is he finally lost his fucking mind?
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITVxdU51ciE
>>68858253
>is he finally lost his fucking mind?
Is you?
>>68858253
This is honestly embarrassing. His daughter looks like a potato.
>>68858253
looks like utter garbage but girl on the right is a CUTE
>>68858771
Is that the same store from Tusk? Is Kevin Smith going to do some retarded shared universe shit? Jay and Slient Bob back and at it again when?
>>68858910
Tusk, Yoga Hosers, and Moose Jaws (his remake of Jaws, but with a moose) are a trilogy.
>>68859105
JUST
>tfw got him confused with kevin james
>>68859105
>Moose Jaws (his remake of Jaws, but with a moose)
what
>>68858771
A NENIOR NARTY
>>68859423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mf4n54NLlo
Some dumb idea he came up with in one of his podcasts while baked out of his mind.
>>68858253
>tfw no nenor narny
>>68859423
He's remaking jaws using a giant monster moose in Canada.
The survivors from the first 2 movies will be in it.
Possibly what's his name in the Walrus suit vs the moose too
>>68858910
All of his films old films are part of a shared universe called the View Askewniverse. The Jay and Silent Bob films were garbage too btw.
>>68858841
just like her dad
>>68859527
All the movies he's making now are either stupid jokes from his podcasts or sequels to Clerks and Mallrats. I always wanted to see that hockey movie he was gonna make but I guess that dreams dead. Really I don't know why Brendan Frasier is the JUST guy when Kevin Smith is much fucking worse.
>>68859869
Because Smith gets paid loads of money to do what he likes (podcasts, appearances where he talks about his life or ideas, movies, tv shows), he's married, gets laid constantly (or so he keeps saying), lives in a big ass house, owns a comic book shop, runs a mildly successful tv show and gets celebrity treatment wherever he goes.
He's living the life.
>>68859626
>Refeneces Jay and Silent Bob and shared universe bullshit
>explain the connection he was referencing to him
>autism intensifies
>>68858903
for you
I want to fuck his whore daughter while he watches.
>>68860721
damn kevin smith's daughter looks like THAT?
>>68858841
the other one is johnny depp's kid
>>68859423
It's LITERALLY a word-for-word, scene-for-scene remake of Jaws. I don't know how he's going to get away with it legally. Literally, the dialogue and the events and so on is identical.
>>68858253
i used to love Kevin but he has such a low fucking self esteem that he has to make fun of himself every 15 seconds. he's a funyn guy, can tell a great story but for god sakes is he scared of hate.
i remember when Yoga Hosers was first beign written he was so excited but then a year later the reviews come out and he's subtitling shit around it as "WURST MOVIE EVER" and making fun of it on his podcast as if he was never serious about the thing.
>>68858253
Kevin Smith is the Hitler of cinema. An absolute fucking hack.
>>68863325
kek
>>68858253
Seth Rogen got him smoking weed in the late 00's.
Yes, he hadn't smoked weed until Zack and Miri, I couldn't believe it either.
>>68863499
spoiled piece of shit
>>68863499
Did he beat her in the face with it?
>>68858253
Is Jason Mews the real father of Kevin's child? His daughter looks a lot more like Jason... bitch has blonde hair
>>68863476
Did you know that he literally plays miniature versions of hitler in yoga hosers?
They're little Hitler sausage monsters.
>>68863499
>you'll never have a rich dad on the inside who gives you props
Imagine being given Conan's sword or some shit. I'd stoically sit by a fire contemplating the best things in life for like an hour.
>>68863534
yeah, he got into weed the minute Jason Mewes went to rehab and got clean.
Now Kevin smokes constantly in front of recovering drug addict Jason Mewes, his so-called best friend.
Ain't that swell.
>>68863499
I want to cum in her asshole and then eat the cummy shit she poops out
>This is Lily's mother
Jesus Christ she lucked out.
>>68863685
I want to rape her tight puss puss
>>68863663
>Imagine being given Conan's sword or some shit.
Rob Liefeld bought that. One of the two in existence anyway, Arnold of course kept the other one.
>>68859606
>The survivors from the first 2 movies will be in it.
For a whole second I legitimately believed you meant form the first 2 Jaws movies, and I was so fucking confused.
>>68863694
>>68863726
If you look like this you're all set.
>>68863582
Not with that nose he ain't.
>>68863685
>that photo in the middle with the ill-fitting suit jacket
Dude doesn't even look that fat there. Why does he insist on wearing clothing that makes him look fatter than he is? The extra-wide jeans shorts/short pants just make his ankles look fucking tiny, as well.
>>68863737
I knew I recognized that name.
>>68863826
capeshit ruined comics
>>68863826
Yup, that's the one
>>68863782
He looks pretty weak and faggy. I do't feel threatened. There's still a chance. I want bite of her tits and then fuck her chest gore.
>>68863867
What the hell is Robin doing?
>>68863737
>having Rob Liefeld as a father
Honestly not sure if cool for a kid or absolutely horrible. Imagine growing up and just like all the other kids realising how much shit Liefeld routinely fucked up, most importantly all the guns he loved drawing, except you're tied to him by blood and want a father to look up to.
