R.I.P vidyashit
>>68855113
Sonyggers BTFO
Oh shit
>>68855113
We still got The Hobbit part 4
>>68855113
We'll have to wait for the box-office though.
But I doubt they'll make money.
>a bunch of 40-year-old Liberals that have never played a videogame, let alone heard of Ratchet & Clank, see a videogame movie, don't get it, and give it a bad review
What a shock.
>>68855322
You are one big partisan hack.
>>68855322
A movie shouldn't depend on you seeing/playing the source material to understand or enjoy it.
>>68855113
It's a videogame movie, I wasn't expecting anything too great. Hoping it would do better though just because the villain's robot side-kick is voiced by a very little known actor I like.
>>68855322
So someone who hasn't played Angry Birds can't enjoy the movie?
>>68855322
>/v/ manchild is upset that critics don't like his mindless garbage
What a shock.
>>68855113
>animated children's movie not done by pixar or Disney being good
Look the only thing good about the games is blowing shit up.
Don;y worry Sony still has another turd in development.
>>68855322
>40-year-old Liberals
are you implying that any 40 year olds would "get it"? It's fucking video games.
>>68855534
>being this much of a disneydrone
>>68855638
40 year olds play or have played them too.
>>68855322
Kill yourself
>>68855636
>We want the Zootopia audience
>you know which one
>>68855322
Wasn't chairman Drek the villain?
You'd figure they'd eat that shit up.
>>68855508
Meanwhile there's probably 10 threads about mindless comic book stuff on this board.
>"Ratchet & Clank" will, in all likelihood, make the younger-than-10 crowd laugh - and everyone else cringe.
>video games are well-written guys!
>Could have been assembled entirely from clips from other movies - mostly the Star Wars prequels - and would have been better if it had been.
What did she mean by this?
>>68855498
I doubt anyone enjoys that shit
>>68855803
There are a lot of video games, and this isn't even a video game. It's a movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6uRhi6c9DE
Never saw it coming.
Is anyone surprised?
>>68855322
go back to /v/
>>68855113
JUST
>>68855962
There's never been a single well written video game.
>>68856194
b-b-ut muh Citizen Kane of videogames!!!
Probably said by someone who has never seen Citizen Kane and wouldn't understand it even though it is entry-tier.
>>68855113
>Sony
>Not Disney
What critics did they expect?
>>68856194
Bioshock was a good story about how Anarcho-Capitalism doesn't work.
>>68856194
You're just being dogmatic.
I don't know why there's still so many people around who act like video games are the anti-christ.
>>68856250
Citizen Kane is considered notable for its filmmaking techniques, not its story. Video games probably don't have a "Citizen Kane" since there isn't only one of making a video game.
>>68856250
I hate that. They don't even understand why Citizen Kane is considered good. Or worse, they think Citizen Kane was incredibly revolutionary.
>>68856194
That's simply not true. Clearly you haven't played Dark Souls, a narrative that is a masterpiece of the medium. Filled with deep, complex themes that would fly over the head of most of the normal audience.
>>68856320
Citizen Kane did not invent a single new technique, though.
>>68856472
As I understand it it's considered notable for pulling them all together into a single film.
>>68856451
Dark Souls' entire narrative is reliant on reading fucking item descriptions, it's a huge failure. The themes present are never explored. It's got a cool world and good combat, so it's a good game, but it does not have anything meaningful to say. It isn't art.
>>68856600
>it does not have anything meaningful to say. It isn't art.
That's not what art means. You're talking about modern art.
>>68856194
Fuck right out of here m8
>Capeshit failing
>Vidyashit looks like it will be doomed
It's going to be Anime and Mangashit, isn't it?
>>68856451
fuck off man I love dark souls but your post is complete shit
I bet youve only just gotten into vidya in the last few years
>>68856652
this
>>68856645
A lot of art has nothing meaningful to say.
>>68856652
>>68856451
>>68856320
>>68856295
the /v/ infestation is real
>>68856600
>art needs a hamfisted meaning
>>68855258
Please god let this be good.
>>68856711
How is >>68856320 part of the /v/ infestation?
>>68856525
So it's more like the Apple of movies.
It's not gonna hurt her career, right?
>>68855322
How can /tv/ be the worst board if /v/ exists?
>>68855716
i want to fuck that raccoon
>take video game series marketed toward teens and young adults
>make a movie based on it that's dumbed down and resembles an Ice Age sequel
Why would anyone be surprised by it's low rating?
