes mine looks genuinely like a micropenis when it's not even cold and then other times like the one in these Alfie Allen pictures
>>68896891
If it looks like you have a micropenis, then you have a micropenis. Sorry bruh.
>>68896653
I'd pay good fucking money for some Madden dick
>>68897053
>Madden's character is obsessed with BBC
>That one cop he's dating he dumps him over it
Ofc it gets cancelled.
>>68897053
>If it looks like you have a micropenis, then you have a micropenis. Sorry bruh.
It's average size when erect though! The penis is a curious organ
>>68897200
Then show proof.
>>68897147
It didn't get cancelled. The story was just over. Very common for UK shows to have 6 episodes and that is it.
But I would also have loved more of it.
>>68884574
Liam Neeson is hung like a bear, even higher up than Dafoe. He goes full frontal in some B-move he did a while back.
>>68890721
He's a big guy
This thread is still up from this morning?
It's objectifying men. It's sexist. If it was a thread about actresses it would be deleted
>>68898303
appreciating.
We are appreciating men.
And I think all the posters here are men.
>>68897550
theres a funny story about how they all went skinny dipping on rob roy and he comes out and everyone is staring at his massive penis ans he says does yours shrink in cold water too?
>>68887333
Impressive.
>>68897488
No I'm pretty sure it got cancelled. Stewart's actor did a interview where he told fans to not be mad at Channel 4 for it.
Why are uncut actors more likely to do full frontal than cut actors these days?
>>68899058
Uncut are European so they have less of a cultural problem with nudity.
>>68899058
Cut actors are ashamed of their mutilated dicks.
>>68896443
Shit had me cringing hard. Probably one of the most brutal scenes I've seen in a movie, which is odd because I've seen gorier. Eastern promises was such a kickass movie, fuck
>>68899185
>tfw cut
>tfw ashamed of my cut dick
>tfw my dick would be 10/10 if it had skin stilli want to be whole again ; __ ;
>>68899467
foreskin restoration is your friend.
>>68899523
I've looked into it, but most of it looks kinda shady and not reliable. It's also something you gotta put up with every day for like 4 or 5 years. That's inconvenient as shit
>>68899467
That's what you get for being a Jew I suppose.
>>68887333
Now let's see Paul Allen's dick.
>>68899627
That's what I get for being born with phimosis.. actually.
>>68887333
The tasteful thickness of it
>>68899467
How the hell is this such a common practice, and who does the cutting? This jew shit should be a criminal offence. Jesus Christ! I can't imagine people allow this to happen to their children.
>>68899666
let's not
/balt/
>>68883368
In his many films, based Rocco Siffredi has performed in the flesh.
>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>she's virgin for meee
>ees too small?
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>much too thick?
>sucky sucky sucky
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>one finger???
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>where you come from?
>u take all the way inside bitch…drink it
>vat to say? hmmm vat to say??
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie, what he say?
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo yeah, put the tongue inside, put the tongue inside...
>is it your real father who's going to watch?
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce
He is a fucking legend!
>>68887333
>>68899579
There are good methods and good results and good spokespeople, and also bad ones.
You can also wait for the Aussie surgical method that is coming which will be tons better.
The younger you are when doing it, the better the outcome.
They wear penis sleeves. Mark Wahlberg kept his from Boogie Nights.
Daniel Craig wore a fake dick too for those little side shots from the Bond movies even though there's barely anything visible.
Jude Law went fully nude in Dom Hemingway though, there's a scene where his dick is just flopping around while he walks around completely naked.
>>68899671
phimosis is not a thing. And even less so something you are born with. Parents and doctors that diagnose it or try to move the skin before the kid is 8-12 are just crazy and brutal. The skin is fused like a fingernail to protect that body part. Only around 12 most boys can really move the foreskin completely. And if it is tight, then the kid should just jerk off and stretch the skin. Phimosis is just $$$
>>68891031
>female actor
actress you faggot sjw
>>68900261
Alright well when you get your time machine you can go back and tell that to the doctor that cut my dick skin off.
>>68900474
bro fist
>>68900261
I had phimosis - I got to 12 and it hurt like fuck when I pissed as the skin was too tight. I was so embarrassed by it that I spent weeks without telling my parents until I broke down in tears due to the pain and stress everytime I needed to piss.
Never had any problems until it started growing larger at the onset of puberty.
>>68900423
>baiting this hard
Nice night for a walk
>>68887561
jesse eisenberg said in one interview that the zod doll had a realistic genitalia, but it wasn't based on shannon's dick. no idea why would jesse know how micheal's dick looks like.
>>68900261
This. I used to have that but I gradually stretched it myself until I could get the skin back behind the head, then started getting myself hard with the skin back and in the space of a few months it just became normal. Am 26 now and have a completely normal dick. Phimosis is as fixable as skin is flexible. Just take your time.
>>68899666
Underrated Post
>>68899747
Also underrated
>>68893485
More like Gayden Gillen amirite?
>>68900982
Same story. Had a slightly tight skin when hitting puberty, but jerking off made it loose, stopped jerking for a while and it got a bit tight at the tip, still able to move it easily though, now it is perfectly fine.
People love their dick so much and usually can't keep their hands off it, but rather than stretching the skin they opt to cut it off instead. baka
>>68900770
This man is probably the most handsome person on this planet.
I would gladly go gay for this man. Goddamn.
>>68899666
This thread needs more dicks
>>68887333
>>68899666
>>68901777
Jack Whitehall
>>68901777
Bear "Better drink my own piss" Grylls
>>68894299
I swear a saw a weiner.
Jennifer Jason Leigh
>>68902823
get this clam shit out of here you normie breeder
>>68887333
>>68899666
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>>68884500
I thought I was the only one who saw that. He is THICK
>>68887333
Checked
This is a silly thread
It's clearly just a thinly veiled excuse to look at weiners, get sick dubs and make Big guy 4 U jokes.
Dammit /tv/ I though I said no fun allowed!
Patrick Warburton
He is massive.
>>68901732
As a straight guy, I disagree
I find Fassbender prettier
>>68899666
I always suspected Satan was a massive faggot
>>68884574
Is Tom Hardy that small? Dude was in a cold prison yelling and fighting and stuff and it aint like he had an acorn cap.
>>68887333
nice but check these
>>68887470
Tens of thousands of dollars spent getting the dick physics *just right*
I like this thread. Post more faggots. Harvey Keital in Bad Lieutenant and The Piano is fucking hot! He has a great ass and nice dick too. He is the full package: ass, dick, handsome, and can fucking act.
>>68899467
I love it when dudes pretend their penis not having foreskin is the problem. Your dick would have been lonely and ugly no matter what m8
>>68896443
>All that weiner and blood