>>68863905
that's pretty fucking disheartening
Thats some fuck shit writing, wait is this meant to be a shit movie?
>>68858253
can someone please crown him with the JUST hair? There's no one currently working that deserves it more than he does.
>>68863945
I imagine his kids don't mind on account of all the money he has and all the shit he buys them.
>>68863782
MAN FEET EWWWWW
>>68863744
I thought this too.
>>68863905
>once he fixes all of the rules, it'll be the president's sword
>>68863945
>being hated by bitter nerds forever
I'm sure his kids are just fine.
>>68863986
If you think a kid is okay with giving up a father figure they can respect for money then you're obviously a poorfag with a shitty father figure. Rich kids who can't respect their father always ends up hating them. They just hate them while taking their money.
>>68863995
>pointy elbows/10
>>68864091
You got me wrong. I know for a fact you don't give a shit about internet retards talking shit about your father if you got money and/or fame.
This man is complete shit. Not just now, but he always has been. Clerks is bad, all the spinoffs/sequels from it are bad and he is the most annoying manchild alive. Get cancer and die you fucking hack
>>68863737
>Rob Liefeld will never give you the sword while telling you the secret of steel
>>68864147
>that fat
>tiny dog
>>68863782
jesus christ, what kind of a father is that faggot? No authority at all, he's basically sucking his daughter's bf's dick because how great he is. Where's the father authority, Kevin? Fucking make him for your approval or whatever. Fuck me, I hate this idiot so much.
>>68864140
The internet people isn't the point. Liefeld is objectively terribly at drawing guns, but he always draws guns.
It's like finding out that your dad who likes to grill actually fucking sucks at grilling. You lose respect for him.
>>68864227
He's a hungry man who likes fresh food.
>>68864147
His legs dont look able to support his weight
>>68858253
>is he finally
>>68864147
what if he really isn't that fat, but really is wearing a fatsuit, and one day he will strip down and reveal a ripped as fuck body
>>68858253
wtf is that horrible monster?
>>68864147
>>68864227
>>68864362
He lost almost all of that weight, though. That picture is like 4 years old.
I mean, he could gain it back, but he's pretty skinny now.
>>68863941
He's presenting
>>68864490
I like to think he got high and decided to wear a lot of shirts that day.
>>68864535
ok, but why must he wear a god damn hockey jersey all the fucking time?
>>68864468
That's a pretty good reaction image.
>>68863867
Superboy's upper arm looks like a tumor ridden basketball
>>68860721
generally the more negative the reaction to someone, the better off they are
>Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.
Did Morrissey write this?
>>68863499
if my dad named me after a slutty comic book character and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars buying shit to turn me into that slutty comic book character I'd be crying my eyes out every moment I could too
>>68863685
Looks more like he's been hitting the whiz
>>68863685
sounds like you know everything about their relationship and your opinion is definitely valid and not just a bullshit assumption
>>68863306
Johnny Depp's whore daughter is hotter
>>68863867
>Rob "I'm trying really hard to be Todd McFarlane" Liefeld
>>68861349
reading comprehension is incredibly low, i assume that people see 'imageboard' and expect it to be like a picture book
>>68863582
Ben Affleck.
>>68858841
Id still eat her ass
I hate when Smith and Trantino make "shared universes" but use the same actors in different roles.
Am I really supposed to believe there are five Samuel L Jackson doppelgangers running around?
>>68864995
>autism
>>68864274
that's a ridiculously shallow perspective, I feel sorry for your dad.
>>68864866
He says so himself all the time, you clueless retard
>>68863685
>implying weed is even a drug
please don't tell me you by into that juvenile "gateway drug" rhetoric you learned in DARE
>>68864579
Fat man layers syndrome
The fatter you are, the more you want to cover up, he lost the weight but in his mind he's fatter than ever so he made it a gimmick
>>68858903
She identifies as a boy now la, makes you trans-gay
>>68865638
the assumption you made was that Mewes is uncomfortable with Kevin smoking weed. You have no idea whether this is the case or if they've talked about it. Why do you listen to him "all the time" if you clearly have distaste for him?
>>68865658
No, whats "juvenile" is smoking weed after youre 22
>>68863945
He's reportedly one of the nicest guys in comics, likely connected with how little stress he had over his work
I want to cum in her mouth and have her spit my seed back into my mouth.
Also check em
>>68865776
Why? If you make a respectable income and have lots of down time why wouldn't you? Have you ever even smoked weed?
>>68865899
nice
>>68865912
>teen detected
>>68865899
Using a mobile device invalidates dubs.
>>68858771
Finally, a movie that Clerks fans can take their teenage daughters to.
>dude Canada lmao
>dude social media lmao
>dude high school lmao
cannot fucking wait
>>68865912
As you get older the appeal of being stoned for the next 4 hours loses its luster.
>>68864780
>Did Morrissey write this?
kekkus maximus
>>68858253
>20% RT score
Wurst indeed.
>>68865899
>>68866888
Impressive, very nice
Why is he so obsessed with Canada? As a Canadian I find it incredibly annoying