>>68856778
This.
I've spent enough time on /v/ to notice that it probably has a large quantity of underage users and children.
>>68855636
>fucking up the design this badly
To think there are still people on this board that are retarded and oblivious enough to not realise disney has the critics firmly in their pockets.
>>68856194
Literally end yourself at your nearest convenience
>>68856859
/b/ may be cancer, but at least it acknowledges it.
/v/ is fucking Ebolaids and denys it.
>>68856778
/tv/ is worse than /v/ by far. And not only because it has more shitposting.
Video games, comic books or anime are low-tier media. They are mostly just entertainment for teenagers. Film is a leading artform of late 20th and 21st century and yet a board dedicated to it is as bad if not worse than boards dedicated to juvenile entertainment for manchildren.
>>68856973
>Video games, comic books or anime are low-tier media. They are mostly just entertainment for teenagers.
This isn't correct.
>>68856859
So is /tv/ though.
I see it all the time, clearly underage here than ever before. I blame /pol/ and /v/ for this.
>>68856934
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/song_of_the_sea_2014/?search=song%20of%20the%20sea
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/boy_and_the_world/?search=o%20menino
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ernest_and_celestine/?search=ernest%20%26%20celestine
And even:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/shaun_the_sheep_movie/?search=shaun%20the
>>68857058
>This isn't correct.
Please.
>>68857145
People of all ages play video games. Comic books to my knowledge are bought mostly by adults. Anime is also for all ages.
How do you even tell the difference between something aimed at teenagers and something aimed at adults?
>>68856959
grim fandango story is really not that good it's basically a mix from a few noir films. I actually wish there'd be more of that noir atmosphere like in the first two years
More like Ratchet and Cuck
>>68857229
Setting, plot, characters, themes.
It's not exactly hard.
>>68856716
Meaning arises naturally from the exploration of themes. Since Dark Souls is only concerned with being a game, it fails spectacularly at being art.
>>68856776
>Bella
>Career
>>68855798
And they're all made by /v/tards what's your point?
>>68856934
You know how retarded that sounds?
All it takes one critic to reject the offer and release all the emails or whatever regarding the deal.
In a conspiracy this big, everyone in the review community would need to be in on it. You really don't think at least ONE of them would release the chat logs?
This would be one the level of the VW emission scandal in terms of damage to the Disney brand. They aren't going to risk it when trailers and word of mouth are vastly higher box office influences then what critics say.
If critics word was really all powerful, Adam Sandler movies would never make money. The average sap doesn't care about what critics say, they go see what they want.
>>68857251
Not necessarily talking about story so much as I am characters.
>>68856973
/lit/ is the only board that has a semblance of collective intellect and it's being infested with weebs as we speak.
>>68855322
If you need to know about the source marterial before you watch the adaptation, then it's a shitty adaptation.
>animekino is next
i wand this wild ride to end
>>68856096
That womans a god damn qt
>>68857339
That's all subjective and even culturally determined.
>>68855113
>videogame movies ever being good
>>68857487
It's only subjective because modern audiences are terribly immature. In the 60s films like Doctor Zhivago were the blockbusters, nowadays it's Captain America or Batman whatever.
>>68857587
Fist of the North Star is officially shounen manga, and K-On is officially seinen manga. Most Westerners would guess FotNS is for men and K-On is for girls. Different culture.
Comic books in America as far as I know are made for adults.
Video games include things like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c6k7QsHLgI
>>68857758
>Fist of the North Star is officially shounen manga, and K-On is officially seinen manga.
What are you even talking about? Anime?
>Different culture
I honestly doubt people who watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnRidgJJ3bE
are considered mature even in Japan.
Leave vidyakino to me.
>sony
Warcraft and assassin's creed will the true start to the age of vidyakino
>>68855113
ratchet and clank, literally 0 fans
to start vidykino you need famous games
>>68858110
Assassin's Creed has such a dumb plot.
>>68858001
>What are you even talking about? Anime?
If you don't know what I'm talking about then maybe you shouldn't be making proclamations about who you think anime is for.
>I honestly doubt people who watch this are considered mature even in Japan.
Regardless of your personal opinions, the manga is officially designated as seinen. It's aimed at older teenagers and adult men.
>>68858181
Hello newfag
>>68855322
There's critics who say that the movie doesn't have the charm and wit of the games, actually.
>>68858335
>Seinen manga (青年漫画?) are manga marketed to adolescent boys and men old enough to read kanji.[1] In Japanese, the word 'seinen' literally means "youth"
So it's a genre(?) of manga for teenagers. How is this mature again?
>>68855113
Everyone knew this movie was a scam.
Every single videogame movie is just a cheap cash in.
>>68858181
This a new Mortal Kombat movie or a Zelda movie would be pure kino.
>>68855113
>A few jokes try to be clever (for example, there's a Wilhelm Scream joke that your kids aren't going to appreciate)
>>68855113
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68856963
>>68856859
/mlp/ is far worse than both. And it's not just because "lol horsesfuggers" either. It's the biggest collection of whiny detatched fucktards on the internet.
>>68858442
It's a loose target demographic, not a genre.
>How is this mature again?
So not even adults classify as mature? Then who does? People who have been dead for a century?
>>68856711
>top gear threads means there's an /o/ infestation
>capeshit threads means there's a /co/ infestation
>star wars threads means there's a /sci/ infestation
>>68858474
Mortal Kombat has had a bunch of terrible movies.
Zelda wouldn't work.
>>68858001
They definitely aren't, if you watch anything other than Ghibli with the kids when you're an adult you're considered a degenerate. Reading manga is a bit more socially acceptable, but then you have to read stuff that's actually marketed towards functioning adults.
>>68858571
/sci/ is for science, not science fiction. And Star Wars isn't scifi anyway.
>>68856194
>>68857074
>muh /pol/
You people never shut up about /pol/ despite supposedly hating them so much.
>>68858181
>ratchet and clank, literally 0 fans
It had enough fans to warrant tons of sequels, including a remake this year, and of course a movie.
>>68858612
I'm pointing out how dumb that post sounds. As if it were impossible for someone to know about topic x without being part of loosely-x board.
>>68858556
Not all adults are mature. Not all films for adults are mature.
>>68858578
>Zelda wouldn't work.
Just hire Peter Jackson and reskin LOTR.
>>68858621
This is the board that resorts to boogeyman excuses the most. Blame everything on other boards and sites, never the precious, infallible /tv/.
>>68858731
And?
>>68856295
>Bioshock was a good story about how Anarcho-Capitalism doesn't work.
Oh wow, someone finally figured out a way to display that enigma
>>68858728
>this damage control
/v/ give up
>>68858870
I sure got told.
>there's a Five Nights at Freddy's movie being made
How exactly is that going to work?
>>68858962
the office style mockumentary of markiplier playing the game
>>68855364
>partisan hack
kill yourself
not even the same anon, fucking kill yourself my man
Is it a good movie if you loved the games?
>>68858794
And that's why comic books, anime or video games for adults aren't necessarily mature.
>>68859080
Reviewers who played the games criticize the movie for lacking their charm and wit.
>>68859080
Yes. The problem is that the critics dont even play videogames. Too busy cashing disney cheques.
>>68859221
Well aren't you defensive.
>>68859127
"Mature" is subjective, if it even means anything.
>>68855113
>token "strong women"
>it’s fremdscham
>>68859274
I disagree. While it's not objective it's not entirely subjective either. Like I said before, it has a lot to do with characters, themes and setting.
>>68855113
Sony is such a goddamn joke
Bankruptcy when
Bomb incoming.
>>68859500
>it has a lot to do with characters, themes and setting
As interpreted by you.
>>68856776
>>68857377
When Bella's shitty horror movie finally hits theaters in January, it'll have sat on the shelf for three years.
>>68855113
Is the game at least any good?
This thread is it, I'm outta here.
>>68859532
You should take a look at their incoming releases for 2016 and 2017.
All pure garbage, and the only thing that could make actual money is Spiderman.
>>68859639
No one cares, go die and no one will notice.
>>68856652
stoner shit
>>68856959
boring and predictable story
>>68858618
lol
>>68859532
Soon, clearly; their video game division is the only thing that makes money so they're making every division their video game division.
>>68856194
PS:T you absolute plebeian
>>68859548
As interpreted by anyone who enjoys more mature entertainment.
But okay, I don't care if you think that Captain America: Civil War is as mature as La Grande Illusion. After all both are about wars.
>>68856766
>Lauded as overwhelmingly genius despite not being groundbreaking at all
Exactly
>>68859711
>As interpreted by anyone who enjoys more mature entertainment.
So now mature has an objective meaning? What is it then?
>>68859676
>t. 15 year old video game player (gamer as I like to call it)
>>68859694
10/10 post.
>>68856776
http://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/video-bella-thornes-four-favorite-films/
Any fellow adults still on this board. I want you to read through this thread. Then consider, these are the people you talk to. These are the people calling good films "boring" and "pretentious". These are the people mindlessly spamming memes all day every day. These are the people spamming porn. Think about the fact that you interact with these "people" on a daily basis.
![Planescape-torment-box[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1Jq2vzj.jpg "Planescape-torment-box[1].jpg")
>>68856194
>There's never been a single well written video game.
>mfw
>>68859880
Don't you just feel euphoric pretending you're better than others who disagree with you.
>>68859880
What's wrong with spamming porn exactly ?
>>68859919
I don't have to pretend to be better than young teenagers who play video games and mindlessly spam memes.
>>68855113
man Disney is not even trying to be discreet now
they know the claim of paying reviewers is so absurd no one will believe so they go nuts throwing check at everyone
>>68859880
>tfw i've been posting on 4chan since 2007
>tfw i'm about to turn 29
why can't i leave this taiwanese photobucket
>>68855322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6boljtalKDA
>>68859905
Isn't this just some fantasy shit?
>>68860070
Woah déjà vu
Literally the same non-reply
>>68860023
mid-2006 here
>>68860070
Yup
>/v/irgins actually believe that genre fiction has any value whatsoever
>>68860147
Not true for all games, and having a good story is better than having a mediocre one.
>>68860155
I guess Orwell's 1984 has no value then.
>>68860132
have you done anything to further your film dreams, anon?
i work freelance on commercials, directed and produced a short last October.
>>68860235
>1984
>fantasy
>>68860235
You're absolutely right.
>>68856194
>>68860324
>this
>well written
>>68860324
lmao
>>68860304
>all genre fiction
>fantasy
>>68860384
What did you expect from a guy who has probably never touched a book, let alone Joyce, Dante, Proust etc. and has never watched any movies beyond Tarantino? No Bergman, no Tarkovsky, no Kiarostami, when plebs haven't experienced true greatness they actually believe that shitty pulp like Metal Gear Solid is good.
>>68858531
/mlp/ was secretly talking about CP in Spanish threads. The mods banned them all and outlawed Spanish on the whole board.Also I knew an IRL brony and found CP on his computer. To this day I regret not getting him party v&.
>There are people that actually think any of the Bioshock games are well written.
Now Ken "Hack" Levine is going to butcher The Twilight Zone.
>>68855113
Well, there go my pie-in-the-sky hopes of resurrecting MediEvil with a movie. Or of a God of War movie that would expose the general moviegoing public to Greek-style tragedy.
How come the game version is better then the movie version?
>>68859532
The PSN part of the Playstation division is making more money than all of Nintendo currently, they are going to have to try pretty hard to crash themselves into the ground with several years of shitty movies.
>>68855322
I love the franchise and the trailer was fucking awful, as were the clips of it that they awkwardly inserted into the new game. It's poorly written and somehow worse than the humor that's been in the games throughout the years.
>>68860942
Spoiler warning, it is not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BV95D-0aO4
>>68860247
>tfw I want to be an actor
>>68855113
I can't really trust critic reviews of fun movies after they shit on Hardcore Henry. I get that it had a lackluster story, but it made me and my mates laugh and have a good time. It's an experience I can look back on and enjoy. I guess if you go and hyperanalyze everything, then yeah, everything is going to look like shit unless it follows your arbitrary rules.
>>68861016
the original wasn't like that
>>68855636
does nayone even know who sly cooper is? why would you choose this to adapt??
>>68856451
This was obvious sarcasm,yet people fell for it anyway.
Bravo.
>>68861520
>why would you choose this to adapt??
Seems to me that the movies for kids have higher chance of succes than the "mature" games which are usually just shitty copies of movies
>>68861520
Sony is scraping bottom barrel to push out any and all movie franchises it can to compete with Disney's lineup. See also Ghostbusters cinematic universe, Sausage Party, The Emoji Movie.
>>68859698
>their video game division is the only thing that makes money
How to spot a retard who knows nothing about Sony's financial position.
>>68859532
Blame Sony Pictures, They're pretty much their own separate entity and they keep fucking up.
>>68857568
Ace Attorney.
>>68861520
Sony Pictures is retarded.
>>68856194
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
